#BUT PLEASE HELP WTF
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incorrectbananafish · 3 years ago
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Eiji: Go to sleep!
Ash: Why?
Eiji: It's 3 am!
Ash: Why?
EIji: Because a guy was born that one time and that's how we calculate time.
Ash: I'm gonna time travel and slaughter him.
Eiji: And some dude that one time invented hours and now we have time and your time says 3AM. At night. So it's time to sleep!
Ash: Gonna slaughter him, and then time will mean nothing so I'll be awake because I feel like it.
Eiji: Don't slaughter Jesus.
Ash: JESUS DID NOT INVENT THE CONCEPT OF TIME.
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