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As President Joe Biden mingled on the House floor following his State of the Union address Thursday night, Sen. Katie Britt (R-AL) gave the official Republican response, a stern but bizarrely delivered rebuttal that focused heavily on immigration and the economy.

The freshman senator is considered a rising star in the party. But her speech’s intense tone—with an over-the-top dramatic cadence that was delivered in a kitchen—left political operatives and observers struggling to make sense of it.

The performance was so bad that some Republicans watched the high-profile speech with a grimace. A GOP strategist told The Daily Beast that Britt’s delivery quickly became a gossip item Thursday night among operatives connected to Donald Trump—something that could have potential implications for her consideration as a vice presidential pick on the 2024 ticket.

“Everyone’s fucking losing it,” this Republican said, requesting anonymity to discuss private conversations. “It’s one of our biggest disasters ever.”

Several popular social media influencers in the MAGA camp also panned the speech; the account Catturd tweeted Britt was "awful" to his 2.4 million followers.

The setting of the kitchen table—more so the kitchen than the table—for Britt’s speech also left some seasoned Republican strategists confused.

“Senator Katie Britt is a very impressive person. She ran a hell of race in [Alabama],” Alyssa Farah Griffin, a former Trump White House communications adviser and Nikki Haley supporter posted on X. “I do not understand the decision to put her in a KITCHEN for one of the most important speeches she’s ever given.”

Olivia Perez-Cubas, the former spokesperson for Haley’s 2024 presidential bid, also said in a post on X that while Britt “is incredibly impressive, unsure why she felt the need to deliver the SOTU response from a kitchen.”

Tim Miller, the former Jeb Bush aide turned ex-Republican, called the kitchen setting “creepy” and said it made former Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal’s much-maligned response to Barack Obama in 2009 “look like the Finest Hour speech.”

Brendan Buck, a former senior adviser to Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) and Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI), also acknowledged that Britt’s “delivery was unfortunate.”

“She was clearly overcoached,” Buck said on MSNBC.

Britt went for a dramatic performance with her State of the Union rebuttal, casting Biden as a failed president and arguing that the GOP was the best option for regular working families.

But the senator's delivery turned out to be so dramatic that it ended up being distracting at best and disingenuous at worst.

Allie Beth Stuckey, a conservative commentator, posted on X Friday morning that Britt had genuine appeal in coming across like "the moms at the school drop off" and praised the kitchen setting.

"But the delivery was parody-level terrible, and I promise that didn’t sway any of those suburban moms we’re trying to reach," Stuckey wrote.

State of the Union responses from rising stars in the opposing party are notorious for generating awkward, unflattering moments that can follow a politician through an otherwise solid career. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) is still remembered for awkwardly taking a sip of water during his response speech over a decade ago.

The GOP strategist who called Britt's performance a disaster likened it to Rubio’s water moment—but they said Britt was actually worse and that she “lowered her stature” in doing it.

A Britt spokesman did not respond to a request for comment.

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[wilwheaton]

Elon's new blue-check subscription service was a massive flop, and the sudden removal of nearly half a million blue-checks suddenly made it crystal clear to Twitter's user base that the blue-check club going forward was going to be populated almost entirely by right-wing weirdos. There would be no hanging out with Stephen King or LeBron James; your fellow blue-checks would instead be a few notorious racists and jokes from (checks notes) influential wag "catturd." In fact, by so clearly labeling the worst of Twitter’s worst people, it spurred a genius #BlockTheBlue backlash, in which people gleefully banned the blue-check trolls that now populated the top of every single prominent Twitter thread (like those of actual celebrities announcing their refusal to pay for what was now a worthless mark). The visible unpopularity of the program wasn't just embarrassing for Musk. It's an existential threat to the program’s viability. Musk sold the subscription service as a way to become one of the site's Important People without merit; if all the Important People didn’t just stay off the program, but mocked it, only the most diehard of Musk loyalists would be eager to sign up for that. As the collapse of the program became self-evident, third parties had already begun working on automated #BlockTheBlue plugins that would systematically block all checkmarks. So Musk immediately set out to salvage the reputation and very existence of the $8 club—by forcing Important People to be in it whether they liked it or not. And by "immediately," we mean "by afternoon."

Elon Musk's Twitter Blue is a verified disaster

I was one of Twitter’s early adopters. I was one of those accounts they suggested you follow when it started to get big. I went from a few thousand followers to a hundred thousand in a matter of days, and was at 3 million when I closed my account.

I left Twitter long before Musk took over, but I kept the account to protect it and the branding it comes with from bad people.

Last year, before Musk bought it, I posted a couple of tweets to let those three million accounts know that my memoir had been published. It seemed silly not to. I turned replies off, and just let it be an announcement.

Then Musk took over, and I watched Twitter turn into 4Chan. When it started to become 8Chan, I deleted my entire archive, unfollowed everyone except family, and then made my account private. I figure I still need to protect the username.

I don’t look at my account, but someone told me the check was gone. (Oh, I was one of the earliest verified users, too). I was thrilled. I didn’t want anyone to think I gave that bozo my money.

Then the same person told me the check was back, shortly after I think all decent people had concluded that blue check = red flag (or red hat). So I signed back into my account and updated my bio to make sure nobody ever thinks I gave that dumbass any of my money.

I know I’m not alone. That check mark is now toxic, and I’m not the only longtime verified user who doesn’t want anything to do with it. I wonder if someone more famous than me, with more at stake, makes noise about the implied endorsement  / affiliation the blue check now carries with it, and the brand damage that comes with it?

[mariacallous]

However you might feel about the MAGA who got shot at the rally (don't look up his Twitter if you want to stay sympathetic), it's just next level to me that Trump literally doesn't give a lick of a shit about this guy and the media gives him a pass because, hey, I guess we're just supposed to accept that Trump's a sociopath. As far as we know, he still hasn't called the widow? Biden did, but she refused to talk to him. They said Trump was thinking about going to the guy's funeral tomorrow, but cancelled. They just used a prop of a fireman's uniform with the guy's name on it during Trump's speech at the RNC just now (a prop that Trump kissed btw) and it turns out they misspelled the guy's name.

I know I shouldn't laugh at this situation and I'm probably going to hell for it, but this is peak black comedy, especially when you know that the guy's last tweet on this Earth was with Catturd.

[lavelled]

homage to the mates.

Quick news: The Princess Kate cancer video, twirly amongst nature, is false, fake, and a lie. Musk wrote the impregnation tweet to deflect from September 11 because it was Harry. We don’t know why Muzzled Meg is with microphones galore—both consensually horrible?

Harry’s eponymous Catturd Twitter account represents family pedophilia. Google the identity, king-wise. Harry posts unwitty far-right extremism like curricula for monsters. Harry Windsor—cause of school shootings, school fires, stabbings, and suicides—is a fanboy right-winger with zero political views writing slop on the Internet to lighten the mood from kidnapping that upsets your teenagers. Kids know how he’s a swaddled coward in the UK, getting paid to theorize about my rape.

He has fun outside of wedlock. Dril or wint or cunty, the online account with a Jack Nicholson picture from the film, Something’s Gotta Give. This is Harry. In 2014, he wrote: i am selling six beautfiul, extremely ill, white horses. they no longer recognize me as their father, and are the Burden of my life.

google iitz.

In non-eloquent terms, a literary pedometer about his papa enslaving little girls and threatening the actor who was their actual pen pal. In case South Sudan needs a civil rights guest speaker.

A Netflix deal for a hired ventriloquist who, for six years, has deliberately helped a California-enemy sex trafficking violator. To dire results. Could nothing be worse?

As a briefcase model, in brassy copper orange, she opened suitcase Number 11 to reveal 5 dollars inside which the video titled, Meghan Markle Has the Case Deal or No Deal Game Show Network on YouTube details, years before she accompanied her playbook bunkmate to the ESPYs as he accepted an award honoring a fallen 9/11 hero.

She was cast in a wedding day prank, procreated with the contract holder, and deceived youths with the intentional spread of inaccurate information about race, gender inequality, and cyber bullying that she’s never been subjected to. H & Birthmark: You’re a psycho and she’s nowhere near a Cleopatra Malala Yousafzai.

Meanwhile, my female rights are gone and her captor husband says he wants to live in my attic. A reference I’ve learned is not about a cathedral roof hideaway, but the anatomy of a persecuted 15-year-old girl.

Grieving parents deserve more than implementing Flip and Frogmore Cottage as Mad Hatter tea techniques to denote that she’s the wrong milady.

Kids feel bad for someone. Guess who?

In Harry code, Rachel means: Rape-U-1st.

Divorce.

Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols, at 9:02 am, in a Ryder rental truck, bombed the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995, killing 168 people because of Royal Pedophilia, Incorporated.

Tyler Hilinski—Quarterback at Washington State University was found with a gunshot wound to the head and a suicide note. 21-years-old. Four months before their wedding.

Jason Hairston—NFL player; founder and CEO of Kuiu, a hunting gear company. He was Department of the Interior liaison for hunting groups during the Trump administration. He killed himself at his home in Dixon, California. Four months after their wedding.

Jonathan Cantwell—Australian professional road bicycle racer; won a stage of the Herald Sun Tour and two stages of the Tour de Taiwan. He killed himself six months after their wedding.

Morgan Rodgers—lacrosse player at Duke University. Her mom, Dona, said she suffered a dream-shattering knee injury and on July 11, 2019, Morgan died by suicide. At 22.

Pavle Jovanovic—Olympian on the USA Bobsled team. He became a welder and hung himself in his metal shop on May 3, 2020.

Dieter Brummer—Australian actor on the soap operas, Home and Away and Neighbours. He killed himself in Glenhaven, New South Wales. July 24, 2021.

Terrence Butler—basketball star at Drexel University, studying Engineering. The 6-foot-7 forward from Prince George’s County, Maryland died by suicide on August 2, 2023.

Alec Musser—model and actor; played the role of Del Henry on All My Children. He died by self-inflicted gunshot wound in his Del Mar, California home on January 12, 2024.

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[johnkremer]

A 4-Week Retrospective on Joe Biden's Presidency

A 4-Week Retrospective on Joe Biden’s Presidency

Tweets reveal the truth about the disaster that is the Biden presidency. Check out the tweets: Now the dictator move is on the other foot. Except in this case, it’s the highly hypocritical foot of Joe Biden. — Nick Arama, columnist, RedState Rolling blackouts from ND to TX have turned into lengthy power outages in freezing conditions. Biden needs to lift his oil & gas ban as we need reliable…

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Jan 25

Breaking ... Grandpa Earpiece has a new slogan ... Make Insulin Unaffordable Again

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https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1205193476499001344?s=20

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"BACK TO REALITY"...Catturd™ Takes Hillary Clinton & Her Ridiculous Tweet Thanking Biden For A Lot Of RAD APART Stuff Point By Point Brutal

“BACK TO REALITY”…Catturd™ Takes Hillary Clinton & Her Ridiculous Tweet Thanking Biden For A Lot Of RAD APART Stuff Point By Point Brutal

What is Hillary Clinton smoking?! We understand what she and other leftists/democrats are trying to do here with half truths and pretending that the bill they are trying to pass will not destroy our economy, raise our taxes and won’t decimate our energy independence, but come on, how stupid does she think we really are? Ok, cross that out, she panders to other leftists/democrats who she thinks…

[michealjoy]

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Twitter policy focuses on the impact of user behavior and avoids focusing on whether or not activity is automated. As an example, Catturd Twitter promoted hashtags that supported fake election results, thereby promoting misinformation and spreading fake news. Moreover, he tweeted a picture of puppies, which was a clear reference to his campaign. The hashtag spread by Catturd is consistent with the same kind of misinformation that Fauci’s office spreads, and it is not surprising given the fact that his campaign received over three thousand calls in 36 hours.

[gdhsusi]

I had to make a tumblr just to post this and I plan on posting in on other social media platforms. I wanna start off by saying that I had recently noticed Donald Trump retweet and account called "Catturd" on twitter. I wanna start off by saying that I am someone who knows the person who owns the catturd account and they are an anonymous individual for a reason. For starters, they are a registered sex offender in my area. And it should be noted that I knew this guy through friends. We actually live in the same town in Gerogia, I haven't seen him in person for years, probably because they now get a decent amount of their money from scamming people, and selling their weird books and merch on twitter. But I havent much seen him since about 2017. We used to see each other all the time, I've never personally talked about politics with Sam but I remember one day he was showing off his catturd twitter account. But as time went on he mentioned his twitter account more, I think because he was kind of embarrased by it. His buddies would make fun of him a lot. But I never knew he made a book until recently. "The adventures of cowfart"? Never read it, but from the title alone I know he probably wrote it himself. He always had a more grotesque vocabulary, they type to die laughing over fart jokes. But I should really just move on and just talk about the really dark side of catturd. The man has to stay anonymous online, and although I saw he was comfortable with sharing his voice, I know for a fact he would never show his face. He's identity is currently on a sex offender registry for something that happened back in 2015. What's worse is it's all minor related. I don't know the full details of the story, we were never close, but often our shared friend group would pretty much ignore it. So idk exactly sevre it all is. I would see catturd tweets once in a while on twitter but I overall ignored them. But after seeing all the re-tweets Trump gave of catturd I just felt people ought to know about the guys person life a little. I personally wouldn't wanna be buying merch or books from a sex offender who was involved with minors. But as of late, it does seem not many people would care. If you find this post, it'd be nice to share it, I want word to get out. I don't want to spoil his identity simply because it's not my place, but I can probably garner up some screenshots to verify some of the claims i'm making. Don't trust catturd

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Oct 21

How did Joe Biden get so filthy rich being a "public servant" his entire life?

[sahteen]

Our current President is really out here tweeting from an account named “Catturd.”

[rosed1st]

WOWWWWWW!!!! “REPORT: DOMINION DELETED 2.7 MILLION TRUMP VOTES NATIONWIDE. DATA ANALYSIS FINDS 221,000 PENNSYLVANIA VOTES SWITCHED FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP TO BIDEN. 941,000 TRUMP VOTES DELETED. STATES USING DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS SWITCHED 435,000 VOTES FROM TRUMP TO BIDEN.” @ChanelRion @OANN — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 12, 2020 WOW! https://t.co/HvwIGmwW4M — Catturd ™ (@catturd2) November 12,…