#Cake Wally fr

[xx-sketchy-xx]

LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

[bravagio]

some troughs of the game on top of my head, big spoilers ahead:

The world building and the visual arr really great! Maybe the plot is a little bland but whatever.

Audrey is an artist fr she just try to do her beloved job and then she's fucking murdered! Iconic!

Wilson sounds like he had smoked cement every day since he was six.

They really gendered the lost ones. ok. whatever.

I'm sorry but why the fuck you hype Porter in the promoting stuff and then give him three words and half minute on screen??

I'm not a great fan of the new ink demon's design. Through the open mouth is cool.

If you blink you miss Sammy scene in all the game.

Old batim characters like Wally, Shawn, Grant etc are present in written notes and audio records along with other random guys.

Every time I hear Natan Arch talk:

The books can't be canon? Like a lot of dates and places can't work in the batdr story. What the hell?? ? ???

Joey n Nathan are in competition for the most insufferable false cunt ever and they have both win the first prize🥇

Henry face reveal. It's not a bad design actually, very Henry-esque, but I really would have preferred it to remain unknown.

"She was the fourth" was actually about the the fourth Butcher Gang member, but beside a cartboard and a corpse there's nothing :(

Twisted Alice is Twisted Alice but with a gun.

*Twisted Alice and Allison Angel sapphic moment*

Allison Angel is Allison Angel but with a gun.

The rainbow lights on all the way to meet Wilson lol, lmfao even

The final boss design is FIRE!!!! This lil dude cartoon oc deformed by the machine, which can't do shit right, is splendid! I wish they'd put more monsters like him tbh

The fusion between the ink demon and Audrey is caked.

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Wally anon: Oh yeah, I heard about the "super hell" nonsense cause Idk how one couldn't. with how terrible that sounded. 🙃

And sometimes the mess just makes it hotter for him (like how he loves to leave you), so a cake would be perfect for him to just lose himself in until his dick is fully covered in icing (& the cake has a new filling 😳). Oh, I can absolutely see living Wally pulling that during a particularly pent-up evening, even if he'd actually have to clean that up, but he'd just be SO horny he couldn't help himself. (also, not sure on the actual matter of what would feel better; am very unfamiliar with cakes fjdbk).

And he intends to get into every shape & form he can to make the experience as pleasurable as possible for the both of you. 🤸‍♂️

Oh? Which show was that?

Oh, he's the most attentive partner with aftercare. He knows he's insatiable & his wants can be a LOT to deal with for someone who isn't a ghost, so he's going to put in that extra effort to make sure you feel loved & comfortable after a particularly rough session. 🥰

As all partners should! 🙌

Keep the cheese coming cause you KNOW he's the cheesiest mfer when it comes to affection cause he's just so. sincere that he can't not be. ❤️ But you get used to the smell cause it's what you associate with him & the comfort he gives you‼️

Yeah💔 An unfortunate position to be in when you're trying to make your way up, but School Spirits + Thanksgiving should be the major boosts he needs (especially if T2 gives him exponentially more to do cause people do not. forget a high profile slasher, that is guaranteed). Fingers crossed on 2024 & beyond really showing everybody what he can do. 🤞

(gotcha. the kinda vibes we could all use more of, for sure.)

Super hell isn't horrible, but it was dumb cause the characters go to hell multiple times and get yanked back for some reason or another...so its a weird way to write a character out when they've brought them back from hell before lmao

He loves making a mess and making you into one fr. LEMME AT THE CAKE LEMME AT IT I would ignore all semblance of a diet and eat that cake (and his sksdjks) with that new white icing. But yesss omg he does it during a post-game celebration, everyone's in the other room and he's "just checking out the cake" (nothing suspicious going on there..) until he's done with it. If you're there, he'll make sure you get the slice that he messed up... but he'd say he just "smashed" it on accident with the serving tool. (Moist cakes are just softer and bouncier and spongier and all, hold their shape but are less chewy and thicker than other cakes.)

Oh I know he twists and turns and does every position in the book... or all the ones he knows of, but you'll have to pull out your phone and show him (I wonder if he holds it like a grandpa with that one facial expression yk)

Uhhh I think it was Doogie Kamealoha, MD. Didn't watch it tbh, just saw that Nico (Milo's character) rides a motorcycle and has a medical condition in the show and romances one of the doctors... also I think Noah Beck was on it for one episode?? Basically, I think it's Disney Kid's Grey's Anatomy

Exactly! He's so generous in after care and he'll try his best after being sosososo needy for the entire day/night.

LMAO I was kinda joking about the smell but I thought about it and I was like "woah- woah." But it's definitely a good thing.

Yesssss I'm saying!! School spirits going to Netflix was actually so good for him because it feels like everyone has Netflix, and Thanksgiving movie finally hit HD. So, edits should be on their way for him🤩

[cbsnforeverandalways]

The one scene I kept watching in 3x15 is Barry punching that disciple after he said "If I were you, I'd move up the wedding." One: How did he know about the engagement? And two: I beg your fucking pardon, douchebag?! 😠

Maybe Savitar can watch their lives play out or something because that scene was real odd to me.  One of my theories was it could possibly be a form of Barry but there’s three Barry’s in existence on Earth 1 right now, past Barry (and he doesn’t know any of what’s happening obvs), present Barry (who’s going through these problems), and future Barry (but future Barry is still very much Barry along with the Flash because he told them in 3x08 not to trust present Barry). It doesn’t seem like Savitar is any of those Barry’s. So that say’s it isn’t Barry from Earth 1. Another theory that ran through my mind was that it was Barry from another planet but Barry from another planet couldn’t possibly know the intimate moments between Barry and Iris and Barry and Team Flash so Barry from Earth 1 and other planets is crossed completely off my list now as Savitar. 

This made me dig deeper into each character’s motivation. I know it wouldn’t be Caitlin, or Iris (because Iris wouldn’t come back in time to kill herself), Wally (which some people think is Savitar, I don’t think it’s him), HR (some people think it’s him too but what motivation would HR have to want Earth 1 Barry to suffer? He’s from Earth 19 where they have their own speedsters, none of them Barry. He didn’t even know who Barry was when he first arrived), Julian (this would be pretty contrived because like….i.g wells, zoom? no. Let’s not repeat this stupid shit of making the new guy the true honest to God villain), and finally Cisco. 

I find this interesting about Cisco, he blamed Barry for everything after FP and threw Barry’s friendship in the trash basically and wanted nothing to do with Barry because of what happened to Dante. This creates a kind of moment of vendetta to me. He literally was not fucking with Barry. Another thing, Savitar doesn’t really zip off like Barry. He moves so fast that he just disappears, warps into thin air. Who else warps? Cisco and Gypsy. If Cisco really learned every facet of his powers I feel he could be this almighty God. He can go back to any timeline, travel to any earth. He would live outside the earths, the way the speedsters do and to add icing to the cake, he knows EVERYTHING that goes on in Starlabs including with Westallen because he’s their best friend. Now it doesn’t have to be present Cisco but I feel it might be future Cisco. 

Who would know what Iris means to Barry though? What she really means to Barry? Who would know that she is his lightening rod? All of the good parts about him? That’s the questions we should be asking here. I will add that at one point in IMDB right beside Carlos V. you had Cisco/Vibe/Reverb/Savitar, they took it off though [insert eyes here].  They have revealed villains through IMDB before aka Jay as Zoom. Now I’m curious to why they took it off because if memory serves me correctly, Savitar did posses Cisco at one point this season SO….technically Cisco was Savitar right? Idk.

Another point I wanted to make as well is, Savitar said when Barry created FP that he finally had a way of leaving the speedforce. Remember future Barry trapped him there so future Barry is Barry from before FP was created at this point (he is the Barry from RF’s timeline, I don’t call that timeline the original one even though it is for the Barry we’re following now since that’s the timeline he grew up in). Okay, so, before FP was created Iris became Iris West-Allen, rightfully and Flash disappeared 2024 (I still don’t think this will come true but okay.), basically everything was good and Iris didn’t die so that means future Barry did get married to Iris (the same future Barry from 3x08, aka post FP. That means Iris is possibly alive with future Barry. That’s why future Barry was warning everyone not to trust Barry because no one knows Barry like Barry, right? I still don’t think Iris is gonna die and if she dies we all know Barry is gonna go back to change the timeline and fuck up more shit and then everyone’s lives is gonna be shittier for it but I digress. Maybe this is what Savitar wants. Maybe he wants Barry to change the timeline again and when Barry does he will be created aka Cisco but 10 times more salty. 

All I know is Savitar is someone’s future self from team Flash. Savitar says it time and time again that future Barry was the one who trapped him in the speedforce so regardless if Barry created FP or not Savitar would’ve been born. Another thing that bugs me though is how salty he sounded when he was telling Barry about how he doesn’t deserve Iris or Joe. Cisco never had a supportive family unit like Barry did. He never got the girl like Barry did and I’m sorry but Cisco’s powers are more advanced than Barry’s (if Cisco learns to use them). Cisco can literally go back to any timeline, breach on any earth, even visit the speedforce if he wanted. No one else but speedsters can do that. He lives outside of time along with Barry and all the other speedsters ever created and why in the hell would Savitar bring up Reverb though? I don’t know. I’m still ironing out my theory but yeah, when the disciple said that my mouth was on the ground because how dare him! He needs to get gone, fr. 

[lettersfrommalory-blog]

The Ren Faire

To my horror[1], at request of a comrade, bade me come[2] to The Ren Faire. I know not what I will find, but when I am brought to it, one of the most mocked things that ever I saw the days of my life. Men’s shields dressed[3] falsely. Their swords in their hands: poorly and shamefully made. The guise of some was passing dreadful and was strange to see men guised as knights stand by someone in the fashion of the day.

I most desired to see the joust! For it was told me[4] there were passing good knights and there were all manner of meat plenteously[5], all manner revels and games, with all manner of minstrelsy[6] that was used in my days. I was deceived and betrayed falsely!

Look upon the poor size of their spears! Size is well cherished[7]! How and in what manner is a man to fell another from his saddle with such poorly made yerdes[8]? That is the purpose of the joust!

Therewithall[9], I say it for thine avail, all were joyous, from the Queen to the squires. All smiled and were met with goodly grace, and the fights on a log slick with lard over a pit of mud were enjoyable. Also, the tournament by which they used the lard of a pig to grease a log was passing good.

The meat and drink was not authentic[10] though all was passing delicious, namely, the ‘funnel cake’ I ate was the best of it. Methinks I was astonied[11] by the meat and drink more than any other.

[1] At first, I thought that this phrase would be too modern, also I thought ‘to my’ was usually only followed by a physical object, but I found two instances in which Malory follows ‘to my’ with something more intangible. The first is Vol I Book II Chapter XVI where he says “…to my power” and the other I.VIII.XXXIII which says “…to my dishonor.” Therefore, though the phrase isn’t used in Le Morte I feel this is a sound choice.

[2] As you can see, there is no ‘he’ here. In middle English the ‘he’ is implied in this type of phrase.

[3] MED dressen (v.) Also drescen, drissen, drē̆s(e. Forms: p. dressede, drissede & drest(e, drist;ppl. i)dressed, dris(s)ed & drest. From the Old French drecier. 3.

(a) To dress or arm (sb., oneself); (b) to get dressed or armed.

[4] The word ‘to’ is generally omitted before the word ‘told’ in Le Morte. Examples are in Vol I, Book II, Chapter III, and Vol I, Book IX, Chapter XLIV.

[5] OED: From the root word plenteous meaning (a) Abundant, plentiful, copious; great in amount or number; also, full; (b) rich, prosperous, opulent; (c) generous, bountiful, liberal; (d) of food, drink, etc.: abundant, lavish, sumptuous; also fig.; (e) fertile, fruitful, prolific, productive; also fig.; (f) ~ in (into, of), rich or abounding in (sth.), full of, productive of, overflowing with. From the Old French plentivos, plentios.

[6] OED Origin: A borrowing from French menestralsie.  1.a. The art or occupation of a minstrel; the practice of singing and playing music; musical entertainment. Now arch. and hist. (cf. sense 1d).†to make minstrelsy: to produce music (obsolete).

[7] I just really wanted to put something along the lines of “Size does matter” here in conjunction with spears. Mea Cupla.

[8]MED From the [ OE gird, gierd, gyrd, gerd, -geard.] 1a. (b) a sapling; a branch on a tree; ~ of hasel (palm, etc.); moises ~, ?a limb from some kind of tree; note (popel, poplere) ~, a branch of a nut (poplar) tree. Because I am attempting to convey sarcasm I used yerdes.

[9]OED arch. 1. Along with or together with that; besides, or in addition to that (fact, circumstance, etc.); with all that; over and above that. First used in 1330 in R. Mannyng Chron. Wace (Rolls) 11915   Nys non on lyue... Þat semeþ so wel his beryng, Ne so curteys þer wyþ~al.

[10] OED: Of multiple origins. Partly a borrowing from French. Partly a borrowing from Latin. First used in 1387 by  J. Trevisa tr. R. Higden in Polychron.  1490 Caxton tr. Boke yf Eneydos vii. sig. Ciijv   To be closed & enuyronned wyth wallis autentyke [Fr. dautenticque muraille].

[11] OED: A variant of astoned adj.; past participle of astony v.  4. Greatly surprised, amazed, astonished. Arch. It is only used 8 times in Le Morte.  

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Wally anon: For now. Idk how pronounced the problems become, but the way people have discussed them do not sound very inspiring. 😶‍🌫️

Yessss. He's just getting so sloppy with it, thrusting up & down until he probably wouldn't even need to keep fucking it from how much juice is on his dick, but he's so lost in the moment that he keeps going until he cums everywhere. 😮‍💨 Oh, for sure. The only thing that get him temporarily sticky is your cum & he loves the feeling of it. And, yup, if he does it for long enough, the lingering flavor is on his dick the entire day & you can't get enough. 🤪 I almost want to say he's fucked a whole cake before. It made an absolute mess, but, once again, not a problem for him. 🎂

lollllll @ the loan. But, yeah, I getchu. It's really the bond between you & him that's reignited the excitement for him like he's going through puberty all over again.

Exactlyyy. You'll be leaving that little exam more wobbly than usual cause he'll have exhausted every single area that drives you wild. 🥴

You get it. 🙌 You've gotta hold on tight (both with your hands & hole) to him when he really gets into it just so you don't end up being completely jostled around. But, even then, you know the bed is about to fully give out (& he'll keep fucking you through it, as if he doesn't notice it).

And that's one of his best attributes cause you know he's gonna be 100% honest at all times.

Yupppp. He just can't get enough & gets so overwhelmed thinking about how lucky the both of you are to be with each other. Oh, you KNOW he's gripped on tight to you in the most comforting bear hug you've ever felt while you fall asleep in his arms on those nights when you absolutely have to rest. Even though he doesn't have to sleep, just the close proximity is a comfort to him.

He (& Milo in general) really deserves so much more. 😫 Yup, it's just a good practice for both representational reasons & adding variety to headcanons. A small thing, but can make a big difference over just going with the same old same old.

(ah, I see, I see. I'll have to give him a shot sometime.)

Let’s just say the show queerbaited its finale😭

For realll, he just needs that release that he doesn’t care how it’s making a mess on him. Even with a cake (would moister cakes feel better?? does fondant or buttercream icing feel better??) he doesn’t care that crumbs and icing are smashed all over his hips and his dick has been smeared in the color of icing some poor sap in Home Ec. decided to use on their cake. (If we’re talking alive!Wally here, he could be fucking a navy blue cake the sports team was gifted for one of their wins sksjsjg)

Exactly, he’s confused but ecstatic to explore what he can in whatever way, shape, or form possible.

Speaking of the whole doctor/“exam” thing, I totally forgot he was a patient in that one disney show and a fine one at that😮‍💨 off topic mini-mention over.

Wally just has the kind of (ass)ets that leave you drained in more ways than one. whether he’s pounding or riding you, it’s always gonna make you feel weak after. I bet his aftercare is phenomenal when he isn’t limited to what the school offers.

He speaks his truth to be sassy and to be the best partner ever fr

He’d definitely close his eyes and think about sleeping as hard as he can, but you’re already his dream come true… (cheesyyyyy) and he may smell like a locker room because he literally died while playing football so i know he doesn’t smell like roses💀😮‍💨

They really do, Milo unfortunately got stuck in the Disney web where most of his stuff is either marketed to kids or just never gets popular enough for recognition. I’m glad he doing more and getting noticed more. He deserves it🖤🖤

(yeah he’s got kind of the same positive vibes i’d expect milo to have if i met him imo)

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Wally anon: Happy I could deliver with that & I knowww you're gonna put everything into it when you write it. 🫣 (Oh? @ who. of the Ghostfaces do you have a thing for 🤭 I see at the end of this paragraph you menton Mickey & I asolutelyyy agree) Oh Charlie Gillespie was hot as helllll in TK, so very much cosigned (not a spoiler at all, support the inclusion 👍). Pyramid Head is an automatic yes 😳, I can sometimes. see it with Michael (mostly with the new movies), but I can't say I feel the same with Hoffman. 🙈 Yupppp. 2 is actually my favorite opening cause it's just so. different from the rest of the franchise & immediately. gets to establishing how the universe had changed with the existence of Stab & how you just knowwww something bad is gonna happen cause there are Ghostfaces everywhere (something I feel 6 dropped the ball on with the subway scene) & it's even worse. than expected cause it's in front of everyone. 💀

Oh, I would probaly agree with that assessment @ big balls (have you seen that one notorious video with Griffin Barrows having cum shoot allllll over his face? that's what I'm picturing @ fire hose 🫣) (and thennnm you end up getting stuck in it & left in a precarious position where he can fully take advantage of your ass 😳)

Yesss. We have the exact same thoughts here. I know we've covered Wally pretty well for it to be easier for me to think about what he'd get up to (especially the spit 😮‍💨💦 ), but based on what you've said, Zed just feels like he'd make more sense in that position + doing those things.

Oh, I'm right there with you (hard to not. be as a long time Stucky truther lolll). I wish Fresh had really intensified things cause it had me hooked. with that lengthy pre-title sequence & even sustained some of that later on, but the stuff with the friend just felt derivative of Get Out to me & it left the ending being less satisfying. 😶‍🌫️ I would be fine with it if the show wasn't soooo inconsistent about ~good people who don't deserve it dying vs bad people who do deserve it living~ cause they fr can not decide which route to stick to. 😶 It's cause you can tell they were reallyyyy trying to keep the story going & when a sequel doesn't ferl like a natural expansion, it ends up either being bad or boring or straight up confusing 😕 (Oh, I've never played myself, just have watched a lot. of streamer/YTer content with the game & kept up for awhile through that, but yeah it's been a few months since I've caught up with things 💔) Yessss these ideas >>>> Such. an unexpected, but fulfilling route to take Ryan in & I'm so glad we both see the vision in it cause there's soooo much potential in this headcanon. 😭

(ohhhh him. @ face reveal guy. I only know of. him because of that dkfd. but jesussss @ that. trash for sure. ❌️) And the wildest thing is that you damn well know many of these people's favorite "characters" are just ones completely void of personality + anything interesting just. so they can project themselves onto them (even though so many of those. types of characters end up coming off like assholes more to me because you can feel the writers intended them to come off "likable" so when they do something "problematic" you can tell the writers accidentally let it slip through). Like, maybe y'all should just not engage with fiction. 🤷‍♂️ Same. Not worth the time or brain cells wasted to subject myself to it beyond what I've already been exposed to. (it's almost always. hypocritical, so they bring the issue on themselves. kinkshaming is free reign on those types of people. 🖕)

Cause his extra special icing he won't tell anyone the secret ingredient of yup. 🤫 And, if you mean in a cake eating. context, he'd just be imagining your. cake the entire time. 🤭 I would say to wait on it depending on your limits with movies. I personally love it + see exactly what she was going for, but the subject matter is much. heavier than Saltburn, so I can understand why it was pretty controversial for people. No, go ahead, speak your truth dhkdhd. 👅

Okay so in order of the movies (because I could never rank them, they’re all number one): Billy is always a yes, I’m adding Stu because they’re so gay together it’s a need to include both, Mickey as mentioned before, Roman (under-appreciated king), Charlie and Jill (bisexual tendencies yk), and Ethan. That’s it. (No richie because imo Jack Quaid doesn’t do it for me. Weirdly, I consider it his best role looks-wise. It was probably the personality too, too nerdy and all. And I love me some big dick nerds but he isn’t it, respectfully) Yeah I’m sad he wasn’t the killer but it wouldn’t make much sense, at least he was a long haired himbo with muscle🫣 Pyramid Head is always a yes and that’s so true. Michael is definitely iffy for me, if we’re talking old man Mikey then he’s off the table for discussions. But faceless and “nameless”, kinda cute masked Michael is always a yes. I getcha on Hoffman, he’s not my go-to dilf tbh, just one that I can appreciate for being there and participating🤭 YESSS OMG IT WAS SO STUPID FOR THEM NOT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT. 2 sets it up and 6 reinforces that Ghostface has gone beyond Woodsboro, the little town it rocked in the 90s. They literally make a big deal out of it in 6’s opening that others are now donning the mask and committing heinous acts just because they feel like it… but then they never use it?? Not even the Stab version of Ghostface’s mask is seen being worn by anyone. (Although, I do like the numerous horror film references, but it’s a Scream movie. It’s not selfish to feature your own slasher the most.) And that’s why 2s works so much better than 6. They have the same message, even with the one guy being like “We have to finish the movie” (which I think is a reference to the audience booing at the one girl for ruining the movie by going up on stage and blocking the view/getting the blood on anything.) but even with similar messaging, 2 works better because it feels secluded to the college yet unpredictable (going back to Randy’s death sksjsj)

I think I know what you’re talking about! I saw one of a dude in his pickup truck, the interior being quite tall, yet he was hitting the roof of the car with the intensity of his cumshot. Absolutely crazy and it’s Wally’s type of thing fr. (ohhhmg i love the idea of it being sticky enough to get stuck in it🫣)

Oh I know he’s a spitter🤭 In all kinds of places, and your mouth is one of his favorites. Zed is super giving and always happy to help solve problems (ik that sounds basic as hell but i have not seen the movie in forever sksjsk) so it makes sense he’s on the bottom, giving you everything Wally gives in roughness with a sweet tenderness to compliment the other. Like sweet and sour.

Stucky was robbed in the MCU, Steve did not want Peggy’s british ass. No, he wanted to give that all american peach to Bucky (I couldn’t resist.) Yeah i sort of like it because obviously someone would notice that she’s missing, but it kinda falls flat when she gets trapped by him… like, really? You think this guy took your best friend and you just go to his family’s house without any backup? I know her brain was tired from those mental jumping jacks to make it make sense. The end where she’s about to give him a bj is engrained in my head because the shots of Sebastian all undone and on the bed🫣 Saw 4 is kind of okay, because there’s intrigue about a new person being inspired by John… but then it’s revealed it was Hoffmann and he was just… working with John the whole time. Wow. Creative!! Idgaf about the Hoffmann/Strahm conflict btw… and it gets worse when Jill comes in (though, she should have started up the traps instead, then recruited Hoffmann in 5/6) There really is. I don’t wanna be mean but Milo looks like he could be a hot streamer on Twitch or something😭 Gives big dick nerd energy in the best wayyyy

You get it. The lack of media literacy is crazy sometimes and I really can’t believe these people are fully fledged adults. It’s like driving… maybe everyone should be able to do it. I know it’s just watching tv but it causes real harm online sometimes😪

Oh totally, it makes the cake so moist and soft yet firm and bakes perfectly!! Such a good ingredient and he only uses a few loads cups per batch. But omfg milking him for it to make food he makes even better. Cook!Wally shining through here And okay!! (I say that as i’m about to watch it while eating lunch) Listen… if it was Milo/Wally/any of his roles in that bath… I would’ve drank it no matter the shade of the water. The grave is where I draw the line but the bath water is so me jkjk