#CheapSoap

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You guys know the drill already !! My friend @sadgirlbutnotagirlvampire and I are writing a homestuck fic in honour of 4/13!! I'm super excited to share it with y'all, and the first chapter is officially up!

Summary:

The people don't know his name, not really- hearing “the big guy” or “that guard” more often from citizens of Alternia. He prefers that, though. Better to go unnoticed than stand out in his books.

However, in the castle's ranks, everyone knows his name. Karkat Vantas. The invalid. The freak. Eridan’s closest and most loyal guard, and Alternia’s greatest shame.

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TLDR Royalty AU where Eridan is the Emperor of Alternia, and Karkat is his bodyguard. Oh and also Karkat writes romance novels on the side. And he’s a mutant. And Eridan doesn’t know.

Shit.

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