#Boilyn

[fandomlife-confessions]

[limestoner]

Salteh Sossij is the alternate universe Peppa Pig. It’s a boy pig that is cooked already and his little sister Boilyn Sossig (because George looks like a boil and now alt-George is being boiled but she goes by Anne. Anne Boilyn Sossig because she’s “a sausage what you cut up in little pieces” so it “looks like a chopped up dick”[Skwisgaar & Mrdeeface]) and Messy Sossig and Dussy Sossig (ew).

The Sossig family on vacation in THE CAR OF THE FUTURE but there is a small stream so they are using Salteh as a bridge. [“Hot Dog Water,” S1E8]

The intro song plays

🎼 “Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single?🎵

We see everything that goes on in their deranged lives. Here are the first 5 episodes.

S1E1: Pigs of the Three Eyed People play the Sossig family like accordions.

S1E2: Messy Sossig puts a stop to George’s obnoxious behavior before he infects Boilyn.

S1E3: The Potatumor family moves to town.

S1E4: Empress Treppa Treat ties Salteh to the railroad tracks.

S1E5: Inside Messy Sossig’s cracked husk, a beautiful bug girl takes a shower and is shocked to be seen.