#Sarcasm

[jackinthebox2022]

THE SASS

[autodiagnosticada]

🔮 Self-Diagnosis #211 – Existential Breakdown at the Crossroads™ 🩺 Diagnosis: Chronic emotional bottling + mythological burden fatigue 📉 Symptoms: – Carrying paradoxical truths in silence – Crying because logic won't let you feel – Having one job and still ending your shift with emotional damage

💊 Symbolic Prescription: – Let someone guard you for once – Take 15 minutes to scream into the void (or a mossy rock) – Don’t trust either guard. They're both emotionally unavailable.

Signed: @autodiagnosticada

🔮 Autodiagnóstico nº 211 – Colapso Existencial na Encruzilhada™ 🩺 Diagnóstico: Engasgo emocional crônico + fadiga mitológica de função simbólica 📉 Sintomas: – Carregar verdades paradoxais no silêncio de plantão – Chorar sem poder explicar por lógica ou contrato – Ter uma função simples e mesmo assim sair ferido emocionalmente do turno

💊 Prescrição simbólica: – Deixe alguém te guardar, só por hoje – Tire 15 minutos pra gritar mentalmente num rochedo imaginário – Não confie em nenhum dos dois guardas. Ambos são emocionalmente indisponíveis.

Assinado: @autodiagnosticada

[bernardsbendystraws]

I have nothing to say…..😔

omg a brunette white man it has to be matt…omg omg ✨

[deepcherrynblnb]

I just love it when I have sexual confidence that crashes into levels of dysphoria I haven't experienced since I had tits.

[nutmegthings]

Yeah I heard Uber are considering this after their incredible innovation of having larger ubers that drive on set routes on a schedule. It will really revolutionise the way we travel. Can't believe it's never been done before now.

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[makingsenseofwhathappened]

[chappydev]

hm. curious. why would parents act like that. hm. i can't figure it out. hm. it's so disturbing how people get upset about their loved ones suffering. hm. these are the priorities of a normal human society. we are normal. this is normal. everything's fine.

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Socialism is when no food because we embargoed all the food away. This is fair and just and we can safely retain the moral high ground. In fact, if you point out any issues with this logic, you are an extremist and danger to society. :)

[nyancrimew]

always remember that you've never done anything wrong and never will do anything wrong, but that person who you don't know who just said something that mildly annoyed you online is probably actually a really awful person and you're completely right to harass them and accuse them of whatever you want

[innerchildabortionclinic]

smh cancel culture is out of control

[teaboot]

Ohhh noooo..... sure would be terrible if a TERF thought I was too masculine for a cis woman and misgendered me online...... Ohhhh that'd sure show me not to seek a out a sense of mutual respect and community in women's spaces.... ohhhh noooo...... (is transmasc)

[whatinthechristory]

he’s everywhere.

[aropride]

and remember! bullying is bad unless it's to cringey teenagers on the internet. cringe culture is bad unless it's something the internet has decided is fine to mock. and above all being kind is sooo important unless of course you don't want to

[wannabeprettyhot]

[madame-helen]