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#As much as my touch-starved goofy ass loves affection there are very few occasions where I can stand my parents tickling me anymore
athanza · 2 years
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NSFW Alphabet: Eric Coulter
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A=Aftercare: (what they're like after sex)
I think he would be good at the basics; laying there with you afterwards, holding you, stroking your back, letting you both wind down after what we all know would be a pretty wild session. I feel like he'd get more attentive over time as his feelings for you get stronger.
B=Body part: (favourite body part on you and himself)
Oh this guy is an ass-man without a doubt. In a sexual sense he loves your ass, and loves anal too. He loves seeing you in tight workout leggings or shorts and loves to work out with you just to have a nice view while he's training. In a romantic sense he really loves your smile, it seems cheesy but seeing you smile makes him melt just a little bit evey time. His favourite part on himself would probably be his arms, he loves the fact that he can pick you up effortlessly and he knows you like them too.
C=Cum: (how fast he comes and where)
Oh, he takes his time. He's had enough experience to know how to keep himself going for as long as possible. Making you cum first is top priority and he prides himself on being able to make you cum just with his mouth or fingers. This man is a pleasure dom. As for where he likes to cum, he loves to make you swallow and watch you do it. If you don't like to swallow he loves watching his cum drip down your breasts and cleavage.
D=Dirty secret: (self explanitory)
I feel like despite seeming like a complete sadist on the outside, he's secretly a masochist. He gets turned on whenever you sparre with him, especially when you land a punch, jab, or inflict any kind of pain on him. It would take him a while to admit it to you though.
E=Experience: (how much Experience he's had)
A decent amount. One night stands were his thing before he met you and he's definitely broken a few hearts.
F=Favorite position:
As an ass-man he loves doggy, whether you're doing vaginal or anal, he just loves watching your ass jiggle while he fucks the life out of you. He also likes reverse cowgirl, prone bone, snake, valedictorian, and he likes upstanding citizen because he loves being able to pick you up.
G=Goofy: (is he more goofy or serious in bed?)
Definitely more serious but he does have a playful side and loves your giggle.
H=Hair: (downstairs grooming)
He keeps it trimmed and neat, I don't think he could be bothered shaving unless you asked him lol
I=Intimacy: (how intimate does he get? Is he rough or gentle?)
I think he'd get surprisingly intimate during sex, especially if it's a longer session. He likes to hold you close against him and feel your breathing as he pleasures you, and oh my god this man loves eye contact despite liking your ass so much. This man is touch starved and the affection and intimacy he gets from you make him feel things. As for gentle or rough it's definitely more of the latter, he takes breaks sometimes to help him last longer but sex with Eric is usually rough unless you want otherwise.
J=Jacking off: (how often does he do it and why?)
He usually has you when he's horny so he doesn't usually need to jack off very often. But on the occasion that you're not around and he's a little frustrated rubbing one out is just what the doctor ordered and he loves to do it while holding your underwear.
K=Kinks:
Oh he's a kinky motherfucker and we all know it. Breath play, impact play, BDSM, edge play in general, orgasm control, humiliation, role play, this man is down for a lot but won't do anything you're not comfortable with.
L=Location: (where he likes to get it on)
He usually likes to keep it professional around his colleagues and prefers to have his time with you in your apartment, but if you can find an empty store room or closet and he's particularly horny he'll take the opportunity.
M=Motivation: (what turns him on/makes him tick?)
He loves it when you're being all tough-guy towards shitty colleagues or bratty new initiates. He loves watching you kick ass or shatter someone's pride with just one sentence, it's so fucking sexy to him. He also loves it when you call him 'sir', 'daddy' is ok too but 'sir' really gets him going. But even just saying his name during sex is enough to get him going. Also, wearing anything that shows off your ass like workout leggings/shorts, tight skirts/jeans etc.
N=No (what turns him off during sex?)
He doesn't like being humiliated or being submissive. He also absolutely not interested in cuckholding, watersports or feet.
O=Oral: (giving and receiving. How skilled is he?)
He's very skilled, and L-O-V-E-S eating you out, especially from behind. He also loves it when you go down on him and drag your nails down his chest. He LOVES leaving marks on you and when you do the same to him.
P=Pace: (how fast he is and how long he lasts)
His stamina and endurance are through the roof. Good luck.
Q=Quickie: (does he like them?)
He does, but he prefers to take his time with you.
R=Risk: (does he like to try new things?)
Tbh there's not much else to try with him lmao. He will try something new if you ask him though unless it involves lack of birth control, he prefers to be very safe in that department.
S=Stamina: (how long can he go for?)
Refer to "P"
T=Toys: (is he game to use toys on himself or others?)
Eh. He doesn't think he needs them but will use some on you if you ask.
U=Unfair: (does he like to tease or be teased?)
SO unfair. Oh he loves teasing you, he gets off so much on getting you all hot and bothered and making you wait all day (sometimes longer if he's off on an assignment) till you're alone and even then he'll hit you with orgasm control till you're pleading with him to let you cum.
V=Volume: (is he loud or quiet during sex?)
I wouldn't say he's loud per se, but he does like talking to you and letting you know you're doing good, whether that be by telling you or by letting out a moan or grunt.
W=Wildcard: (random headcanon)
This man is touch starved. He loves having physical contact with you, sexual or not. And omg he will melt if you run your fingers through his hair or rub his shoulders after a long day.
X=X-ray: (let's take a closer look under those clothes...)
Around 7 inches, a little girthy but not a lot. Nice balls.
Z=Zzzz: (does he fall asleep after sex? If so, how quickly?)
Depending on the day he's had he'll fall asleep pretty quickly. Though he does like staying awake for a bit to take in the feeling of you asleep on his chest or in his arms and hear your steady breathing. He doesn't let himself stay up too late though as he needs to be up very early for work.
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