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etcexpo · 1 year
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What is This Blue Waffle Disease Everyone Is Freaking Out About?
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Introduction:
In recent times, a topic called "Blue Waffle Disease" has been making waves across various online platforms, leading to confusion, concern, and even panic among internet users. The term itself is provocative and intriguing, but what exactly is the Blue Waffle Disease? Is it a real medical condition or just a fabrication? In this blog post, we will delve into the origins of the blue waffle disease, its validity, and the importance of critically evaluating information on the internet.
Understanding the Origins:
The Blue Waffle Disease first emerged online in the late 2000s, primarily on shock websites and graphic forums. It gained notoriety due to its graphic and disturbing nature. The term "waffle" was used metaphorically to describe the appearance of infected genitalia, while the color blue added an extra element of shock value. However, it is crucial to note that the Blue Waffle Disease was never recognized by any reputable medical or scientific authority.
Fact or Fiction:
Despite its prevalence on the internet, the Blue Waffle Disease is widely regarded as an urban legend, an internet hoax, or a deliberate attempt to spread misinformation. No medical evidence or credible documentation supports the existence of such a disease. This fictional condition was likely created to shock and frighten internet users, highlighting the importance of fact-checking and skepticism when consuming online content.
Internet Culture and Misinformation:
The rapid spread of the Blue Waffle Disease is a clear example of how easily misinformation can circulate in today's digital age. Social media platforms, forums, and websites allow information to be shared and amplified within seconds, often without any verification or accountability. This incident serves as a reminder that critical thinking and responsible information consumption are essential skills in navigating the online world.
The Dangers of Graphic Content:
While the Blue Waffle Disease is a fictional concept, the explicit and graphic nature of the associated images and descriptions can be distressing and harmful, especially to younger or vulnerable individuals who may come across them accidentally. Graphic content can have a profound impact on mental health and well-being. It is crucial to promote responsible online behavior and provide guidance on how to deal with potentially harmful material.
Promoting Digital Literacy:
To combat the spread of misinformation and urban legends like the Blue Waffle Disease, it is crucial to emphasize the importance of digital literacy. Educating individuals on how to verify information, identify reliable sources, and think critically can empower them to make informed decisions and avoid falling victim to online hoaxes. Teaching media literacy in schools and promoting fact-checking organizations can contribute to a more responsible and knowledgeable online community.
The Role of Health Professionals:
When encountering alarming or unfamiliar medical information online, it is vital to consult trusted medical professionals rather than relying solely on internet sources. Health professionals possess the knowledge and expertise to provide accurate information, address concerns, and guide individuals toward reliable resources. Building a strong doctor-patient relationship and seeking medical advice can help dispel myths and alleviate unnecessary anxiety.
Conclusion:
The Blue Waffle Disease, despite its popularity online, is nothing more than an internet hoax or urban legend. This fictional condition highlights the power and danger of misinformation in the digital age. It serves as a reminder to critically evaluate the information we encounter and to seek guidance from trusted sources. By promoting digital literacy and responsible online behavior, we can navigate the internet more confidently, ensuring our well-being and fostering a more informed society.
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iraniq · 5 years
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Just kids’ stuff
planned part one: https://iraniq.tumblr.com/post/167766473412/united
unplanned part two: https://iraniq.tumblr.com/post/182277422122/avalanche
definetly haven’t even thought abut it part tree:*read below* 
4:43
Daniel crying like it's the end of the world. Empty bed, since El, went to feed him. Warmth is back. 6:02 Rose stole Ava's blanket - fight. El wnet to separate them in 2 beds. Warmth is back.
7:12
Brandon went to ravish Niq's secret stash of sweets - she is having her mother's voice, that is currently echoing through all the walls in the house... Warmth isn't back yet.
7:37
Em went to check on Daniel and he is crying again... The sound is getting louder. She is caring him in the bedroom... Where is warmth to fix this...
10:03
Everyone are gathered for breakfast, dressed. Behaving... El had a nervous break down and yelled and cried. So Joker send her on a walk and took charge of the offspring for the day.  - So... - He looked at his children, positioned around the half circled table. - Why are you so mean to your mom? Ha! She ruined her pretty butt to bear you all... Show some respect, damn you! Niq was one eye and hand on her phone and she raised the other.  - I was...  - Shut it! You were the one who ruined her at 1st place.  - You were the one who got her pregnant. - she yelled, could she not have this annoying voice.  - I was around 20, I just wanted a scratch - he yelled back, hoping the rest won't get or worse, remember what her said - ... Anyway. - he compossed himself and fixed his hair. The older one sighed. He slammed his fist on the kitchen table and they all winced.  - Listen what... You either fix your bratty attitude, or I am calling you a 'hormonal behavior' till you turn 22. She mumbled "Fine", the rest were quiet and the baby was whimpering, trying to lick it's snot.  - Em! Fix the baby. The 7 years old, got a napkin and stole the snot, which made Daniel quite unhappy. The twince were moved on his both sides so they can make silly faces, so he could be quiet.  - Daddy, is it true you put us into mom's vagina? - Rose asked. Since Ava was busy with Daniel. Em chocked on her laugh when Niq kicked her to be quiet. Brandon, was falling asleep, since he wasn't digesting.  - Yes, do you have a problem with that.  - Well you shouldn't ... Since you dislike us. - the girl's eyes got watery.  - I don't dislike you... - he pinched the bridge of his nose. - I just hate when you make your mother sad.. She isn't here to be your slave. I hate when she is crying, and whoever makes her cry, will have a problem with me.... Even if that's you... - he pointed at all. - And I can be so much more than an idiot your mother laughs at... you got your jerkness form me, and you definitely don't want to see it back at you... I can be scary as hell, if I want to.. Ask your sister! - he pointed at the older one. There was this situation, several months before Niq turned 10, that one of the guards was way too... Interested in her well being. He even once sneaked in her room while she was taking a bath... After this day, the only person responsible for the kids is their mother, who has all variaties of guns needed... Even Em knows hot to use teaser and is always carting a pepper spray. And the youngsters know how to scream loud enough to awake 12 levels tall building. This was the main reason, today was the 1st day she raised her voice at her father... Since this particular day.  - So... You all properly behave, or I will be the one in charge and I won't let your mother save you from my wrath anymore. They all silently nodded and he served them breakfast. Niq got boiled vegetables and cheese with juice. Em got fruit salad with 2 pieces of dark chocolate. Brandon got 200grams of pure raw dried meat that he ravished like a wild animal. The twice got pancakes with honey. Daniel got a bottle of mom's morning milk. The whole day the kids actually had fun. Their dad was around all day. Reading papers and plans and writing and drawing something. When he was done, he let the kids color some of the shapes on a light blue map. They were all given a color and pointed a place to fill. Since they weren't exactly hungry, they had fruit and vegetable, their choice, each for lunch, after that they were let for 2 hours on their own to run and scream in the back yard. Niq was responsible to prevent fights. It was sunny and warm, so it was ok, no risk of getting sick. The baby was inside, on a swingy bed, that J rocked while working. They even had a bath together. The big Jacuzzi works perfect as a kids pool... If needed. Later they all needed a nap from exhaustion. Dad tuckled all in, on his yoga mattress. And kept on readibg while they all slept. At some point the twins woke up whining and went to sleep on dad's lap. Brandon was snoring and Em was kicking him, gently...  taking turns with Niq to cuddle Daniel. After dinner... And no protest form Niq's side about the meat. They even had time for yogurt desert, even the Joker ate, although it wasn't almond or soya milk. They mixed it with fruits and pieces of dark chocolate.
23:30
 - Hey baby! - Joker suddenly said.  - How you know? - El let out an half asleep and definitely exhausted whisper.  - I can recognize the steps of everyone in this house.  - How are the kids?  - Niq had an attitude at breakfast, but I shut her... Gosh, woman, she is so much like you... And not in the good way. El laughed. - Daniel was chasing the snot again... Several times... Almost got it! So close... But so far! - the Joker pretend a sad face and fake cry. - The twins had a fight over a fork again... Gave them spoons each, were very trilled. - he explained adjusting his glasses and continued the Sudoku. - Brandon ate Niq's meat for dinner, I pretend not to see, Em got whatever was left of Daniel's pumpkin... Thing. Babs, this shit looks gross, I feel the need to puke when I see it... Changing smelly diapers is a blessing... This baby foods looked like someone already ate it and disliked it and then puked it and...  - OK, got it... Next! - she slapped his shoulder.  - I finally managed to make a decent butterfly waffel. The twins were thrilled! Stared for several minutes before attack.  - How's Niq.  - Nice, since the other alternative is 'hormonal behavior'. El laughed.  - They were wild, and had light lunch.... 7... Finally!  - What?  - It's 7 here.  - I have no idea, Love. I suck at Sudoku... Don't remark on that! He chuckled.  - They had a nap and then movie and dinner and another movie and a national geographic about hiking while the dessert.  - Desert?  - Yes! I made it! - he sassily drank of his coffee.  - OH my...  - What are you doing woman... Why you hit me... - now he understood why El was craving to be alone even from him sometimes. These kids, just some lone time, for like 5min, without the annoying questions, attitude.  - Your milk is over... That one made "moo" at some point in it's life...  - Jesus woman... - he scrubbed the spilled coffee of his pants, visibly annoyed. - I know, I used yours.  - Mine?  - Yes... You are like a fuc... You are like a cow. Daniel can't possibly use all.  -  What?  - I made the pancakes with it. After the nap we had a cup with cocoa each, again of yours.... The yogurt... I put it into my coffee...  - It's Mother's milk! - El protested.  - So... It tastes good... No animal was hurt while... Gathering it. - he cleared his throat.  - Brilliant! - she raised her hands in the air, and her blood pressure was raising an well.  - Babs, Daniel puked twice today, although we have him bottle less of what you had prepared.  - Ok... - she said uninterested in the conversation and sat next to him, putting her feet in his lap, and ruining his Sudoku.  - Where were you?  - Hanged with Oz and Ed. They are so cute... Fancy mention, fancy clothes, fancy tea cups, no kids...  - No annoying husbands.  - Actually plenty of this. They both laughed.  - Come on, love... Daddy missed the kitten.  - J... That's why we have 6 kids..  - That's why we had 2! The other 4 were your fault... The twins know the V-word.  - Good, because they actually have one...  - Shush.... No such stuff for my kids. They are cute little babies. Please... I already have one hormonal child... With her... Hormones. - he raised his hands in the air and waved sacrcastically. - A matter of time to start pissing me with the boyfriend subject... - he growled displeased.  - I didn't heard you complaining the other day when she climbed to you kissing.  - I officially allow you to kill me the the day I whined about it. El smiked. They went to bed.
00:07
The warmth is back! ... until one of the 6 kids is awaken in several minutes ...
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classyguy96-blog · 6 years
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Beginning of Blue Waffles.
The blue waffles illness struck the on-line world in the year 2010. Yet it reached the eyes of the globe at bluewaffles.com 2013 during city council conference at New Jacket City. The councilperson Kathy McBride spoke about heaven waffles disease in the conference. She said that her basic people (City of Trenton) elevated a concern about a sexually sent epidemic disease (with the power to transform females's genitals blue) and also exactly how we blueberry waffle disease for men are mosting likely to manage that epidemic illness. She does not understand that was an April Fools prank. (Resource).
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Even more, she declared that till now 85 individuals died in the City of Trenton and blue waffle is caused by a virus which is 10 times extra powerful than AIDS Virus. She showed several photos of blue waffles infected genitals as an included proof to her debate.
Various Other Names of Blue Waffles Disease. I discovered several names for this fictional disease online. They are,.
Blueberry waffles illness.
Pink pancake illness.
Purple waffle condition.
Red pancake condition.
Blue waffel.
Looks funny, right! Let's see carefully concerning this blue waffle now.
Myths concerning Blue Waffle Condition. Below I noted some usual myths blue waffle disease pictures female concerning the blue waffle condition and also will describe you concerning those clinically.
Myth 1: Blue waffles STD.
Blue waffles is a sexually sent illness (STD). Women are more at risk to this condition and also it is transferred from female to male. It is caused by a brand-new unnamed virus. Blue waffles Sexually Transmitted Disease is much more powerful compared to AIDS virus.
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Fact:.
There is no such illness that spreads just from females to males. As well as till now no unnamed virus that causes blue waffles, Sexually Transmitted Disease was discovered. It's totally fraudulent!
Myth 2: Blue Waffles Condition in Males.
Blue Waffles Illness in Males is brought on by some genital infections. Blue waffles transfers from lady to a vaginal blue waffle man throughout intercourse. The other ways of that condition are because of rough means of masturbation as well as practicing sex playthings.
If a man is contaminated with blue waffles, he may feel extreme pain and itching in his personal location. Also could really feel skin disorientation and smelly odor because area.
Fact:.
This signs and symptom upset a lot of the men. But the fact is these factors would certainly not make any type of sexually transmitted condition.
Misconception 3: Blue Waffles Disease in Women.
Blue Waffles Disease in Women is most typical. They are much more prone to blue waffles. The sores produced on the outside of the vaginal canal creates blue colors.
In female, blue waffles are triggered due to the complying with methods,.
Creates in a female vulva that does not clean her vagina.
Making love with numerous sex companions.
Already have an blue waffle woman disease infection in the vulva.
Clinical depression during sexual intercourse.
Gross sex methods.
Those who infected by blue waffles infection might really feel itching as well as serious discomfort around vagina with blue color staining.
Truth:.
A female's vaginal canal could not turn blue as a result of any STD. Often as a result of bruises, the vaginal area could be resorted to light blue. However this will disappear in few days.
Myth 4: Signs and symptoms of Blue waffles Condition.
The major signs and symptom of blue waffle is the certain discharging from the vagina.
The vaginal canal comes to be more moisture compared to normal.
Blue staining around vagina.
Stinky genital Secretion.
Heavy poor odor in the vulva region.
Extreme discomfort and also itching at genital components.
Inflammation around the vulva.
Experiencing pain throughout sexual intercourse.
Sores outside of the vaginal area.
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Fact:.
These signs are common reasons for the majority of the conditions. So do not perplex these signs and symptoms blue waffle syndrome pictures with blue waffles. There is no such illness, then exactly how you feel these signs and symptoms?
There are no Sexually transmitted diseases that go only from females to men. (Truly now, just how would women obtain them ?!).
The inflamed, smelly as well as itchy vulva or vaginal canal may suggest microbial vaginitis.
The sores could be because of herpes.
Dark blue discoloration might be triggered by the yeast infection or bruises called Lichen simplex.
STDs do not distinguish between male as well as women.
STDs may absent with signs.
Myth 5: Blue Waffles Disease Pictures/Images (Evidence Decoded).
Dr. Amy Whitaker, an Assistant Professor of Obstetrics/Gynecology at the University of Chicago blue waffles desease Medical facility currently provided a thorough explanation about this blue waffle image in the Women's Wellness Structure blog site. Allow's see her explanation,.
Blue waffles condition photo struck the online globe with the troubling photo of blue color vagina (very troubling picture warning) called as blue waffles illness. It has a banner "It is a blue waffle genital infection with blue staining peculiarly impacts female".
I can easily identify its blue disease waffle Photoshop impacts. Nothing holds true in this picture. It is a normal vaginal area with Photoshopped vibrant blue color.
It is additionally possible that swellings might cause a bluish appearance to exterior genitalia, which could arise blueberry waffle venereal disease from pressure, most likely from a sexual assault. But bruising absolutely would not be intense blue. Additionally, NO STDs could cause outside bruising.
It shows up that there may be some sort of laceration on right labia, a "cut" of kinds, however once again it's uncertain aware. That could also be of force, or it could be a STD that provides with a lesion on the vulva. But the entire Blue waffles disease photo is PHONY. A bad photoshopped Photo to make others fear.
You could likewise find some more blue waffles condition pictures below (FAKE).
Columbia University's main wellness blog Go Ask Alice likewise pointed out that "blue waffle illness" is a hoax.
Hope this description aids about that phony Photo!
Essentially,.
Blue waffles condition as well as blue waffle illness photo is a fake one produced by someone to entice individuals to their website to obtain some advantage. I added a lot more scientific points to clarify this hoax. So simply forget about this blue waffles scam as well as more than happy! If you have any type of further questions, drop your comments below. I am ready to address always.
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carolouise-blog · 7 years
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Blue waffles infection Is a legendary sexually transmitted disorder
Blue waffles infection Is a legendary sexually transmitted disorder this is believed to have sprouted out of the woman genitalia. Blue waffle ailment is sexually transmitted and looks to arise in the vaginal area. This urban myth had hit the world of internet with a completely exciting call, blue waffle. People have misunderstood and misinterpreted the fable of blue waffle. This disorder is sexually transmitted and appears to occur in the vaginal vicinity. There's truely no scientific or medical skeleton to affirm the reality of blue waffle. At the 18th of march 2013, a photo of the vagina which seemed to be soaked in blue dye with pimples sporting blue liquid seemed at the internet. Ever seeing that then stories had been circulated about an infection that seems to have taken start in reality. Greater than hundred pages approximately this sickness were posted on the internet spreading a falsified sickness. This misinformation may be blindly pressured with the reality, as children take the net very significantly. The entirety they examine on the internet appears to be actual for them even if there's no proof in any respect. Right here is the whole manual to blue waffle disease. Blue waffle infection : Blue waffle sickness:Blue waffle is an internet rumor and not using a solid history or truth that may be proven. Dr. Elizabeth boskey is a physician who stands strongly with the point that blue waffles disease most effective has a mythical life.You can have googled and observed a whole lot of pages describing this blue waffle diseases. The data might also appear to look valid and properly written. However, no scientific internet site or agency has claimed to have any knowledge about blue waffle. There is no person with blue waffle disorder who has ever come out and shared the fact about it. Therefore, most of the people mainly docs consider that it should had been stressed and exaggerated for a few other disorder. With pictures circulating the internet one can not inform for sure if it honestly is a harsh urban legend. Till real evidence and medical prognosis are provided, it would be higher to now not fall prey to such records. Some people additionally pronounce blue waffles as blue waffel. Prognosis of blue waffles:One may marvel what can also have started out this type of filthy and darkish humour. Human beings might also have exaggerated the real reason. The very common situation known as vaginitis which makes females itch and causes irritation due to the peculiar discharge of whitish liquid. This basically causes a burning sensation. This takes place because of premature food plan, unprotected sex and also pressure. An unclean non-public part turns into a breeding area for fungi and antibacterial. One way to cure or control this be inhibition of antibiotics. This can no longer prevent the contamination completely but can truly control the inflammation. Once obtaining this contamination, it is vital that they need to have blanketed intercourse at all times. Now not doing so could put their companion at a completely excessive danger of catching a comparable contamination. This vaginal infection might have been confused through someone with the fancy term blue waffles sicknesses. Take a look at all about blue waffles infection from right here.
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classyguy96-blog · 6 years
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Blue Waffles Condition in Women & Men with Photo (Mystery Decoded).
Blue Waffles condition or Blue Waffle disease is the recent fad nowadays. The most common myth is that blue waffles is a sexually transmitted illness transferred from woman to man. It triggers cause of blue waffles disease appearance on the outside genitalia.
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We obtained a great deal of emails concerning the Blue Waffles condition in females, males and also regarding its reasons as well as infection. From those e-mails, most of individuals treatment for blue waffles disease inquired about is it a genuine illness or a fake one? Given that there is no post from any type of authority websites, we planned to provide you a real photo about Blue Waffles with an expert voice.
So, we resorted to Dr. Lena Grant, Teacher of Obstetrics as well as Gynecology, to describe this concern. Right here is her reaction ...
Hello there, A warm thanks for visiting the AskMyHealth Group as well as their Viewers. It's my blue waffles disease vagina pleasure to address your inquiries pertaining to the new myth blue waffle. I received a lot of inquiries concerning this sexually transmitted condition (Sexually Transmitted Disease) from my students too!
Okay, allow me proceed from the basics.
Blue Waffles Condition. Waffle is the slang name for Vaginal area. Blue Waffle indicates a sexually transmitted disease that creates blue appearance on the external genitalia and also serious genital infection.
Technically, Blue Waffle is a genital infection that develops pink colors in and around the vaginal area. Additionally, it creates excruciating discomfort as well as swelling around the genital location.
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Causes. The significant blue walffle disease reasons for the blue waffle condition are the bad sex-related behaviors. They are,.
Multiple sex-related companions at once.
Unguarded rendezvous.
Vulnerable sex.
Making use of unclean products while masturbation.
Because of the above reasons, one may get infected by blue waffles. It is often referred as misspelled blue waffel.
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