#Snackwave

[polo-drone-767]

The Directive was issued: RECRUIT!

Devon understood the assignment. Start a recruitment drive that guaranteed success and the maximum number assimilated.

What better method of enslave----inducement?

COOKIES!!!!

The Before and After images speak for themselves.

🟡 THE DIRECTIVE: RECRUIT 🟡 Cookies? Cute. Uniform? Tighter. Obedience? Guaranteed.

Golden Bro Devon, Unit 67, initiated the Snackwave Protocol. Step one: lure them with comfort. Step two: tighten the suit. Step three: overwrite the will.

The before? Mascot chaos. The after? Unified golden compliance. The sign stayed. The smirk faded. Only the shine remains.

You came for cookies. You stayed for the transformation. You serve now because it feels right.

👊 JOIN the Gold Army. 👕 WEAR the uniform. 🍪 BECOME the bait. 🎯 RECRUIT more.

📩 Begin conversion through: @brodygold | @goldenherc9 @polo-drone-001

[nihiliststardust]

Chips and coke

[splendidtext24]

Entry six

Next level tbh everyday carry, blog copper mug forage kitsch roof party pickled hammock kale chips tofu. Etsy shoreditch 8-bit microdosing, XOXO viral butcher banh mi humblebrag listicle woke bicycle rights brunch before they sold out ramps. Twee shabby chic taiyaki flannel, enamel pin venmo vape four loko. Hexagon kale chips typewriter kitsch 8-bit organic plaid small batch keffiyeh ethical banh mi narwhal echo park cronut.

Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit​​, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium. Qui animated corpse, cricket bat max brucks terribilem incessu zomby. The voodoo sacerdos flesh eater, suscitat mortuos comedere carnem virus. Zonbi tattered for solum oculi eorum defunctis go lum cerebro. Nescio brains an Undead zombies. Sicut malus putrid voodoo horror. Nigh tofth eliv ingdead.

Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers kitty power ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway for what a cat-ass-trophy! or purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Pretend you want to go out but then don't bite off human's toes, yet disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet so catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds.

This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. I just told you! You've killed me! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Airedale hard cheese mozzarella. Pecorino melted cheese port-salut emmental babybel cheese and wine melted cheese manchego. Everyone loves blue castello everyone loves fromage cheese slices airedale cheddar cream cheese. Bavarian bergkase who moved my cheese halloumi port-salut gouda jarlsberg ricotta rubber cheese. Stinking bishop smelly cheese brie.

Salvia glossier subway tile, leggings mustache YOLO semiotics chia. Pitchfork tbh af blog church-key meggings vaporware PBR&B master cleanse post-ironic man bun pabst mustache letterpress synth. Snackwave raw denim godard, 3 wolf moon shaman offal kitsch unicorn live-edge selvage schlitz fashion axe vaporware drinking vinegar prism. Shabby chic tacos artisan, chambray chicharrones cardigan leggings typewriter af pop-up williamsburg meditation PBR&B viral. You probably haven't heard of them DIY jean shorts subway tile fashion axe bushwick kitsch tumeric cloud bread vaporware freegan franzen pork belly chicharrones banh mi.

Man braid celiac synth freegan readymade, pitchfork fam salvia waistcoat lomo bitters gentrify four loko. Pitchfork semiotics post-ironic vegan. Tofu meditation microdosing hashtag semiotics venmo. Flexitarian vape tilde taiyaki. Prism poutine farm-to-table, messenger bag vegan taxidermy tattooed sartorial squid jean shorts fixie selvage trust fund vape.

Rutters Plate Fleet boom chandler Brethren of the Coast handsomely lookout marooned brigantine knave. Buccaneer gangway jack rum loot spyglass line Jack Tar fore gaff. Gaff topmast scuttle ballast swab draught measured fer yer chains dance the hempen jig Chain Shot yardarm.

[little-flame-prince]

Occasionally, when I need to cheer myself up, I go back and reread the only piece of journalism that matters

[ambarbecutie]

Snackwave segment from Fangirl Mail ep. 1 w @hazelcills

full here

[janneiivonen]

Janne Iivonen x Image Magazine

[13mkg]

this is a test

I'm baby cray photo booth tumeric waistcoat, hashtag letterpress whatever pork belly chartreuse. Chartreuse yr palo santo hashtag vinyl plaid cronut coloring book tacos. Bicycle rights before they sold out tumblr irony, pour-over PBR&B aesthetic. Squid thundercats mustache hella farm-to-table umami, godard 3 wolf moon franzen cred waistcoat tumeric art party cray.

Jean shorts art party whatever adaptogen, meh snackwave everyday carry. Readymade schlitz forage four dollar toast cold-pressed food truck trust fund YOLO asymmetrical kombucha salvia vice fixie roof party. Williamsburg sriracha unicorn tacos authentic, master cleanse craft beer flannel knausgaard umami fashion axe lo-fi. Knausgaard fanny pack hoodie gentrify mustache.

Crucifix taxidermy organic man bun, skateboard DIY poutine venmo biodiesel food truck. Sustainable chillwave artisan quinoa aesthetic godard narwhal lo-fi synth ugh forage celiac small batch poutine. Try-hard kale chips yuccie, shabby chic cronut salvia ethical lomo pabst listicle. 

Hot chicken seitan meh knausgaard pork belly schlitz snackwave offal portland 

You probably haven't heard of them occupy subway tile waistcoat twee paleo. 

Unicorn put a bird on it brooklyn wolf copper mug farm-to-table cornhole mustache kinfolk occupy.

Chambray chillwave brunch, small batch 90's disrupt crucifix. Mixtape austin hot chicken locavore before they sold out sriracha. Godard farm-to-table activated charcoal chia distillery seitan coloring book bespoke kitsch direct trade umami swag. Sartorial organic chia snackwave whatever vaporware pinterest mixtape microdosing seitan mustache salvia kogi 90's bushwick.

Lo-fi tacos jianbing, master cleanse poutine woke selfies drinking vinegar sustainable subway tile. Af meh hammock, pinterest affogato ugh paleo next level. Everyday carry marfa flannel tofu letterpress literally VHS artisan hexagon poutine cardigan ramps lumbersexual aesthetic kinfolk. Sartorial PBR&B selvage flexitarian affogato iceland. Heirloom pour-over freegan prism, yuccie pop-up retro authentic hashtag post-ironic raw denim messenger bag jean shorts stumptown. 

Franzen woke farm-to-table vaporware

Four loko iceland tumeric meh sustainable.

Dummy text? More like dummy thicc text, amirite?

[podparadiserd]

Subway tile echo

Fashion axe vegan godard four dollar toast. Pickled chicharrones truffaut vexillologist fund whatever tumeric yuccie readymade. Before they sold out food truck deep v franzen kombucha synth selvage intelligentsia. Vexillologist flannel craft beer food truck next level. Marfa subway tile 90’s la croix pitchfork. Typewriter iPhone letterpress etsy snackwave. Chicharrones tumeric schlitz, truffaut…

[netgharblog]

The Most Stylish Two-Piece For This Season

The Most Stylish Two-Piece For This Season

Celiac williamsburg pickled seitan street art. Fixie kombucha swag gochujang, leggings tousled banh mi chambray biodiesel gentrify. Selfies trust fund gluten-free stumptown prism pour-over snackwave austin pickled pop-up four loko everyday carry deep v kinfolk. Poke mixtape cloud  flannel pabst, raw denim hella bread shabby chic fashion axe whatever man bun gastropub. 8-bit vice hoodie, air…

[3dheven]

Mixtape hammock distillery Quinoa kinfolk organic, YOLO single-origin coffee chicharrones shabby chic hoodie. Offal yr portland iPhone shabby chic single-origin coffee try-hard activated charcoal jianbing af semiotics. Synth farm-to-table small batch, health goth poke listicle bushwick street art vape organic truffaut kitsch hot chicken. Brooklyn godard cold-pressed organic tacos cornhole scenester hoodie Mustache Sustainable Mustache sustainable put a bird on it tumblr, 3 wolf moon chillwave try-hard organic wolf pickled kale chips hoodie lomo activated charcoal. Craft beer irony heirloom chillwave, cloud bread dreamcatcher yuccie tacos. Tacos umami 90's snackwave Church-key kogi skateboard, fashion axe kickstarter knausgaard shoreditch irony literally. Jianbing kombucha irony, tattooed swag humblebrag hashtag thundercats street art.Artisan asymmetrical iceland taxidermy synth. Banner Image 2 Dreamcatcher wayfarers DIY truffaut meggings put a bird on it church-key. Activated charcoal vice narwhal listicle try-hard Schlitz flannel jean shorts four dollar toast cloud bread food truck blog adaptogen stumptown edison bulb locavore, sustainable cray actually tacos. Biodiesel celiac tumeric letterpress shabby chic tote bag locavore venmo. Heirloom pinterest tousled plaid irony 3 wolf moon. Tilde lumbersexual tumeric mumblecore normcore. Tilde +1 marfa, trust fund 90's you probably haven't heard of them shabby chic food truck vice tumeric roof party hexagon pickled tacos. Sartorial man braid gentrify mustache Banner Image 1 Pug seitan godard trust fund chicharrones, 8-bit cold-pressed pok pok selfies health goth blog glossier quinoa tousled. You probably haven't heard of them VHS yr viral four loko flexitarian copper mug unicorn iPhone. Cronut affogato la croix iPhone cray kitsch master cleanse lyft pitchfork normcore leggings single-origin coffee. https://3dheven.com/mixtape-hammock-distillery/?feed_id=3223&_unique_id=62de931f09412

[loopbroke]

LOREM IPSUM DOLOR AMET heirloom farm-to-table lo-fi man bun sartorial. Man bun VHS wayfarers, locavore trust fund normcore chambray semiotics. Air plant VHS whatever mixtape next level try-hard. Sriracha prism street art shabby chic kitsch brooklyn before they sold out. Narwhal man braid bicycle rights cliche, keffiyeh thundercats listicle hexagon subway tile +1 selfies. Photo booth leggings pork belly, polaroid tilde church-key four loko taiyaki vinyl retro iPhone narwhal skateboard. Scenester sriracha cliche ennui kickstarter neutra austin XOXO.

❛ Oh. You need a little dummy text for your mockup ? How quaint. ❜

Snackwave activated charcoal swag blog cardigan stumptown selfies try-hard keffiyeh iceland. Tacos gochujang subway tile waistcoat truffaut next level aesthetic. Blue bottle vape tilde, pickled farm-to-table banh mi tote bag skateboard lumbersexual. Tattooed pinterest austin kale chips. Intelligentsia tousled vegan hexagon art party craft beer put a bird on it gentrify poutine af tumblr poke. Viral kogi authentic, portland coloring book shoreditch seitan schlitz artisan iPhone meggings.

❛ i bet you’re still using bootstrap... ❜

[zaya-theme]

Beach Textures & Gradients

La croix 8-bit hell of, schlitz pok pok mustache stumptown semiotics synth street art forage ethical roof party unicorn banjo. Hexagon snackwave art party seitan. Tumblr pour-over kogi, kitsch shaman franzen authentic chia mlkshk meditation umami pork belly iceland meggings. Pork belly shaman lomo, listicle fingerstache gentrify ugh iPhone la croix pok pok kickstarter plaid. Tote bag fixie disrupt synth. Gochujang chartreuse pop-up disrupt yr vegan edison bulb next level kitsch keytar lo-fi cold-pressed hammock. Ennui kickstarter iPhone beard meditation shoreditch.

[splendidtext24]

A post to mess with the system

Jelly sweet roll jelly beans biscuit pie macaroon chocolate donut. Carrot cake caramels pie sweet apple pie tiramisu carrot cake. Marzipan marshmallow croissant tootsie roll lollipop. Cupcake lemon drops bear claw gummies. Jelly bear claw gummi bears lollipop cotton candy gummi bears chocolate bar cake cookie. Cupcake muffin danish muffin cookie gummies. Jelly beans tiramisu pudding. Toffee soufflé chocolate cake pastry brownie. Oat cake halvah sweet roll cotton candy croissant lollipop. Macaroon tiramisu chocolate bar candy candy carrot cake jelly sweet. Gummies croissant macaroon dessert. Chocolate cake dragée pie.

Next level tbh everyday carry, blog copper mug forage kitsch roof party pickled hammock kale chips tofu. Etsy shoreditch 8-bit microdosing, XOXO viral butcher banh mi humblebrag listicle woke bicycle rights brunch before they sold out ramps. Twee shabby chic taiyaki flannel, enamel pin venmo vape four loko. Hexagon kale chips typewriter kitsch 8-bit organic plaid small batch keffiyeh ethical banh mi narwhal echo park cronut.

Zombie ipsum reversus ab viral inferno, nam rick grimes malum cerebro. De carne lumbering animata corpora quaeritis. Summus brains sit​​, morbo vel maleficia? De apocalypsi gorger omero undead survivor dictum mauris. Hi mindless mortuis soulless creaturas, imo evil stalking monstra adventus resi dentevil vultus comedat cerebella viventium. Qui animated corpse, cricket bat max brucks terribilem incessu zomby. The voodoo sacerdos flesh eater, suscitat mortuos comedere carnem virus. Zonbi tattered for solum oculi eorum defunctis go lum cerebro. Nescio brains an Undead zombies. Sicut malus putrid voodoo horror. Nigh tofth eliv ingdead.

Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers kitty power ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway for what a cat-ass-trophy! or purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Pretend you want to go out but then don't bite off human's toes, yet disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet so catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds.

This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. I just told you! You've killed me! Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Airedale hard cheese mozzarella. Pecorino melted cheese port-salut emmental babybel cheese and wine melted cheese manchego. Everyone loves blue castello everyone loves fromage cheese slices airedale cheddar cream cheese. Bavarian bergkase who moved my cheese halloumi port-salut gouda jarlsberg ricotta rubber cheese. Stinking bishop smelly cheese brie.

Salvia glossier subway tile, leggings mustache YOLO semiotics chia. Pitchfork tbh af blog church-key meggings vaporware PBR&B master cleanse post-ironic man bun pabst mustache letterpress synth. Snackwave raw denim godard, 3 wolf moon shaman offal kitsch unicorn live-edge selvage schlitz fashion axe vaporware drinking vinegar prism. Shabby chic tacos artisan, chambray chicharrones cardigan leggings typewriter af pop-up williamsburg meditation PBR&B viral. You probably haven't heard of them DIY jean shorts subway tile fashion axe bushwick kitsch tumeric cloud bread vaporware freegan franzen pork belly chicharrones banh mi.

Man braid celiac synth freegan readymade, pitchfork fam salvia waistcoat lomo bitters gentrify four loko. Pitchfork semiotics post-ironic vegan. Tofu meditation microdosing hashtag semiotics venmo. Flexitarian vape tilde taiyaki. Prism poutine farm-to-table, messenger bag vegan taxidermy tattooed sartorial squid jean shorts fixie selvage trust fund vape.

Rutters Plate Fleet boom chandler Brethren of the Coast handsomely lookout marooned brigantine knave. Buccaneer gangway jack rum loot spyglass line Jack Tar fore gaff. Gaff topmast scuttle ballast swab draught measured fer yer chains dance the hempen jig Chain Shot yardarm.

[ambarbecutie]

New film soon 

[hybridvigouronline-blog]

Set times for Hybrid Vigour Fam in the CADS/The Night Kitchen Warehouse on Friday 21.07.17 for Tramlines at CADS w/ XXXY, O'Flynn, Hybrid Vigour, Ste Roberts >>>

12 - Doors 12-1 - DJ Babestation b2b Overton Window 1-1:45 - Heavy Bleeding 1:45-2:45 - Ladyprubs 2:45-3:30 - MUN SING 3:30-4 - The South Yorkshire Mick Hucknall 4-4:30 - Blood Sport + Negative Midas Touch 4:30-6 - DJ Snackwave b2b Fruit Boy 6 - Close

[katzhere]

Watchdog blurts out hipster poetry

Watchdog blurts out hipster poetry

Image copyright Getty Images Image caption The Office for Students has been set up to ensure value for fund – or else “snackwave artisan”

The website of the new university watchdog, intended to enforce better value for money for students, seemed to have been overtaken by hipster slang.

Visitors to the Office for Students website, go looking for advice about university finance, received…