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polo-drone-767 27 days ago
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The Directive was issued: RECRUIT!
Devon understood the assignment. Start a recruitment drive that guaranteed success and the maximum number assimilated.
What better method of enslave----inducement?
COOKIES!!!!
The Before and After images speak for themselves.
馃煛 THE DIRECTIVE: RECRUIT 馃煛 Cookies? Cute. Uniform? Tighter. Obedience? Guaranteed.
Golden Bro Devon, Unit 67, initiated the Snackwave Protocol. Step one: lure them with comfort. Step two: tighten the suit. Step three: overwrite the will.
The before? Mascot chaos. The after? Unified golden compliance. The sign stayed. The smirk faded. Only the shine remains.
You came for cookies. You stayed for the transformation. You serve now because it feels right.
馃憡 JOIN the Gold Army. 馃憰 WEAR the uniform. 馃崻 BECOME the bait. 馃幆 RECRUIT more.
馃摡 Begin conversion through: @brodygold | @goldenherc9 @polo-drone-001
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 12
Eclair Cookie: You...You won't remain in history! Espresso Cookie: I'm honored to be of service Es...Espresso Cookie...?
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 10
Affogato Cookie: The strong come to the strong. It's only natural... [proceeds to go talk to Pomegranate Cookie]
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 2
Beet Cookie: Who goes there!? Licorice Cookie: Someday I will succeed! Someday! Beet Cookie: FREEZE! Licorice Cookie: Ah, blessed are the ignorant such as yourself!
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 11
Pomegranate Cookie: I see darkness in you Ninja Cookie: Hmm.
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 9
Tea Knight Cookie: My fallen brethren often visit me in my dreams Fig Cookie: List'n to nature's call! Hi hi! Fig can be scary sometimes..
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 8
Pomegranate Cookie: Shall I reveal your fate? Pastry Cookie: There's no time Pomegranate Cookie: The endless night shall come Pastry Cookie: A piece of bread and milk is more than enough Damn, Pastry Cookie is ending everyone in the kingdom-
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 7
Black Raisin Cookie: My homeland is a harsh place.. Pastry Cookie: Spare me of the idle talk Damn Pastry Cookie calm down-
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 6
Onion Cookie: Huh? It's you... Muscle Cookie: PROTEIN! Onion Cookie: Waaah! Muscle Cookie: Yeah! Muscles! [runs right into poor Onion]
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 5
Strawberry Crepe Cookie: Hmmm, how long will it take to liquefy a Sugar Gnome?! Squid Ink Cookie: Don't...remember...
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 4
Espresso Cookie: Prepare to face the consequences Vampire Cookie: Doesn't look like much
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 3
Frost Queen Cookie: You dare approach me? Twizzly Gummy Cookie: Bring it! I said... BRING IT! [Walks away] Frost Queen Cookie: Such dedication to a mere fleeting moment
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sleepy-simper 3 years ago
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Cookie Conversations part 1
Clover Cookie: What song do you sing? Parfait Cookie: I'll play some of my colorful melodies for you! Clover Cookie: I'd like to turn this moment into a song Parfait Cookie: Don't forget to like and subscribe!
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