#Blakeshaws

[blakeshaw-oracle]

Finney: I love you guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Max, on the verge of tears: We're the *best thing* that ever happened to you?

Finney: Yeah!

Al, bewildered: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you...

[blakeshaw4eva]

finney and a always seeing eachother at the same therapy office, and al thinking theyre both patients (obvs finn must be seeing someone else right), but finney is actually *his* therapists son that doesnt know that his mom has been working with al on his "urges" (aka al is LOSING in therapy bc he keeps thinkimg about the cute boy and ruining his treatment by fantasing about him)

[lolidivision]

I feel like no one talks about magicians apprentice Finney au too much and that should be a crime...

Come on guys I'm so desperate for content here talk to me 😭

[strangerthingsitgirl]

To those people, for clarity sake, please stop shipping Finney with the Grabber. Don’t sexualize it because both Finney and Mason (the Actor who played as Finney) is a Minor and Ethan Hawke is in his 50s, which makes the grabber in his 50s too. If you payed attention in the movie, you know Finney HATES the grabber. So please stop shipping it.

it’s p3d0ph!lia. It’s r@p3. It’s not right.

[ragzpizzle]

Ohhhhh nahhhh y’all the Alfinn Shippers found me on Tumblr guys. Every Proshipper here about to go Avengers Assemble on me. 💀

Maybe if y’all didn’t ship a 13 year old child, who the actor is also a real child with his kidnapper who is grown as fuck (51 years old at least what I think) and making fucking porn out of them together, I would not be making that Rant on Tumblr a couple months ago.

[ethanhoewke]

You’ve got a bigger following than me, just wanted to add there’s an account called Alfinnster (?) that promotes grabberxfinney , or they call it #blakeshaw 🧍🏻‍♀️

thanks for telling me

the audacity to call US disgusting

you fell on your head when you were a baby or something?

please report this shit

@staff you do something about it why are you letting them make new accounts

[blakeshaw-oracle]

Some poor random department store worker: Would a Mr. Finney Blake please make his way over to the checkout area?

Finney, arriving confused as hell: Uh, hello. Is there a problem?

Store worker, pointing between Al and Max: I believe these two belong to you?

Al and Max, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Finney, rethinking all of his life choices: Wha- I didn't even bring you guys here with me!

[blakeshaw4eva]

when ant!s still harass this account even tho i havent used it in months.

anyway, al kissing finney goodnight on Christmas and waking him up in the morning with hot cocoa <3

[lolidivision]

Blakeshawties pls follow and talk to me I need more of you hoes 😭

I offer...... headcanons and lots of talking about it... plsm

[joyfullyglorioussong-blog]

SWEATSHOPPE Video Painting Europe

[blakeshaw-oracle]

Albert, being a "capable adult": As the top in this relationship, I think we should-- Finney, incredulously: I /can't/ believe you're pulling rank on me, old man.

[blakeshaw-oracle]

...Every damn time

I just love them so much, my dudes 😭💕

Making this just reminded me of how much I need to re-watch the movie again soon-- We're supposed to plan a movie night in the server for it at some point lmao

- εϊз

[blakeshaw-oracle]

Albert: I like your new pants, bud! Finney, grinning: Thanks Al! They were 50% off! Albert, playfully: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. Finney, now frowning: The store can't just give away clothes for free, Al. Albert, grimacing: That's not... what I meant, Finn. Finney, doubling down: That's a terrible way to run a business, Albert.

[blakeshaw-oracle]

Finney, catching Al doing something stupid: ... Al, sweating: I can explain. Finney, crossing his arms: Can you? Al: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[blakeshaw-oracle]

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times. Blakeshaw is my entire personality at the moment and I’m not sorry about it <3

They’re my little blorbos fr

- εϊз