#CLOWN SHOES ON!! TIN FOIL HAT ON!!

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I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

[cmntdsteel]

YOU—YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT IS NOT TECH!!! THE SYMBOLISM'S ALL THERE!

BRO GOT CRUSHED BY ROCKS, LIKE HOW TECH'S LEG GOT CRUSH BY A CRATE. CLONE X EVEN WAS MOVING ROCKS AROUND LIKE TECH WHEN THE CAVE IN HAPPENED.

HE EVEN FELL IN WATER LIKE TECH. FELL FROM A GREAT HEIGHT TOO. ALL LIKE TECH. HE EVEN KEPT DISOBEYING ORDERS AND GOING ROUGE. LIKE, "WHEN HAVE WE EVER FOLLOWED ORDERS?" IS THE VIBE IM GETTING.

OH— REMEMBER "VICIOUS CREATURES, BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THEM, THEY FIND A WAY TO SURVIVE." YES, THIS QUOTE APPLIES TO CROSSHAIR, BUT HIS BROTHERS, CF99, ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO SURVIVE, HAVE A 99 PERCITLE SUCCESS RATE. YOU CAN NOT TELL ME, THAT CLONE X OPERATIVE IS NOT TECH.

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WAIT.  Was this cottagecore!dean aesthetic in the live stream an Easter egg for @taylorswift​‘s evermore?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

[thefaultinourforcebond]

What are your HC for a Darklina endgame? Can be serious or funny or domestic it doesnt matter. Thank you!

xx ruletogether

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ  Ayyy thanks for the question

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Ohhhhh this is difficult. 

The dream hcs are of course, the most unrealistic ones; Darklina endgame, both alive, HEA.

Several of my not so realistic but i want it hc(I’m wearing my favourite tin-foil hat and my best clown shoes):

Darkles full villain mode in season 2 

Alina has an established relationship with Mal but still contemplating what’s real/not real that happened with the Darkling.

Darklina Little Palace flashbacks - We had meadow scenes and childhood!Alina flashbacks this season so what about Alina training with Kirigan flashbacks in season 2. Alina spent months of her time there and he was comfortable around Sasha by Episode 5(she wore a robe whenever she went to his room ffs). He said he’d train her during their audience with the king[undisturbed 👁👄👁] idk where those scenes are soo...

The tether - The show gave up the darklings name so easily I will forever be mad at that. If they erase the darklina tether in future seasons I will burn the Ne/flix to the ground. I want them to use the tether to talk. Have a conversation.

Also want them to have sex through the tether. Or do it at least once in the series. I accept no criticisms for now. 

Alina goes Dark at the end of Season 2 - Just to make us not rely on the source material to know what will happen next. Bonus points if he asks her to marry him.

*All this assuming that there will only be 3 seasons of s&b.

Headcanon for the Ending(also not so realistic):

Alina gets to keep her powers 

If Aleksander is to die I want Alina to be responsible for it. However, people who know me know this; I prefer them both dead rather than have one live without the other. Is it tragic? Yes. It’s already tragic. I believe in the ‘soulmates that meet at the wrong time’ concept and I loathe the idea of a soulmate living their life without the other. 

Alina spends her life with Mal until he eventually dies of old age and Alina goes back to Aleksander to spend the rest of her life with after the years trying to forgive him for what he did. 

If they do a redemption arc for Darkles, keep him alive. No sacrifices. 

While we’re at it, here are 2 things that I absolutely DO NOT want to see happening with Darklina:

The Death and Procreate Trope - In which either Alina or the Darkling die and their child is left behind/Alina’s pregnant and the Darkling dies. I like it in fics but not on screen. Society has progressed past the need for this trope.

Immortal Alina and immortal Mal endgame - I had a theory about it and I’ve shoved it deep in my mind under lock and key. 

[girlstar]

although in all honesty. i think that you have very good pacing in terms of sentence structure and that you never write too much or too little? more than that i do like all the little influences of courtney's various media that you put in your writing; characters can be good, but i think when you really love them and feel passion for them the way you do that their greatness truly shines. neil jackson might be god of icicle but you're god of ssk 2.0/stargirl u know. ur love rly does shine thru

again. i kept it for a while bc i literally just liked <3333 looking at it

this means the WORLD to me u know that. u know. ur the clown to my shoes, the tin foil to my hat, the henry to my grundy, ur the sylvester to my courtney and i am SO forever thankful for u. love u lance