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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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Lucerys: Qybor, if you join my mother's cause, you may have my eye.

Aemond: Very well.

Lucerys: *internal* YES. When he comes to take the eye, I shall say that I did not swear to give him a drop of blood or any flesh. He will be unable to take my eye. I am SO smart.

Later

Aemond: Taoba. You have sworn to give me your eye. *puts a marriage cloak around Lucerys*

Lucerys: ...???

Aemond: What use would I have for a rotten eye? To make sure the eye remains well, I will need the body that comes with it.

Lucerys: WHA-

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Leo Ashton & Ewan Mitchell as AEMOND TARGARYEN | parallels

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HOTD | Helaena and Aegon step in to help. For @hotd2025bingoprompt “Helaena Targaryen”

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

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The good plot twists aren't the ones that are wild left turns out of nowhere, they're the ones that make all the other little things that didn't quite add up before suddenly click

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Unbelievable.

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If he hadn't lost an eye...

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HOTD | Helaena and Aegon step in to help. For @hotd2025bingoprompt “Helaena Targaryen”

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

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I would find it hard to draw with one eye… but man, gaining that damn waist though, Mmmmmm hmmm

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And Andor reinforces that message

anyway the point of rogue one is that there's no luke skywalker there's no chosen one everyone on that team had to choose to help as much as they could none of them could have done it alone and if any one of them was missing they wouldn't have succeeded

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Aemond’s expression is cold, bordering on annoyed

Helaena glances over and asks:“Why is Aegon biting your hand?”

Aemond’s expression remains cold, bordering on annoyed

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The Bastard of Winterfell - Chapter 1 - Gabicarol - House of the Dragon (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

"Jacaerys Rivers, bastard of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen and her lover Harwin Strong, grew up in Winterfell, far from the court and the royal family.

Being a bastard is not easy, being a bastard in love with a nobleman is even harder, because he knows that it is impossible for the two to be together.

Jace just didn't know that Cregan was willing to go beyond social conventions to have the omega he has loved since childhood. "

Spin off of The Bastard of Harrenhal.

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New images of Freddie Fox in The Sandman Season 2

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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WE ARE BLESSED ONE MORE NEW TOMMY CRUMB

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Gaia woman. Another design from worldbuilding series.