Fandom and fan-culture (particularly on Tumblr) has cursed me to describe how much I like things in a very weird way.
The other day, I was at an art exhibit, and there was this collection by a painter named Joseph Stella. For some reason, multiple of his paintings just enraptured me (I’m very into art, but I’m not much of a painter). Seeing images of paintings is one thing, but seeing them in person can feel breathtaking. And some of these paintings just- I can’t even.
And I was trying to describe to my mom and her friend about how some of the paintings made me feel, and I just:
“I want to go back in time to when he had just finished painting this, and while it’s still drying, I want to stick my hands on it and get the paint all over me like a child who went ham on a birthday cake and now they’re covered in frosting.”
“I want to roll it up into a burrito shape and eat it.”
“I want to jump into it like in that one scene in Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, and roll around like I’m in a field of grass.”
“I want to tattoo it onto me, absorb its essence into my skin.”
“I want to turn this into perfume and spray it all over myself.”
*Goes on a whole monologue about how this oil painting of a piece of bark has changed my life and worldview forever*
“I cry every time I look at this. I’m so happy, I want to stab myself in the chest and maybe die. But not like, in a suicidal way. Kinda the opposite, actually. This is so wonderful to me, I can’t handle how it makes me feel. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m gonna steal this.”
Tumblr really gave me the phrase “I want to put him in a microwave” and now I can’t stop using similar terminology. I hate this.
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jamie wyeth (1946-), pumpkinhead (self-portrait), 1972, oil on canvas, chadds ford (pennsylvania), brandywine river museum.
is there a work of art that’s any more october than this?
i have loved this portrait ever since laying eyes on it for the first time in 2014, at a retrospective exhibition for the artist hosted at the museum of fine art in boston.
i especially love what jamie wyeth had to say about his self-portrait:
“i sent [the national academy], pumpkinhead and they didn’t want it. They said ‘no, we want a portrait of you’. And I kept saying, ‘well, that is me’.”
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What's the itinerary? 👀
Hi, Anon! Happy to share.
My dream American Revolution trip itinerary, just including my must-sees, and a rough idea of transportation (still working on food stops and slipping in other points of interest):
Day 1:
Early morning flight to Boston, MA
Stay in Boston for 3 nights, 4 days
Rental car for Day 2 and 3
Boston Massacre Site
Boston Tea Party Ships & Museum
Bunker Hill Museum and Monument
Old North Church & Historic Site
Day 2:
Paul Revere House
Lexington Battle Green Tour, Lexington MA
Drive from Boston
Old North Bridge, Concord MA
Drive from Lexington
Day 3:
Adams National Historic Park, Quincy MA
Drive from Boston
General Nathaniel Greene Homestead, Coventry RI
Drive from Adams NHP
Day 4:
Early morning train/bus to Albany, NY
Stay in Albany 2 nights, 3 days
Rental car for Day 4 and 5
Saratoga National Historical Park, Stillwater NY
Drive from Albany
Fort Ticonderoga, Ticonderoga NY
Drive from Saratoga NHP
Day 5:
Schuyler Mansion tour
Washington’s Headquarters State Historic Site, Newbrugh NY
Drive from Albany
John Jay Homestead, Katonah NY
Drive from Washington Headquarters Newbrugh
Day 6:
Early morning train from Albany to New York City, NY
Stay in New York City for 4 nights, 5 days
Hamilton Grange National Memorial
Morris-Jumel Mansion
Day 7:
City Hall Park
Federal Hall
Fraunces Tavern Museum
Trinity Church & Cemetary
Day 8:
Museum of the City of New York
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
Day 9:
Van Cortlandt House Museum
Central Park
New York Historical Society Museum & Library
Weehawken Dueling Grounds/Hamilton Park, Weehawken, NJ
Take ferry to and from
Day 10:
Train/bus to Princeton, NJ
Stay in Princeton 2 nights, 3 days
Rental car for Day 11
Princeton Battlefield State Park
Day 11:
Monmouth Battlefield State Park, Manalapan, NJ
Drive from Princeton
Morristown National Historical Park, Morristown NJ (Includes: Ford Mansion/Washington’s Headquarters, Schuyler-Hamilton House, Jockey Hollow)
Drive from Monmouth Battlefield Park
Day 12:
Early train/bus to Trenton, NJ
Old Barracks Museum
Washington Crossing Park, Washington Crossing, PA
Train/bus from Trenton
Train/Bus from Washington Crossing to Philadelphia PA
Stay in Philadelphia 3 nights, 4 days
Rental car for Day 15 and 16
Day 13:
Independence Hall
Liberty Bell Center
First Bank of the United States
Carpenter’s Hall
Day 14:
Museum of the American Revolution
Elfreth’s Alley Museum
Day 15:
Valley Forge National Historical Park
Drive from Philadelphia
Moland House (Washington Headquarters), Warwick Township PA
Drive from Valley Forge NHP
Peter Wentz Farmstead (Washington Headquarters), Lansdale PA
Drive from Moland House
Day 16:
Cliveden of the National Trust (Chew House)
Drive from Philadelphia
Brandywine Battlefield (park), Chadds Ford PA
Drive from Cliveden
Afternoon or evening train from Philadelphia to Alexandria, VA
Stay in Alexandria for 2 nights, 3 days
Rental car for Day 18
Day 17:
George Washington’s Mount Vernon
Train/bus from Alexandria, VA
National Archives Museum, Washington DC
Train/bus from Alexandria, VA
Day 18:
James Madison’s Montpelier, Montpelier Station, VA
Drive from Alexandria, VA
Evening train from Alexandria to Williamsburg, VA
Stay in Williamsburg 2 nights
Day 19:
Colonial Williamsburg
Day 20:
Yorktown Battlefield
American Revolution Museum at Yorktown
Train/bus/taxi from Williamsburg
Day 21:
Fly from Williamsburg to Charleston, SC
Stay in Charleston for 4 nights, 5 days
Rental car for Days 22-24
South Carolina Historical Society Museum
Day 22:
Savannah History Museum, Savannah GA
Battlefield Park Heritage Center, Savannah GA
Drive from Charleston
Day 23:
Cowpens National Battlefield, Cowpens SC
Drive from Charleston
Eutaw Springs Battlefield Park, Eutawville SC
Drive from Cowpens
Day 24:
Magnolia Plantation and Gardens
Mempkin Abbey (site of Laurens family graves)
Day 25:
Fly home from Charleston SC
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