#Clytemnestra is a horse girl. PENELOPE IS THE WATER WIFE™ WHO DOES WEIRD SHIT!!!
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I literally will think of the stupidest shit and if it makes me giggle, it's "canon" now. It just is. Idk why I keep doing this.
#Odysseus goes full stupid when he first meets Penelope. Helen is a lil “mad scientist” with her potions. Menelaus is a silly sealy boy.#Menelaus and Odysseus have sleepovers where they cry about their families. Odyssseus and Diomedes are toxic exes#Clytemnestra is a horse girl. PENELOPE IS THE WATER WIFE™ WHO DOES WEIRD SHIT!!!#...#Anyways. can I get some suggestions from the homies for something Odysseus is allergic to? Anything except animals.#doesn't have to be something eaten it can just be him touching it. kind of thinking of shrimp as that was something#ancient Greece had. This is literally because the thought of someone being like “You ate/got into ___ again didn't you?!”#*red hives. voice all raspy and fucked up. not gonna die but you know* “...No.”#and that just feels like something Odysseus would do and it's so fucking funny to me#also. what better way to feign madness to dodge a draft than to get sick with fever and then end up insane? >:D#shot by odysseus#Mad rambles#my headcanons
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