#CRK shitpost

[ouijathicc]

The difference between how the witches treated the beasts and the ancients… Is that the ancients were led gently into the pool by their own choice (but not told it was full of sharks and had a toaster dangling precariously over it)

And the beasts were punted into the middle of the pacific ocean and told to figure it out or die trying.

[sunny-sourzii]

Neither of them are good at first impressions

No pavlovas were harmed in the making of this shitpost

[dreamlightgallery]

@jichulichu will be incarcerated for his transgressions.

[brittle-doughie]

Wedding Cake Cookie is no more.

[xxstickittwomexx]

[clown-college-honor-roll]

look at me in my eyes and tell me I'm wrong

👁️👁️

[moldy-beans]

My crk team now :3

[monkie-see-monkie-do]

something something Beast Yeast storyline

[deltajuli]

I love Cookie Run pt 2

[hadaldemon]

Get back to mining, you clown!

This "Into the Depths" update is really something. devsisters gave us a whole new way to overwork our cookies till exhaustion, like dang, not even the children are spared.

I cannot help myself but imagine the player sending them to the mines like some slave driver boss.

Also, seeing Shadow Milk doing any kind of manual labor and hating every second of it would never not be funny to me.

[glitchyko]

This was funnier in my head

[sunny-sourzii]

Okay I think pavlova is becoming a new favorite cookie (NOT above golden cheese. She is always #1)

[dreamlightgallery]

Prune Juice Cookie shitpost backlog except it progressively gets more depressing:

screenshotsofdespair edits hidden under the cut for possible eyestrain.

[brittle-doughie]

Sugar Swan, the Cookies are trying to be freaky with the Creators again.

[spy-from-canada]

inspired by a similar post in the tnmn fandom that i randomly found in my likes LMFAO

but yeah this is canon now (feat. me and my gf (@daffyclawzzz)’s favs)

[mustardncream]

F*CK YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE!

*Five minutes later*

Me and the depressed bestie