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CRISPR Gene-Editing

Scientists Use CRISPR Gene-Editing to Teach Mosquitoes Sarcasm: “Why Are You Like This?”

Genetic Engineering Breakthrough Sparks Debate Over Ethical Roasts and Bug-Based Therapy CRISPR Mosquitoes: Genetic Engineering Meets Mother Nature’s Roast In a lab experiment that’s equal parts genius and “ma’am, this is a Wendy’s,” scientists have reprogrammed mosquitoes using CRISPR gene-editing technology to ask existential questions instead of sucking blood. Funded by a Kickstarter titled “Make Mosquitoes Less Annoying Than My Ex,” the project forces pests to buzz phrases like “Did you really need that third margarita?” and “Your aura’s mid” mid-flight. Lead researcher Dr. Ian Malaria (yes, that’s his real name) insists this could “finally give mosquitoes a personality beyond ‘flying syringe.’” Gene-Drive Technology Ethics: Who Let the Science Out? Using gene-drive technology, researchers embedded DNA that turns mosquitoes into tiny, winged therapists. Early prototypes critiqued lab coats (“Beige? Groundbreaking”) and hummed “Your Netflix password is weak” before dive-bombing picnics. Critics argue this crosses ethical lines. “First they came for the mosquitoes,” tweeted PETA, “next, your DoorDash driver.” Meanwhile, Elon Musk offered to launch the bugs to Mars, calling them “perfect colonists: annoying, resilient, and great at draining resources.” Mosquito Control Satire: Public Demands Bugs Target Billionaires Online petitions demand mosquito control focus on billionaires instead of ordinary citizens. “Let them drain Gates’ blood—he’s got enough to share,” wrote Reddit user u/AntiVaxxAvenger. Even politicians are jumping in: Florida’s governor signed a bill declaring genetically modified mosquitoes “illegal immigrants” and vowed to “spray them back to Cuba.” Scientists, however, warn that weaponizing bugs against Jeff Bezos might accidentally create a “supervillain origin story.” Viral Mosquito Memes: #SkeeterRoastChallenge Takes Over TikTok Gen Z is daring mosquitoes to roast their exes in the viral #SkeeterRoastChallenge. “I held my arm out and got ‘Your Tinder bio is cringe,’” said influencer @GlitterAnxiety. “Worse than my kombucha side hustle.” Twitter philosophers, meanwhile, are debating whether CRISPR ethics apply to bugs that quote Nietzsche. “If they can question capitalism, they’re basically millennials,” argued one thread. Exterminators fired back: “Cool. Still smushing them.” Climate Change Satire: Mosquitoes Blame Humans for “Ecosystem Drama” In a plot twist, the CRISPR mosquitoes released a manifesto on 4chan titled “Y’all Started This Climate Mess—Fix It or We Steal More Blood.” Scientists confirmed the bugs hacked a lab printer using gene-editing tools and a stolen iPhone. “They’re like if Kafka wrote Jurassic Park,” said Dr. Malaria, now hiding in a mosquito-net fort. Environmentalists are torn: Greta Thunberg called the bugs “the real activists,” while oil execs offered them consulting gigs. Will Gene-Edited Mosquitoes Replace Therapists? Experts Say “Probably” Big Pharma is panicking over mosquito-delivered CBT (Cognitive Buzzing Therapy). Pfizer’s leaked memo revealed plans for “Premium Skeeters™” that gaslight users into self-improvement (*“For just $999/month, we’ll ask ‘Why are you like this?’ in 12 languages”*). Meanwhile, birds—starving because mosquitoes are too busy roasting humans—are staging hunger strikes. “First the bees, now this,” tweeted Thunberg. “We’re the real pests.”

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Giant iceberg to re-unite with Antarctica ‘for one night only’

Giant iceberg to re-unite with Antarctica ‘for one night only’

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