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host-gone-gay · 2 years

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It has come to my attention that I currently lack queer friends so if you're queer and ready to deal with my bullshittery and complete tomfoolery, DMS are open .

Please be respectful, I will not tolerate any form of toxicity and you'll be instantly blocked and reported.

This has been an important message.

Good luck. (With dealing with my ass lol)

#queer #lgbtq community #I need something to do with my life and my epic invisibility powers and lack of social skills are hindering my abilities to connect #Currently very lonely and will jump off a cliff to feel something /hj #it is very much highly recommended and very encouraged to absolutely turn into a madman. let your inner weird self and broken humor shine #for i am the same and would love to be weird with someone else who understands #it's also recommended to be as straight forward as you can bec im very dunce and it'll just save us both the effort tbh #try not to be dry. I don't want to feel like I'm deep throating you to get the convo going #ok that was a weird way to describe that but sure #lesbians/gay girls/nb pals who like a bit of the labia. i summon all of you. you are all mainly the target audience #of such an announcement #I am now your friend. you can't escape me. is a very encouraged approach if you don't know what to say #ps don't be mean. i dislike mean people with a passion

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