#DO YOU GET ME.

[rose-above-dark]

Gabv1el is everything to me. They’re butch lesbians. They’re toxic yaoi. They’re the archangel and their 4’5 short stack machine side hoe, they’re doomed yuri, they’re hopelessly in love with each other, V1 has no concept of love and is remorseless because of their mechanical nature, V1 is hopelessly smitten, they both take it up the ass, Gabriel will far outlive V1 after his fall, Gabriel will die in 11 hours and they have to fuck right now or else they don’t get the chance to again, they will inevitably be each others ends, they’re T4T, they’re star crossed, Gabriel needs that machine dick now, they try to kill each other on the regular, V1 feels loved for the first time, it’s so toxic that this can only end one way, this is the first time either of them have ever felt loved and the best and most fulfilling relationship they’ve had in untold years, they’re divorced x1000 they’re married x1000, their fight changed both of them fundamentally, V1 and its 6’10 angel wife, they garden together as Gabriel teaches them humanity and finds peace himself, the last bits of humanity and a disgraced being meant to be above it, they need to rip out each others guts now,they need each other carnally, they will die hand in bloodied hand.

[mechagender]

[sevenzinha]

I keep seeing more recent humanized egg fanarts and I notice how the fandom is slowly stopping to draw them as toddlers like before and now their designs are way more mature like teenagers and now I wanna cry

[south-sea]

my favorite genre is when sonic characters are put next to eggman or other things to show just how small they actually are. shadow the hedgehog, most stuffy and serious guy ever, can barely reach the door handle in a normal human house. he needs a booster seat at a restaurant. he can’t ride the roller coaster

[rpfisfine]

he comes to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard but there are also sexual urges and desires

[daz4i]

best genre of fem skk is 1 when they look exactly like canon skk 2 when they act exactly like canon skk. but there's also boobas

[tbcanary]

finally. all my top posts are women. all is right in the world.

[smugglers-sanctuary]

i don't think narinder would have any sort of affection for the lamb given how he's held a grudge against his siblings for literal centuries (so who's to say he wouldn't spend another eternity seething over getting his ass handed to him?) but if he did. he and the lamb would be the kind of couple that breaks up every week only to get back together like 3 days later and their followers are either fed up but afraid of interfering or watching with a bucket of popcorn on hand

[juniemoe]

playing a massive dude with a huge sword in rpgs is something that can feel so personal to me as a nonbinary woman

[petewentzisblack1312]

every blue eyed person should legally be required to wear brown contacts when they go outside. except joe <3 peace and love on earth

hi. tumblr ate this ask completely and just showed it to me now. you are so right. my dream is that 'world where straight is the default' video but with brown eyes. except joe.

[beast-feast]

Whatever bullshit Unity is doing right now better not follow through. This is going to destroy some peoples' livelihoods and decimate the gaming sphere as a whole.

[modwyr]

[earlvsunsets]

mcr was not on hiatus. they were dead and buried and their unhappy rotting corpse was drawn back together and made whole only by the time spent in that grave, as moss and mushrooms and other life that results from decay grew on it and reconnected its broken down tissue and lonely bones. and then it clawed its way out of the dirt back into the sun all on its own with new life in its comfortingly familiar, but changed and aged and rebuilt, form. btw.

[wariocompany]

No words to describe how much I yearn to be listening to shitty radio and fighting for my life against the flies here

[4ggravation]

alhaitham definitely listens to podcasts with those headphones

[pyrotechnicdarts]

going insane thinking about the contrast of vaxs meeting with the raven queen and percys meeting with the raven queen