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& while networking remember to stay as far away as possible from the political social justice warrior fuck the system cancel king virtue signalling godess with paragraphs about a celebrity they've never met change the world paper straw for climate activist whatever. The second someone makes an external locus point their personality pack your bags and walk, that's a losers table you're being set up for failure.

Now I want you to be very careful, I'm not saying stay away from people that care about these things, anyone with a working brain cell knows most of these are noble, I'm saying acting like you care about the world will do nothing but bite you in the behind later. You're a woman. You're a woman in a man's world. You're a matriach in a patriarchy. How does this not click to women, every single thing you ever say and do will be used against you in the high court of life- and not just by men. By women, too. When your level up gurus says be mean she's on to everything, be mean. Be a carnivore and be materialistic and be an overconsumer- that will do you a billion times more favors than trying to identify with some good cause. You can never be good. The world will never let you, so be bad. Be shitty.

First of all it's a fumbling of your bag- gravely so- to think you can fix the world. Unless the thing directly affects you and yours it makes absolutely no sense to loudly and publicly care about it unless you're a pickmeisha . I remember when the Palestine and Israel made news 24/7 for their whatever and I had this one socialite friend that decided it's her time to be humane. I'm not in social media so I'm always falling behind in the news. One day this other girl texts me asks do you see what (Lets call her Sara) has been posting on Instagram? Obviously no I haven't so I get screenshots. It's noble to support a cause but as a social media influencer whose entire brand is based on sponsorships by major brands its important you maintain political neutrality, this is just common sense. So I say yes it's stupid to have all your pinned posts highlighting a struggle that is not only not yours but you also benefit from but how is this my business? Why is this something you wanted me to know? They work at the same agency so she tells me Sara was supposed to do an ad for CocaCola and run a campaign for a sizeable amount of money but just lost it because Coca Cola is, according to the public, pro-Israel, and the agency as a whole has been disconsidered for any future brands that are pro-Israel (And we know these are the big billions) , can I talk to her about this because if she does it'll look like workplace competition? I wear my mother boots and alright, let us save a career. I see Sara over lunch and say hey so how's the going? I was lurking on your Instagram the other day, how come you didn't tell me you're Palestinian? She laughs because she's actually full European but it doesn't hurt to care, does it? I say yeah I get the point but you need to take all that shit down for the sake of your career and post positive quotes that focus on humanity if you're so concerned but we don't pick sides? She says well Bella Hadid is Pro Palestine- Okay but a) Are you Bella Hadid? and b) Are you Palestinian? It makes perfect sense for Bella Hadid to loudly be Pro Palestine she IS Palestinian and she's Bella Hadid, Versace will still want her on their runway even if she wrote a ten-billion-page anti Italy manifesto. SHE is the brand. You have 300k followers and most are bots, let's not. SO now you're costing your agency that pay YOUR bills brand deals while you walk around in Levi's and Bulgari how tone deaf are you? Obviously we fall out and her agency drops her, except agencies are a network so if A drops you B doesn't want you all the way to D, and they WILL withdraw the bot followers they used to bump you up it is in fact that serious. The way this industry works if you get blacklisted by A you're blacklisted by them all, and where are the Palestinians you fought so much for? The way upper society works if you fall out with A you've fallen out with them all- no one wants to shoulder the burden of you.

I remember watching this clip of this lady explaining how capitalism sucks and the comments was everyone calling her out on her iPhone and watch all the things capitalism has given her.

Being a social justice warrior will always backfire because

a) it's an outward locus point so it marks you as a lower-class person. Caring about things that do not directly affect you or you aren't getting paid to care about immediately marks you for someone to get bullied because you are a pickmeisha seeking approval outside yourself.

b) YOU benefit from injustice. Your phone was made by the exploitation of laborers in China. Your human hair wig comes from a ten year old Asian kid that had to sell it for 10$ to feed her family. Your favorite jeans are filling landfills and your gold watch exists because some kid almost died in a mine. Your favorite dessert- you benefit from injustice. You are quite literally biting the hand that feeds you.

So it's better to Kim Kardashian post your jet and walk in closet and say yes, I'm rich yes i took a five-minute flight that raised global warming to Europe to try a dessert than it is to Greta Whatshername campaign for the planet because no one cares. Donate to charities and care for what you care about but do not make it your personality- and given birds of the same feather flock together stay away from Knightess In Dumb Armor about to save the world through the power of a social media post and a hashtag. Unless you're JK Rowling so rich it can not affect you mind your business. Be strategic about what you publicly care about. As a feminist yes I care about survivors and victims and will donate give a platform but as someone navigating high society why would I tell Epstein Junior actually you'll go to hell for being a pedophile when he can just have me dropped off the streets tomorrow? Did that end pedophilia? Are the kids now safe? Is he in hell? Exactly what did I accomplish? Could've kept my mouth shut and scored a million dollar deal then donated and paid for what needs to be paid for and stayed alive?

BMAC

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I can't stop thinking about Silco's line from S2E8 of Arcane.

We build our own prisons. Bars forged of oaths, codes, commitments. Walls of self-doubt and accepted limitation. We inhabit these cells, these identities, and call them "us". I thought I could break free by eliminating those I deemed my jailors. But...

This is fabulous. This isn't just good drama, this is some actual legit philosophy going on here.

There are tons of self-help gurus, get-rich-quick scheme sellers, and new-age spiritualists who will tell you "You're only holding yourself back! You can do anything you set your mind to! You just have to let yourself be successful, and you will be!"

Silco's response, and Arcane's by extension, is to agree, yet disagree. One could do these things, yes. There are many things which a person could do. We all impose limitations on ourselves. But to let go of these limitations, to abandon our restrictions and become wholly unbound, would be to lose ourselves in the process.

This is a vision of identity as negative space. There are things aach of us won't do. Or things which ,if we did them, would make us someone else. A parent who will not harm their child. An activist who will not give up on a lost cause. A lover who keeps trying to fix a broken partner, no matter how many times they have to forgive them, and the partner who cannot or will not change.

Arcane is, to a large extent, a tragedy. Like the best tragedies, the suffering is preventable, yet inevitable, because the characters cannot help but make the wrong choices, over and over. But unlike, say, Shakespeare's Othello whose choices are driven by paranoia and jealousy, the great undoing of most of the characters in Arcane is love. Love of their friends, their family, their city. The characters in the show are driven by authentic emotions and heartfelt beliefs, the truest parts of themselves. And, for the most part, it brings them to ruin.

There's almost a Buddhist quality to this. One of core teachings of Buddhism is that suffering is borne from want/craving (tanha). We draw a line, a boundary between "us" and "not us", and suffer because the things which are "not us" are outside our control. A path to enlightenment is to learn to let go of this division, to understand oneself only as a part of everything, to see no distinction at all between existence and non-existence.

Arcane rejects this path. The closest anyone gets in the show to this kind of depersonalized godhood is Viktor. And he's the villain. His attempts to inflict this on everyone is the threat to be defeated in the grand finale. In another time, another reality, where he achieves this, he tells Jayce that a world of endless solitary peace and intellectual freedom...wasn't worth it. He goes back in time, again and again, to give Jayce the tools he needs to set the world on exactly the path of destruction necessary to bring him (Viktor) to that realization. The show's "happy ending", such as it is, it that everyone will get to continue being fucked-up humans in a world of suffering and violence, but also love and community.

Silco's regret here, in this monologue, isn't "I wish I didn't care so much about Vander" or "I wish I'd given Jinx up when I had the chance". He only regrets that he didn't see his self-imposed limits as good, that he couldn't accept that his love made him weak and that that's okay. It's okay to just be a squishy human with emotions, to fail and be broken where others might have succeeded. It will always hurt that you can't be everything you dream of being, and making peace with that is the only way to live. It's a dark hope, learning to be yourself by identifying who you are not.

I still can't believe this show is based on League of fucking Legends. It has no right to be this god damn brilliant.

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Introduction

In fresh years, exosome therapy has emerged as a modern therapy modality, garnering substantial curiosity from both medical gurus and sufferers alike. With its prospective packages spanning throughout alternative fields, such as aesthetics and regenerative medicine, London has put itself as an epicenter for this modern-day therapy. This article delves into why London is growing to be the hub for exosome therapy, exploring its blessings and challenges whilst highlighting key avid gamers which includes the fashionable Mesglo Aesthetic Clinic in Marylebone.

Understanding Exosomes: The Key to Revolutionary Therapies What Are Exosomes?

Exosomes are small extracellular vesicles that are secreted by way of plenty of styles of cells. They play a quintessential position in cell phone verbal exchange and have gained awareness in therapeutic packages caused by their potential to deliver proteins, lipids, and RNA molecules to aim cells. This original function makes them priceless in regenerative treatment.

The Science Behind Exosome Therapy

Exosome treatment harnesses these biological messengers to sell medication and regeneration. By setting apart exosomes from stem cells or other cellular forms, clinicians can make use of their common properties to stimulate tissue fix, minimize inflammation, and enrich cellular functionality.

Applications of Exosome Therapy

From hair recuperation to facial rejuvenation, the versatility of exosomes appears to be like countless:

Exosomes for Hair: Used to sell hair enlargement with the aid of revitalizing hair follicles. Exosomes for Face: Enhances pores and skin texture and elasticity by way of stimulating collagen construction. Why London is Becoming the Hub for Exosome Therapy A Growing Demand for Advanced Treatments

As extra worker's look for non-invasive treatments for aesthetic matters and persistent fitness worries, the call for for imaginitive solutions like exosome remedy has surged. https://skinwellness1.wordpress.com/2025/05/26/unlocking-the-secrets-of-exosomes-scientific-proof-and-future-potential/ London's world-widespread recognition for medical excellence positions it as a pace-setter during this box.

Cutting-Edge Research Facilities

London is home to prestigious learn associations which might be at the forefront of biomedical analyze. These services foster innovation in exosome analysis, paving the means for medical improvements.

Collaboration Between Experts

The convergence of best-notch clinicians, researchers, and academics creates a collaborative surroundings ripe for breakthroughs in exosome medical care. This synergy enhances sufferer care because of shared understanding.

Regulatory Framework Supporting Innovation

The UK's regulatory framework supports the protected exploration of latest treatments although conserving a focus on affected person security. This balance encourages clinics like Mesglo Aesthetic Clinic to provide pioneering healing procedures with self assurance.

Benefits of Exosome Therapy Natural Healing Properties

One of the most compelling advantages of exosome healing is its reliance on the frame's average mechanisms for therapy. Unlike synthetic pills that may deliver detrimental outcomes, exosomes facilitate a greater organic and n

[tarajudellee]

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In today's world, true strength and resilience come from within. Forget just supplements. It's time to embrace a holistic path to immunity that goes far beyond what you might expect!

Did you know a yoga lifestyle (yes, it's more than just poses!) is a powerful, ancient, and scientifically-backed way to supercharge your immune system?

It's not just about flexibility; it's about deeply integrating your mind, body, and spirit to combat stress, improve sleep, reduce inflammation, and truly thrive.

Why a Yoga Lifestyle? Unlike quick fixes, a yogic approach tackles the root causes of weakened immunity. It's a comprehensive system that includes:

Pranayama (Breathwork): Cleanses, oxygenates, and balances your nervous system.

Meditation & Mindfulness: Calms inflammation, reduces stress, and boosts emotional regulation.

Asana (Yoga Poses): Stimulates the lymphatic system and improves gut health (your immune HQ!).

Sleep Hygiene: Aligns your rest with natural rhythms for deep rejuvenation.

Sattvic Diet: Nourishes your body with whole, fresh foods that build "ojas" (vital essence!).

Stress Reduction: Activates your "rest-and-digest" mode, normalizing cortisol and enhancing cellular health.

Science Says YES!

Research published in top journals shows yogic practices directly enhance lymphatic flow and optimize immune cell activity. Your mind and body are profoundly linked, and yoga helps them work in harmony for ultimate resilience!

Ready to start? You don't need to be a guru! Just begin with a small step:

Try 5 minutes of conscious breathing in the morning.

Wind down with a short yoga Nidra before bed.

Add warming spices like turmeric to your meals.

These small changes build powerful, cumulative benefits for your immune system physically, mentally, and emotionally.

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Instant Immunity: Quick Shots to Boost Your Body's Defenses

Is it really possible to bolster your body's defenses in an instant?

You've probably come across numerous articles, blogs, and health gurus proclaiming the wonders of quick-fix solutions promising to boost your immunity overnight. While it's tempting to believe in these magic bullets, it's crucial to scrutinize such claims through the lens of science and medical expertise.

In this discussion, we'll thoroughly explore the concept of instant immunity, evaluate the efficacy of various immunity-boosting strategies, and provide you with a balanced perspective. Brace yourself for an enlightening journey that will leave you better equipped to safeguard your health.

Understanding Your Immune System

Diving into the topic of your immune system, it's essential to understand that it's your body's natural defense against infections and diseases. Composed of a complex network of cells, tissues, and organs, your immune system identifies harmful foreign bodies and works tirelessly to neutralize them.

It's a sophisticated system that can even remember previous invaders, making it quicker and more effective to tackle them if they dare to return. However, it's not invincible. Stress, poor diet, lack of sleep, and certain medical conditions can weaken your immune system, making you more susceptible to infections and diseases.

Understanding how your immune system functions is the first step towards taking measures to boost its effectiveness. After all, it's your body's main line of defense.

Importance of a Balanced Diet

Fueling your body with a balanced diet isn't just key to maintaining your overall health, but it's also crucial in bolstering your immune system.

The nutrients you ingest from a varied diet act as the soldiers of your immune system, defending your body from harmful pathogens. Without a continuous supply of these nutrients, your immune defenses can weaken, making you more susceptible to infections and diseases.

Consuming a diet rich in fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, and whole grains ensures you're loading up on essential vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants. These compounds enhance your body's ability to fend off invaders.

Power-Packed Immunity Boosting Foods

Building on the importance of a balanced diet, let's take a closer look at specific power-packed foods that can supercharge your immune system.

Citrus fruits like oranges and lemons are rich in Vitamin C, which is known to boost immunity.

Red bell peppers actually contain twice the amount of Vitamin C than citrus, and are also a rich source of beta carotene.

Broccoli and spinach are packed with numerous vitamins and minerals including Vitamins A, C, and E, and fiber.

Garlic's immune-boosting properties come from a concentration of sulfur-containing compounds.

Ginger can help reduce inflammation, which can support the immune system.

Yogurt is a great source of Vitamin D, so it helps regulate the immune system.

Incorporating these foods into your diet can help bolster your defenses against illness.

Hydration: Your Body's Secret Weapon

Beyond the role of nutrition, there's another crucial factor in boosting your immune system: staying hydrated.

You may not realize it, but hydration plays a pivotal role in your body's defense mechanism. Dehydration can hinder your immune system's ability to fight off pathogens, making you more susceptible to illness.

When you're well-hydrated, your body is more efficient in producing lymph, a fluid that circulates white blood cells and other immune cells. Water also carries oxygen to your cells, aiding in their optimal function and enhancing your overall immunity.

So, don't just stop at a nutrient-rich diet. Keep your water bottle handy, sip on herbal teas, or indulge in water-rich fruits and veggies.

Exercise and Immunity: The Connection

Let's delve into the powerful link between exercise and your body's immune response, a connection that's as vital as it's often overlooked. Regular physical activity can indeed bolster your immune system by promoting good circulation, which allows immune cells to move freely and do their job efficiently.

However, it's not just about breaking a sweat. The type, intensity, and duration of your workouts matter, too. Overtraining can actually impair your immunity. So, you've got to strike a balance.

Moderate-intensity exercises, like brisk walking or cycling, done consistently, are your best bet.

Stress Management for Stronger Defenses

Managing your stress effectively is another crucial step in fortifying your body's defenses, as prolonged periods of stress can weaken your immune system. Chronic stress exposes your body to a steady stream of stress hormones that suppress the immune system.

Here are four steps to manage your stress:

Exercise regularly: Physical activity can help lower your overall stress levels and improve your quality of life.

Maintain a balanced diet: Eating a diet rich in fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, and whole grains can help your body better cope with stress.

Get ample sleep: Adequate sleep is essential for stress management and overall health.

Practice mindfulness: Techniques like meditation, deep breathing, and yoga can help you stay calm and centered.

Beneficial Effects of Adequate Sleep

When you're getting enough sleep, you're not just improving your mood and feeling more energized – you're also significantly enhancing your body's defenses.

Adequate sleep can bolster your immune system, making it easier for your body to fight off viruses and bacteria. It's during those crucial hours of sleep that your body is producing and distributing key immune cells like cytokines, T cells, and interleukins. Lack of sleep can disrupt this process, leaving you more susceptible to infections.

So, it's not just about getting your beauty rest. It's about giving your body the downtime it needs to strengthen its defenses.

In essence, a good night's sleep is one of the most effective ways to boost your immune system and safeguard your health.

Essential Vitamins and Minerals

While getting enough sleep is vital for a strong immune system, it's equally crucial to fuel your body with essential vitamins and minerals, which serve as the building blocks of robust health.

Vitamin C - This powerful antioxidant aids in the production of white blood cells, vital in fighting infections.

Vitamin B6 - This key player in biochemical reactions in the immune system, is abundant in chicken, fish, and green vegetables.

Vitamin E - A potent antioxidant, it helps the body fight off infection and can be found in nuts, seeds, and spinach.

Zinc - This mineral is crucial for normal development and function of cells mediating innate immunity.

Don't underestimate these essential nutrients. They're instrumental in keeping your immune system in top shape.

Role of Probiotics in Immunity

You've probably heard about the importance of probiotics for gut health, but did you know they also play a critical role in bolstering your immune system? These beneficial bacteria not only aid in digestion but also serve as first-line defense against harmful pathogens. They stimulate your immune cells to combat invaders and reduce inflammation, enhancing your body's resilience.

Scientific research showcases the significance of probiotics in immunity. Studies indicate that regular intake of probiotics can lessen the risk of respiratory infections and boost the efficacy of vaccines. They're not a cure-all, but they're an important element of a balanced, healthy immune system.

Quick Immunity Boosting Habits

Incorporating probiotics into your diet is a solid start, but let's not overlook other quick, effective habits that can further enhance your immunity.

Regular exercise: Engaging in moderate exercise, such as brisk walking, swimming or cycling, can stimulate your immune system and increase resistance to infections.

Adequate sleep: Quality sleep is crucial for a strong immune response. Aim for 7-9 hours of sleep per night.

Healthy diet: Include plenty of fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, and whole grains in your diet. These foods provide essential nutrients that support immune function.

Hydration: Drinking water helps in the production of lymph, which carries white blood cells and other immune system cells.

Conclusion

Boosting your immunity isn't rocket science. It's about balance - eating right, staying hydrated, getting enough sleep, exercising regularly, and taking essential vitamins and probiotics.

Remember, your body's defense system is only as strong as you make it. So, start incorporating these quick immunity-boosting habits into your daily routine. You'll not only feel healthier and more energetic, but also be better equipped to ward off illnesses.

Your health is in your hands.

[shri-bone-joint-clinic]

Joint Preservation: Keeping Your Body Moving

Yo, let's talk joints. They're the hinges that keep us groovin', the silent heroes of every high five and touchdown. But sometimes, these unsung MVPs get a little banged up. Arthritis, tendonitis, cartilage tears – these are just a few of the gremlins that can creep in and mess with your mobility.

But fear not, fellow humans! There's a new wave of treatments on the scene, ready to help you keep your joints pumpin' like a boss. We're talking about regenerative medicine, a fancy way of saying "let's harness your body's own healing power to fix those creaky joints."

PRP therapy: This ain't your grandma's bloodletting. PRP stands for Platelet-Rich Plasma, and it's basically a concentrated cocktail of your own healing superheroes. Doctors take a small sample of your blood, spin it like a prizefighter in a centrifuge, and extract the good stuff – platelets that are loaded with growth factors. Then, they inject that magic potion right into your injured joint. The platelets get to work, attracting stem cells and jumpstarting the healing process. Think of it as a VIP spa treatment for your joints, with your own platelets as the masseuses.

Stem cell therapy: Ever heard of those blank slates in your body called stem cells? They're like the ultimate handymen, able to transform into different cell types and repair damaged tissue. Stem cell therapy takes these little fix-it gurus and injects them into your injured joint. There, they get to work, like tiny construction crews rebuilding cartilage and muscle. It's like giving your body a team of microscopic MacGyvers, ready to patch up anything that's broken.

So, which one is right for you?

Both PRP and stem cell therapy have their pros and cons. PRP is less invasive and has fewer side effects, but it might not be as effective for severe injuries. Stem cell therapy is more powerful, but it can be pricier and there's a small risk of rejection. Ultimately, the best treatment for you will depend on your specific condition and your doctor's recommendations.

But here's the real kicker: regenerative medicine isn't just about fixing the damage. It's about preventing it in the first place. Think of it as proactive joint care. By getting ahead of the curve with PRP or stem cell therapy, you can keep your joints healthy and happy for years to come.

So, ditch the pain meds and ice packs. The future of joint health is here, and it's all about harnessing your body's own healing potential. Get out there, move your body, and keep those joints groovin' for life!

Remember, this is just a starting point. Feel free to add your own personal touch and make it your own!

And hey, if you're looking for more info on specific conditions or treatments, hit me up in the comments below. I'm always happy to chat about joints (in a totally non-creepy way, of course).

Peace out, and happy healing!

P.S. Don't forget to check out the original article for more in-depth info: https://sbjortho.com/joint-preservation/

[rainofaugustsith]

So in the conversations about cures, there is one thing I'd like to reiterate: It is absolutely bleeding exhausting to have abled/not chronically ill people going on about cures and how they can fix you.

It's often the first fucking thing people do after you tell them what your illness is - they immediately pile on with the unsolicited advice about just how you can fix yourself. And 99.9% of the time, I guarantee you it's absolute trash that shows no understanding whatsoever of your condition.

Prayer. Kale. Juice fasts. Untested supplements not approved by the FDA that somehow manage to cure things like sickle cell anemia. Have you found Jesus (and I specifically say Jesus because Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists - well, just about everyone else - usually will NOT try to convert you or insist you just need to pray harder to their god to be magically cured)? Maybe if you lost some weight or took up yoga? There's this guru I listen to. On and on and on.

And often, if they don't think you are desperately trying everything and anything random people throw at you, why, you must not really be sick. You don't WANT to get better because you're not trying organic lettuce fasts and crystals to cure your genetic disease that isn't even understood well by most doctors.

Most of us get angry about even one unsolicited comment or criticism. We think it's rude when someone snipes about appearance or clothes. So why is it okay to pepper disabled and chronically ill people with your half-baked cures, or think they even want them?

Imagine how you'd feel if the moment you left your house, people started picking at, say, the shape of your eyebrows. Maybe you could bleach them? Shape them? Shave them off? If only you'd let us help you! It comes from a place of love! Imagine that's all you heard all day long the moment someone saw your eyebrows. You'd get sick of it really damn quickly, and you'd probably really resent that people's first instinct was to tell you what they felt was wrong with you and that they were within their rights to tell you how to fix it.

You might feel angry or upset that they were not accepting you as you were.

That's how it goes with cures, folks.

The only time I as a chronically ill and disabled person am interested in hearing about treatments is if it's coming from someone with the same/similar condition and we're talking and comparing notes. But interesting thing, then it's usually shop talk, it's not 'BUT YOU NEED KALE AND PRAYER.' Do I talk to other people with my illness about the meds they take, what works, what doesn't? Sure. But key things: we've both agreed to participate in that discussion AND we both have the condition in question, AND nobody is picking at anyone else to do anything. Those discussions often end "well, that's great it works for you! Good luck with it!" and it's fine.

I'll be honest, if you could tell me tomorrow "Rain, we have a 100% certain cure for something you have" would I sign up? Fucking yes. But am I waiting around for that cure? No. Because most illnesses don't have cures. Some have treatments, and some don't. Some of us know this. I'm doing my best to live my life as it is, as I am, in this moment, and that's what I want people to understand. I want to be accepted as I am in this time, just as we all do.

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Band Practice

Melissa Schemmenti/f!reader

Warnings: alcohol ig

Words:1900ish

A/N: Listen yall English is my second language and I have not written anything since fanfiction.net was popular. It's also not proofread because I got too shy to show it to my partner/proofreader. Sooooo yeah have fun with that.

Melissa while not keen on newer staff surprisingly didn't hate the recent hire for Abbott. Primarily hired on as the new librarian you had started to double as IT after fixing a couple of computers in the library. Melissa admired that you were willing to do two jobs for the price of one, or at least that's what she told herself she hadn't been actively seeking you out for any other reason than to fix technology and library-related things.

Melissa walked into the breakroom and took her usual seat by Barbara "Hey Barb have you seen our tech guru, I need her to take a look at my projector, blew a fuse or somethin'" Barbara just raises her eyebrows and gives Melissa a knowing look, "Seems like you've been looking for Ms.L/N more and more often as of late" she has no time to respond before you walk in and head straight for the coffee, grumbling about a lack of sleep.

"Woah there hon get into a fight this morning, ya look a bit crazy" Melissa jokes. You turn to look at her in your half-asleep state, gaze lingering for longer than usual, not something that slips past Melissa "Not quite I stayed up later than I usually do, you know night owl and all that" Melissa narrowed her eyes, you hoped she wouldn't push further, the last thing you want is for her to figure out you've been preparing for a gig with your new band. Not that it was bad but you just felt it was dorky and you would rather not have your crush or coworkers comment on it.

"Well some of us were gonna go out for drinks today I was hoping you'd come with" Melissa could feel a blush creeping up her neck, she'd tried inviting you out very casually a couple of times but besides the occasional lunch, you seemed to always be busy. You bit your lip flattered that the redheaded beauty was inviting you herself. But with a gig today you definitely couldn't cancel, you attempt to come up with a decent excuse but in between a lack of sleep and brain cells in the morning you don't come up with much "I'd love to Melissa really but I.... uhh have a thing, after school rain check?" You flash an apologetic smile and are out before she can say anything else.

This put Melissa in a sour mood for the rest of the day, it didn't help that when lunch came around you were nowhere to be found. Melissa frowned maybe you didn't actually like her, she felt like a fool. Maybe she was too old for you and she read too far into your exchanges taking them as flirty, all of a sudden all she could feel were her insecurities swallowing her up.

Barbara ever in tune with her work wife set her book down and cleared her throat. "Girl, what in the Lord's name has got you in such a foul mood?" Melissa huffs and shifts in her chair, "Nothing, absolutely nothing is wrong why would anything be wrong I am living the dream Barb" She knew better than to lie to her closest friend but she hated being this vulnerable. Barb wasn't blind she had been watching both of you closely noticing how you started to buy Melissa pastries from her favorite shop and how she in turn began to bring you some of her famous baked ziti. "Maybe you should ask her when she's free, it seems she's nearly always busy on weekends perhaps she's free other days?"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

Barbara shakes her head, "Look I'm just saying that maybe you should look into it, rather than assuming Y/N doesn't like you" Melissa's eyes go wide "Keep your voice down" She didn't want to embarrass herself over some crush or cause Y/N any issues. "Whatever the deal is doesn't matter I do not want to think about it, I just wanna make it through the rest of the day and get to that happy hour"

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As if things couldn't get worse, Jacob picked the happy hour joint and it was not their usual spot. Something about broadening horizons and how live music would really benefit them. Melissa didn't like it nothing was wrong with their usual bar and she highly doubted whatever Jacob had dragged them into would be worth it but he offered to pay for drinks and that was good enough for her. Jacob skipped over to their table nearly missing the chair "Wow look at us I love it when the whole Abbott family goes out for drinks, I wish Y/N was here though she's been with us for a while and hasn't gone to any of the happy hours" at the mention of your name Melissa perked up and curiosity got the better of her. "What do you guys think she does, seems like she always leaves right as school ends on the weekends"

"My vote is on stripper" everyone turns to Ava, "what have you seen what she wears it's all baggy clothing we don't know what she has under that"

"I'm not super sure about that, what about a part-time emt that could be it, maybe she's got some scars she's covering up from saving lives" Janine ever the optimist would assume this with little to no context.

Ava pretty convinced she was right follows up "Or she could be one of those strippers that go to your house dressed as an EMT for a lil surprise"

The conversation goes back and forth for a while, meanwhile, Melissa nurses a beer still miffed over your rejection. Barbara notices her friend's discomfort and looks around the bar to see if there is a pool table to distract Melissa. Instead, her eyes land on the stage right as the band starts playing.

"Good god, what is she wearing?" Barbara's shock has everyone at the table looking in the same direction even Melissa looked over confused by the outburst. Come to find you're on the stage concentrated on your instrument, ready for your queue to begin. Gone was the usual oversized sweater and baggy pants instead u wore a long-sleeved crop top and the tightest jeans Melissa had ever seen. She felt silly but she couldn't stop staring at your hands. Your sleeves were rolled up to the elbow revealing defined forearms and deft fingers running across a bass. Even from a distance, she could see you were very good at what you were doing resulting in not-so-tame mental images of your hands undressing her, holding her down, wrapped around her thighs - Jesus she was like a teenager again getting hot and bothered by just the thought of you. Ava must have caught her gawking and leaned over "If you don't get a move on and take her out, I will cuz damn who knew our librarian was this hot"

Melissa glares at Ava has everyone figured her out, she turns back to see your performance not wanting to miss any more of it. She'd never seen you like this so casual, relaxed, and all-around sexy. She wonders if this is why you always left so soon being part of a band would make sense but why wouldn't you say anything, she hopes this is the case failing to push her former insecurities back down. Your band wasn't a fancy ordeal you went up on stage and played some of your songs but mostly did covers. Still, Melissa couldn't take her eyes off you and it only got worse when you started to sing yourself, she was pretty sure you couldn't see her or any of the Abbott staff but the way you were facing and the suggestive lyrics had her feeling like maybe just maybe you could be directing them at her.

As soon as the performance came to a close Janine and Jacob cheered and drew the attention of everyone in the bar including Y/N and the band.

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Welp so much for not getting found out. Jay leans over and taps you with a drumstick "Yo Y/N do they know you?" You look back over at your coworkers hoping not to see your favorite redhead, indeed luck was not on your side as you caught her eye. "Uhh yeah those are my coworkers, I'll catch up with yall later"

Melissa looked mad, not sure what else to do, and feeling like you may as well accompany the embarrassment with a drink you headed to the bar and waved her over. "Double shot of tequila and a Corona please" The bartender nods and pours the shot following it up with a swift opening of your beer.

"Suprised you drink considering you've always said no to it" You look over at Mel, she's extremely close due to the crowded bar top and you can feel her press up against you causing your head to spin. You pick up your shot and down it finding comfort in the heat you feel in your chest.

"Yeah I haven't had the time to go out since I've been filling in for the band, I'm sorry" At the mention of that Melissa visibly relaxes, gone was the anger from before, maybe there was still a chance this could go well? "You know you could've just said you had to go practice for your band" she almost sounded shy, "I would've understood if you were busy" You look over at the redhead suprised to see her so vulnerable.

Reaching over you tuck a stray hair behind her ear, "It's silly didn't want you to know because it made me feel like a dork, I've been trying so hard to impress you it felt like a step backward to tell you I have band practice" Melissa feels a blush creep up and sneaks a glance at you. At that almost confession, the proximity between you two, and the sexiest outfit she's ever seen she once again felt like some goddam horny teenager. Capitalizing on the brief liquid courage of the shot you figured why the hell not make a move. In a burst of confidence, you lean into Melissa and pull her by the collar of her leather jacket, still distracted by the tight jeans she barely realizes what you're attempting to do. The kiss is tame, impossibly soft, gentle, and over way too soon for Melissa's liking.

"I.....oh my god I'm so sorry I should have asked" Melissa was stunned and taking her silence as a negative you start to freak out "I've just been wanting to do that for a while and I've wanted to ask you out but you make me so goddam nervous an-" it's then Melissa who can't help herself she pulls you back in by the waist for another kiss, this one was rougher, hungrier she felt a roller coaster of emotions today and this felt like the only outlet. She pulls back to look at you with that trademark Schemmenti smirk "Feelings mutual hon"

You feel your heart swell at her confession,

"Well to make up for all the missed outings how do you feel about going out for dinner tomorrow?"

Melissa leans in very close for her answer "Hon with those pants I'll follow you anywhere"

[geftheshittalkingmongoose]

Ok... So here's some science about Mount Everest:

- her peak is about 5.5mi/8.8km above sea level. That's too high above sea level for anything good or normal to happen to you.

- for some perspective, commercial planes (like "I'm taking a flight to visit Nigeria" planes) pimp around at 5.6mi to 7.5mi/9km to 10.4km above sea level. That's only a 528ft/200m difference between an idiotic Eat+Pray+Love-esque fantasy and fucking Delta passengers eating peanuts and watching The Love Guru.

- "the death zone" on Everest starts at about 5mi/8km up and has air so thin that each breath you take in has less than 1/3rd the oxygen you need per inhale. So you're getting less than what you need to live, let alone keep climbing.

- more perspective! Sea level air has 21% oxygen, which is great! Super healthy, yummy. That drops to about 12% oxygen at just 2mi/3km up. Bad, not healthy. And it! Keeps! Going!

- the whole "less than 1/3rd oxygen" thing? Makes your cells die. Like... broadly speaking. The cells that Make You die off because those cells reeeeeeally need oxygen to... do everything. Skin, liver, tongue, eardrum, finger bone, colon, and more, all dying on a cellular level all at once.

- "the death zone" also makes your body rebel in fun ways like altitude sickness, impaired judgement, heart attacks, strokes, and more! So your cells are dying, you can't think straight, you make bad calls and don't even remember making them, and maybe your heart fails to top it off!

- even using air tanks, a climber described the climb as "like running on a treadmill and breathing through a straw". So bringing yummy, ideal oxygen volume with you doesn't actually fix anything, really, so say people who have actually survived!

- "but you can acclimate to higher altitudes!" Acclimating on Everest makes your body absolutely PUMP itself full of hemoglobin, which thickens your blood and you'll start having fluid accumulate in your lungs, family health history and personal fitness be damned. Now you can have a stroke at any moment and you might be coughing up frothy icky stuff so much and so hard your ribs can crack, so sayeth Everest survivors who have had to heal from just that.

- oh, and they've actually done real medical tests (like drawing blood at high altitudes) to learn this, it's not just smart people guessing.

- before I forget the best (read: scariest) part, your brain will swell up. Brain swell = nausea and psychosis.

- you can go snow blind (your eyeballs get sunburns).

- blind, vomitting, coughing through cracked ribs, unable to remember where you are, and suffocating while your cells die off in the millions each moment.

- she's cold! "the death zone" is never above 0F/-17.7C. Ever. Exposed skin will freeze rapidly and lead to frostbite. Even unexposed skin might freeze! Frostbite might invite her equally sexy (read: scary) friend Gangrene.

- the average summer temperature at her summit is -2F/-19C, with an average winter temperature of -32F/-36C, and it can drop down to -76F/-60C.

- I don't think you need a breakdown on why those temperatures aren't good to be going hypoxic at, but being super cold AND hypoxic can lead to stripping yourself nude(called "paradoxical undressing") and walking around outside. Google it if you don't believe me.

- The Donner Party did that whole cannibalism/hypothermia/starvation thing at 1.3mi/2km above sea level. They experienced paradoxical undressing, frostbite, and fatal hypothermia. Now scale that up to Everest heights and you'll see why it's not a good idea to climb her.

- I think you know why all of this is bad and why it's bad for trying to climb things. Right? Yeah. Try pulling yourself up with just your closed fists (can't use frostbitten fingers!), while holding your breath, with your eyes closed (you're snowblind!), after spinning around a bunch (you've got altitude sickness!) outside during a blizzard. Now imagine doing that with like twelve other fools. And there's hundreds of fools ahead of and behind you. And a healthy fraction of them are native Tibetans risking their own lives just trying to feed their families by guiding idiots.

- oh and so many fools are trying to climb her that PEOPLE HAVE TO WAIT THEIR TURN TO TAKE SELFIES AT THE TOP *INSIDE* "THE DEATH ZONE". THEN THEY DIE ALL UP IN THERE. Like 11 fools died in just a single month in 2019 because they had to wait in "the death zone".

- there's about 100+ dead bodies up there that can't come down, and many of those bodies are clearly visible during attempts to summit. People are camping alongside corpses. They use them as trail markers. You're literally constantly surrounded by the dying and the dead.

- there's so. much. human. shit. and I mean poop. There's also so. much. shit. as in garbage. It's all dead bodies, poop, garbage, and shredded climbing/camping equipment. These weirdo glory seekers aren't packing out their own poop and granola wrappers and haven't been for years.

- so... I guess enjoy the "beauty" of a plastic bag full of human shit next to a huge flapping strip of torn bright pink gore-tex tent that's next to luna bar wrappers that are next to a frozen corpse whose family knows they're up there surrounded by bags of human shit, luna bar wrappers, torn gore-tex, and a stupid, selfish egocentric rich asshole who thought they were too good to just fly to Nigera for a month.

- your grip strength won't matter. Your leg strength won't matter. Your personal endurance won't matter. Your strength, speed, stamina, and health won't matter.

- she wants you dead.

- let's respect her wishes and leave her alone.

- and if you absolutely MUST have fame, accolades, bragging rights, a physical trial, potential death, and more... GO CLEAN MOUNT EVEREST.

- fuck

[andywinter16]

FFXV: Comrades headcannons +OC part 1

 You know like in the game you can play with AI. So I made little headcannons  with them :) Hope you will like it! Feel free to add your characters too!

Libertus Ostium: Captain  Connoisseur aka Papa Libertus, Sadness is his middle name, oh sweet boy has anxiety (please love him), EMOTIONAL, loves to cook for his glaives (Chef!), when he´s in the mood will tell you stories  aboud Galadh and reminiscent about his friends (smiles a whole lot),when angry speaks fast Galadh and cuss like no tomorrow, man can SING (just get in him alcohol), will KILL YOU without mercy If you hurt his glaives!, mix exceptional drinks (shares tips and tricks with Gutsco), has photos of Nyx and Crowe, when time allows checks on Mama Ulric, CUDDLE BEAR!!! 

Nelly: First Lieutenant, Big mama, Hammer Queen! One in charge of training (survives only the best), LESBIAN, Stern when needs to be, playful out of duty, embrasses younger glaives, (helps with their pranks, don´t tell Libertus) Yura´s mentor in heavy weapons, Loves anything flowery, champion in drinking (Gutsco and Mat tried outdrink her), the one who makes the most bets (currently runs one when will Yura and Andrea get together), suffers from PTSD, good with children (all ages)

Andrea(OC): Bearer of the Sigils of Yore, Too nice for her own good, youngest baby glaive, ambivert with depression + ADHD (send Yura and Jenica her way), wants to help people no matter what (gets chewed by Delilah and Libertus for her safety),  surprisingly good at massages, no brain cell just elevator music, Yura and Jenica are her impulse control, loves animals (wanted to pet baby coeulr, Lib and Nelly said no :( ), sunny smile, dare to hurt her friends RAGE MOOD, LIKES Yura!, reminds Libertus of Nyx 

Elea: Hard ass Cleigne woman, in charge of supplies, know how to kick ass and will, Miles is her anchor in this madness, enjoys sea and swimming, helps take care of civilians, Shuriken bae, helped save Axis Arra´s family after Fall of Insomnia(stayed with touch with them), Axis once on battlefield saved her life from behemont, when is someone from glaives sad she will bring them small trinkets, does yoga, flexible

Miles: Main driver, will fix anything for glaives (usually found helping Cid with upgrades), Elea is his Hearth and Home (has prepared a ring!), often spares with Marshal Leonis (gets his ass handed most of the time),  indepted to Axis for saving Elea, has dog named Pipa, ladies at Exineris have him in high regards, once made a bomb (was forbidden to do it again), secret stash of alcohol (shares with Lib)  

Delilah: Top notch healer, suffers from insomnia, helps madam Kimya with potions and herbs,(own small herb garden) enjoys quiet time with tea/coffee and blanket, sappy novels all the way!, pray to Six if you get hurt and don´t report to infirmary that woman will hunt you down, tired and unpaid psychologist, Crossbow madam (friendly competitions with Libertus,), has sweets on hand as reward, sweet tooth!, usually reminds team to DRINK A FUCKING WATER!! 

Gutsco: gruff Altissian( has tender hearth), appreciate tattoos and piercings, (was tattoo artist himself), LOVES alcohol and food (Libertus is his guru!), Great with glaive´s magic, still good at throwing punches, was in squad with Crowe (a boom menaces!), moody, dispute about passions, zero chill, likes baby glaives (their pranks not so much), suffers from paranoia, was drug addict (and my boy is clean for 5 years!) , secret- he know how to crochet (made jumpers and blankets for whole squad)

[sullustangin]

Post Nathema (Headcanon?): What’s Theron Doing Anyway?

So, it’s obvious that because of the kill choice at the end of Nathema, Lana is now the briefings guru.  She broaches the topics of who to ally with at the start of Ossus, even going so far as to say she’ll reach out to her contacts in SIS.  We also see her work with the Mandalorians and the whole Zenith situation.

Obviously, if there wasn’t a kill choice at Nathema, some of this would be Theron’s job.  So how can I fix it in my headcanon?

On the other hand, does there need to be any fixing, if the nature and focus of the Alliance has changed anyway?

TL;DR:  The Alliance started out as a secret organization, which was Theron’s specialty as a spy.  When the Alliance becomes a legitimate power that has a public face, Lana becomes more prominent because she was always a public, front-facing figure.  Theron worked to build a secret network in KotFE and KotET; now Lana works outreach while Theron withdraws into the shadows to keep doing what he’s doing. The Alliance Commander, by necessity, has to concern themselves more with Lana’s end of business to broker good will and relations with other powers.  It’s a perspective thing (that also conveniently lets the devs dance around how many people they’ve let the player kill).

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Theron Shan, working instead of sneaking onto his wife’s shuttle

Prior to the operations manager gig on Odessen, Theron was an SIS agent - a spy who needed his face not to be on the public record to do the infiltration work he has done for the Republic.   Theron did meet with major leaders of the Republic, but it wasn’t like they posed for publicity shots.  They understood his job was not front-facing.  This carries over when Theron and Lana accompany the Commander to Dromund Kaas and to Iokath.  In our world, every government leader has someone like this, someone is in the room that is not officially in the room. 

Theron’s original job was operations manager of the Alliance, a splinter cell that becomes the third major faction in the galaxy.  He ran the internal workings of a secret base.  He also was responsible for recruiting.  These new members of the Alliance were considered traitors by their home governments.  Essentially, Theron has to be the man that was never there. The Alliance Commander and Theron often had to work closely because they were making an alliance in secret.  All those Star Fortresses were exercises in spycraft and infiltration and exfiltration.  That is Theron’s specialty.  When we see Theron at the invasion of Voss (a world resisting the Eternal Empire), he was there to try to get intel about Arcann’s whereabouts. He’s not there in a diplomatic position. He’s doing the spy job, still in secret.  He is called upon to make battle plan calls, which he can do in a pinch, but it’s not his specialty (as evidenced by his hasty change of mind as buildings start to crumble around him). 

When Eternal Throne is won, suddenly the Alliance is no longer a rebel force; it’s a government.  It’s a power to be recognized by the other forces in the galaxy.  It’s not so secret anymore.  It has a front-facing, legitimate front now.

That is not Theron’s specialty anymore, then. 

In contrast, Lana was attached to the Imperial army at one point and led troops on Hoth.  She was a Sith Lord.  Her face was known and public -- always has been.  She has to cover her face when we initially see her on Rishi.  (We don’t see Theron do the same thing, whether because he’s hidden away or because his face is simply not recognizable like Lana’s is).  When Iokath is being explored by the Alliance, Lana is the person on the ground there.  She is there to see and to be seen on a military op.

We then have the whole Umbara/Copero/Nathema thing.  Afterward, Lana says she’ll reach out to SIS or the Empire to make an alliance.  Theron, until told otherwise, works on the Alliance’s concerns and provides intel to suit the actions the Alliance Commander takes for their home faction-- or appears to take, if they are a saboteur.  Keep in mind that the saboteur is supposed to appear to be working for the faction they sabotage; they’re doing the work they’re supposed to, in theory, just badly.  They still need the intel Theron is gathering, even if they’re working for the other side.  (And the only way that doesn’t sit well with him later is if a Pubside Saboteur reveals themselves - ouch.  It’s one thing to know his partner is working for their old Empire; it makes sense and he expects that.  Imperial Saboteurs make him rather happy, as do Pub Loyalists.  It’s faaar less fun for him to find out his partner is betraying the Pub, after he got his hopes up....)

When we get to Ossus, Theron isn’t allowed to go because of the danger a large Alliance Force would present to the opposing government.  But he’s also still doing the spy thing -- he’s collecting intel from multiple sources. As we progress through Onslaught, Theron and Lana are less prominent, but we see Lana doing briefings about reaching out to different factions and players in the galaxy.  For example, Pubside, Lana is the one who has to give the Republic the word as to whether they’re getting Savik as prisoner. Theron is still doing what he’s always done: he provides intel and listens when key figures are in the room.  He doesn’t ‘reach out ‘ to people -- that’s not his job. 

Lana has always been a very personable Sith.  Theron hates small talk, and he’s a smart ass.  If the Alliance is going to survive, they need Lana on point for diplomacy and visibility in the galaxy, and they need Theron to do his spy thing, including maintaining contact with figures just out of sight of the public.  And preferably without a hot mic.

[maryellencarter]

I fucking love being me sometimes. I never planned to become a cell phone guru when I grew up -- hell, I had a flip phone until 2015 -- but man, when you can fix somebody's phone issue in two sentences, that's a hell of a feeling. :D

(Her iPhone accidentally got put in silent mode. I just had to point her to the little switch on the side. Instant badass. ^_^)

[melsie-sims]

This challenge was originally created by Melsie-Sims on January 11th, 2021. Please use the #Among Us Challenge tag to share your progress! This challenge is inspired by the Human Enough Challenge by the wonderful @squeamishsims​! It’s meant to be a longer challenge spanning at least two generations so buckle up! 

To take part you will need Get to Work installed, as your main character will be an alien sim. Other useful (but not mandatory) packs include: City Living, Parenthood, Strangerville and University. Your challenge can be as story-driven as you wish, or not at all. The rules definitely allow some creative freedom. 

In the Among Us Challenge, your alien sim starts out on an empty residential lot of your choosing. The general premise is that their rocket ship crashed on Earth and they are now stranded, without the ability to communicate with their home-world.

With their rocket ship completely destroyed, they must adapt to their strange new surroundings and blend in with the townies. No one can know there is an alien among them.

Create an Alien in CAS and make them a Young Adult.

Their human disguise can have as many outfits as you’d like. Your alien’s natural form is only allowed to wear the alien bodysuit from Get to Work. Please use it for every outfit category. If you have custom content for alien suits feel free to use them. 

You have the choice between five aspirations: Friend of the World, Renaissance Sim, Soulmate, Successful Lineage or The Curator. Choose wisely because you’ll have to complete the aspiration for the challenge!

You must have aging on, but feel free to play on either Normal or Long lifespan. You can even edit your lifespan using MCCC if you’d like.

Start off on an empty lot. You can choose one from any world, but please be aware that you cannot move lots for the duration of the challenge.

Go into build mode and purchase the rocket ship (Steampunk Flyamajig) for 5,000 simoleons. It’s the only item you’re allowed to start with.

Once you’ve done that, use the cheat “money 0”. Oh yes, it’s that kind of challenge. You’ll have to make money by any means possible... but no cheating!

Now you’re good to go! 

Your alien cannot start rebuilding their rocket ship until they have 10,000 simoleons, handiness level 5, logic level 3 and programming level 3. It might take a while so they better make themselves comfortable... They’re stuck on this planet, they have no way to communicate with Sixam and they don’t have the parts to fix their damaged ship. It isn’t ideal, but their only option is to try and make a life for themselves here until they can go home.

Your alien sim cannot wear their disguise and may only use mean interactions with other sims until they reach charisma level 3. They just crash landed on a strange planet. They don’t know anything about the inhabitants. They are confused and scared. They must figure out the language and culture of Sims before they can properly assimilate.

Your alien sim can only eat quick meals until they’ve reached either gardening level 2 or fishing level 2. The quick meals are meant to be dehydrated food packets native to Sixam, which your alien scavenged from their ship. They don’t know if the food on this planet will be harmful to them. They must do research to find out.

If another sim sees your alien without their disguise, you must either erase their memory... or kill them. It’s your choice which of the two options you pick. Regardless, your alien’s identity must remain safe at all costs.

Your sim may reveal their alien identity to another sim without any consequences once they’ve become Good Friends with them. Be careful, if the relationship bar goes down too much they may become a threat to your alien’s safety. If the relationship goes below the Good Friends range, your alien will have to eliminate them. They’ve known your alien’s secret for too long. Their memory can no longer be modified without doing serious psychological damage. 

Please note, the above rule is actually from SqueamishSims’ Human Enough Challenge. I just loved it too much not to include it here!

Your alien sim can travel to lots in their own world, but if they want to go somewhere else they will have to pay 50 simoleons per visit. They don’t have the means to travel around! They must purchase a bus ticket or pay someone for a lift if they want to travel to other worlds.

Your alien can change out of their space suit and wear regular clothes when they’ve made their first 1,000 simoleons and reached level 3 of logic. At this point, feel free to give your alien a makeover. You can change outfits whenever you want after that without any limitations.

Your alien cannot have walls or floors anywhere on their lot until they’ve reached handiness level 3 and paid a property tax fee of 5,000 simoleons. They can only have one room to start off with. Your alien is starting from nothing and building from the ground up. They don’t have access to a contractor and need to learn about sims architecture.

For every extra room (i.e. a bathroom or a bedroom) your sim must pay 1,000 simoleons. Please subtract from your household funds using the “money #” cheat. Home-owning is expensive! Your alien sim is learning that the hard way! 

Your alien cannot use romance interactions until they’re at charisma level 5 and they have three Good Friends. At this point, your alien sim is probably still under the impression that they’ll be flying back home very soon. They’re hesitant to pursue a relationship with a human if it isn’t meant to last... 

Your alien can also be part of clubs when they’ve reached charisma level 5 and made three Good Friends. At least one of those friends must be part of the club your alien wishes to create/join. These sims know your alien inside and out and would protect them with their lives. They’re good people to have around.

Your sim cannot have a proper job until they reach charisma level 6 as well as handiness level 3 and logic level 3. This includes part-time jobs, odd jobs and freelance gigs. If your alien hardly has any social skills, how are they supposed to know how the economy works?  

Your alien can only get engaged/married once they’ve reached charisma level 8, logic level 5, rocket science level 3 and have three separate rooms in their house (see above for the house-building rules). Your alien is beginning to realize this might be a bit more permanent than they originally thought. They’re finally allowing themselves to fall in love and imagine the possibility of settling down.

Bonus: If you have City Living, your alien must attend the Romance Festival to learn more about the odd social construct that is marriage.

Have your spouse join either the scientist, secret agent, tech guru, astronaut, politician or military career. They’ve made it their mission in life to protect your alien sim and help keep their secret safe from potential foes. However, the new job comes at a cost.

Your alien sim is now on the government’s radar. They have a chance of getting imprisoned by scientists or S.I.M.S. agents! If your alien sim encounters a scientist, secret agent, politician or military staff you must imprison them in a 4x6 cell on your lot. Inside you may place the cheapest toilet, refrigerator, single bed and sink. They must remain there until their spouse has paid 10,000 simoleons for your alien’s safe return... and murdered the abductor(s) responsible. As this particular rule is a bit more dramatic, it’s totally OPTIONAL!

Your alien sim has to have charisma level 9, rocket science level 5, parenting level 3 and cooking level 3 before they/their partner can become pregnant. They must also have a proper kitchen, living room, bedroom, bathroom and nursery/toddler room. They must be on level 3 of their chosen career. Making a baby is the easy part. Being a parent is hard work, and your alien sim needs to be prepared!

If you have risky woohoo enabled and your alien and/or their partner becomes pregnant before meeting the requirements, please deduct 5,000 simoleons from your household funds. If you don’t have enough, sell items in your home until you’ve paid off your debt. Welcome to parenthood!

At least one child must be conceived in the rocket ship. You can’t have a challenge focusing on aliens without some rocket ship woohoo! Come on now!

Have your alien return to Sixam with their offspring, but only for a visit. They’ve spent such a long time on another planet and have built so many good relationships. They’ve decided they want to stay. 

Note: Your alien may have to return to Sixam a few times to obtain collectibles as those are part of the challenge.

To complete the challenge, one of your alien’s children must be a Young Adult. You can age up your toddlers when all of their skills are at level 3. You can age up your children and teens when they have an A in school.

Bonus: Send one of your alien sim’s children to university so that they can get a proper human education. It’s not actually part of the challenge. You’ll just have bragging rights. 

You can use reward potions and traits, including the Potion of Youth. You can use lot traits. Once you’ve unlocked the ability to join clubs, you can benefit from their bonuses. Is the challenge too hard? Are you struggling? Hahaha good!

Have fun! Feel free to @ me if you’re posting this challenge on Tumblr or making a YouTube series, I’d love to see it! You can follow me on Twitter or support me on Ko-Fi if you’d like. No pressure!

You’ve completed the challenge when...

Your alien has maxed out three different skills. One of them must be rocket science.

Your alien has at least 5 Good Friends, not including their children. Their spouse does count toward the total! Pets do not count!

They’ve completed their aspiration.

They’ve “repaired” their rocket ship.

They’ve been married and had offspring. At least one child must be conceived in the rocket ship.

They have a home worth 60,000 simoleons.

They have a top secret alien lab in their basement.

In the alien lab you must have at least one fang flower, one glow orb, one quill fruit, one unidentified fruit object, one blutonium, one solarium, one crandestine and one nitelite.

One of the children of your alien has grown into a young adult and visited Sixam to learn about their parent’s world.

If your alien passes away before completing all of the objectives, it’s up to their offspring to complete the rest of the challenge. 

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