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jtl-fics · 1 year

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I just want you to know you ruined Pepto Bismol for me. Everytime i see it i want to laugh and make a joke about fluent Freshman

But no one in my real life knows what that is.

And trying to explain I read a trilogy about traumatized college kids who play a fictional sport and are hunted by the mafia.

And then read a fanfic with the main character named Fluent Freshman and he was so anxious all the time he bought out the fucking CVS/convenience store of Pepto.

Just doesn't make you sound sane.

FF has long been a sting operation against Procter & Gamble. Can't believe you've all missed the incredibly tiny font that says: brought to you by Haleon the maker of Tums on every single FF update.

I am, of course, joking*************.

Sorry to have FF spill into causing real life consequences for you. Perhaps you should try Tums for your tummy needs?

#Fluent Freshman Au #Honestly the fact it has been around 48 hours since FF's last PB hit?#He's going though some withdrawal #He just needs one hit Gran #Just one hit of that sweet pink nectar #I'm begging you to sneak me in a bottle #Just one Gran then I'll stop #No I can stop whenever I want don't judge me #Catch FF's own rehab arc happening as he detoxes off of pepto bismol.#Significantly less trauma involved in that one #Just FF through a series of stupid events getting Proust arrested for his crimes #He just thinks the doctor left because he didn't like FF #This is not the next arc but by god I think it'd be funny to have Ichirou have the opportunity #because FF is there doing his goof ass shit #Perhaps a joking AU of the AU someday #ask

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