#Critter Skritter

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let's go carbuncle- [entire alliance dies to mechanic]

never you mind that carbuncle!

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Skritter Critter 6 - Forgetting Duolingo Till the Last Minute

Time to speedrun a quick lesson.

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sibling bonding activity

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goin' fishin'

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crimbler scrimbler and friends

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at ultimate horizon

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GIRL WDYM I MIGHT TURN INTO A MONSTER

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Who is Critter Skritter?

Just some little guy who ran from the thought of home, only to stumble upon another in the process of said action. Their old home is dead and encased in crystal, so by winds and rumour do they wander in search of new experiences and sights to fill them. Such a shame that such wanderings had grown from of clearing out monster-infested mines and pirate dens to slaying gods left and right.

Had only recently worked out that they're not a girl halfway through a war. And had figured out that they had found a home in others through the next.

Why is Critter Skritter...

1, a lalafell?) I originally wanted to see what playing as a tiny little guy was like in terms of gameplay and other things like cutscenes and cosmetics (not much for the first and second, and a tonne of things for the last) and grew massively attatched to them as time went on!

2, looks like they're going through alot?) Most of the time it's me projecting my own feelings onto them as I play and witness a plethora of things in ff14.

3, transgender?) I was working on the same feelings too tbh. I suppose eventually, as I grew more attatched, Critter was a reflection(?) distillation(?) fragment(?) of what I would rather be? I suppose I'm still working on it myself, but I'd like to think that Critter eventually figured it out and settled onto something that they're ultimately comfortable with, be it on their own or with loved ones.

How does Critter fight...

1. Alone?)

On their own, Critter plays to their own strengths but is far too aware of their own weaknesses to be truely risky. As a bard with a background in conjury and summoning, they do their best to suppliment any weak points some way or another. The flesh can be bolstered by spell, if they can't meet a foe head on, then why not a construct to take the blows? There's always terrain to scout, people to question, poisons to mix, and so on and on and on...

2. With others?) Critter is a Bard who empowers others through song and presence. They aim (haha) to keep their eye on the enemy, and create opportunities for others to strike! Should their expertise prove to not be enough in these situations, then they defer to their close friends or those more experienced. May heavens have mercy for those groups that Critter themself leads.

3. Desperately?) Intent and willpower is honed into a blade by the power of song, meter by bellowed breath to fuel destruction in the hands of one man. Here, is where reality loosens it's grip on the reigns of natural order. Where fey lights shimmer and dance to no wind, where summoned constructs swell in size and hunger, and where air grows heavy and laden with lightning, the foe mets their end, perhaps by arrows of blinding light, or with their throats torn out by tiny teeth, or by shattered heart. And should the foe stand, victorious, then Critter will die like the simple animals that they named themself to be.

Favorite things?

A good nap! And good food! Maybe some time to chat with the locals or to find a tiny (or large) animal and give pets! I think Critter likes to make friends in strange places and find friends in even stranger places! They'd love to listen and learn new songs, even if they could only sing and remember a few reliably. Critter would be happiest with their friends, wherever they may be.

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badly misinterpreting lyrics today, despite how much i love answers i could never get all the words right

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to sum up the last bit of the ramble:

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ough

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i love crafting i love checking little boxes on a large list on things to do i love-

Crafted to my heart's content (BAD IDEA)

Proccess:

Gather stuff from the Diadem -> approve materials -> craft for skybuilder's scrips -> exchange for Sky Pirate Spoils -> go home -> exchange for deep-green crystals -> craft deep-green enchanted ink -> forget that you don't have the recipe -> craft the thing to get the recipe -> where did my gil go? -> exchange for prerequisite recipes -> craft that thang -> exchange for the recipe book you need -> craft deep-green enchanted ink -> load everything into the fabricator -> THING CRAFTED -> ow my fingers

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