#Big Tittie Commitee

[lucienarcheron]

Randomly thinking about Elain (per usual) and how both Feyre and Nesta pointed out that she has small boobies on multiple occasions and it’s just so very funny and unnecessary of them 😂😂

[redcherrykook]

hello!! could you write boobie obsessed / infatuated jk? he's obsessed with yn big boobies and loves loves loves sucking on them, while they are doing the nasty, yes, but also loves seeing her wearing next to nothing around the house to be able to latch to her nips anytime

this might come as way too niche of a kink sorry hahahaha

Hey pretty!!

Unfortunately i am part of the itty bitty titty commitee, so i have no idea how i'm supposed to be writing this😫‼️😭

BUT I WILL ATTEMPT

Dw about niche i looveee niche!!

[cynthiaandsamus]

The Linkle List!

Linkle @linklewinklewoman has been generous enough to gift a present to every single visitor currently at the villa! After all the guests pull from the lottery to pick their present, these are the results!

Pranks

The box opens and white snow like confetti launches out to cover the receiver.

"Ahh! ...w-wait, that's it? I thought a snow golem was going to come out and strip me naked and pull me into a frozen wasteland~ Oh well... it's fun to dream~"

Inside the big box is a slightly smaller wrapped box. Inside that box is a slightly smaller wrapped box. Inside that box is a slightly smaller box. This would continue until a truly tiny box is the last which has a tiny folded note. It says "The Game".

"I've been duped! I've been schmecledorfed! I have lost the game!!"

It is an envelope with a letter from the "Tiny Heiney Committee". It is denying your request to join as your butt is too small. They suggest joining the "Itty Bitty Teenie Weenie Tiny Heiney Commitee"

"This has to be a mistake, nothing about me is small... but maybe I'll install an ass upgrade for the new year just in case..."

It's a tiny speaker like in those singing cards. It's reciting the Bee Movie script. All of it. It will only stop when the batteries run out.

"Which of my enemies can I send this to in place of a hex this year?"

Classic pie to the face.

"Ack! I got a pie facial! I can't let my cosplay fans see this or they'll meme me forever!"

A bottle of dehydrated water.

"What is the meaning of this!? No matter, a soldier must acquire their own provisions I suppose, plus free bottle."

Rogard is staring at you from inside the box.

"Hello, tiny chicken. Wonder if I can Mega Evolve you..."

It looks like a bag of candy, but the candy has beremoved and re-wrapped with rocks.

"Oh nice, candy... wait... this isn't rock candy is it? It's rocks..."

A note saying "She is coming for you. Run!" Shadow Linkle may be targetting you.

"Uh-oh... I heard about these pranks... I'm in danger."

It seems to be a link to a video. At first it looks like a sexy strip tease from Linkle. But then Jesus steps in front of the video and looks at you disappointed.

"DAMNIT JESUS GET OUT OF MY WAY I WANNA SEE THE FARM GIRL TITTY!"

Treats

A Honey Bun, fresh made!

"Oh yummy! It's gonna go straight to my butt, but it's worth it!"

Gingerbread Metroid. Zebes helped with this one!

"Well well, how seasonal. It is pretty cute, I'll have to give the boy thanks later as well."

Bread that looks like a little Cucco.

"Oh yeah, bird bread! I'll make sure this one doesn't get used in on of Ruby's food fights."

Cream filled eclair. Do not make the dick joke.

He's quietly sucking the cream out of it, like draining a prey animal, kind of terrifying actually, though the stray cream on his cheek is cute.

A fruit cake!

"Oooh, I've heard of these! Aren't these things supposed to be indestructible?" She's dribbling it like a basketball before sinking her shark teeth into it.

A chocolate cake pop covered in white icing.

"Oh this looks yummy!" She starts licking the icing off, obliviously suggestive and earning herself some stares.

Honey Glazed Meat!

"Meat huh? Maybe I can share it with Risky and her crew, I know pirates love the meat stuff, bring 'em some fruit to ward off the scurvy and we'll have a holiday feast!"

Apple Pie

"Pie! There's nothing like a nice warm pie on a winter night! I'll get some ice cream and we'll make it a la mode, maybe Cynthia will behave if I share some with her, she's always saying she wants some of my pie."

Carrot Cake

"Hmmm, I don't think I've ever had this before. Well the holidays are for trying new things. Linkle's cooking's never let me down before!"

Egg Pudding

"Huh, so you can make pudding out of eggs eh? It's so jiggly! I'mma just jiggle it a bit more before I eat..."

Honey Candy Bag

"I knew this was coming, but it's not always the surprise that's the best part, sometimes it's the joy of the moment. And it does taste quite good..."

Candy Apple

"Oh shit I dropped it in my cleavage. Anybody want to lick caramel off my boobs while I finish this apple?"

Nutcake. Don't.

"L-Linkle's homemade cake... I'll eat it slowly and treasure it!"

Pumpkin Pie

"Oh wow! We were never able to grow pumpkins in Littner village, I can't wait to try this!"

Wildberry Crepe

"Hmmm, a crepe huh? Well I do love berries, maybe I can teach the girls to make these."

Monster Cake

"How cute! It looks just like one of senpai's doodles, I'm gonna wreck this thing, but I'll see if Uzaki wants some first."

Takoyaki

"Oh, one of my favorites! The duel academy cafeteria doesn't make 'em like this!"

Sweet Dango

"Hmmm, usually I'm not much for sweets but these are pretty good." She's idly throwing the sticks at a bulls-eye target as she finishes them.

Pumpkin Soup

"Oh I've heard a lot of buzz about Linkle's famous pumpkin soup, just the thing to keep us warm on a cold winter night! Maybe I'll have Torkoal keep it warm so we can spoon it out for a while."

Stamina Potion

"I don't know how effective a stamina potion is for an android, I'd hate to have it gum up my body like the fish incident, but I'm sure I'll find a use for it."

[mana-sputachu]

Currently imagining Jin Kazama & Hwoa in a “Big Tittie Commitee” tank top…and Xiao either nosebleeding a LIL BIT cuz she’s already seen them shirtless or she laughing her æs off

If you know what I’m talking about, kiss me 😻🫶🏼, but if you don’t, it’s ok—the internet exists

Is... is related to this video? Why I didn't know about it😂 and why Namjoon and his Namtiddies aren't there

Please enlighten me😂

Anyway, Xiao would probably buy the tanks for them just to have a good laugh (and happily drool over them... you know that one scene from Road to El Dorado where Chel is ready to look at Miguel and Tulio undressing? That's Xiao 😂), I MEAN IS THE ONLY RIGHT THING TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE TWO BIG TIDDIED HIMBOS AT YOUR SERVICE

[starsandhughes]

i literally have to get the biggest normal sized bras at walmart and if they get any bigger i’ll have to get the ones that you always see old ladies wearing that don’t actually have the cups and they’re tan with the wide ass straps. practical but ugly

i just hate never being able to find cute swimsuits or shirts

i once got an ugly old lady bra and it didn’t even fit right like at all i have to go to nordstrom like pls someone needs to help the itty bitty big titty commitee

and for shirts i hate tight sleeves so i get oversized everything and am cool with it bc i’m a hoodlum and am always in uniform but i get the clothes thing for when i gotta buy professional clothes and stuff and it sucks ass

but kohls has cute swim suits and shein! ik shein has the lead and stuff but…… i got cute swimsuits out of it so win some lose some ya know?

did you say dd? ik those are everywhere and lines like adore me and savage fenty have up to ddd with various bands

[fujiiis]

okay so just some of my ✨unholy✨ suna hc’s

please note that all the characters are aged up here ! we are following post timeskip ages no sexualization of minors here ! minors please do not interact

tw: choking, degrading, swearing, S E G G S, some sub! suna, mentions of breast size, plenty of kinks mentioned

-> please let me know if i have any missing warnings !

-> so first,, suna loves choking you ! with those big hands it’s just so easy for him to wrap em around your neck !

-> loves leaving the darkest fucking hickeys on the spots he knows you can’t cover

-> praise!! kink!! suna !!

-> EVEN BETTER,, PRAISE KINK SUNA + DEGRADER SUNA = chefs kith

so shit like “such a good fucking whore, taking all of me” OR LIKE “that’s right cumslut, fuck you’re doing so well” 🥰

-> OKAY SO THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE,,, SUNA LOVES!! HEARING YOU MOAN !! he’d probably be the type to hold your mouth open (like by squeezing your cheeks together) and if you try to close your mouth he’d give you a light slap on the cheek

-> i feel like his go to positions are doggy and making you ride him,, idk i just get that vibe

-> loves that fucked out far away expression <33

-> loves overstimming ! whether he’s the one overstimming you or you overstimming him

-> which brings me to my next point ! SUBMISSIVE SUNA ! the idea of suna being a sub is so attractive,, AND IM THE SUBBIEST OF SUBS!

“please let me c-cum ’ve been such a good boy for you, i promise i’ll cum good for you”

OR,, “too much, can’t- cant cum anymore ! slow down [insert dom title] please ! can’t take it anymore”

-> loves the mess you make on the sheets ! he loves your drool on the sheets and the mess you make on him when he makes you gush

-> loves eating you out ! theres just something about the way you get all shy when he does it

soft hc’s (?) bc yes

-> for my big tiddy girls out there ! suna would massage your back when it starts to hurt ! he knows how much pain they can cause and always wants you to be comfortable, thinks they’re absolutely perfect ! loves the way they weigh in his hands ! loves seeing the way they bounce around when he fucks you real good AND LOVES FUCKING YOUR!! TITS!! (i’m sorry if this one is bad idk how big tits feel like djskdkd i’m so sorry)

-> NOW FOR MY FELLOW ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITEE GIRLS,, rin encourages you to skip the bra, just because he loves how perky your tits are ! LOVES TEASING THEM UNTIL THEY GET HARD !! IN PUBLIC !! loves the way they fit in his hands,, and how he can fit all of it in his mouth ! has a thing for massaging them because dear god he loves how your tits feel against his massive hands! squeezes / pinches them just to see you get all flustered ✨ likes tracing the underside of your tits, loves the way they look when you’re riding him

-> FOR THE GIRLS WITH TITS THAT ARE AVERAGE SIZE ! rin loves the ~versatility~ of them ! loves how they have the subtlest bounce to them ! loves pushing them together (idk why this one came to mind but !) also envision him tracing the underside of your boob just because he can !

-> rin loves all bodies, would def fuck your insecurities away

-> when he’s horny, i feel like he’d pull you to him by sneaking his hands to your chest and then pulling you against his body n then grinding himself on your ass (knees : weak)

okay this was more than i expected, i hope this was okay for my first thing, please let me know if you enjoyed this !

[jungxk]

AYEEE BABY BIG TITTY COMMITEE IM A 34DD. LOWKEY HATE THE BACK PAIN BUT THESE GUPPIES GET ME TIPS AT WORK

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️LISTENNNDJ ok so i measured myself and got 34E and the bra fit fine if only for TEENY TINY leeway in the cup size and i saw this super cute bra on sale and it was 34DD and i was like aw it’s fine! i’m sure the difference isn’t that big!! even if it is the E is a tad large so this might just be a snug fit!!!!!!! anyway my tits having been popping out of this bra like wack-a-moles

[soobadnoonecanstopher]

dks joined the big titty commitee, god bless him

I’m so proud of him and his boobies

[wallsinner]

ANONYMOUS ASKED:  Jean nsfw headcanons with a female gf who is size A cup and she is insecure about this pls ^^ 

He does not give a fuck about the size of them hes just glad that he’s got someone who is letting him see and touch their boobage.

The first time she tells him she doesn’t like the size of her tits, he laughs and calls her a member of the itty bitty titty commitee

she doesn’t talk to him for days after.

When he realizes that it’s actually a big issue, he brings up how much he loves them like all the time. He’s an awkward potato.

During sex he pays a lot of attention to them, kissing them, sucking her nipples and telling her how perf she and they are.

Always tells her that they’re a perfect handful and grabs them.

Sometimes in front of people.

Which always leads to the silent treatment again.

[thoughtsfromparis]

Allison and D.J. Fix Your Stupid Problems About Your Look

Everyone wants to love what they see staring back in the mirror. And, I’m not referring to that inner-beauty nonsense that isn’t real. Well, inner beauty can be real, I guess. But your outer beauty is always being evaluated. Mostly by you. And I’d bet, if you’re like near everyone else on the planet, that you focus on the imperfections. When we check out our crooked nose or thinning hairline, it’s a reminder that not only are we imperfect, but we’re imperfect and aging. Those are two very heavy trips, dig? So, we asked for your questions about how to cope with said imperfections. Allison Arnone and I did our best to lighten your load. Read on, where we help you co-exist with your warts and all. (Oliver Cromwell reference, sucka!)

I hate the bump on my nose and wish I didn’t have “white girl butt.” Should I get them fixed or just deal?” – Jen

Allison – When I was in Jr. High, I decided I hated my nose.  It’s a ‘family’ nose; I come from a long line of folks on my mom’s side who don’t exactly have cute little pug snouts and instead have pretty substantial schnozes.  I never wanted a Sweet 16 party (believe it or not I don’t like that kind of attention) (no, seriously) so I half-jokingly asked my parents for a nose job instead.  They always laughed it off, and guess what?  I got older, and I stopped caring.  My nose is fine.  It’s fine!  It’s not adorable or cute or little and it’s certainly not perfect but when I see my other family members rocking similar honkers, I’m glad I didn’t fix mine.

So, yeah. I’m willing to bet that bump on your nose is more of a tiny speed bump that only you notice and no one else – so I say leave it.

As for the butt?  Yeah, I have that problem, too.  I don’t know, guess you could do squats?  Wear butt pads?  Get that surgery that all the Kardashians have but deny having?

D.J. – Hi Jen. Here’s the thing about certain body parts – you literally never see them. I believe it’s the reason why so many women have horrible back tattoos. I’ve dated 27 women with horrible back tattoos and I always go, “That’s a horrible back tattoo.” And they go, “Yeah, I know. I should get it fixed or lasered off.” But they never do. Why? Because they never see it. Out of sight, out of mind.

But you have to stare at your nose bump for the rest of your life, every morning while applying foundation. You can’t escape it. And it’s going to piss you off every morning. Life is hard enough. Get the bump fixed, but not for vanity or sexiness – but because it makes you feel crappy and feeling crappy is not a great way to start the day.

As for your butt being “white girl” I’m assuming you wish it were bigger. Let me quell your fear. I have never heard a man say, “Ugh, my old lady’s fanny’s too small!” Not once. But (pardon the pun) we do complain if it’s too big. Less is more.

My husband and I have a great/healthy relationship, but he always “jokes” about how I should get breast implants. I’ve had a relatively flat chest my whole life and clearly it wasn’t a deal breaker for him, but should I consider surprising him and getting them?? -A-Cup

Allison – Do YOU want breast implants?  Feminist rant time: we’re currently living in a world where a bunch of men are trying to make decisions about women’s bodies.  Cool!  Personally, I have this crazy little rule where I only do things as it relates to my own body/mind if *I* want to.  You want to go from a 32A to a 34DD?  Go right ahead!  But do it because you want to join the Big Titty Commitee and not because your hubs “jokingly” pressured you to.  Also, have you “jokingly” let him know about all the penile enlargement procedures that are out these days?  Haha, what fun jokes!

D.J. –  Your husband sounds like a true delight. Joking about a woman’s breast size is a universal no-no. It would reduce even the most confident feminist to a pile of tears. I’ve dated As to DDs. Real and fake. And you know what? None of it really matters. If you’d feel better with giant bombs, go ahead. Or just tell your husband that joking about your cans isn’t cool. I’d suggest you make fun of his physique but I’m sure he’s already got six pack abs and a massive wang.

I look too much like my parents, who are toxic and whom I’ve recently cut out of my life. – Tits McGee

Allison – Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.  I’m sorry you have a bad relationship with your parents, but hopefully it’s not to the point where you want to full-on alter your appearance.  But if you DO, I suggest using whatever surgeon the Kardashian family uses, since they all did a good job of obtaining brand new faces that don’t even remotely resemble the ones they were born with.  (I’m aware I’ve mentioned the Kardashian family twice already, but… #relevant)

D.J. –  Okay, but Ms. McGee, were your parents attractive? Because if Brad and Angelina’s oldest emancipated, that kid would still look like Brad and Angelina. Which is not the worst lot in life. Now, if your parents had unfortunate jawlines and asymmetrical eye heights, then you should probably get on that face transplant list. You usually have to be attacked by a rabid monkey to qualify, but if you’re ugly enough, you might already look like that. Get a new face is what I’m saying.

I want (need) to lose weight, but I don’t want to diet. Or exercise. HALP -Dee

Allison – Girl, same.

D.J. –  Easy – cut out sugar and grain. The weight will peel off within days. And let’s face it, you’ve eaten enough bread and Skittles for a lifetime. Oh, and you should sell your car and run everywhere. Now, I know you said no exercise. But if you don’t have a car, running seven miles to the Piggly Wiggly is just called “getting groceries.” It’s a brain trick, yo!

I have always been overweight and I think it makes me look hideous -Monica

Allison- This makes me sad.  If you’re truly unhappy, make some changes.  I wrote a blog post about this (click HERE if you want to read) where I talked about changing the things in your life that you actually DO have control over, since there are so many things we actually can’t control.  One of those things?  If you’re truly unhappy with your body, you can eat better and exercise.  I certainly don’t think it’s easy – in fact I know it can be very hard – but it is doable, especially when you’re ready, willing and motivated.  Good luck!  And don’t be so hard on yourself!

D.J. –  Chicks have it tough with their bodies. Us guys can lose weight easily just by cutting calories and hitting the gym. You birds have all sorts of hormones that screw with water retention, fat storage, and metabolism. So, at the end of the day, there’s probably not a ton (pun INTENDED) you can do about your weight. Might just be genetics. Now, here’s the good news – your mind really only cares about effort. If you bust your ass in the gym six days of seven and say no to the office danishes, you’re going to feel awesome. Because you did something hard. Just keep doing hard things, and let the physical chips fall where they may. You’ll be happy regardless.

I have a cowlick just to the left of center at my hairline. It has been tormenting me my entire life. It is a wild, untamed beast. IT MUST BE STOPPED. What would you do? – Alyssa

Allison – I, too, have a cowlick right where I part my hair on the left.  I once cut bangs and it was glaringly obvious that I had rogue hairs that would NEVER be tamed and go where I wanted them to go, so I quickly grew the bangs out.  Now?  I just kind of deal with it because these are very scary times we’re currently living in and cowlicks should be the least of our problems.  Also, whenever I picture an actual cow licking someone’s face I laugh because that’s kind of adorable.

D.J. –  Since I only made it through two years of Harvard Medical School, and I never got to the cowlick lecture, I’m not wildly qualified to answer this question. But, from Catholic high school I learned that God can fix just about anything with miracles. But he never did much with hairlines, from what I read. Moses, however, did part the seas for the Jews. And all he did was ask God for a little help. So, I’m guessing God can part your hair correctly. So throw your hands high to the heavens and ask that HE answers your prayer. Report back. Bonus tip – God responds well to flattery so maybe start with a compliment about his booming voice and how it’s really sexy sounding.

In the new year, I am trying to (surprise, surprise) lose weight. I also am trying to date more. That is where the problem lies! How can you be healthy while dating? So far, I told one guy on a first date and he did everything to sabotage me and I couldn’t lay the law down because I am trying to be nice… TRYING… Lol. That didn’t last. I definitely don’t want to be a cliche “I’m on a diet girl” when dating… Help! -F

Allison – Ugh.  Men want us to be all cute and skinny but they ALSO want us to gorge on chicken wings and pizza with them.  MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BOYS!  I think there’s a happy medium here.  Go on a first date and get a couple of drinks (nothing too sugary or high in calories) and if you DO get food, don’t completely go batshit and eat something terrible.  You don’t have to eat a plate of kale but you also don’t have to split sky-high nachos, either. Keep in mind there’s also something called “living a little” and “cheat days” so don’t go too nuts if you’re putting in work the rest of the week.  Good luck!  (with both the dieting and the dating, cause they both suck.)

D.J. –  Am I the only guy that loves it when you take a date to the best steakhouse in town and she only nibbles at her petite filet? You know why that’s sexy? Because I know she wants to wolf it down like a pig, but she’s showing restraint. That’s attractive. Ooh, but here’s the pitfall of that strategy – don’t leave 95% of the steak for the busboys. Tell the date, “I’m eating this tomorrow” and get a take-home bag. Nothing pisses us off more than when I woman orders a $75 ribeye and then leaves it. So, as long as you’re willing to walk around the rest of the night with a smelly piece of rotting steak in your Kate Spade clutch, you’ll have an awesome breakfast the next day.

Do guys really notice small things like eyebrows and nails?? -Fran

Allison – I’m not a guy so I’ll let D.J.  take this one.  But if I had to answer I’d say, “who gives a shit?”

D.J. – Not only do I not notice such things, I don’t even notice eye color. I’m not kidding. I’ve had many long term relationships and I’m not confident which of them had brown eyes or green. In fact I just had to double check my own. They’re blue.

Nails? I’ve never once thought of a woman’s nails. Neither has any man. Just don’t get too weird with it where you’re painting each one with a stenciled design and when you look at them all together it spells your name or something.

What is the best way to make sure I don’t have resting double chin face while in public? -Double Chin City

Allison – Hope you have an Amazon Prime account cause this bad boy is designed to take that double chin and transform it to the single variety.  And it’s not weird looking at all.

D.J. –  I have a far more simple solution. You know how photographers always shoot you from above your head facing downward to eliminate double chins in pictures? Simply make sure that all the people you hang with are taller than you. Sure, it might mean getting a new set of friends, but hey, the current batch probably weren’t all that great to begin with. What was their solution to your double chin? Probably nothing! Ditch ‘em and find better, taller people.. Your new friends will never even see your chins!

How do I make myself look more like the “Wendy” from the Wendy’s logo, and not like my dad, Dave Thomas, in a wig? -Wendy Thomas

Allison – Just so I’m clear, you want to be a young freckle-faced redheaded girl with pigtails?  I’m sure that can be arranged, but I personally think Dave Thomas is a stud. (RIP)

Ooh, I like the way you work that spatula, Mr. Thomas.

D.J. – I’m hoping that you’re not more that seven years old, Wendy. If you’re an adult I’m sending the men with the white coats to come pay you a visit. It’s for your own good.

What is the best way to hide my wobbly bits during sex? – Anonymous

Allison – Two words: lights. off.  Always.

D.J. – Reverse cowgirl, duh.

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