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Eiji: Go to sleep!

Ash: Why?

Eiji: It's 3 am!

Ash: Why?

EIji: Because a guy was born that one time and that's how we calculate time.

Ash: I'm gonna time travel and slaughter him.

Eiji: And some dude that one time invented hours and now we have time and your time says 3AM. At night. So it's time to sleep!

Ash: Gonna slaughter him, and then time will mean nothing so I'll be awake because I feel like it.

Eiji: Don't slaughter Jesus.

Ash: JESUS DID NOT INVENT THE CONCEPT OF TIME.

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LEE YOUR LAST POST WAS IN MID APRIL YOU ABANDONED THIS AND US 😭

I’m looking far back into the inbox and found this LMAO SORRY

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OMFG I GOT THE NOTIF AND WAS FLOODED WITH NOSTALGIA 😩 HOPE YOURE DOING WELL LOVELY 🍀💙

OMG HIIIII LOL YES IT’S BEEN SO LONG, I HOPE YOU’RE GOOD TOO BB!!!!

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JLSFKJASDKFN HELP

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Kong: You know that voice in your head that tells you what you’re doing is wrong?

Bones: You mean the one that sounds like Ash?

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Ash: [sobbing]

Eiji, rushing over to him: Ash, what’s wrong?

Ash: Sorry, I’m just emotional thinking about how beautiful our kids are gonna be with our combined genes.

Eiji: ...Ash , you do realize we can’t–

Shorter: Shhh, just let him have this.

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Blanca: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.

Ash, smashing together 20,000 of them to throw at Dino's ass: That’s beautiful.

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Ash: You can’t spell cat without a.

Shorter: Without a what?

Ash: Without a.

Shorter: Without a WHAT?

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Charlie: Ash?

Ash: Yeah?

Charlie: Do you need a hug?

Ash: ... Haven’t I been through enough?

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lol hi

PEOPLE STILL INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG????

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wtf these are hilarious, maybe I’ll come back after sprucing up some stuff on here FJHSKFJF

but also I’m literally still trying to remember how to use this thing.... I feel old

PEOPLE STILL INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG????

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PEOPLE STILL INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG????

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Yue-Lung: I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.

Ash: Again, exact definition.

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Shorter: I’ve taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.

Ash: So you’re smart now?

Shorter: I’m stupid faster.

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Ash: I need some serotonin.

Eiji: [stands up]

Eiji: [sits back down]

Eiji: I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was about to go get you some.

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Ash, on his phone: Look, man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets.

Shorter, cracking his knuckles: So the limit is 412.

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Ash: Love is an addiction, and now that he's gone, I’m going into withdrawal.

Shorter: Eiji literally drove five minutes to McDonald’s. Don’t be so dramatic.