#BUT I WANT IT SO BAD POMNI LOOKS SO STUPID

[dixidin]

Hey guys! Shitty edit here and- THINKFAST

[nobody-nexus]

Even More TADC Incorrect Quotes

(Will Contain Buttonblossom and Abstrabbit)

Caine: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?” Kaufmo: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

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Queenie: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means! Pomni: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want? Queenie: What? No! What has Jax been telling you? Jax, pouring Skittles into his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch

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Ragatha: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small Gangle: I would say infinitesimally Caine: And I'd say teeny-weeny! We all know words!

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Ragatha: So, you lied to me? Jax: That depends on how you define lying Ragatha: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Jax: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Ragatha: You are an absolute dork Pomni, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork! Ragatha: sighs Yeah, you're my dork

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Kinger, on the phone: I better go…kay, call me later… byeeee! Queenie: Friend of yours? Kinger: Nope, wrong number Queenie: ???

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Jax: A fistfight CAN be romantic

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Caine, dramatically: They called me a fool! Pomni, sick of Caine's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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Jax: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Zooble: No, I said "Jax, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset

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Kaufmo: Pomni, you were so wasted last night Pomni: I wasn't that drunk! Kaufmo: …You called a taxi home Pomni: Yeah! It's called being responsible! Kaufmo: The party was at your house Pomni: ...SHIT

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Ragatha: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Kinger: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital Ragatha: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you Kinger: But I heard a siren Zooble: That was Pomni Pomni: Sorry, I got nervous

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Gangle: I’m terrible at expressing myself Caine: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words! Gangle: Yes, but my actions are also bad

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Gangle: I'm going to ask you to be respectful Zooble: I will "politely" decline

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Queenie: Do you guys hear something? Kaufmo: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up

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Jax: If I was married to you, I would put poison in your coffee Zooble: If I was married to you, I’d drink it They kiss afterwards

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Kinger: finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods Kinger, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

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Zooble: Thanks for opening my message and not responding Caine: All good Zooble, any time! Zooble: Fuck you.

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Jax: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome Queenie: That’s 200%. Jax: I’m twice the person anyone’ll ever be

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Ragatha: Pomni… you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now Pomni: muffled mm hmmm :) Ragatha: ......I should be annoyed but you're adorable

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Jax: My head hurts Ragatha: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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Pomni: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? Jax, being a lil shit: Bleach Zooble, genuinely: Sewage Pomni: …Please calm down, edgelords

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Pomni: That’s illegal, right? Queenie: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop? Pomni: No- Queenie: Then shut the fuck up.

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Kaufmo, to Zooble: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable. Zooble: … Kaufmo: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend

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Kinger, texting Caine: Caine! Help I'm being kidnapped! Caine: Where are you? Kinger: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help. Caine: I'll call Ragatha! Ragatha, answering their cell: Y'ello? Caine: Where's Kinger? They texted me that they were being kidnapped! Ragatha: Ragatha? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Ragatha: Ragatha: I'll call you back. Hangs up Ragatha: MY NEW HAIRCUT LOOKS FINE! Kinger: WHO ARE YOU!?

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Gangle: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way? Ragatha: Wait, what’s the difference? Gangle: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven… if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

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Pomni to Bubble: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just… Kaufmo: Cockroach ankles! Pomni: Ye- uh, what?

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Gangle: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Jax

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Kinger: It’s time to turn this into a real business Ragatha: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes? Zooble: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes? Pomni: I handle our accounting

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At a bank teller window Queenie, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit! Caine: HEY BUDDY, WAIT, I REMEMBER YOU! Queenie: Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube Caine: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN!

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Jax: What does “take out” mean? Bubble: Food. Kinger: Dating. Queenie: Murder. Pomni: It can be all three if you’re not a fucking coward

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Gangle: Ragatha! I thought you were dead! Ragatha: No, just in deep cover Gangle: …But it was an open casket Ragatha: It was very deep

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Ragatha: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die Gangle: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call Pomni: It’s called connotations Jax: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty" Caine: Great news! Language is now banned!

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Bubble: Kill him. Kaufmo: This is the kind of quality advice I look for

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Jax: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens

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Caine: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Pomni? Pomni: No Caine: I think I speak for Pomni when I say it sounds really super

[s1desn4cks]

Jax Snax (v0re)

Pomni is stressed out after the latest adventure, and Jax decides to help calm her down by hiding her in an unconventional way.

Aka, my little headcannon that Pomni will physically shrink if she’s stressed enough, as a way of making herself literally smaller to avoid problems and stay out of the way.

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“Why am I the one who has to?” Jax complained to Caine, who had told him to gather everyone for the day’s adventure.

“You’re the one with keys to everyone’s room!” Caine floated over to him, throwing his arms up in a gesture of exaggeration. Jax rolled his eyes and sighed.

“Whatever.” Jax started pulling keys from seemingly nowhere as he walked towards the hallway of rooms. He knocked on everyone’s doors, and unlocked anyone’s who didn’t answer, making sure they were awake. His sarcastic attitude annoying the others as they quickly pushed him out of their rooms, or grumbled and told him they’d be there in a bit. When he got to Pomni’s room, he leaned against the door and knocked.

“Newbie, c’mon. Ain’t got all day.” Jax rolled his eyes when there was no answer after a few minutes. “Pomni, c’mon. It’s been a week already get used to it.” He snapped, annoyed. “Look I don’t want to be waking you either, but you can’t just ignore me.” Jax grabbed the key to her room, unlocking it quickly and opening the door. “Pomni-“ He stopped, not sure what to make of what he was seeing. In front of him was a tiny Pomni, only about half her normal size if even that. “Damn and I thought you were short before.” Jax joked. Pomni looked at the ground nervously, and Jax took a step back as she shrunk another good few feet in front of his eyes. “Well, that’s new.” He stared, not sure what else to say. A small glitch made its way onto Pomni’s hand as she looked up at Jax.

“Hey-“ Pomni quickly hid her glitching hand behind her back. Jax however, wasn’t stupid. He’d seen the glitching hand, and the fact that Pomni had quite literally shrunk in front of his eyes.

“Okay yeah. What’s wrong.” Jax leaned against the doorframe, arms crossed as he stared at Pomni.

“I uh, don’t know what you mean. Besides the obvious, you know, stuck in a literal digital nightmare, heh.” Pomni spoke quickly, refusing to look directly at Jax as she shrank another few inches, wanting to get away from the conversation.

“Anyone ever tell you you’re a bad lier?” Jax tilted his head, his eyes narrowed at Pomni. Pomni let out a nervous laugh, hugging herself and shrinking another few inches. The glitching on her hand became worse as she stressed. Jax raised a nonexistent eyebrow. “Keep that up and you’re gonna disappear.” Even with his sarcastic attitude, a small bit of worry creeped into his tone. “Ya cant go disappearing, newbie, I’ll be the one who’s blamed. I was sent to getcha after all.” Pomni just continued to look at the floor guiltily, refusing to look Jax in the eyes. “Now tell me, what’s got you glitching. Literally.” It didn’t seem like a question, more like Jax demanding answers.

“Just stressed. That’s all. Wouldn’t you be? I mean, weren’t you?” Pomni finally looked up at Jax, who was now much taller than before from her perspective. A small tinge of fear ran through her, as Jax seemed almost like a giant now compared to her current size. “I mean, crazy adventures every day, things literally glitching all around you, never being able to go home, the chance of turning into… whatever that was the first day I got here, a completely new body, it… it’s just so much to deal with.” Pomni became smaller and smaller with each thing she described, the stress physically transforming her. Jax watched as she shrunk, dumbfounded on what to do.

“Look ya gotta stop talking or you’re gonna turn into a spec of dust at this rate.” Jax sighed, bending down. Pomni was small enough to fit in his hand now, and as much as he hated to admit it, he understood her stress. It reminded him of when he first showed up. Jax reached out a hand, setting it on the ground next to Pomni. “You’re going to be expected to show up, but at this rate I think you really will disappear if you’re forced into todays ‘activity’.” Jax looked away from her. “I can help you, if ya want.” There was a sincerity in his voice that Pomni hadn’t heard before.

Pomni looked up at him, cautiously stepping onto his offered hand. Jax carefully lifted her as he stood back up to his full height. “This is going to sound really weird.” Jax began. “But I know a place where I can hide you, where you’d be out of the way of everyone and no one but me would find you.”

“That… doesn’t sound weird at all?” Pomni questioned, looking at Jax with confusion.

“Yeah, that’s the normal part.” Jax rubbed the back of his neck. “The weird part is where the spot actually is.”

Pomni looked at him before sighing in defeat.

“I don’t care. I can’t handle any more of Caine’s $^]]#*%! activities right now or I might literally loose my mind.” Pomni’s hand glitched again and she sighed.

“Alright, but you asked for this, and if anyone asks I’ll have no clue where you are.” Jax shrugged before closing his hand around the tiny Pomni, who let out a small yelp. He slowly lifted her above his head, looking up and opening his mouth. Pomni let out another cry of fear and surprise as she was suddenly dropped, straight into Jax’ awaiting mouth.

“Wait-!” Pomni cried out as Jax closed his mouth, trapping her inside. She crawled over his tongue to the front of his mouth and began banging on his ‘teeth’. “Jax let me out!”

Jax hummed in acknowledgement but did not open his mouth. Instead, he tilted his head back and began to swallow. Pomni was quickly thrown to the back of his mouth, letting out another small yelp as her legs were squished into his throat. A panic overtook her as her hand glitched and she tried to grab into his tongue. The slippery muscle didn’t provide much to grip on as Jax swallowed again, pulling Pomni down up to her waist. Jax swallowed one last time, pulling the last of Pomni’s body into his throat.

Pomni closed her eyes as she began her decent, squirming and trying her best to make Jax spit her up. She could hear his heartbeat as she traveled down, the constant, rhythmic thumping being a surprising comfort. Meanwhile Jax had a hand on his throat, pressing in slightly on Pomni’s form as she traveled downwards. He sighed in relief as he finally felt her plop into his stomach, placing a hand over where he could feel her form.

“You good?” Jax asked, pressing his hand onto his stomach. There was no answer for a moment, until Pomni began to squirm. Jax cringed at the feeling, although something about it was rather enjoyable.

“Jax what the #^$@?!” Pomni yelled, banging a hand against his stomach.

“Calm down, I told ya that I had a place to hide you. You’re out of the way, and only I can find you.” There was a sincerity to Jax’ voice, though his usual slyness was still there. “You’ll be fine. We don’t really need to eat, so there’s no reason to freak out. It’s not like these bodies have stomach acid.” Jax said nonchalantly, as if it were common knowledge.

Pomni stopped squirming, seemingly considering Jax’ words.

“So, I’m completely safe…?” Pomni asked, concern clear in her voice.

“You think I’d do this if you weren’t?” Jax replied sarcastically. “Jeez I might be that guy, but I wouldn’t set out to kill the newbie.” He prodded at his stomach playfully, jostling Pomni.

Pomni let out a sigh of relief, taking a moment to fall backwards and let the walls cradle her. Jax began walking, presumably to whatever ‘activity’ was planned. Jax’ stomach rocked gently around Pomni, his heartbeat and breathing creating a calming and constant rhythm. Pomni, for the first time since they’d gotten to the circus, felt relieved and… secure. There was something about this experience that calmed them, although they would never admit that out loud. Their hand has stopped glitching, the stress seeming to melt away as they relaxed into the walls. Jax would be hearing hell from them when they got out, but for now, they might as well enjoy this break.

Jax sighed, placing a hand over his stomach. He felt Pomni relax, and closed his eyes, smiling. Whatever Caine had planned for today, they would just have to deal with doing without her. For now, Pomni was getting a well needed break. He knew he’d be getting hell from her once she was spit up, and he’d probably never get this chance again, so why can’t both of them enjoy this? Jax pressed in on where he could feel her form, Pomni squirming slightly at the new pressure. Jax smiled wider, and continued walking. This might actually be a good day.

[theboywithburninghands]

Another FunnyBunny tidbit, this one on the angstier side. I imagine the preamble here is that Jax pulled some kind of joke that sent Pomni over the edge.

Why Are You Like This?

Pomni: JAX! What the F@#%?! Is that supposed to be funny?!

Jax: Re-laaax, it’ll be fine-

Pomni: *mockingly* ReLaAaAx-! *normal voice* How about I don’t?! I hate you! EVERYONE hates you! You haven’t done a single good thing for anyone here! What, you think because you’re sad that you can treat the rest of us like… like TOYS?! Guess what?! We’re all sad! We all want to get out of here! You don’t get to push the rest of us around with that stupid— FACE on your face!

Jax: Pom-

Pomni: NO! I don’t want to hear whatever snide clapback you have! I am DONE! I hope you abstract and I hope it hurts!

*Pomni rushes out of the room, tears of rage in her eyes. Jax watches her go before rolling his eyes*

Jax: Pfft. Some people.

*Later, Pomni has been in her room trying to calm herself down. There’s a knock on her door*

Pomni: Not right now…

*more pronounced knocking*

Pomni: Not right now!

*The door unlocks and Jax enters, twirling the key on his finger*

Pomni: Get the #%@& out of here, Jax.

*He shuts the door behind him*

Jax: So you had your first meltdown. Congrats.

Pomni: Get, out, Jax.

Jax: Looook, I’m sorry. If you wanna yell at me some more, I’m here.

Pomni: …No.

Jax: Huh?

Pomni: I…

Jax: You’re allowed to be cheesed off, newbie. I went too far. I get it.

Pomni: If you get it, why do you keep doing it..? You know it hurts. We don’t do a thing to you…

Jax: *he sits on the floor, arm over his knee* Yeah, I guess it’s like you said. I hate it here, so I lash out. But… I guess there is another reason.

Pomni: I don’t care.

Jax: *puts up hands* Okay. *he stands up and goes to the door* Dinner’s ready.

Pomni: *sigh* Jax, wait…

Jax: You said you don’t care.

Pomni: Jax. I didn’t… I guess whatever reason you have, it doesn’t make it hurt any less, that’s all.

Jax: Hm. So… You wanna know or not?

Pomni: Sure.

Jax: *he turns around, leaning against the door, crossing his arms* If I’m an @$$#@&€. Maybe people will be angry at me and not about… being stuck here.

Pomni: …That’s a terrible excuse. You’re just making them miserable faster.

Jax: …Yeah. It is. Maybe I’m just trying to justify being an irredeemable jerk.

Pomni: Don’t. Just be honest and say you’re a jerk.

Jax: Hmm. .*he opens the door*

Pomni: But I don’t think you’re irredeemable.


*Jax stops opening the door, looking around at her*

Pomni: If you were actually a heartless bully, you wouldn’t have gone out of your way to apologize… I know you only did it because you felt bad, but… that proves you still have a conscience.

Jax: Hm. Whatever helps you sleep at night, Pompom.

Pomni: Quit calling me that. …I know you must care at least a little… Unless you’re setting me up for something worse later.

Jax: ……….Nah. Think you’ve had enough for now.

Pomni: I… don’t want you to abstract.

Jax: You’d miss me? *smarmy grin*

*Pomni only glares at him. Jax blows a raspberry and closes the door*

Pomni: …Maybe I would. Creep.

[ruinationz]

ao3 suspended my FUCKING account until like 10 DAYS after the tadc pilot releases :sob:...all over some stupid request posts...anyways read my writing

wowzers i wanted to write pomni x caine but made it edgy. eek! the personal traumas the humans have!!!

thx you @bambi-on-the-ps3 for the help again

(again, like on the starstruck fic i'll probably like explode you if you say gross things about this ship.)

desc from ao3:

the amazing digital circus? the amazing digital GAY.

(or: pomni loves caine, and caine loves pomni! absolutely none of pomni's unresolved past traumas from the real world are here to rain on their relationship parade, right?)

(...right?)

ok i srsly need to set these things up better uh UNDER THE CUT! WRITING:

Caine, you're being followed by the ghost of what you can't absolve.

Say, you wanna go somewhere?

So does she. Her ghost.

But she's not dead, no. She's just going through hard times.

You wanna know 'why?',

But lately...Something's hanging off of your tongue.

"...MAY I ASK YOU A QUESTION, MY DEAR?"

After what had seemed like an eternity of mustering up the courage to do so, Caine had finally managed to get a hold of Pomni just as the troupe was settling down from another one of the circus's many performances.

A soft, confused hum came from the jester in response to the words he stumbled out, almost as if she hadn't expected to be asked anything at all that night as her gaze met the ringleader's own.

"S-Sure, what do you need...?" She replied, the corners of her mouth turning up into that usual timid smile that nearly made his heart melt in his chest.

The ringleader hesitated for a moment, wringing the staff in his hand as he took the time to gather his words together, before looking Pomni in the eyes and asking:

"...IS...IS ANYTHING...WRONG, MY DEAR?"

The eager curiosity in Pomni's eyes dulled into realization, and Caine watched the jester cast her gaze to the floor as the smile faded from her face, an uneasy silence filling the room.

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"...It...It's nothing, Caine. I'm okay, really." She finally muttered a reply after a second or two, a hint of defensiveness creeping into her tone as she bit her bottom lip and continued to look away from him.

He would have frowned at her response if he was physically able to.

'It's nothing'? Oh, don't play these games, my dear...

Pomni, please, just let me help you...

I know that there's been something upsetting you. All I want you to be is happy...

Why is she hiding all of this from me? What else does she have hidden? Have I not been doing enough? How long will she keep this up for? For goodness' sake, I'd rather see her upset than acting like this...!

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...No, that's a nasty thought, and you know it.

Focus, Caine. Just continue to be there for her.

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...Is it me who's been bothering her?...

No, it can't be me. All I need to do is let Pomni know that it's alright to talk to me. That I'm always available to be her shoulder to cry on. That she can be vulnerable with me.

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...Just as I have been vulnerable with her...

Pomni...I want to help you...

I really do...

He gave a sigh as he closed his eyes and shook his head, loosening the grip on his staff.

...Perhaps it would be best to not pressure her into it.

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"...I-I'm sorry if I...w-worried you-"

"NO, NO, NO! NOT AT ALL!" Caine's thoughts came to a halt as he quickly snapped his head up to reassure Pomni, waving his hands back and forth.

"PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T FEEL BAD, MY DEAR...IT'S FINE, IT TRULY IS."

"...YOU KNOW..." He began to change the topic, switching his staff to his left hand as he reached out to gently place the other on the side of Pomni's face.

"WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME UNTIL THE NEXT ACT, SO...WHY NOT DO SOMETHING NICE TOGETHER?"

He tilted his head to the side, narrowing his eyes in an expression that made up for his inability to properly smile. "YOU KNOW, TO CHEER YOU UP?"

...

Pomni's worried expression seemed to soften as a smile returned to her face, and Caine felt the temperature of the jester's face grow ever so slightly warmer as she reached her own hand up to rest it on his.

"...Yeah...We could do that."

[spitinsideme]

Peach blossoms and wolfsbane

By writer anon

Authors note:fun fact did you know that wolfsbane means mistrust in people or humans and that peaches mean honor,gentleness,and your beauty is unparalleled? Just thought that was worth noting! Also be warned bad writing and grammar ahead

Spitzy paced that floor of her bedroom then dramatically flops on her bed and sighs “Ugh there isn’t anything to do around here I can’t believe the dump fop that my county wants me to marry banned me from leaving the manor grounds…” “Nothing interesting happens around here anyways whats the big bloody deal if I just go into town for some fun.” Spitzy shaking her head gets up from her bed with some new found determination. “Right then no use moping about it I’m gonna get out of here and have some fun!” “I don’t need some cheeky sod telling me what I can and can’t do!” She said with vigor but right on cue the door to her room swings open and who should appear but her supposed fiancé Duke Chad Charming. “And just where in the bloody hell do you thing you are going?” He said with sour face. Spitzy huffs “ I’m leaving this manor I can’t take it being so stuffy in here I want to go outside and I will not have some man who thinks he has some sort of say in the matter stop me.” She said with a bit of bite in her tone. The duke however did not like that answer “You better watch how you speak to me or next time I’ll be sure to make you learn your place.” He snarled. With that he leaves the room filled with silence as Spitzy defeated sits on her bed her hand holding her cheek while her elbow in on her knee “wow what a charming bloke he was” she muttered “Great I’m not only gonna be stuck in a loveless marriage but I’m also stuck in this damn manor!” She throws a pillow at the door. Spitzy is at a loss but just when Spitzy was about to lament some more a knock could be herd as the door “Come in” said Spitzy feeling drained from the encounter she had with oh so lovely fiancé. Who should appear but Pomni her loyal but clumsy maid. “I have some news for you my lady.” She said in a quiet voice. “Oh and what would that be?” Spitzy asked. “Your dress is ready for the gala tonight” “Ugh that blooming thing? It’s already bad enough that I can’t just wear pants and a shirt to a stupid ball that I have to rub elbows with assholes that I hate but I also have to wear a dress?! Jolly good then just so swell!!!” Spitzy once again throws a pillow. With this the maid winces “My l-lady please this i-is unbecoming of a women of your status.I understand the duke isn’t the greatest-t and that the w-whole situation is truly dreadful and awful but there is no need to lash-h out.” She stutters. With sigh Spitzy nods and says “My apologies Pomni you are right I suppose I can at least try and look at the positives here.” “ Thats the way my lady.” Pomni says with a weak smile. “Besides who knows you might meet someone you fancy at that Ball tonight.” She says while picking up a brush. Pomni then proceeds to brush her lady’s hair. “Now lets get you all sorted out for the ball yeah?” Pomni chirps.

Meanwhile~

A 5’6 woman stretched her arms and yawn sharp fang-like teeth glinting in the light while the other older women who is wearing an eye patch companying her is reading the paper while sipping on some tea.They are in a first class train car that is heading towards an area where a carriage waits them.”Are we there yet?” Asked the sharptooth woman. The older woman replied “No not yet Nona so just relax and enjoy the ride.” “Remind me why we left the South for this event? Like don’t ya hate that duke and talked all sorts of shit about him?” The toothy woman asked in her southern accent. The older woman sighed and turned the page of the newspaper”Ever heard of keeping up appearances? Trust me I would love nothing more than to go home and sit in my rockin chair but the duke personally invited us all the way out here the least you can be is grateful that I even let you tag along.” “Oh please ya love me too much to leave me behind besides your husband wouldn’t let ya go unless I come along with cha.” Said the fanged woman “Ah yes I forgot that you are supposed to be my lousy guard dog do try and not get distracted by chasing some poor sap’s tail or your own.” She snickers. With that the fanged woman ears burned bright red with both anger and embarrassment “ HEY NOW WHO YOU CALLING LOUSY.” She shouted The older woman not even looking up from her paper reached over and petted her guard’s head “There there puppy no need to get your fur in a bunch.” She laughed.

The southern woman huffs and swats her hand away “Don’t call me that and secondly I’ll have ya know I don’t chase tail the ladies just swoon and be fallin at my feet.” She said with a puffed up chest. “The older woman barely peeks over her paper and says “Sure hun whatever floats your boat.” She opens her mouth to argue but nothing comes out then in defeat she slumps in her chair “you are one rotten women Miss Agatha Ragdolin you know that.” She muttered. Once again without looking up from her paper Agatha tuts and says”Aww don’t be like Winona ya know I was just teasing ya.Don’t be such a sour puss or in your case sour mutt.” She laughs a bit at her own joke. Still a little red with embarrassment Winona huffed again “ yeah yeah let’s get this stupid ball thing over with already.” She said while crossing her arms. Winona tipped her hat down to cover eyes as she leans back into her chair on leg cross her knee “Wake me up when we get there.” Said Winona. And with that she falls back asleep to the sounds of the car swaying and clacking on the tracks.

End of chapter 1

Author’s note: I hope you like it and I hope you don’t mind I gave you an icky chad as a fiancé don’t worry you will be with your southern anon soon and ditch the gross chad I also spontaneously decided to give anon fangs maybe make them a werewolf If you are into that I also decided to incorporate your au a bit if you don’t mind let me know what you want changed and stuff!

From,

Writer anon

i love you im kissing you throigh thr screen right now i asore you sooososmuxh youre the best ever i actyally love this so muxh ????i LOVE fangs and id get my shit absolutely fucked by a werewolf but for this one .. no werewolf .. i want my loveky southern lesboan anon as human as can be i wantto.feel the skin to skin touch .. keeo her fangs though i love sharp teeth but honestly i want.nothing changed tjats besutoudk keeo it going as it is i love itsososmuxh i will look forward tothe next chaoter with excitement ❤️❤️

[anime-owo-kage-san]

What I made so far in “The Amazing Digital Musical”:

Designs might change, if I change my mind about it.

(Caine, Zooble, and Bubble will be made soon.)

No, I will not be hearing any questions about Gangle’s design. Thank you very much.

The characters (that were made at the moment):

Pomni - The newest addition to the digital musical world. For whatever reason, she first popped into the world in a jester costume and stayed like that for probably three days.

- Eventually, Caine changed her appearance to look more princess-like. Since, as far as he’s observed from her behavior, he said that she gives off the vibes of a disney princess; feeling trapped, but sings to pass the time, but still looking for a way out of her imprisonment.

(I wanted to make her wear something on her head, but whether it was a crown or jester hat, it made her head look stupid. So no headwear for Pomni in this AU huhu).

- Not that she ever said it out loud, but it was growing to be very obvious how she actually enjoyed singing. She felt ridiculous at first, but hey? She may think the adventures are awful, but why should she think the same way about the musical numbers? It was the nicest way to pass the time in here, compared to the other shit Caine puts them through.

First song she sings: https://open.spotify.com/track/3yQyFMC5oXTPbtsqyJ8nWQ?si=sGCpRszPQVOiHPGB1qJ5eA

Ragatha - From her outfit, you can tell she sings in a more jazz style. (Her outfit was supposed to look like this: https://images.app.goo.gl/TCeuq1ThfFcFqeyq7 )

- Caine was about to give her a more uuhhh…. soft? genre, because of the doll thing. But, Ragatha asked for a more flashy look for her character. (Mainly because, she was getting sick of being compared to the generic doll personality.)

- It wasn’t a bad choice of genre for her character either. She had the voice for it, and knew the moves.

Her introductory song: https://open.spotify.com/track/2efFD04Rkc54XxU8RRApCc?si=12FOrdspTquOJ7y7E8YtfA

(But, picture it in a more in a slow jazzy cover.)

Jax - Doesn’t exactly have a singular genre he specializes at… He just sings “modern” songs, like rock and rapping. He just goes with whatever suits the mood, in Caine’s cued musical numbers. But, when it’s his own will, he’ll do it in however the hell he wants.

- Does he like it? Not really, but he’s pretty confident with his voice. He’s sick of the singing and dancing, but pretending to be a celebrity in his own delusions, makes him feel less frustrated.

If you express your problem with him directly to him, he’ll ask for Zooble to play him his beat, and respond with this self-written masterpiece—he likes to call it: https://open.spotify.com/track/1UjJ032BXNAiV6lVZQB7iU?si=x3TatSC5S_qqq-h_f1rnfA

(HA! You all thought, I was gonna put Jax Toy, didn’t you?)

Gangle - The only one in the “cast” who’s type of music doesn’t fit with everything else. To her disappointment J-pop and anime songs, aren’t exactly suitable for musicals. So, Caine only allowed regular pop.

- But, not to worry, while she can’t sing it in the musical numbers, she’s still allowed to during karaoke nights and in the comfort of her own room.

- Another way of making it up to her, Caine let Gangle dress up as a J-pop idol anyway.

- (I have no idea for her “solo song” yet, sorry. Maybe you guys can throw in some ideas.)

Kinger - He plays the piano. (Literally the only instrument he knows how to play.) He prefers playing classical music, and singing slowl romance songs, but he will sing in the same style the others are when he’s supposed to.

- He’s usually an unhinged old man. The only time he’s ever calm is when he’s playing on his piano, like he was serenading a ghost of someone he loved. (Ahem…)

Solo? Uhhh this one? (But skip to the Kinger bit): https://open.spotify.com/track/0fUOq7xSbQ5myDBZIJNafT?si=VLTyRN0YRBCfNoYoTaxubg

- All characters have a preferred genre/taste in music. But, that doesn’t mean that’s the only genre they can sing.

- Think Total Drama World Tour.

That’s all for now. Though, this AU isn’t as well made and finalized as the other TADC AUs, feel free to ask me anything about it.

[denny-artsss]

How about a hurt/comfort scenario for the human au (I'm obsessed with them)

TW: angst, violence

Jax walks through the door, slamming it and waking up Gangle in the process, who was napping on the couch.

Gangle: Geez- *she stands up and rubs her eyes, yawning* You're so loud... *she looks around disoriented and grabs her phone to check the time, ( 10 pm)* ugh... I have like- 45 missed face time calls from Caine... *she laughs and notices Jax is not around or responding* Jax?

she stands up and stretches, looking on the coffee table, and grabs the bottle of wine, bringing it into the kitchen.

Gangle: I think I had a glass too many- I get so focused when I read that I don't realize *chuckles* what are you up to?

Gangle looks at him, looking down at the floor.

Gangle: Jax? *reaches her hand to touch his face, trying to lift it up so they can meet eye to eye*

Jax winces at her touch and lets out a painful whine.

Gangle, concerned, lifts his head up forcefully and pets it gently.

Gangle: What happened? Where did this bruise come from? Did you and Zooble fight over something stupid again?

Jax: *shakes his head* no I didn't fight with anyone just- stop touching me!

Gangle: *sighs* I'm trying to help you, but you won't let me-

Jax: I dont need your pity. I see the way you look at me.

Gangle: I'm looking at you with concern because your face is all bruised up. It's a normal reaction. *tries to touch his face again*

Jax: *slaps her hand away, tearing up* Stop that!

Gangle: *sighs* Come here - let me hug you-

Jax: *backs away* I don't want your hugs! Just stay away from me, you idiot!

Gangle: *keeps walking towards him* I don't think I will. Come here!

Jax: I'll hit you! I'll punch you!

Gangle: *keeps getting closer and eventually grabs him and pulls him into a tight hug* There you go! See, it isn't that bad-

Jax: *tears up more, trying to pull away* I swear if you don't let go of me- *bites into her arm*

Gangle: *winces slightly and tightens her grip on the hug* You don't have to talk about it, but you're not getting rid of me. So go ahead and bite my arm off. I dont care.

Jax: *stops bitting and returns the hug, resting his head on her shoulder*

Gangle: *rocks him slowly and soothes him*

Kinger: *bursts in* OH GOD GANGLE! JAX! I NEED YOU TWO TO LISTEN TO THIS AWSOME SONG I JUST FOUND! *starts playing Gangnam style*

Gangle: Kinger- *sighs* were kinda having a momen-

Kinger: SHHHHH *turns the volume up all the way*

Jax: *looks at Gangle then back at Kinger*

Zooble: *bursts in* my guy, it's 10 am. *grabs Kingers phone and turns it off looking at Jax* my God Gangle what the fuck did you do to him?

Gangle: It wasn't me. He won't say who did it-

Zooble: a fucking truck driving full speed- my God you're so bruised I thought you returned back to your digital circus character.

Jax: *crosses his arms* don't make me turn you into your digital circus character.

Gangle: *holds Jax in her arms* okayyyy damn! So much violence- let's all just go to sleep.

Pomni: *bursts in*

*Everyone looks at her as she looks back at them*

Jax: What? What do you have to say?

Pomni: me?... Oh nothing, I just ran out of milk. *steals the milk from Gangle's fridge and leaves*

Gangle: *stares at her leaving* Okay then - I am going to bed. Let's go, Jax *grabs his hand and walks away with him* and you two, please don't burn my apartment down while I sleep. Again.

[chebyreksan]

It’s been a while…but-

Feel like you fic (part 3)

———

Pomni was lying on the bed and staring at the ceiling. A feeling of anxiety enveloped her and pressed her chest, preventing her from breathing normally. She tried to find out what the reason was, but there was no answer to it.. It's exhausting.

It's scary.

This..must be stopped

She glanced at the bedside table and picked up the box, examining it by the light of the lamp. Until now, it was not clear why, of all the possible things, she was given this one. No, that didn't mean she didn't like the prize. More like simple curiosity, nothing more.

She sat down

,,Maybe I shouldn't have left him there?..What if this is a bad idea?..’’

Anxiety turned into guilt.

,,..I didn't even say thanks for the prize..I didn't do anything to deserve this..I left him there..What if I stay with him and try to talk to him? What if it will be easier for him?..’’

With these thoughts, the girl went to that room, clutching the box to her chest and looking only ahead. She didn't care that she might be seen and asked where she was going. Does it really matter? She was more worried about whether he would hear her, and the rest was just small things.

Pomni closed the door behind her and looked in Caine's direction. He was sitting under the ’’moonlight" like a statue, and the corners of the room were dark, ominous. It seemed as if something would stretch out its clawed paw and try to take it into the darkness, from where it could not get out.

Jester sat down next to Caine. His eyes were burning with a blue screen of death, his hands were at his sides and his face was expressionless. She began to doubt whether it would be strange to talk to him in such a state, but she quickly dismissed it

- Caine? Do you hear me?..

Silence.

Girl leaned, like Caine , on a rectangular green figure. not the softest place to rest

- ..I know it might be pointless or weird..But I hope you'll hear something..

She looked at the box in her hands and put it on the ground

- ..well, I want to say thank you for giving me this.

an awkward smile appeared on her face

- I don't really know why, but she calms me down, can you imagine? I often listen to it now when I'm tired or worried..Maybe it will be nice for you to listen too

Pomni could have sworn she heard the sound of crickets when silence fell.Exhaling, she decided to change the subject

- You know, we've been thinking.. We think you should get back in shape. There's nothing wrong with what you've changed, but..if it causes so many glitches and problems..then there's no need to suffer. Moreover, we are already used to it and do not consider the real form to be something unpleasant, do you understand?

Quietly. Pomni put her hand on his shoulder, shook him a little

- ..we're worried about you..

She looked at the empty walls and at the ceiling, ’the moonlight" of which fell on them

- you don't have to look like a person to be one, you know? It's enough that you think, you say, you... um

She fell silent, realizing what to say, "you're already a human being, even if ai’ doesn't sound very good

- ..Caine, please don't do such stupid things just to please or be human..even sometimes people themselves may not look like they are, you know?..

Pomni didn't want to talk about all her thoughts, but something told her that it would be nice to tell at least some of them

- We're... different from each other and that's the whole point..It's corny, but we're unique in our own way and you're no exception. And...

no. It was hard for her to talk about it when she didn't remember anything about her life before the circus. It was useless

- ..I'm such an idiot..

Jester tucked her legs under her and rested her head on her knees, looking in Caine's direction. Nothing has changed. Pomni sighed and opened the lid of the box. The music filled the room, bouncing off the walls and seeming to fly up to the ceiling, towards the sky.’ It didn't bother her that the music might wake up the guys. What will she get for it? She just wanted peace of mind. She wanted to go home.…What’s house?

What would she call home? A house where there is a green meadow with a quiet stream and a real sun? A house where fresh pastries smelled delicious and it was pleasant? Where no one yelled at her for the work she had done and threatened her with redundancy? Where was someone very important and the only one of her family waiting for her? Where-

Clap

Pomni raised her head and looked at the box, which she closed without realizing it. A feeling of longing and sadness filled her. A feeling of loneliness, fear and misunderstanding. I just couldn't stand it and burst into tears, not holding back anymore. She held on. She truly held, but this place put pressure on her mentally and physically. It feels like a gun is held to your temple and they're asking for something you don't know. How could she even know that it was possible to enter this world? How was she supposed to know that putting on a headset was a good idea? She didn't know and probably never will.

- I-I can't do this anymore.. I... can't m-I can't-she sobbed, covering her face with her hands.

It was quiet until the box started playing. This caused her to raise her head and jerk violently in surprise as she was wrapped in an embrace. Her face was buried in shoulder, causing her eyes to widen in surprise

- It's okay, darling. It's all alright. This should help you calm down, right?

,,Caine?’’

Pomni did not understand how to react to this, but then hugged him tightly in response, sobbing more softly. It's been a long time since she hugged someone to calm down. She missed it so much. To have someone hug you and make you feel safe. To feel that you are not in this damned circus, but somewhere in a more protected place.

- you..a-Are you okay?

- Yes, dear, I'm fine and I hope you feel better too.You need to get some rest now, okay?

- ..but-

- no buts. In your condition, it will be very difficult to talk. We'll talk about it later, okay?

Pomni nodded. The entertainer snapped his fingers and the girl felt herself ,,tired.’’ She didn't have the strength to do anything, or say anything, so she quietly fell ,,asleep’.’

When they were in Pomni's room, Caine put her on the bed and sat down next to her. He thought of leaving immediately, but something made him stay here at least for a while. My hands tightened a little. It's a strange desire to hug again, to stroke her head, or maybe even-

Mistake.

Action cancelled

Non-compliance with the system

Rejected

Caine twitched when he realized he was leaning close enough to pomni's face. He quickly pulled away, hoping that the girl hadn't noticed anything.

- *Sigh * was close..-ringmaster said softly, getting out of bed

He hurried out of the room, nervously straightening his bow tie and remembering something. Before it dissipated..their little conversation.

~~~~~~

- Queenie, can I ask you a question?-cheerfully flew up to the lady Caine

- Hm? Yes, what is it, Caine?

The lady turned her head in his direction, sitting on the yellow figure, folding her arms and keeping her back straight. Despite her outward seriousness and coldness, she was not as expected. She was the one who was the first to get in touch with the newcomers and always supported them. She spoke warm and soothing words, stroked their heads and hugged them, helping them to get to their feet. Thanks to this, the entertainer began to understand how people calm each other down, but one thing he did not understand from the word at all. That's what made him approach, as he called her, ’help number one."

- I wanted to ask you about one thing. Look, I can understand hugs and other calf tenderness and some words like, "love’ and other things..

- But?

- But I don't understand these things between you and the Kinger . What do they even mean?

Queenie thought about it and then laughed a little, shaking her head

- Oh, you mean the kiss, right?

- The what?- Caine asked with curious, tilted his head to the side

- a kiss. This is how we show our love to each other

- Oooh, and what is the point of this?

She looked at where Kinger was and smiled

- We only give a kiss to the person who is very close to us and very much in love, you know?

- Mmm, yes, except for the close part. That is?

- So you see and feel more for him or her than for other ordinary people. You're putting him or her up a notch, roughly speaking

- Wow! Do you divide each other into loved ones and ordinary ones? You people are a very strange

- Thank you -Queenie chuckled

The ringmaster thought about it, clutching his cane a little

- and how did you realize that you are something more for each other?

- Oh, I can hardly remember how we met..but it feels good. When you love, you treat your loved one more especially than others. I want to spend a lot of time with my beloved, learn more and feel more, you know?

- Hmm, I doubt that I will understand this

- Don't worry, it usually becomes clear over time. And who knows, maybe even you can find someone?- queen giggled slightly, covering her mouth with her hand

- Oh, it's funny, dear Queenie, but I doubt it very much

- You doubt it, but I believe. Even if you're not like us, it doesn't limit you to find someone special, right?

- ..thank you, dear Queenie

- Glad to help you

The Queen looked at Kinger as he built a fortress out of pillows. Her words made the ringmaster think.It sounded very tempting to him and he was curious how he would get to know this ,,special person’’

~~~

Caine sighed softly, looking back at Queenie's door, crossed out with a red cross

- maybe you were right, Queenie. Maybe I did find her..