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Tony to Bucky: (covered in blood): That's the sweetest thing you have ever done for me

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Peter: Love is in the air

Harley: (holding his t-shirt over his nose and spraying febreeze): Not anymore!

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Clint: Here's the thing

Clint: You put a bunch of rich people together-oh there's gonna be sone murder

Harley: All. Rich People. Are. Murderes.

Tony: ...

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mcu as shit my friends said

Loki: why can't we all be naked?

Thor: because we're all ugly

Odin: what's wrong with the both of you?

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Blind|Mob!Bucky Headcanon

Summary: 

Reader is Blind, Mob!Bucky

Word count: 600

- You are blind and very intelligent

- your dad didn't have a lot of money and your mom died when you were 2 years old

-your father had a severe depression

-and became an alcohol and drug addict

-Because he didn't know how else to help himself

-You took care of your father

-everyone said you care too much about others and often neglect you

-You just like helping others

-one day you run into someone when you went to get a cake

-you apologize right now

-the man wanted to write you up but when he saw the blind badge on your arm he didn't.

-he had pity, why didn't he know

-the man invited you to a cafe and got you a new cake

-he was nice

-you didn't notice how everyone at the cafe stared at him in fear

-Of course you didn't notice, you're blind

-the man introduced himself as "Bucky"

-Bucky and you met several times

-he was always very nice to you

-You told him that you live alone with your dad, but not that your dad is an alcoholic.

-It was none of his business

-Bucky thought you were super nice, even after the first few meetings

-He liked you

-He loved how you didn't judge anyone and how gentle you are

-he was afraid if he touched you, you'd break

-he developed a protective instinct for you

-Every time Bucky met with you, he'd bring you a piece of pie wherever you went

-in the park, you always stayed close to him so you wouldn't lose him

-he held your hand and said every little stone to stop you falling

-which he would never let anyone do.

-one day Bucky brought you home because it was already dark and he didn't want to let you walk alone in the dark

-He wanted to get you to the door to be safe, not let what happen

-when you forgot your key, you had to ring the bell and hope that your father's mavht open the door

-after about a minute, the door opened

-Bucky saw your father, he had a bottle of vodka in his hand and he didn't seem sober anymore

-Bucky the man looked familiar and as your father stuttered backwash and full of fear, Bucky knew who it was

-your father had debts to him, huge debts

-You wondered what was happening, you heard your father stuttering and Bucky's grip got tighter on your hand

-"I don't have the money. I don't have it." Did you hear your father calling

-Bucky growled angrily, briefly he looked at you, how confused you stood there and we were helpless

- "Take it! Take my daughter if you want!"

-That's all Bucky needed to hear to freak out, who gives their daughter away?

-He didn't have a problem with that.

-At first it was strange for you to be in a new house

-and it also took you a while to understand what had actually happened and who Bucky actually is

-You weren't afraid, you just knew him kindly and nicely

-he took really good care of you

-When you got to Bucky, you cried, your father had given away just like that

-after a while, you loved it at Bucky's

-and you stopped bumping into furniture

-You never heard from your father again

This is my first attempt at writing something. I'm really sorry if it sucks. And the spelling and grammar mistakes, too. It's my first time writing anything in English.

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Steve: So? How is Peter?

Bucky: Bad news

Steve: No-

Sam: (shows Peter) He is still alive

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(Bucky babysitting Peter)

Peter: I did something terribl

Bucky: It's okay, I have a shovel

Peter: wait, what do you think I did?

Bucky: it doesn't matter, no one will ever know

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JYP: Do you know why I recruited you?

Jae: I assumed you'd lost a bet

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Harley to Peter: If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big

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Pragma(tic)

Status: Completed

Pairing: Persephone!Bucky Barnes x Hades!Reader

Summary: In a world where the old gods never truly died, you must learn to navigate your way through the ups and downs of immortality. And if living forever wasn’t hard enough, an ancient evil is now threatening to break free after centuries of silence. And as if that still wasn’t hard enough for you, now a pesky and infuriatingly handsome god is trying to wedge his way into your life. Gods, work, love, and conflict—what more could a goddess need? [Hades & Persephone AU]

Parts

Prologue: The Gods Live

1: Her Morning Takes a Turn

2: He Becomes a Trespasser

3: Her Head Aches

4: His Mind Runs Wild

5: She Deals With a Pest

6: He Never Listens

7: Her Thoughts Conflict

8: He Gets Found Out (and a Phone Call)

9: The Past Comes Back to Haunt Her

10: She Sees the World in a New Light

11: She Takes a Stand

12: He Gets the Visit of His Life

13: She Makes a Confession

14: Her World is Shaken, Not Stirred

15: It’s Way Worse Than She Thought

16: He Feels His Heart Break

17: Though Mighty, She Falls

18: He Holds Her Close

19: She Almost Murders Someone

20: She Begs for a Promise

21: She Faces the End

22: She Unleashes Hell

23: Her Heart Betrays Her

24: She Mends a Body and a Heart

25: She Almost Murders Someone (Again)

Epilogue: The Gods Live On

Extras & Deleted Scenes

Series Playlist

Cast List

Author Input

The reasoning behind the title 

Final Remarks

Inspired by Pragma(tic)

Banner by @notimetoblog​

Moodboard by @notimetoblog​

TAGLIST FOR THIS SERIES IS CLOSED

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Exo as shit my Friends say

Baekhyun: Sometimes I sit in my neighbors' yard and think I'm a cat.

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Avengers as shit that my friends say#4

Peter: Sometimes I stand in my Boyfriends room and think I'm a closet

Harley: What's wrong with you?

Tony: This is one of those unresolved issues

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Peter: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots

Harley: They need adult supervision.

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Tony: There are no stupid questions

Harley: When two Skeltons are dating, how they know the gender?

Stephen: okay...wow

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Rhodey: Who would win in a battle between Peter an Harley?

Tony: I can't answer that, they are both my sons. And I love both of them

Rhodey: So Harley

Stephen: yeah

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JYP: What is the most important thing for you?

Got7: to be alive and healthy

Twice: Family

Day6: Money

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Avengers as shit my Friends say#3

Tony: I'm so hot. I'm the reason for Climate Change!