#CEO of sir pentious simp

[technicallymaximumkitty]

ok but like-

Vox tells Sir Pentious to off himself in ep 2 right? Alastor finds out about that. he and Vox got beef and they both are willing to punch below to belt just to get the upper hand on each other. soooo-

Alastor starts fake dating Sir Pentious after the incident. Sir Pentious is just obvious to this whole fake dating, he's just happy that Alastor is finally noticing him, Vox is screaming and crying in a corner like "it should'a been me!" and the entire time Alastor is just laughing in aroace

(bonus Alastor starts wondering if it's all worth it because he starts feeling emotions towards sir pentious that are less "im gonna kill you in your sleep" to "some days i can tolerate your presence"