#Charlie being alastor’s role model would be so funny

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

[voonroo]

can I request an alastor & teen! reader (like a pre-established familial like bond) where Alastor suddenly sees the reader hanging out with Lucifer so often? like theyre besties outta nowhere and Alastor does not approve of it because he feels his "father" title is being threatened?

I think it'd be pretty funny considering Alastor HATES that man with all of his (dead) heart

The Lucifer Himself? Don't Worry About Him!

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Alastor & Teen Reader

He's constantly interrupting your guy’s conversations.

“Why hello, my dear!” And it's the third time he’s passed by you.

Will claim to “need your help/input with something that cannot wait.”

He will be patting your head and giving you his full attention with Lucifer in the same room.

If you question him he will just have you off with a stretched smile before saying,

“It's nothing you need to be concerned about, I'm the adult in your life so I will worry about it, and you will not!”

He's worried Lucifer is going to steal his child away that he's put so much love into…

Meanwhile, Lucifer has his own problems with Charlie and has only really spoken to you long enough to remember your name.

But Alastor is convinced the lord of hell is plotting against him.

Alastor is constantly trying to hold your attention whilst making little jabs directed toward Lucifer on how much better of a role model he is.

“Would you care to join me in the kitchen this evening to cook dinner? I truly value our time bonding!”

And he's giving Lucifer the nastiest side-eye.

“Don't worry your little head about that man, he’s not even worth your time so you shouldn't even think about him!”

And it's Lucifer himself he's referring to, and with him in the other room.

And Alastor speaks louder than normal just to make sure he’s heard from the other room.

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antonio

« man, flirtin' is fun. al, would ya be pissy if i started flirtin' wit' everyone? i could be like one'a them method actors! »

Name: Antonio Enrico Ragno

Nicknames: Sha (by Alastor), Darlin' (by Alastor), Tones (by Valentino), Tony (by everyone)

Height: 194cm (6'4)

Age: 31

Birthday: April 1 19XX

From: Brooklyn, New York

Nationality: Italian-American

Languages: English, Italian (fluent)

Gender: Genderfluid

Pronouns: He/Him (She/Her in drag)

Sexuality: Demiaroace

Partner: Alastor (Queerplatonic)

Famous For: Model for Vampire by Victoria

Plays: Angel Dust

Trivia:

he has a thick brooklyn accent but he's amazing at faking accents. he regularly mocks the others' accents and it's always annoyingly accurate. he helped alastor learn to do a transatlantic accent

adopted his character's tendency to flirt with anyone to be a 'method actor' ("if al can be a method actor, so can i!" "tony, alastor isn't method acting he's just naturally a freak. you should know that better than anyone"). being demiaroace, he hadn't seen the fun for flirting until he really got into his role

he has an older brother named giovanni and a younger sister named mariabella, both of whom he's convinced blitzø to cast for season 2

he has heterochromia. his left eye is green and his right eye is blue. his sister also has green/blue heterochromia but hers is the opposite eyes, leading to him joking that they should swap eyes so they can be 'normal'

he bleaches his hair blond so he doesn't look too much like his brother. it's naturally a dark brown colour. his hair grows incredibly fast however so he regularly has to get his roots touched up by victoria

he and alastor have been together for 10 years. they were each other's first partners after they met at a gay bar they both got dragged to by their respective friends

he had a french bulldog growing up named nugget, which is where he got the name 'fat nuggets' from for his character's pet pig

he loves pranks. he enjoys being born on april fool's day because he can get away with pranking everyone even more, because who could yell at him on his birthday? he and alastor are menaces to the rest of the cast, constantly pranking everyone

one time nikolai pranked him back with gravy tea bags. he has been reluctant to drink tea made by anyone but himself ever since

he uses the creepy fanmail he gets for the show. the 'show feet' letter they use in the show is a genuine letter he has received. he thinks it's pretty funny. charlie wasn't amused when she found out it was real though

he has bpd and is in therapy for it. he occasionally has episodes during filming so he has a code word (which he jokes is a "safe word fer tha sake o'tha rest o'ya") that he uses when he feels he needs some time to cool off

he's best friends with valentino and forever thanks him for dragging him to a gay bar all those years ago because it's how he met alastor. he sees valentino as an older brother type of friend because of his strained relationship with his own brother

he learned he was demiaroace through maggie when he explained the nature of his an alastor's relationship to her. before that, they both assumed they were just in a really unusual relationship because it was their first and they were inexperienced. he in turn taught alastor what it meant

he's in the closet about being genderfluid. the only people who know are alastor, valentino and oxley

he's secretly envious of alastor's ability to not give a fuck about his gender. he became more comfortable with himself and his feminine side after being cast as angel dust. he became to appreciate the art of drag and now does local drag shows under the same name as his character

he loves astrology and calls himself 'an astrology hoe'. he's constantly saying things like "that's so gemini of you!" and no one else has a clue what he's talking about