#CLOWNS TO THE WEST

[tired-even-for-a-phoenix]

Are we going to talk about how “my pennies made your crown“ is her much more lyrical, elevated, clever answer to “I made that bitch famous”

[w0nderland]

ok besties what does RSSSS mean?????

[arabellas]

ANYWAYS

[perfectlyinsaneavenue]

Heavy is the head that wears the clown wig.

[daenerys-targaryen]

babe as if those people don’t have me blocked and visa versa 😭😭😭

[theresnothinglikethis]

and you know that i'd swing with you for the fences sit with you in the trenches give you my wild give you a child give you the silence that only comes when two people understand each other family that i chose now that i see your brother as my brother

[lezclaypool]

Horror flash

[freddysglove]

what the slashers got you for valentine’s day

michael: if he even remembered (which is obviously highly unlikely), his gift would be coming home early and hovering over you for the rest of the evening. in his mind, this is romantic intimacy.

jason: a handful of dandelions from the forest and a big hug.

pinhead (1987): they would just ask you what you wanted and get you exactly that. very straightforward! not really the surprise type.

pinhead (2022): would give you the lament configuration and tell you to choose lauderant/love (it’s a pickup line).

norman bates: roses :>

patrick bateman: money for breast implants.

billy lenz: a live rat he found in the attic.

freddy krueger: permission to borrow his hat for the night. what do you mean you don’t want it? of course you do.

billy loomis: nothing. why do you need a present? is he not enough?

stu macher: extremely expensive jewelry!

harry warden: a box of chocolates (there's no heart inside, pinky promise).

herbert west: would ABSOLUTELY forget and end up spending all day in his lab </3.

art the clown: stolen gifts from his victims. lots of jewelry and even articles of clothing.

tiffany valentine: wine, chocolates, and a LOT of physical affection.

[complete-clownery]

Oh Yeah I actually finished one of the five, and today I like it. Tomorrow? Thats another question

Yeah I probably wont like it by tomorrow

[assiraphales]

fuck it. fantasy old western au where zoro is a bounty hunter chasing down outlaws & pisses off the wrong sheriff at a saloon (axe hand morgan). he’s sent to the stocks, hours from dying from heat exhaustion under the hot desert sun, when young upstart monkey d luffy (in search of a stockpile of hidden gold that infamous outlaw gol d roger hid in the mountains) enters the scene guns literally a blazing

[tired-even-for-a-phoenix]

choosing 13 years after the 2009 VMAs to announce a whole new album right from the VMAs stage... what a queen

[w0nderland]

casual reminder that november 10th is a friday this year

[selenevassos]

yayyy my horror plushies are now available on my site, yow4you.com!!!!

[foibles-fables]

A thought I had today...come walk with me...

If Talanah had stayed at the base in HFW--as we now know was the original plan--one would assume that the flower would still be her gift for Aloy after finishing her Companion Quest™, just like the rest of the gang. Which by itself is enough to make me wanna put my head through walls until I pass out, but also consider--

What might Aloy's comment have been the first time she scanned it?

"I'm really glad Talanah stayed. It seems like it's cheering her up after everything. Makes me happy to get to spend more time with her, too."

[clownenergyy]

happy late birthday bride of reanimator waaaaahhh

[swamp-cats-den]

Oh I love how a post about Ukrainians, including LGBTQ ones, literally being genocided by russians gets 100 notes by Ukrainians themselves (and our Eastern European friends), but a post about LGBTQ rights in russia gets 20 000 in one day. Hmm, I wonder who westerners identify more with, such a mystery