#Ask Auntie Pyrka

[a-m-pyra]

It’s just a small doodle, but I’m already in love with your au so I had to do it

THAT'S THE MOST AMAZING COMPLIMENT I'VE EVER HAD FROM SOMEBODY. I LOVE IT AS HELL.

MY DEAR LORD, THANKS TO YOU MY TERRIBLE DAY BECOME THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE.

[a-m-pyra]

Hello! I have been reading your P/Alice fanfics and I gotta say, I really love your writing style! You capture Alice and P's characters so well it genuinely makes me happy there is some writing of this pair for me to enjoy. I am someone who imagines certain voices for characters in stories but I can't really visualize how P's voice would be like? I know he makes sighs and grunts in game but that's about it. Do you have any headcannons on how his voice would sound like??

AWWWWWWWWW, THANK YOU ❤ You have no idea how much this means to me.

You know what? It's a really good question. If you ask me about Polish dub, I would say without hesitation VA OF ARTHUR IN POLISH VERSION OF SHREK THE THIRD. But English???

Gimme a sec.

*half of an hour later*

I don't know. His voice is kinda like... a reflection on a sheet of water if it was a sound. I can hear it but I can't catch it. I think close enough is Dan Jeannotte's voice. He was a VA of Arno Dorian in Assassin's Creed Unity. But he's not perfect. If his voice was a little bit younger (??? If you know what I mean) it would be *chef's kiss*.

[a-m-pyra]

Your a twitter too? What kind of stories do you write?

For real? I'm scared of Twitter and it makes me angry as hell (Polish Twitter is a wild place XD). And I write... Actually whatever I want. For most of the time it's the Fantasy in various options (my last story The Cruel Saints was political fiction with Fantasy undertone) but I also write legal thrillers, horrors, detective stories and LOTS OF fanfictions.

Thanks for asking, sweetheart. And I want to say that I love your Alice x P headcanons ❤️

[a-m-pyra]

Not exactly an ask, but would you mind if I drew more stuff of your noir au? 👁️

OMD. I would be honored, Queen.

[a-m-pyra]

1,2,4,8,24 and 30 :>

OMD, OK, LET'S GO. 1.

2. Actually, it's P's POV. I LOVE writing him curious but confused if it comes to Alex's and whole orphanage magic practices.

4. I want to write ✨The Team✨ft. Alice and P spending time together, but I don't really think I want to post it anywhere. I'll write it for my own pleasure if ever (for real, it's like my daydreaming for like some months)

24. Because of my VERY PROBABLE ADHD, it's like I have at least 2137 ideas per 10⁻³⁴ of second, and I can't decide which one I want to use, it's almost never like I don't have any idea, but when it does happen I do this crazy shit:

[I'll write here the sassiest shit THE CHARACTER would ever tell or any other scene] AND WE GO FURTHEEEEER, WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK (music works as well, I recommend music or any other favorite media crthdtrfh)

30. OMD, BUT I JUST HAVE ONE CHAPTER TRANSLATED.

Anyway, it's The Cruel Saints. I always wanted to write a book with Holy Grail, intrigues and Luteces from BioShock type of twins. And I love Victoria and Victor as fuck.

But I like The Diaphony as well (legal thriller in Warsaw). Ben is my ADHD bi child, I love him, he deserves everything.

OH, AND THE COVEN (but tbh, I just love to make Bumby dirty :3)

[a-m-pyra]

Any questions? I literally wake up like... Five minutes ago and I can't go to sleep again.

[a-m-pyra]

Eeeeh. Let it be. You can ask me anything rn. I have runny nose, I can't breath and that's why I can't sleep, so... You can feel free.