#scraping the bottom of the barrel

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

[fakeitflwrz]

i actually liked this and it flopped on both tiktok accounts 💔💔

[shellymarshdaily]

183.

[saevus-brutalis]

Teion 'PζYCH☰' Bastien-Boswell [6/??] | PSYCHOD☰LIC

[anteroom-of-death]

Someone needs to come physically delete Microsoft Word off my phone so I don't write a self insert fan fiction about fuckin' Sids father from Skins.

[him-n-hymn]

THREE BFISH PIECES IN TWO DAYS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[suntails]

summer!

[wraith-of-thiodolf]

lmao theyre remaking mean girls

[im-the-lesbian-aunt]

Describe your type 😚 (romantically/intimately speaking)

At this point someone who can just communicate with me in a healthy way and actually cares about me.

[delinquentkru]

there’s something about the way that robby and collins regret not creating/prioritizing family, langdon and mel struggle with balancing family and their jobs, and santos and whitaker have removed themselves from family that is very interesting to me

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I think the reason Doctor Odyssey is so great is because all of the plotlines (both the personal melodrama of the characters and the actual medical emergencies) feel like the kind of plotlines that a show would usually only pull out like ten seasons after the show has already run it's natural course but Doctor Odyssey has had that manic, this-might-as-well-happen energy since episode 1 like what do you mean we're getting zombie apocalypse, appendectomy in a hurricane, shark attacks, syphillis epidemic, threesome in the suicide episode, John Stamos with auto-brewery syndrome, pregnancy, exploratory surgery with no blood antibiotics or power, accidental straight couple on the gay cruise, butch lesbian assists in an impromptu double amputation, and Angela Bassett and we're barely halfway through SEASON 1.

Amazing. Beautiful. 10/10. Usually we have to wait like ten years of actual real life to get this kind of quality bullshit.

[lelianaslefthand]

davrin beautiful brown eyes text post compilation

[minalover]

otp tags & canon buddie (in/sp)

[madelyncilne]

hi tags, i've debated making this post but here i ho. it's the typical "i hate making these posts because of x, y, z", but for the past year or so i've made various posts regarding my mum's health journey and in april she suddenly passed. so it's safe to say that life hasn't been the greatest on my side of the internet.

i won't go into detail, and to cut a long story short, i have £150 in my bank to last me until i go back to work— and right now, it's looking like that'll be in a few months. this money doesn't include my student grant (after an extension that i have to finish my uni work/dissertation, etc.) but it has limited my ability to work (obviously), along with having to be around for my father who is the only family i have. we're not doing great, and that much is expected. with my father being retired, i am the only person to make money (minus a pension but it's not a lot, and the money we received from my mother's has to last my father the rest of his life). i'm paying rent for my university flat (until my contract is up in july), along with helping my father out, food, necessities, etc.

on top of this tumblr decided to shadow my commissions blog (sebegifs) which is the only way i'm making income (yes, i'm still working on the one commission i owe), which was really the kicker. commissions are still live and open, just paused on the sake of being posted (information here is still valid if you're interested in anything before a new blog gets set up) but if you decide on anything, please message me here.

i'm once again not asking for much— i say this every time but it is true— or if there's really a point to this post, but i just wanted to say that my new commissions blog (fingers crossed) is a work in progress over at @elsgifs (within the next few days all information will be there and live, i'm just having a hard time with focusing on it so maybe this post is rendering itself useless but forgive me i'm also extremely scatterbrained), and i'm more than happy to provide anyone with gif packs, gif icons, rp base icons, etc. that i can (while i'm not in work and need an extra few dollars to pass me by). so any questions about that, please don't hesitate to ask me (chances are if you submit a request it can be set up/released sooner than later)

additionally, my ko-fi is here. i'm not begging or asking for you to donate to me without anything in return, so on the off chance you see this, even a reblog would be nice. i appreciate it, a lot and i'm sorry for constantly flooding the tags when i don't think my issues are nearly as big or as important as half of the stuff going on in the world rn.

[redarmyscreaming]

Scraping sound.

More T-54/55 tanks spotted in Crimea moving to the front

[theowritesfiction]

Can people using the words 'colonizer romance' to describe ATLA ships just get shot in the face please?

With a toy gun.

Of course, haha.