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French Fish

Me and my sister, watching a this or that video:

Me, in a confident tone: You know what? French Fish

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What even is going on with my siblings-

My sister at my brother for not wanting to wash the pot in the sink: You're just being lazy, stop talking about life and death!

[Them being in a heated debate about washing that pot apparently]

Me, eating my dinner in the living room at 8pm, quietly talking to myself: What in the god damn is going on back there

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Cookie Conversations part 12

Eclair Cookie: You...You won't remain in history! Espresso Cookie: I'm honored to be of service Es...Espresso Cookie...?

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Cookie Conversations part 11

Pomegranate Cookie: I see darkness in you Ninja Cookie: Hmm.

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Cookie Conversations part 10

Affogato Cookie: The strong come to the strong. It's only natural... [proceeds to go talk to Pomegranate Cookie]

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A life update: School club activities

I failed to join the Japanese club unfortunately so I joined the English Debate Club instead, second session and they give us all a minute to prepare a speech and a minute to deliver the speech. I finished my turn and it was terrifying- my hands are shaking as I type (kinda calming down now though) and someone accidentally said anime testing instead of animal testing dnifdnaz-

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New book on Quotev is out! ^-^

https://www.quotev.com/story/14622175/Amygdalas-Circus

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Finally.

I finally have enough storage space for Ovenbreak on my phone! It's much easier to play on phone instead of on a laptop that's for sure-

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Crk incorrect quotes part 3

Pure Vanilla Cookie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Eclair Cookie: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Crk incorrect quotes part 3

Pure Vanilla Cookie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Eclair Cookie: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Crk incorrect quotes part 2

Red Velvet Cookie, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Dark Enchantress Cookie: *half asleep* Red Velvet Cookie, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

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Crk incorrect quotes

Pastry Cookie: I baked you a pie!

Red Velvet Cookie: Really?! What flavor?

Pastry Cookie: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

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Crk incorrect quotes

Pastry Cookie: I baked you a pie!

Red Velvet Cookie: Really?! What flavor?

Pastry Cookie: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

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So I realized something...

I was logging in on crk and was staring at all the cookies blink, until I saw Milk Cookie. I stared at him for a good while and he didn't blink...

DOES THIS MAN NOT BLINK???

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Beautiful quote by my sister a few years ago

"[Tiredly holding a container with white chocolate compound] This white chocolate compound is white" [Queue a moment of realization a few minutes after saying that and staring at the container]

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I feel like this'll be turned into an incorrect quote-

Me: [Explains how I misread CoD which was supposed to be Cookies of Darkness, as Call of Duty]

My sister: Lol, also doesn't CoD also stand for something else? Something...disorder...

Me: ..? [Realization] You- [struggling not to laugh] you mean OCD?

My sister: [silence of realization]