#DOBUNNY

[takeariskao3]

Dobnny microfic, i promised Hannah Kelce that I’d send you this. I hope to hear your thoughts. Hope I made you laugh, or feel like multishipping Dobnny 🥺 we are a small fandom but we are MIGHTY.

Dobby’s Confession- by Dobnny anon (should I publish and put it on ao3. Fuck what if I do a moodboard. 😳😳😳😳

Ginny had just came home to Grimmauld Place after six hours of grueling Quidditch practice. All she wanted was to shower and-

"Mistress Weasley, I’ve been waiting for you ever since Harry Potter has left to fetch some food from the grocery.” Dobby, her and Harry's elf friend, popped into the hallway of the abandoned Grimmauld Place.

"Hey Dobby, how are you? Did you find any trouble while Harry and I were gone?" Ginny asked him, knowing that Kreacher had tried to give the elf a hard time while they were away.

"Dobby is doing fine Miss Ginny. I just wanted to inform you that dinner is served in the bedroom tonight,” Dobby blushed furiously as he wrung his hands together.

Ginny blushed back, “Uhm, Dobby I think you have things confused I’m-

"Oh, but no, Mistress Weasley, the dinner is being served in the bedroom," Dobby insisted as he began taking off his sock and Ginny began to panic.

"Wait, wait, don't do that, Dobby. What I mean is... Oh, forget it," Ginny gave up, and sighed. She was going to have a serious talk with Harry about the elves when he got back.

"Dobby has a confession to make, it's been eating him up ever since he heard Master Harry say it," Dobby said as his ears began twitching.

"Harry said what?" Ginny asked.

"Master Harry says he is going to make you moan like a banshee.”

Of all things Ginny thought this was the last thing she would have expected to come out of the elf's mouth. She could only stand there dumbfounded as the elf continued.

"You see, Dobby heard you two the other night through the fireplace. When you were saying how much you enjoyed the feel of the tongue and teeth and then the way you were moaning and screaming. You sounded like you were having a really good time. Harry Potter seemed very proud of himself."

"I was not moaning," Ginny insisted, even though her cheeks were flaming red. "And Dobby, what I had with Harry, well, that is a private matter between me and Harry, and it's not appropriate for you to talk about it."

"Dobby is so sorry Mistress Weasley, but please do not punish Dobby, I just wanted to say that I can’t stop thinking of the words you spoke. It excited Dobby,” the elf confessed.

"You what?"

"Dobby wants to please his Mistress too," the elf said, wringing his hands.

Ginny was flabbergasted. This was by far the weirdest shit she had ever encountered, and she had dealt with a possessed fucked up diary back in first year.

"Uh, listen Dobby, you're a good elf, and I know that you are grateful to Harry and I for giving you freedom and clothes and a place to live, but I'm happy with Harry, and I don't want to do...well...whatever it is you're suggesting-

Dobby only giggled and shook his head. "Dobby does not understand how Mistress does not see the obvious. Harry Potter does not please her enough if she has to ask Dobby to please her."

"What? No, that's not what I meant. Dobby, this isn’t-

"No, Mistress, please I see the way you look at him. But you fail to see the fire in my eyes. Dobby has been watching you since Harry Potter and you moved in here, and Dobby likes the way you walk. And when you sit on the couch. When you read those magazines, and your lips part and your hand touches the page, Dobby smells the magazine every night.”

Ginny’s eyes widened, was that why Dobby always insisted on picking up her Witch Weekly magazine after she was done reading it?

"And you know what Dobby really loves? It's when you wear the tight t-shirts. The ones with the low neck and the high waist. The ones that make Dobby think about touching you."

“No, Dobby this isn’t right, have you lost your shit. Wait did Ron put you up to this because I told Hermione that he didn’t like the pasta she had made him the other day, and-

"Harry Potter has the magic hands," the elf interrupted. "And the magic tongue. But Dobby knows he can do better. Dobby wants to touch you, and he can.”

“Magic- what the fuck are you on about Dobby? Listen, I think I need to go and lie down for a while, and you can tell Harry-

"Oh, yes, Mistress, please let Dobby take care of you.”

“No! Absolutely fucking not.”

“Dobby even made us a ship name-

“What in the Merlin’s saggy left ballsack is a ship name? Never mind, I don't care, I'm just going to go now-

"Please, Mistress Weasley, please, let me take care of you."

"No, Dobby, this is just wrong on so many levels, and-

"It’s Dobnny!” Donny shouted before Ginny could leave the room.

"Excuse me?"

"That's our ship name. It's called Dobnny. Dobby and Ginny, see?"

"Oh, no, no, no," Ginny said, shaking her head and pointing a finger at the elf. "You listen here, you little nutter, there is no us. There is no ship. Or aeroplane, or even broomstick! There is no Dobnny. There is Harry and there is Ginny, and that's it. We are just friends-”

"And Dobby has the magic tongue."

"Dobby, there is no magic-

"Oh yes, there is. Dobby has been practising, and Dobby is sure that he will make you happy. Dobby can show you how he has been practising. On... on a carrot," Dobby squeaked, blushing again.

“WHAT THE FUCK! Is that why we didn’t have any carrots- no-no I’m not even going there, I think I’m going to vomit. Oh, god-

"No, no, no, it was just once, I swear. Just to practise."

"Just to practise, are you serious right now. Are you bloody kidding me," Ginny asked, exasperated.

Before Ginny could end the madness of this conversation, she heard a chuckle. Better yet she heard his chuckle, that git was in here.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER, YOU GET YOUR ARSE OUT HERE, NOW!"

She was going to murder him. He had obviously put the elf up to this. He was in the room the whole time, and she was going to make him pay.

She waited in silence before shaking her head, “fine, guess you’ll be getting real close to your left hand-”

“Oi!” Harry shouted, as he shook off the invisibility cloak, and stood there, his hair a mess, his eyes glinting, and his lips twitching with the hint of a smile.

Ginny couldn’t believe he was smiling. She was going to kill him.

“Why are you so angry, Gin? You don’t ship Dobnny?” Harry smirked, his hands were in his pockets as he slowly strolled up to her.

"This is not a laughing matter, Harry! It's not funny!"

“I know it’s not, for a second there I thought you were going to jump on Dobby’s offer when he said magic tongue and magic fingers.” Harry bit back a chuckle as he watched Ginny glare at him.

"Why are you such an arse!” Ginny rolled her eyes, and shook her head.

“Simple. You left told you mum that me and Ron-”

“Your Wheezy?” Ginny corrected making Harry roll his eyes this time.

“Careful now, you know how I feel about redheads.”

“Oh yes, I’ll make sure you stay clear off aunt Muriel, just in case you decide you like older women-”

“Oi! Don’t make me vomit”

TBC?

Scale of 1 to Dobnny OTP, what’s my rating?

🥺

I AM!!!!! SHITTTINNGGG

@corneliaavenue-ao3

[thesilicontribesman]

Iron Age Dobunnic Coin Pellet Tray Fragments, Bagendon, Corinium Museum, Cirencester

[boynextdoors]

dobunny

[blueiscoool]

Metal Detectorist Finds Rare 2,000-Year-Old Celtic Coin

A metal detectorist says he did a “jig of joy” after turning up an “exceptionally rare” 2,000-year-old Celtic coin worth thousands of pounds.

Grandfather Mike Taylor couldn’t contain his excitement after finding the rose gold stater while searching farmland in Bishton, near Gwent, South Wales.

fter getting an “iffy” signal from his detector, he dug down four inches before uncovering the coin, struck during the reign of Antedios, an Iceni ruler, from 20-47AD.

The incredibly detailed coin, thought to be worth £4,000, depicts a triple-tailed horse alongside a cross, crescent, six-spoked wheel and pellets.

It bears the tree emblem of the Dobunni, an Iron Age tribe living in Britain prior to the Roman conquest.

The name of Antedios is inscribed in full with a Greek letter, which is unusual as abbreviations were more common.

A Timeline Auctions spokesman said: “This variant is rare because it features the complete name of the ruler, unlike most coins where part of the name is missing.

“Additionally, the ruler’s name is inscribed with the Greek letter Θ, whereas it is usually written with the letter ‘D’. It is a well-centred example with sharp details.

“Only one other example with this lettering is recorded, and our example also includes three extra pellets behind the tail. This makes it an exceptionally rare and beautiful coin in lustrous rose gold.”

Antedios remained neutral during the Roman invasion of 43AD and was made a client of Rome.

[ikaroony]

funky lil dna test results

(Optional backstory)

So I took an AncestryDNA test when I was young and I found it not as reliable as I wanted. Ethnicity estimates would change frequently and also it told me I was English and I didn’t want to be. Sorry to my English friends, but current spinterest is Irish/Celtic Culture and at one point it said I was majority Scottish and now doesn’t.

I wanted to get a second opinion from sites that use the same method as Ancestry (recent heritage report) and some other sites that use the DNA found in archaeological dig sites to better place exactly where you come from.

I found out that while I am made of genes from Englishmen, these are Celtic Britons and Celtic Dobunni, among others. These are Celts that moved to England at some point, thereby mixing with the population there. This just goes to show you should always try to use multiple methods of research :)

Now, onto the funnies

[ID: an image showing a pie chart with only blue and grey. The blue is correlated to Northwestern Europe, which says 55.9% next to it. Below this says Other European, with text reading ‘NEXT WEEK.’ A caption reads “WEEKLY INSTALLMENTS FOR MY DNA HERITAGE????”]

(Website: genomelink.io )

[ID: A trait that says “Instant Gratification” The percentage is not shown and a lock is placed over this. Above text reads “Coming Soon”]

Well, isn’t that ironic? Also why are we doing this as patch updates. It’s MY dna. Gimme the info

(website: genomelink.io )

[ID: An image of two ethnicity estimates. One says “Central Europe” at 97.8%, and the other says “Ashkenazi Jew” at 2.2%]

Kyle from South Park vibesss~ /j

I actually don’t know how true this is. From what I can find online, Ashkenazi Jews are from eastern Europe. Other DNA results do not show a match to ethnicity in any country further east than Norway.

(website: tellmegen.com)

[ID: A map showing “ancestry composition” The only area highlighted is Europe, to which it says 100%]

fuckin’ brill, thanks. never would’ve guessed. /s

(website: tellmegen.com)

[ID: an image showing a pie chart and a graphic that states “DNA Saga: Your past comes alive.” The pie chart shows the following ethnicities from most to least: Celtic Dobunni, Celts, Celtic Britons, Franks, Gaels, Anglo Saxons, Vandals, Visigoths, and a few additional small percentages that are unlabeled]

Ah, this one might be my favorite!!! Celtic roots from Irishmen who moved to England. I’m finally vilified.

(Website: mytrueancestry.com )

[chenlesoulmate]

[neocitizen]

I love this man & I’m looking for new dozennie moots!!

[honeypressed]

dude... doyoung..... everything about this man..... fuck..... hes out here being so goddamn Perfect..... his vocals.... his dancing..... his humour...... im in my doyoung loving hours and so should everyone else be

[sftwinko]

college boyfriend Doyoung!!

[takeariskao3]

Dobunny, dobnny or dobbny I don’t care how that anon spells it or the way you or @corneliaavenue-ao3 pronounces it. But holy fucking shit that dobnny fic was funny and I can’t keep the image of dobby with carrots out of my fucking mind! I legit just bought some carrots today! Also, Harry being the one behind this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can’t believe I’m saying this but dobnny anon do you have any more crazed up fics?

What did you expect when you got the ask, Hannah? Because legit I lost my shit while reading this.

i totally lost it!! snorted my water, choked on my laughter, LOST IT!!!!

dobnny? i think to be true to the spellings Lmao

[thesilicontribesman]

Iron Age 40 to 50 Year Old Dobunni Female Boundary Ditch Burial, Bagendon, Corinium Museum, Cirencester

[boynextdoors]

gifing dobunny

[raibebe]

pupno's gf after just having her baby placed on her chest after childbirth: he's perfect. ... and if anyone tries to take it away from us, it'll be over my cold dead body 😇 (and then she falld asleep minutes later bc that shit is EXHAUSTING) uncle doyoung is in the hallway and very proud of what he just overheard, strongly seconds the sentiment.

Yes 🥺

“If anything was ever to happen to him, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself” energy. 100%.

[myeonghao-blog]

some of dotae moments from the latest nct life

[taebreez]

Doyoung and his feathers

[honeypressed]

doyoung rly said he can be a sugar d*ddy with his whole heart huh