#Charlie somegrumpynerd

[pigeonstab]

It stays in french! That’s actually pretty cool :D

Lol, oh well. I was hoping not, just cause I can't choose what language I use on mobile (which makes me unreasonably mad. Let me use the language I want)

Guess I can only do these on PC

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Waaaa dudeeeee

You have so many patterns!!! I want all of 'em hehe

These are the ones I'm rlly interested in so if you can send them through dms or asks that'd be rlly cool

Hi bestie! Just here to show some love and appreciation bc you're so cool, and you draw rlly cool and cute stuff and I can't get enough of your posts and you're an amazing person who deserves all the good in the world hehe <333

(Also if you happen to have those crochet patterns you talked about I am very willing to hear about those lmao)

DON'T BE NICE TO ME I'LL EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI!!!!!

Akshkjdjkjkd no YOU'RE super cool and nice and I love your art and posts and YOU deserve the whole world!! I am sending 1 million rat hugs to your location immediately

As for crochet patterns, I have a bunch saved on my computer! I'll put pics of the ones I have under a cut and if there's any you want lemme know and I'll figure out how best to send them to you ^^ (I'm assuming you wanna keep doing plushies but if you want some for blankets or anything else I have those too!) (Also these are all like written patterns but if you prefer videos I might have some of those saved too somewhere!)

[swiftmitsu]

25, 26 and 33 c:

25. fav season and why?

HANDS DOWN. AUTUMN.

i want to say winter. ITS A CLOSE SECOND. but my hands get freezing cold very easily.

and i can’t draw.

AND IT MAKES ME SO SAd.

also AUTUMN LEAVES AND COLOURS AND THE AESTHETIC. NEED I SAY MORE—💥💥

26. fav colour and why?

yellow.

always has been and will be.

and if i hear any yellow slander I WILL PERSONALLY COME OVER AND THROW YOU INTO A MICROWAVE.

edit: I LIKE DANDELION YELLOW SPECIFICALLY. I WILL SHIV YOU ALL. /silly/j

33. any hobbies?

WELL.

apart from drawing and animating

BIG GAMER.

i’d say what games i play except.

i don’t know how to respond to that.

i play. a variety.

actually idk if you’ve heard, there’s this really amazing game called Underta💥

[infiniteseriesofhalfways]

KS I have an EXTREMELY important question, life or death even perhaps

What's your favourite song from HSM2? Or top 5 even

Not only life or death but also a great excuse to listen to the soundtrack thank you

No 1 is of course the beautiful, iconic, very gay, I Don't Dance. It's a perfect song. It's been over 15 years since the first time I heard it and it gets me just as hyped every time.

Also just LOOK AT THEM. Im love them so much.

2. Work This Out. So fun, but also I used to annoy the shit out of coworkers by playing it on the speaker after some kind of big issue or altercation (happened on a near daily basis)

3. Fabulous. Incredible shower song. Great to play in traffic that is very decidedly Not Fabulous.

4. Bet On It. Troy running around that golf course is iconic.

5. All For One. Also a song I'd play at like. 9:30 on a Friday night while we all pretended we'd get to leave at 10. Everyone rolled their eyes but we laughed! Which was the point!

I just really love a good time. It's hard to be mad when you're listening to 'teenagers' sing showtunes about their weird summer.

[dan-whoell]

KS Phil reblogged the rpf tourney poll!!!

oh my god that's incredible

he loves us 😭😭

[wickjump]

incredible things happening in charlie’s messages right now

@somegrumpynerd

[monarchisms]

They both look adorable but what does this MEAN??

[writerofshit]

I think in one of the crash 3 videos Jeremy said it makes him sad that tigers are so vicious in real life so imagine the lads coming back from a night of bevs not knowing where Jeremy is when Jack and Geoff are asking and then they see on the news that he’s broken into the zoo and is viciously cuddling the tigers (and somehow miraculously not getting eaten)

Oh my god, yes.

It starts after Jeremy happens to see the news notification that the local zoo has new tigers. He's just scrolling through the photos absolutely melting at their sweet little faces. And he gets so fuckin adamant that he has to see them. Tonight. Like right now.

It's an argument that eventually ends with Michael and Gav promising to "go to the fuckin zoo with you tomorrow, just stop talking about the tigers for five seconds." As they're stumbling home, Gavin and Michael get distracted by something or other, and it's not until they're in the elevator that they realize... Wait where's Jeremy?

Maybe they should turn back now, but theyre already halfway up and besides, they're gonna need sober help to find him. They tell Jack immediately, who just... "How do you lose a Jeremy?" (You forget to cherish him.)

So with the help of Jack, Fiona, and a megaphone, they set out on a search. It goes about as well as expected.

About an hour in they all get a text from Trevor "UMM. GUYS??" with an attached breaking news story that reads: Los Santos Man Breaks into Tiger Enclosure. There's a live video feed and yep, that's Jeremy, laying in the grass cuddling the fuckin tigers. They watch in awe as one licks his face but makes no attempt to eat him.

Eventually he gets 'rescued' (despite his protests that he's fine, the tigers like him, that they're very sweet and they're having fun) and the crew bails him out because of course. They relentlessly make fun of him for the stunt. "Jeremy, I aspire to have the amount of bravery-"

"Aww thanks Fiona!"

"-and absolute dumbassery you're capable of. You put me and Gavin to shame."

Geoff finds out the next day ("Yeah, I silence my phone at night precisely to avoid you assholes.") and he just... shakes his head and "You know, I'm glad you made it, buddy. But if you pull some shit like that on your own again, I'll kill you myself. At least tell someone you're about to be a moron."

It's remarkably cheerful.

[noussommeslessquelettes]

somegrumpynerd replied to your post: my closeted ass when I’m talking w my mom and she...

Misgendering Sucks And You Don’t Deserve It!! I’m Sorry You Get This Friend, But If It Might Cheer You Up, Any Time My Parents Mention The Skeleton In The Back Yard I Always Correct Them That The Skeleton Uses They Pronouns (And I Think They’re Starting To Remember), So You’re Very Valid!! ♥

this is the best thing Ever. We stan ur nonbinary skeletons aND WE STAN U MOST OF ALL

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43 & 48 ♡

43. Has AH ever helped you through a hard time in your life?

yeah, but mostly the community! the past few years have been full of insane struggles for me in my personal life (as you know) and this community has been here holding me up when i'm at my lowest point. i'm super grateful for that and i always will be.

48. If you have one, who’s your favorite fic author or fan artist?

i don't really read fic anymore and haven't for years but as far as fanartists go

you of course! despite your constant torturous onslaught of muppets, i love your art and i think you have been a good influence on me as far as having fun with art again and not taking myself too seriously, if that makes sense? you're not afraid to make shitpost doodles to make your friends laugh (or groan) and i love it.

@scarlettheknight is a huge inspiration to me! her super clean lines and the texture her art has and how stylized it is ugh chef kiss i could look at anything she's drawn forever.

@monarchisms also has a great really stylized art style and super clean lines, clearly these are things i love because it's stuff i personally cannot do LOL i think of erlande's dancing jack gif at least once a day.

@somegrumpynerd literally idk where this fandom would be without charlie i mean that wholeheartedly WHERE WOULD WE BE AS A SOCIETY WITHOUT DETECTIVE MATT AU

@abbeysquidd draws such fun and cute stuff as well i love seeing her art after watching a big live stream!!

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Hi Cole! If I may ask, how did you and Fern meet?

[maariku]

this is charlie's lil sis and this is a callout post for charlie aka somegrumpynerd because he is Too Nice and always supportive and he has amazing pun skills and he draws really well and he also gets reasonably concerned when I start getting excited about beating up my kidz but he also dOESN'T STOP ME CHARLIE WHAT THE HECK i love you bro you'r punderful <3

charlie is my spirit animal and charlie needs to make rp his full time job because i miss my cat 

[swiftmitsu]

Personalised rat boop attack >:3c

WSYSHKSDJEAAAA??!!💥💥💥💥

THATS SO fREAKING CUTE???

IM SOBBING.

THANK YOU FOR THE PERSONALISED RAT BOOP EUEUEE 🥺💛💫💛🌟💛✨💛💛💫

[dan-whoell]

🤣 What's the funniest dan and/or phil story? and

📺 Do you have a favourite DAPG video? please! c:

🤣 What's the funniest dan and/or phil story?

it's pretty recent (ie, the last few years) but the way they tell the 'phil swallowing super glue' story makes me laugh every time. i also think about 'our awkward fancy meal' so often even though i dont remember many specifics from the story itself. i just remember the feeling of hearing it for the first time.

📺 Do you have a favorite DAPG video?

i know this is one probably everyone will say, but the impossible quiz videos are so good, any of the google feud videos, and ive seen the early sims videos mote times than i can count. i do watch the first poppy playtime video way more often than i thought i would, there's just something very fun about it.

[pigeonstab]

Still thinking about customer service voice Dream because it's so perfect, do you think he uses it to get away with stuff? Like if he's at home talking normally and somebody accuses him of something do you think he would switch to his higher voice to be like "Who me? Why I would never do that! 🥺" only for Blue to be like "DON'T USE THAT VOICE ON ME I KNOW THAT'S NOT YOU!!" lol

(It would so work on Nightmare too, Dream could be getting away with so much before he caught on, and he would be so annoyed that it worked on him lol)

Context

Yes, love it, consider also:

Dream's customer service voice is what he uses when he's not being true to himself, when he's trying to dilute himself to something more approachable and palatable. It's of course useful when he's there to comfort people but it's still fake, it's what he feels he has to do to make others more comfortable.

I think his friends would know that, and that that voice, while it may sway them because they know it means Dream is trying to get something, wouldn't work quite as well as his rich and true, absolutely annoying and incredibly endearing whining. <3

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^This in college au, Killer thinking having a werewolf boyfriend would be so cool and hot until he gets a full slobbery face lick lol

Also!!!! Saluuuuut :D I hope you're doing well!!

the boyfriends <3 this would be in the farrr future loll

hi!!! I'm doing good, going into the portfolio with renewed confidence, as much as I can anyway hbu?