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Anti-Social Mug — I Don’t Discriminate I Hate Everyone — Funny Gift for Sarcastic Friends
Do you hate everyone equally? Do you want to express your anti-social attitude with humor? Then this mug is perfect for you! This ceramic mug features the phrase “I don’t discriminate I hate everyone”.
It’s a funny way to show your sarcasm and disdain for humanity, while also enjoying your favorite hot beverage. Whether you need a gift for a friend who shares your cynical outlook, or you want to treat yourself to a mug that reflects your personality, this anti-social mug is sure to make you smile (or smirk).
Order yours today and let the world know how you really feel!
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11 oz (325 ml) mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
15 oz (443 ml) mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
20 oz (568 ml) mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Design printed on both sides of the mug
Coffee, tea, or other beverage not included
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Song - I Hate People
I Hate People, it’s plain to see. I Hate People, just let me be. I Hate People, the world’s insane, with every headline making me strain, yeah!
I Hate People, can't take no more. I Hate People, they're such a bore. I Hate People, no end in sight, with every new tweet that ignites a fight.
Now some just rant and some just rave, but I am staying clear. Not with a crowd or even aloud, but hiding out right here.
I Hate People, they're everywhere! I Hate People, but do they care? I Hate People, it’s all too much, with every blunder, fight, and such!
#IHatePeople#CynicalHumor#ModernLife#SocietyProblems#PeopleProblems#SocialCommentary#HumorousSong#StressRelief#JustForLaughs#CreativeWriting#EverydayStruggles#LifeFrustrations#SocialMediaRant#EscapeSociety
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Graffiti about alcoholism #Budapestgraffiti #alcoholismgraffiti
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The graffiti on Gázgyár Street is not just a colorful splash on the gray walls of the city; it embodies a true barroom wisdom. The drunken rat, dancing with a beer mug in hand, celebrates the glorious festival of partying and drinking. Next to it, the inscription reads, "You are what you drink," a bold paraphrase of the saying "You are what you eat."
This shallow barroom wisdom flourishes in the red-lit, worn-out bar where the deepest thoughts can be found on the price tag of a good pint of beer or a shot of pálinka. Here, science and philosophy take a backseat to drunken smiles and the flood of cliché phrases. In places where the big shots and the “wise” drinkers gather, the best advice comes from those who make the worst decisions, and true wisdom hides in the bottoms of emptied glasses.
Alcoholism in Hungary is a true art form, where locals compete daily to discover the most sliding, delectable beverages. Here, not only pálinka but also beer is a national treasure—after all, what could be more important than a well-deserved "thirst-quencher" after work? The answers to life’s big questions always lie at the bottom of a glass: "Why not drink, since we’re going to get old anyway?"
Among the barroom wisdom, alcoholism is a poetic genre, where drunken poets share the most painful truths amid the liveliest dance. The true masters sip on the combination of beer and pálinka while dispensing their greatest wisdom, such as, "Hangovers don't exist; only coffee!" In these bars, everyone is a hero—until they check their wallets.
Ultimately, a good shot of pálinka not only eases tension but also helps forget the most painful truths—at least until we wake up the next morning! Thus, the graffiti serves not just as a piece of art but as a philosophy of life, proclaiming that if you want to find your true self, all you need to do is order a good drink—guaranteed to be a memorable experience!
Gázgyár Street graffiti
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#BudapestGraffiti
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#DrinkLocal
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#ArtAndAlcohol
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how the hell is this any type of nice waiting around for someone missing them constantly how is that supposed to help w/ ur sanity you’re only longing in empty space and time how is this any type of productive romance is so tacky sometimes and people love this shit how is it so natural in our systems to want to partake in social interaction where one seems to accept the gradual or even sudden fondness they have of a certain someone like how the fuck does that make sense it’s like boom here they are in front of your face doing all this great ass shit and somehow it seems bigger than you that your heart can’t even begin to fathom how big an embrace it gives to that other being like it’s wild as shit. then u wake up one day and look forward to hearing their voice or seeing them or being right next to them like what typa voodoo did u do on me nigga i was once w/o u now i think about u constantly and u make me nervous and shy how the hell is that any type of nice i h8 u for it but i luv it like do i have brain damage. then there’s me where all those things apply but there’s more cause i’m trippin so damn hard about what i say and do and i want things to be au naturel but fuck i just want you to think i’m the shit cause i think you are too and i think we’d do gr8 things together nd i wanna kinda give u my world and make u my world and kinda take over together but how the hell do i say that nasty gooey mushy stuuff to you without gagging crying smiling and internally screaming all at the same time. u deserve a gold medal cause u got me all sorts of fucked up got me all feelin like i’m capable of anything and everything and ur hair game stupid i just can’t sometimes how the hell ~romantic~
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