#BUT HAPPINESS!!!! y'all should try it sometimes😭💀

[vendettasfanfictioning]

fucking LOVE happy queer revelations. you mean to tell me this character goes through the whole "oh i like women. i like men. I don't think I'm as straight or as cisgender as I thought I was" arc WITHOUT ANGST???? they get to ask their already-out friends and colleagues and even love interest????? they get to develop a healthy identity uninterrupted by the heavy burden of societal prejudices and just explore for the sake of experiencing different things?????

amazing.

[johnnys-breastmilk]

Wally anon: Happy I could deliver with that & I knowww you're gonna put everything into it when you write it. 🫣 (Oh? @ who. of the Ghostfaces do you have a thing for 🤭 I see at the end of this paragraph you menton Mickey & I asolutelyyy agree) Oh Charlie Gillespie was hot as helllll in TK, so very much cosigned (not a spoiler at all, support the inclusion 👍). Pyramid Head is an automatic yes 😳, I can sometimes. see it with Michael (mostly with the new movies), but I can't say I feel the same with Hoffman. 🙈 Yupppp. 2 is actually my favorite opening cause it's just so. different from the rest of the franchise & immediately. gets to establishing how the universe had changed with the existence of Stab & how you just knowwww something bad is gonna happen cause there are Ghostfaces everywhere (something I feel 6 dropped the ball on with the subway scene) & it's even worse. than expected cause it's in front of everyone. 💀

Oh, I would probaly agree with that assessment @ big balls (have you seen that one notorious video with Griffin Barrows having cum shoot allllll over his face? that's what I'm picturing @ fire hose 🫣) (and thennnm you end up getting stuck in it & left in a precarious position where he can fully take advantage of your ass 😳)

Yesss. We have the exact same thoughts here. I know we've covered Wally pretty well for it to be easier for me to think about what he'd get up to (especially the spit 😮‍💨💦 ), but based on what you've said, Zed just feels like he'd make more sense in that position + doing those things.

Oh, I'm right there with you (hard to not. be as a long time Stucky truther lolll). I wish Fresh had really intensified things cause it had me hooked. with that lengthy pre-title sequence & even sustained some of that later on, but the stuff with the friend just felt derivative of Get Out to me & it left the ending being less satisfying. 😶‍🌫️ I would be fine with it if the show wasn't soooo inconsistent about ~good people who don't deserve it dying vs bad people who do deserve it living~ cause they fr can not decide which route to stick to. 😶 It's cause you can tell they were reallyyyy trying to keep the story going & when a sequel doesn't ferl like a natural expansion, it ends up either being bad or boring or straight up confusing 😕 (Oh, I've never played myself, just have watched a lot. of streamer/YTer content with the game & kept up for awhile through that, but yeah it's been a few months since I've caught up with things 💔) Yessss these ideas >>>> Such. an unexpected, but fulfilling route to take Ryan in & I'm so glad we both see the vision in it cause there's soooo much potential in this headcanon. 😭

(ohhhh him. @ face reveal guy. I only know of. him because of that dkfd. but jesussss @ that. trash for sure. ❌️) And the wildest thing is that you damn well know many of these people's favorite "characters" are just ones completely void of personality + anything interesting just. so they can project themselves onto them (even though so many of those. types of characters end up coming off like assholes more to me because you can feel the writers intended them to come off "likable" so when they do something "problematic" you can tell the writers accidentally let it slip through). Like, maybe y'all should just not engage with fiction. 🤷‍♂️ Same. Not worth the time or brain cells wasted to subject myself to it beyond what I've already been exposed to. (it's almost always. hypocritical, so they bring the issue on themselves. kinkshaming is free reign on those types of people. 🖕)

Cause his extra special icing he won't tell anyone the secret ingredient of yup. 🤫 And, if you mean in a cake eating. context, he'd just be imagining your. cake the entire time. 🤭 I would say to wait on it depending on your limits with movies. I personally love it + see exactly what she was going for, but the subject matter is much. heavier than Saltburn, so I can understand why it was pretty controversial for people. No, go ahead, speak your truth dhkdhd. 👅

Okay so in order of the movies (because I could never rank them, they’re all number one): Billy is always a yes, I’m adding Stu because they’re so gay together it’s a need to include both, Mickey as mentioned before, Roman (under-appreciated king), Charlie and Jill (bisexual tendencies yk), and Ethan. That’s it. (No richie because imo Jack Quaid doesn’t do it for me. Weirdly, I consider it his best role looks-wise. It was probably the personality too, too nerdy and all. And I love me some big dick nerds but he isn’t it, respectfully) Yeah I’m sad he wasn’t the killer but it wouldn’t make much sense, at least he was a long haired himbo with muscle🫣 Pyramid Head is always a yes and that’s so true. Michael is definitely iffy for me, if we’re talking old man Mikey then he’s off the table for discussions. But faceless and “nameless”, kinda cute masked Michael is always a yes. I getcha on Hoffman, he’s not my go-to dilf tbh, just one that I can appreciate for being there and participating🤭 YESSS OMG IT WAS SO STUPID FOR THEM NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT. 2 sets it up and 6 reinforces that Ghostface has gone beyond Woodsboro, the little town it rocked in the 90s. They literally make a big deal out of it in 6’s opening that others are now donning the mask and committing heinous acts just because they feel like it… but then they never use it?? Not even the Stab version of Ghostface’s mask is seen being worn by anyone. (Although, I do like the numerous horror film references, but it’s a Scream movie. It’s not selfish to feature your own slasher the most.) And that’s why 2s works so much better than 6. They have the same message, even with the one guy being like “We have to finish the movie” (which I think is a reference to the audience booing at the one girl for ruining the movie by going up on stage and blocking the view/getting the blood on anything.) but even with similar messaging, 2 works better because it feels secluded to the college yet unpredictable (going back to Randy’s death sksjsj)

I think I know what you’re talking about! I saw one of a dude in his pickup truck, the interior being quite tall, yet he was hitting the roof of the car with the intensity of his cumshot. Absolutely crazy and it’s Wally’s type of thing fr. (ohhhmg i love the idea of it being sticky enough to get stuck in it🫣)

Oh I know he’s a spitter🤭 In all kinds of places, and your mouth is one of his favorites. Zed is super giving and always happy to help solve problems (ik that sounds basic as hell but i have not seen the movie in forever sksjsk) so it makes sense he’s on the bottom, giving you everything Wally gives in roughness with a sweet tenderness to compliment the other. Like sweet and sour.

Stucky was robbed in the MCU, Steve did not want Peggy’s british ass. No, he wanted to give that all american peach to Bucky (I couldn’t resist.) Yeah i sort of like it because obviously someone would notice that she’s missing, but it kinda falls flat when she gets trapped by him… like, really? You think this guy took your best friend and you just go to his family’s house without any backup? I know her brain was tired from those mental jumping jacks to make it make sense. The end where she’s about to give him a bj is engrained in my head because the shots of Sebastian all undone and on the bed🫣 Saw 4 is kind of okay, because there’s intrigue about a new person being inspired by John… but then it’s revealed it was Hoffmann and he was just… working with John the whole time. Wow. Creative!! Idgaf about the Hoffmann/Strahm conflict btw… and it gets worse when Jill comes in (though, she should have started up the traps instead, then recruited Hoffmann in 5/6) There really is. I don’t wanna be mean but Milo looks like he could be a hot streamer on Twitch or something😭 Gives big dick nerd energy in the best wayyyy

You get it. The lack of media literacy is crazy sometimes and I really can’t believe these people are fully fledged adults. It’s like driving… maybe everyone should be able to do it. I know it’s just watching tv but it causes real harm online sometimes😪

Oh totally, it makes the cake so moist and soft yet firm and bakes perfectly!! Such a good ingredient and he only uses a few loads cups per batch. But omfg milking him for it to make food he makes even better. Cook!Wally shining through here And okay!! (I say that as i’m about to watch it while eating lunch) Listen… if it was Milo/Wally/any of his roles in that bath… I would’ve drank it no matter the shade of the water. The grave is where I draw the line but the bath water is so me jkjk