#DOLPH HAS A HAIRCUT!!!!

[queeniecamps]

Camp Camp Special Preview!

HOES WIN!!!!

(Roosterteeth's official statement on Instagram)

"You already know we missed Camp Camp so much that we made this year’s theme for RTX “camp!” Bringing Camp Camp for an episode at RTX has inspired some thoughtful discussion about the actors who bring life to these characters we’ve followed closely for 4 seasons. At Rooster Teeth, we want to ensure that we continue to uplift diverse voices in our company, community, and content. We weren’t sure if we were ever going to be able to make more episodes of this show, but we knew that if we did, we wanted to make sure we were uplifting the appropriate voices. We are proud of the representation Max, Nerris, and Gwen offer, and per commonplace industry standards, we’ve collectively decided the best way to honor them is to further that representation in partnership with the voice actors. We'd like to take this opportunity to welcome @BlackKrystel as Nerris, @KaitlinBex as Gwen, and @KrishnaTheKumar as Max as they all join the Camp Camp casting lineup!"

[mockingbirdshymn]

way too many camp camp headcanons? why not

part six: dolph

he will never grow a mustache. bows thank you thank you everyone

he has a dog, as mentioned in Part 5!! a german shepherd named frieda, who he's had since he was about six. i hc him to be nine, so the dog is about three and a half or so years old.

dolph's parents are divorced. his father met his mother, who was born and raised in germany, while he stayed in germany on an army base due to his position in the military. they met, fell in love, and had dolph. i like to think his name was a joke the two had while dolph's mother was pregnant, but they blanked when he was actually born and went with it. dolph's parents divorced when he was eight, and he moved back to america with his father. he grew up in germany on the army base and picked up the accent, and because he visited his various german relatives, he can also fluently speak the language. his mother's side of the family is big on candy making, and he made candies with his uncle and grandmother when he still lived in germany. after the divorce, when he moved back to the US, he misses them a lot.

dolph has autism, because it's stated in S4's "cameron campbell can't handle the truth serum" or whatever its called, and i also like to project onto him

dolph will grow up to get accepted into an art school. he won't become famous or anything, or even well-known, but as an adult he'll make a decent salary off of his art. he works side-jobs, but art is his main income.

during 5th grade, when dolph learns about WW2, he goes "o h." he has a good heart and doesn't want to end up like he who shall not be named. he probably gets a haircut too.

dolph has an entire drawer full of neatly organized art supplies, with every pencil, crayon, eraser, colored pencil, paintbrush, paint, watercolor, etc. you could think of.

dolph's room is always clean, because he can't handle a messy environment. he says it 'sufocates his creativity'.

dolph is friends with preston! not good friends, but dolph will make art/props/backgrounds for preston's plays in exchange for favors/money. they both respect each other's crafts.

dolph became friends with nerris and nikki when the two checked up on him to see if he was okay during candy kingpin. they became closer and eventually ended up being good friends and helped dolph learn what a healthy friendship actually is

dolph has a wall in his room that he painted various drawings on himself. galaxies, feilds, roses, rainbows, clouds, animals, people, everything you can think of. it looks pretty, and he intends to paint every wall in his room- including the ceiling, which he wants to paint like the night sky.

dolph gets sick pretty often. weak ass immune system. what makes it worse is that he's allergic to several medicines, so he just suffers through the illness half the time.

dolph likes reading! specifically non-fiction, especially autobiographies. he typically draws scenes from the books he reads, and gifts them to the author through the mail- that is, if the author is still alive and has an avalible adress.

he insists his father hangs up the art pieces he's proud of around the house. only three are currently up- his dad says that's the limit, and if he wants to put another up, he has to take one down.

dolph's mother/german side of the family is supportive of his artsy talents. his father isn't, because he believes men should be manly, and art isn't manly to him.

dolph can solve a rubix cube! not fast, but he's able to do it. he has a rubix cube in his room that he painted so each side is a different well-known art piece.

anything dolph can paint in the house, he's painted. old book covers, mugs, flowerpots, doors, all of it.

dolph's mostly a painter, but he's trying to discover new artistic styles, such as drawing, watercolor, hyperrealistic art (he's bad at it and gives up eventually), etc. he sticks to painting in the end, but the extra experience helps him in the future.

thats all for the tiny boy

[kira-bitz]

We are already reaching the end of this set! It has been more than a year since I published Max asdf. Now it is turn of the little artist Dolph, and in honor of the end of Shingeki no Kyojin I gave him a haircut similar to Levi's 🤣.

As for the outfit, I tried to move it away from his previous military style to give it a more springy look 🍃🌿🌱. Hope you like it!

Other campers:

Max | Preston | Nikki | Harrison | Nerris | Neil | Ered | Space Kid | Dolph | Nurf

Flower Scouts - Teen version Set:

Sasha

[forestwater87]

Odd question. If you were doing a wing fic (shorthand: everyone has some kind of wings on their back; up to you if they're always out or if they can be banished and summoned at will) for Camp Camp, what kind of wings would the cast have?

Oooh I love wing fics! Hmmm, let’s see . . . 

David’s would be a little small for his age/size, and he’d probably be kind of embarrassed about that. He can still fly just fine with them -- which he’d say, defensively, if anyone pointed them out -- and they’re very fluffy, white, with little speckles of green flecked throughout.

Now I know most wing fics stick with feathered wings, but it did occur to me that some sort of insectlike wings -- all delicate-looking and iridescent like the surface of a bubble -- would also suit him very well. They’d be a bit more natural and forest-y, but would still have that element of embarrassment and shyness (he was probably called “fairy” a lot growing up, and it’d be a sore spot for him).

That being said, the idea of David having massive wings was suggested by @ciphernetics​, and I must admit that the idea of him either wrapping them around people to protect or comfort them is super cute. Also in a protective moment he could like fwoosh, out they come to shield the campers and it’d be badass. It’s not my preferred hc for him, but there are some lovely ways to play with it.

Gwen’s would be . . . serviceable. Dull, easily overlooked, probably some shade of gray or that kind of dun mousy brown that looks greyish in the right light, bigger than David’s but neither unusually large or small, not especially fluffy but not kind of molted the way some sick people’s are . . . they’re just sort of there. (She was probably nicknamed Pigeon by a lot of people, both as an affectionate term and a derogatory one. And like pigeons’ wings, there are little patches of color among her wings that are hard to see unless you’re looking for them it’s a metaphor get it? aren’t I clever ohoho)

Campbell’s are humongous. The biggest wings ever. He is a mountain of a man, with massive pure-white wings. Some people are convinced he genetically modified them somehow, and they do have this uncanny radioactive glow in the dark but don’t worry about that, it’s perfectly natural and not at all suspicious!

The fun thing about this is that they can get increasingly bedraggled as Season 3 progresses, until they’re drooping and muddy.

Quartermaster has bat wings. I don’t give a fuck if literally every other character has angel wings, QM’s are bats and that’s just the way it has to be.

I like the idea of the campers having small wings that can fit under their clothes, because they haven’t really grown in yet. I imagine maybe Nurf might be an exception, since he seems to be either older or just bigger than the other campers, but for the most part those kiddos look just like their normal selves. That being said, a few ideas of what they might look like grown up:

Max -- black, maybe a little big for his age, like a crow or raven’s wings. When he gets annoyed they puff up and slip out of his hoodie, and it’s a pain to put them back in which annoys him even more and gets them more puffy and hard to stuff back . . . it’s a constant struggle. Pity the poor kid.

Neil -- I’m torn between going with his hair color and giving him some hawklike brown-and-white wings, which I think would look nice with his coloring, and just going hog-wild and giving him wings like a bluebird because of his eyes. I think the latter would be too showy and embarrass him, but there’s something kinda cute about that too. His wings would be like his dad: impossible to ignore and much louder and more obnoxious (in his POV) than they need to be.

Nikki -- big and flecked with golden-orange. Of all the characters I think hers would have the most modifications, because as a kid/young adult she wasn’t careful with them and got them all torn up -- maybe to the point where she can’t even fly with them. But she has Neil and he’s a smart cookie, so I like to think of her wings having a vaguely-steampunk element of mechanisms and patches keeping them together.

Harrison -- white or a very light gray, like a dove’s. He paints the tips gold when he’s older as part of his illusionist costume.

Nerris -- I’m just thinking pure eastern bluebird, orange at the base and then exploding into brilliant blue. I think she’d love how flashy they are.

Ered -- Somehow I want her to have dragon wings. I have no idea why, or how, but I think it’d be extremely cool, and Ered is nothing if not cool. Especially if they’re really rare, almost unheard of, and she’s put a lot of work into transforming herself from the tomboyish freak with the demon wings and gay dads into something to be envious of. Besides, it’s easier to do sick stunts without having to worry about your feathers getting caught on stuff.

Nurf -- All right, I wanna get emo for a moment and say that his wings have been hacked either partly or entirely off by the time he’s an adult. We know he’s been abused in canon, and I think that people like that would go for the easiest target to hurt you, and that target is probably the delicate feathered things sticking out of your back. Bonus points if they’re somehow kind of girly, which coincides with his more sensitive nature and how he initially wanted to do ballet as a kid (especially since I don’t think that was well-received by his family). So, like . . . what remains are very fluffy and sweet-looking, maybe pink or pale yellow and orange or something, but they’re either little stubs he covers up all the time or they’ve got big chunks missing out of them but who’s gonna point that out to the huge guy with a pissed-off expression?

Preston -- Rainbow, like the most extravagant bird of paradise. Does he paint them himself, or are they as natural as he claims? 

Dolph -- Probably something very average and serviceable, in the brown/gray/white family, but they’re always speckled with paint because he’s not very careful with them and especially the long feathers at the bottom trail along the ground while he’s painting, or get stuck to his art if he turns around too suddenly.

Space Kid -- I’m thinking of a duck, for some reason. Partly because they’re aquatic and I just connect the ocean and space for some reason, partly because they’re very ordinary and that’s kind of how SK rolls, and partly because ducks can just flap for insane distances without getting tired (thank you Animorphs!). Space Kid is like that, I think -- very diligent, keeps his head down and gets things done, not very bright but he works so hard it makes up for a lot, and that’s why he’s going to be an astronaut someday. Mallards have those pretty green feathers, too, and I think those would look nice with Space Kid’s eyes.

Jasper -- Peacock. Obviously. He is the most garishly-dressed person in the show and his wings would match. Not that you’ll ever know, because he never gets to grow up and have real wings :( 

So those are the mains! As for some of the less-important characters, I don’t really have too many interesting ideas, but a few throwaway ones:

The Flower Scouts all have pink wings, either feathers or bug/fairy ones. I think maybe Tabii has a chunk missing from one of hers, from a fight or something, and the other girls made a patch so no one can tell and she can fly properly. Erin’s might be just slightly different colors -- one with an orangey tint, one with a blue.

A fun thing about bug wings is they could buzz when the girls are angry. So Sasha’s are basically always going, poor thing.

The Woodscouts probably have their wings bound, clipped, and constantly ready for combat flying. I’m thinking, like, the military-haircut version of wings.

Daniel’s . . . I mean, I don’t care about Daniel because he’s trash, but I do love the idea that they’re not naturally white and he dyes them. It’s my favorite Daniel hc and I need it to appear in every AU.

So that about covers it!

EXCEPT

Then I was talking with Ciphernetics about wing AUs, and I mentioned that in some wing fics (namely the awesome one by setepenre-set, though there are probably others) the wings’ size are based on how loved someone is. Which led to the below cuteness. Warning: shameless Gwenvid and Makkiel ahead, along with me insisting that Cameron Campbell isn’t the worst person in the entire world because I’m love him

Ciphernetics: Max’s wings growing during camp!Max voice: who the FUCK is loving me I specifically requested the opposite of thisDavid: You can even fit them in your hoodie anymore awwwwMax, struggling to pull it on over his wings: the hell I can't

Forestwater:(what if they come in the color of the person who loves you's hair)(so at first it's just this line of red that he knows is fucking David, goddamnit and then all of a sudden start sprouting these mint green and brown ones and my ship takes off)

Ciphernetics: Max, disgusted, throwing an auburn feather at David: get LOSTMax, looking over his shoulder in the mirror at the brown ones gathering at the tips and the mint ones scattered chaotically throughout: huh

Forestwater:Oh no what about when Nikki and Neil's start getting flecked with black, small and easily tugged out like they're ashamed of being there

Ciphernetics: The small really curly little feathery down that like to hide under other feathers(Gwen's had auburn in her wings since almost the first summer but lately it's started to overpower the rest of the colours. Not completely, it's just... Noticeable how much of it is the same colour now.)(She knew David loved people quickly and easily, it's just suddenly a lot more)(or she just wasn't paying attention)

Forestwater:What on earth would David's reaction be to suddenly finding some of Gwen's?I like the idea of her feathers being two-toned

Ciphernetics: I'd love if he's had a very small, slowly growing patch since they met (just a handful more each summer) but some event happens and suddenly there's a lotOh absolutely two tonedHey how about some angst;David's been waiting his whole life for Campbell's hair colourToday at 9:32 AMHe'd never say it but Campbell makes so many throwaway jokes about David being the son he never wanted but it rings a little hollow when there's not when one little brown/grey feather

Forestwater:until the end of season 3 when there's like . . . twoLISTEN I NEED MY TRASH GRANDPA

So that’s just a little bit of extra silliness for added angst/romance/fluff.

Hope this answer isn’t too long, but I was having fun.

[dolph-appreciation]

I recently started following you and it was a crazy coincidence that the very next day an episode about Dolph came out and everything you believe?? So accurate and I can’t believe people don’t like this sweet boy like gosh man,,, I’m really glad there was no nazi jokes (maybe Campbell’s comment about a haircut, but I don’t consider it too much) and there was an honest focus of how he just wants to fit in and be included and liked and GOSH I love him so much,,,,,

Yes, I can’t believe we actually got a full episode about Dolph! (Other than Reigny Day.) I love it so much and this wonderful sweet boy is so, so good and actually very pure. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more maternal in my life before to be honest, except maybe about my kitten. But still.

And yeah, I don’t consider Campbell’s comment to really be a Nazi joke either, more a suggestion. I do wonder if there was anything suspect about his painting, but I’m not exactly an expert on WWII photos or art, so I don’t really know. I kind of hope not, because it’s really really nice to have an episode about Dolph that doesn’t focus on the jokes about him. 

Although, now I just really want a follow-up, either a full episode or a piece of one, where Dolph gets real friends. I feel like he’d get along really well with Preston (artsy kids) and Space Kid (sweet kids), and maybe Ered (although I think he might find it a bit difficult to talk to her, since he probably has a little bit of a crush on her). 

[winecountrygirl]

Some random observations about the Tokyo Olympics:

The volleyball court color palette looks like it was designed by Lisa Frank. She wasn’t allowed to add unicorns, rainbows, or shiny penguins, which makes me sad.

The “Russian” team (aka the ROC) coach for men’s volleyball has Dolph Lungren’s haircut from Rocky IV.

Conversely, I’m seeing a lot of 90s boy band haircuts on the US team. I think some of them even started singing “Bye Bye Bye”.

That’s all.

[diefortumbrl]

A Really bad haircut..... P4 (Fan Ep XD

(The Flower Scouts location)

Sasha, Erin and Tabii are having tea, talking about shit we don’t wanna hear…

(Dolph barges threw the windows)

(Dolph runs across the table)

“PARDON ME LADIES”!

Sasha, Erin, Tabii looks at him stunned!

Erin is slightly smitten…..

Max then comes crashing threw the windows! Running after Dolph at full sped! (Not caring that he has cuts all over his face…)

*The Flower Scouts scream*

They focus their attention on Max until David then carefully comes in, avoiding the pieces of glass everywhere.

David’s slightly embarrassed that the FlowerScouts had to see his awful hair.

(That wasn’t what the FlowerScouts are thinking at all….)

“Have a nice a tea gals”

Finally Nikki comes in and jumps on David’s head leaving him crashing to the table with another one of his girlish screams.

“HURRY UP SLOW COACH”!

Nikki runs past the FlowerScouts who now have a WTF looks……

(Cuts to the Wood Scouts location)

Pikeman: Well done Wood Scouts, we have successfully upgraded our rope course!

Now all we nee-

*Dolph jumps down from the wall*

Pikeman: "A NEW TARGET" "QUICK GRAB HIM, WE NEED MORE FUCKING RECRUITS"!!!

Dolph is alarmed! He quickly dodges Petrol and Snake! Now to standing in Dolphs way.... Jermy Fartz ....

Jermy farts attempts then to grab him! He inhales heavily....

Dolph quickly jumps over him!

Not that long, Max then comes shooting in! Banging into Petrol and Snake, sending them crashing into the ground! Max then zooms through the rope course!

Then makes one epic landing XD The rope course bursts into flames...

Dolph is fucking stunned and alarmed at the same time.... He quickly lifts his other leg over the wall and jumps!

Max continues to find and destroy his target.....

David and Nikki then follow after Max, avoiding the fames.... Passing by a horrified Pikeman.... Staring at his once magnificent rope course....

Petrol and Snake rush to put out the flame! Jermy accidentally farts and the flame expands even more....

P5......

[phoenixlightsdebunked]

Sometimes things age well. Wine, GW Bush who is apparently popular on account of being someone who had the title POTUS and despite being tremendously inept, isn’t called Donald Trump (who seems to be doing a good job as far as I can see from here in London <shrugs>). Masters of the Universe actually does something that most sci-fi movies outside of Ridley Scott Bladerunner….actually remain the same as it was when it was released. Sci-fi isn’t a genre that ages well unlike horror and love stories where emotions make them ageless. However, notorious Gary Goddards (party buddy of young young YOUNG men and Bryan Singers 1987) Masters of the Universe is as crap today as it was back in 1987.

Masters of the Universe is almost masterful in its lack of charm. Its plot is listless Conan sword fighting here, a splash of Superman opening credits, a lot of Star Wars knock off (like all black “troopers” with guns, the leftovers from Jedi), but also lots of other eighties tropes done badly. There’s Back to the Future–on an extreme badly spent budget annoying teens thing. And whatever else was flavourless enough for Gary to do an even worse impression of it.

He-Man and Prince Adam combined together become the Golem with each holding visual elements relating to him and clothing. Note the positions of He-Mans hands when doing his iconic sword grab (that always looked painful) against the top classic and recognised menacing Golem pose.

The biggest problem, besides it being too long, too cheap while costing buckets of cash, and too poorly written, is cinematographer Hanania Baer. The Universe is BIG, whether in its sets or even a paintings (on the other planet, not Earth). Baer can’t shoot anything to capture the scale, not the sets, not the bad costumes, not even LA locations which look like NY backstreets somehow. There’s one action sequence with Dolph Lundgren and Courteney Cox fighting off bounty hunters  in a junk yard or warehouse. The lighting doesn’t match which really screws up the suspension of disbelief that you haven’t got.

However, if Masters of the Universe has a plus then it’s Bryan Singer and Gary Goddards OTHER party buddy (betcha didn’t know that, eh?) Frank Langella’s camp romp as Skeletor.

Eternia of the cartoon was an update of the 1920s Jewish Legend German expressionist movie along with some other German expressionist movie for Skeletor but it had a weird fun homoerotic campness to it. What were the secrets that He-Man was guarding for Castle Greyskull? Despite loads of steroided up guys and hot sorcerers in Eternia, no couples (Teela was ADOPTED), just a bunch of oversized dudes wearing questional gear. He-man had a womans haircut and fooled no one when he just changed clothes, Skeletor sounded like Kenneth Williams and orco had a ring on his clothes and it appeared that someone had shagged the legs off of him.

Despite all of these things in the hands of Gary Goddard who at all other times was a huge fan of things gay (and young boys with his pals Langella, Ian Mcellan and adrenochrome junkie Bryan Singer), he managed one single whipping scene. That’s it. As a straight male even I can wonder why every set wasnt just a collection of sugestive looking objects with chained up dudes all over the place.

Skeletors character was also drawn from the expressionist era, Von morgens bis mitternachts or From Morn to Midnight.

Alas, this movie was so bad that even super-gay Gary Goddard (party pals with 15 year old looking Bryan Singer, Ian “Gandalf” Mcellan and Frank vampire Langella) managed to mess up what he is apparently best at outside of work.

If a time machine is made then this movie should be stopped and left in development hell. If ever anything was worth chancing the cross dimensional ripple for this was it!

1/10 So bad that I would rather stare at a dot on a piece of paper for 1.5 hours.

Master of the Universe over 30 years old, Gary Goddards movie agelessly abysmal as it was in 1997 Sometimes things age well. Wine, GW Bush who is apparently popular on account of being someone who had the title POTUS and despite being tremendously inept, isn't called Donald Trump (who seems to be doing a good job as far as I can see from here in London <shrugs>).

[saint-yaint]

Raw Synopsis 1/7/19 (If Dean aint gonna beat Br*ck’s ass behind a Denny’s I will, all fax no printer!)

Lashley and Rollins fighting o dear

John is wearing a hat, yall must’ve roasted the shit out of his haircut

BIG DADDY DREW DONT CARE ABOUT JOHN CENA

Drew really roasted John’s haircut, and John took offense to that

Drew is looking like a hearty ass meal tonight :)

Drew bby you didn’t break the shield but you did kill Dolph and you did torture Kurt

“JOHN LOOK AT ME!” John looked at him real quick

John is sad, he is royal rumbling now

John v Drew

LIO SHUT THE FUCK LIL BOY, let em fight

If yall want me to suplex Lio Rush hit me up! :)

Seth where you come from?He’s beating Lashley’s ass again

Dean GO BACK IN THE BACK

Everyone fighting on the ramp again

Finn wanted to get in on this action

It’s basically a New Year’s party brawl

now it’s a 6 man tag match

DEAN HAS A CHAIN ON HIS PANTS, <noice> Edgy Pri

Drew wants Finn to fight for him

Drew McIntyre please verabally degrade me. Please and thank you my favorite Scottish thickums :).

“vintage  John Cena” sweety bring back the Doctor of Thugganomics then we see vintage John Cena

Finn with that beautiful ass dropkick

Drew said YEET

Let my long hair baes duke it out

DAMN SETH!  you did that honeybun!

Seth’s Superkick store *frogsplashes not included*

Seth won this YAY

Seth WANTS the IC title, he about to fuck something up

SETH’S GROWLING!!!?!?!?!?! Are we getting the Alpha!Seth we deserve??!?!?!? please say yes

FUCK YOU TERRY, ya burnt orange cunt

[READACTED BY REQUEST OF THE ILLUMINONOS] aka I am leaving my tv until that orange hillbilly is off my screen

ok the racist tangerine is gone

IF COREY’S WEIRD ASS DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GOLD TROLL

Yay Roode and Gable are here.Them outfits are lit

The Revival looking determined tonite

My crystal velvet boys won yet again but you know the Revival needs to stop being screwed over

Commentary table conspiracy theories

Hi Elias, wanna walk to the store? :)

Let Elias finish his song

Baron why are you still in a damn vest? I am in confusion 

Why he come to the ring in a vest only to take it off? tf?

In this house we ignore Corey Graves

Baron won, why?

Prison Dad bout to be censored and but needs to talk to us

Dean may not be having fun but he looks nice

Braun deserves better than fighting a damn curio cabinet to get a title that hasn’t been seen in months. There are better opponents for Braun

OF COURSE BROCK LESNAR FUCKING LEAVES,HE DON’T  DO SHIT ANYWAY. the tomato faced cunt

Yay Jinder & Alicia and the party squad is here. they are a perfect team

Ember and Apollo is here also yay !

*good match incoming*

WHY WAS THAT MATCH SO FUCKING QUICK?

LET ALICIA WIN IN 2019 PLEASE!!!!!

Alexa’s makeup is on point!!

COREY IS CREEPING AGAIN

“A Moment of Bliss” just straight up turned into the Ricki Lake show and Alexa did really well.

They better not feed Sasha to Roomba’s inflated fucking ego.

Nia wanna rematch cause Seff got one, NIa waits impaitently.

Bayley locking horns with Tamina

I am the screaming child when Sasha got slammed on that trunk

Nia and Sasha are going tf through it gahdamn

Sasha won yay

Let’s see Alpha!Seth and PrisonDad!Dean go at it

DAMN SETH HE AIN’T PLAYING

They fighting backstage, watch these fuckers gonna be in the damn parking lot soon

Shout out to the ref 

fuck yo announce table

they’re in the crowd

murder is legal here

BOBBY GET YOUR ASS FROM OUT HERE

fuck lashley

a fucking table , really

Seth is gonna kill everyone just watch

[latestnews2018-blog]

Dolph Ziggler Was Almost Kurt Angle's Protegee, But Ended Up In The Spirit Squad

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Dolph Ziggler Was Almost Kurt Angle's Protegee, But Ended Up In The Spirit Squad

Dolph Ziggler has come a long way since starting in WWE. His first gimmick was a caddy for Charvo Guerrero Jr’s “Kerwin White” character. He was then repackaged into a member of a troupe of male cheerleaders.

Before The Spirit Squad became a reality, Ziggler was told WWE had a much more exciting plan for him. He discussed this turn in his career’s path during Chasing Glory with Lilian Garcia. Zigger joked about being frustrated with WWE “twelve of the thirteen years I’ve been here,” before going into one early instance where the company’s creative decisions didn’t go to his liking.

“A little before I got called up to do the Spirit Squad I was told by the in-between when you’re hearing you’re gonna get called up to WWE, the main roster. They were like, ‘hey they really like that you have an amateur wrestling background’ and I had my crew cut, my military haircut. They go, ‘it’s great that you have no tattoos, we’re kinda looking at you as Kurt Angle’s protegee or something.’

“If Kurt Angle hadn’t won that gold medal and came to WWE I might not have even got a chance. But because he was so good and he did so well when he got here they’re like, ‘maybe we can give some smaller guys a try and because of him I got a chance to work here. And they go, hey maybe we consider you as his protegee and I go, ‘what? This is the craziest thing ever!’ Cut to four weeks later and I’m a cheerleader with four other guys, but still the thought was there that maybe that was gonna happen.”

The Spirit Squad was a heel faction that drew a massive amount of heat from the fans. Their run consisted of working with top names in pro wrestling which helped them along immensely. Ziggler continued to discuss how The Spirit Squad was seen as a joke, yet they were still in the main event.

“It just became a rotating cast of legends. It was like Dusty Rhodes, Roddy Piper, Ric Flair and it never ended and it was like, ‘Woah.’ We were learning stuff that other people didn’t get a chance to learn like on a regular basis we were very spoiled. We were kinda seen as jokes but also we were fighting DX in the main event of a pay-per-view in a cage or something.”

Ziggler knew The Spirit Squad couldn’t last forever. He saw it as a second chance with WWE after being fired as White’s caddy. All the while, Ziggler knew he had to step it up and give WWE a reason to keep him around.

“When we finished the Caddy I go, ‘aw I’m fired, okay… oh I get a second chance I’m gonna try to do everything I can if this is it,’ even being a cheerleader bummed me out, but I go: ‘if this is it I’m gonna give them every opportunity to go we need this guy on the roster.’ So we did the year, I tried to learn everything I could. I was still okay but at a year-and-a-half in, two years… you can be okay but not great you know.

“Then that came to an end and they go, ‘don’t worry we have plans for you guys. One of you guys doesn’t really know what you’re doing yet we’ll worry about him later but we have some plans’ and next week we were not at TV. Then travel is canceled and I go, ‘okay if I get fired now I did everything I could, we did a year run where I listened to everybody I tried to have psychology, tired to learn everything.

“I go, ‘but if I get a chance to get called back I wanna be the best wrestler they have that there’s no reason for me to ever get taken off the roster again or fired or anything. So I went from the three practices a day I was doing to five practices a day and going to OVW shows and going there early and having a practice match in the ring before the show started.

“I just wanted to have every — if they give me a chance I don’t want them to have a reason to send me back. That’s what drove me to be better than I should be. It was half the time we were a joke but half the time we were in main events of pay-per-views and with five of us we could make up for it.”

After DX and Ric Flair defeated The Spirit Squad in a five-on-three handicap match on November 27th, 2006, the faction of male cheerleaders was disbanded. Triple H and Shawn Michaels placed The Spirit Squad in a crate stamped with “OVW, Louisville, Kentucky” and the group was off WWE television after that. He went on to discuss why WWE decided to break up the faction and what they were told beforehand.

“For months they go, ‘any day this could be over’ and then when they said that we’d go win the Tag Titles and go do something else so you never know,” Ziggler said when he was asked if he was told why the Spirit Squad was broken up. “It was to get another team some heat in a third-teir for a story on the main event of the show and then that was the end of us. I said, ‘that didn’t really help us, but you know we had a year run.'”

If you use any portion of the quotes in this article please credit Chasing Glory With Lilian Garcia with a H/T to Wrestling Inc for the transcription

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UFC fighter Sage Northcutt wants to play Ivan Drago’s son in ‘Creed 2.’ Here’s why he’s a perfect choice.

Matthew Jussim Today

Lightweight UFC fighter Sage Northcutt wants to take his fighting skills to the big screen.

The 21-year-old mixed martial arts fighter and undefeated kickboxer has thrown his hat from the Octagon into the Hollywood casting ring, saying that he’s hoping he can score a role in the upcoming Creed 2.

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But Northcutt isn’t hoping to be some random opponent for Michael B. Jordan’s Adonis Creed to battle—he wants to play the son of Dolph Lundgren’s Rocky IV villain Ivan Drago.

"The new Creed 2 movie is coming out, so I was actually going to audition for that," Northcutt said in an interview with MMAFighting.com's Ariel Helwani on the MMA Hour. "Got a little audition tape so hopefully that goes through. That would be pretty neat. Being Ivan Drago's son in the movie? That would be pretty fun. I had some friends of mine and they were talking about it with me and I just got linked up with it. A few people, Mr. [Urijah] Faber mentioned it too, so it was really cool how it all came together."

Sylvester Stallone is directing Jordan in the anticipated sequel, and Stallone has repeatedly hinted on social media that the storyline will feature a battle between Creed and the son of Drago. In fact, Lundgren himself has hinted at his involvement in the film on Instagram, showing off some workouts and writing captions that strongly suggest he’ll return as Drago.

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One of Stallone’s most obvious hints was an Instagram post of Jordan’s Creed facing off against Drago in the ring, with the caption: “Here's a chance to stretch your imagination ... History will always repeat itself in one form or another, just got to be ready! ... Sins of the father.... #creed2 #agentnickyc #rockybalboa”

While nothing is official yet, it certainly looks like Drago’s son will play a role in the film—and Northcutt could be a perfect pick to play him.

Besides Northcutt's obvious casting advantage—he can clearly fight—he’d fit in for a number reasons: Northcutt’s as shredded as Lundgren was back in his Rocky IV days, with a ripped six-pack and a sculpted upper body. On top of that, he facially resembles Lundgren and even sports a strikingly similar haircut to Drago had in Rocky IV. (Whether this means Northcutt is due for something a little less 80s, or if Drago's Soviet buzzcut was ahead of its time, well... we'll leave that up to you.)

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Need more proof? Check out these photos and decide for yourself.

Creed 2, directed by Sylvester Stallone, is set to hit theaters on November 21, 2018.

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Camp Camp A Really Bad Haircut..... P3 (Fan Ep XD

Max runs to the serving line! Jumps on the stand where the Quartermaster is badly cleaning pots…

Max looks into the reflection of himself on the back of the pot……

Max sees to his horror……

That he has the EXACT same hairstyle as David!!!!!!

Max: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neil: “It-it doesn’t look that bad Max”! “It ki-kinda looks awesome on you”!….

Nikki: “How come Ur stuttering so much then”?

Neil glares at Nikki….

Max turns and growls at Dolph…..

Dolphs eyes widen in great fear…..

Max: “WHAT U DO TO ME YOU FUCK!!!!!?

(Neil quickly holds Max back)

Spacekid: “He is not a fuck”! “He is Dolph”

*Max points to the Dolph*

“UR A FUCK”!!!!!! “A FUCK, FUCK, FUCK”!!!!!!!

(Neil fucking struggling to hold Max back now)

Spacekid: “He Is not a fuck! "He is Dolph”!

David: “What of in the name of fun is all of this bad language abou-

(Sees Maxs new hairstyle)

(Max is Displeased..)

(David gasps)

(David jumps in, they flinch)

"Dolph I never knew U had such a talent for this kind of this”! “As U can see my hair is growing back and I cant get an appointment anywhere”… “Would U please be so kind to cut mine?

Nikki: "Hey dolph if U can do a David hairdo on anyone, can U do one on Platy?

Platy: "Quark”

Dolph: “What”?

Gwen: “Oooookay im gonna take a 24 hour break until this all dies down”…..

(Leaves the mess hall)

Max: “FUCKING FIX ME”!!!!

David: “DO ME”! (Eyes light up)

Nikki: “DO PLATY”!

Dolph: “AH STAY BACK”!!

(Ered throws an fork against the wall to get everyones attention on her cool shot)

Ered: “Dolph RUN”!

(Dolph jumps out the window and ran like he fucking never ran before!)

Max: “GET HIM”!!!

(Neil loses his grip of Max and falls on his face)

Nikki, Max and David run out of the Mess hall after Dolph!

You can hear all there quotes said in the same time….

“FIX MY HEAD YA FUCK”!!! “Oh what friendship and joy”! “Make a Platy a half human hybred”!

Everyone at the Mess hall just stares at all the chaos….

Neil: “Man I am so fucking weak”…..

(To be continued)

“

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CC REALLY Bad Haircut....

(This is ep I thought up not that long ago)

Preston asks for Dolph’s artistic use of cutting some wigs to make them look in Preston’s words….😞 Fabulous, show stopping, make my damn dream a reality and get me out of this shit hole XD

Dolph has never done hair… Though to stop Preston’s pathetic whining…. He agrees to give a hand…

To his own amazement.. He actually did a pretty damn good job with styling the wigs…

Suddenly Max turns up and asks Dolph to cut his hair. Max had accidentally gotten glue in his afro while trying to get the glue out of the bottle for this bullshit project David assigned/made him do…

Dolph tried to tell him that he doesn’t cut hair but as usual Max doesn’t give a shit and tell's Dolph to just do it.

So Dolph ended up cutting Max’s hair, trying to get all the dried blobs of glue out of his hair. Max was being typical Max which was really pissing Dolph off… Dolph imagined cutting Max’s head off the scissors in a very gory way…

Dolph snapped out of it and tried to stay calm as he is almost finished… Suddenly Dolph glimpsed his eyes on Ered skateboarding outside the art camp. Ered smiles and gives him a thumps up XD

Dolph was now lost in a love drance while cutting Max's hair… Not that long he snaps out of it to realise the biggest mistake he has done…. Max was gonna kill him….

Dolph tries his best to fix it! Cutting more and more off! When that was making it even worse… He tried cutting it in a different style instead!

After that…… Dolph stared in horror….

(Meanwhile)

David was getting his afternoon happiness ready! Yep… the guy has his own schedule of happiness…. Fixing himself in the mirror, everything was in his case perfect!

Until David noticed his hair…. Looking really close at it.. He realises his hair is growing in. This bums David as he cant help his fellow campers looking like this.. David has to get an hair appointment! PRONTO!

(Back to the more importance of this story)

Dolph runs to the Mess Hall, he finds the rest of the campers waiting at for lunch. He runs to them warning them of what he has done to Maxs hair.

Before he could even say.. The Mess Hall doors slam open! Max enters in his usual routine, not noticing all the shocked faces of the campers…

Dolph begs them to keep quiet! Ered says they will but its not them he should be worrying about to keep it low… Pointing to Neil and Nikki approaching…. Dolph panics and ties to get to them before Max does!

Dolph fails as Max approaches them first to strike there usual conversation about whatever… Neil and Niki both look at Max…. Neil drops his book… Nikki is like wow….

Max asks them whats wrong? Neil and Nikki peered to see Dolph giving them the begging sign! Now knowing whats going on… They try to play it cool, telling Max there just wowed by his new haircut…

Neil tries with all his might not to look sweaty…. Neil also keeps a extremely good eye on Nikki… To not let her say anything stupid….

Max buys the act just now, everyone is relieved… At least they were till Gwen enters….

P2 Coming….

(Didn’t want this post to be extremely long so Im cutting it into hopefully just 2 parts!)

(Feel free to guess what happens next and guess what U think happened to Max…)

Till then>

Stay tuned boys and gals! XD

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WWE Raw Live Results (7/2) Sioux Falls, SD

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WWE Raw Live Results (7/2) Sioux Falls, SD

Welcome to our live coverage of Monday Night Raw!

Roman Reigns opens the show as he comes out and makes his way towards the ring. He says he lost to the Revival last week because of the worst tag partner ever Bobby Lashley. Roman calls out Bobby and says Bobby couldn’t be the guy 10 years ago. Roman says he’s the guy and he’s the Big Dog that runs the yard. Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre come out and Dolph says everything is about Roman. Drew says Roman has to play the hero as always. Dolph says that’s fine if Roman wants to make it about him. Drew says he wants to return the favor. Drew and Dolph attack Roman. Seth Rollins comes out and saves Roman, beating down Dolph and Drew.  Dolph and Drew retreat as Roman and Seth stand tall in the ring.

Roman and Seth walk backstage and confront Kurt Angle. Kurt schedules a match against Dolph and Drew for next week. Roman says he wants the match tonight. Kurt says he already is teaming up with Lashley against the Revival. They are not pleased and Kurt changes his mind and makes the tag match against Drew and Dolph for tonight.

“Woken” Matt Hardy heads to the ring for his match. The B Team are on the titantron as Axel and Bo make fun of Wyatt and Hardy. They sing “He’s got the whole world in his hand”. 

“Woken” Matt Hardy vs. Curtis Axel

Both men lock up. Hardy rolls up Axel but gets a 2. Both men lock up and Axel takes Hardy down with a head lock. Matt takes control of the wrist and knocks down Axel. Hardy nails right hands on Axel. Axel whips Hardy to the ropes and elbows Hardy. Axel takes control in the corner until Hardy fights back. Hardy goes for the Twist Of Fate but Axel quickly gets out and leaves the ring. Axel is in control as we come back from commercial. Hardy fights back but runs into a drop kick from Axel. Axel continues to beat down Hardy. Axel lands a back breaker to Hardy and lands a snap mare to Matt. Axel covers but Hardy kicks out. Both men are on the apron as both men trade punches and Hardy lands a Side Effect on the apron. Hardy comes back ramming Axel’s head into the corner and lands a Side Effect. Hardy lands an elbow from the middle rope followed by an elbow from the top rope. Hardy goes for the Twist Of Fate but Bo distracts him. Axel sends him head first to the post followed by a face plant to the mat for the win.

Winner: Curtis Axel.

Seth backstage tells Roman that he has a match at Extreme Rules with Dolph in the Iron Man match. Bobby Lashley interrupts and Seth leaves. Bobby tells him to check his ego at the door tonight for their tag match.

A recap of Bayley and Sasha Banks from last week is shown.

Footage from earlier today is shown of Bayley and Sasha Banks at counseling. Banks yells at her and asks what she’s doing here. Bayley says she has the appointment and they argue. Dr. Shelby interrupts them and welcomes them. Dr. Shelby introduces them to the session, what they will do and says this is a safe space for them.

Titus Worldwide make their way to the ring.

Titus Worldwide vs. The Authors Of Pain

Titus and Rezar lock up and Titus knocks him into the corner. Apollo comes in but gets knocked into the corner by Rezar. Akam comes in and dominates Apollo. Akam picks up Apollo on his shoulder and slams him chest first to the mat. Rezar comes in and throws Apollo around the ring. Rezar dominates and tags Akam. AOP land a neck breaker powerbomb double team on Apollo. Titus tries to come in for the save but gets sent to the ring post. Akam tilt a whirl slams Apollo and AOP hit the Last Chapter for the victory.

Winners: AOP.

Roman confronts Seth backstage, asks about Lashley and asks if he’s ready for the match. Roman says he’s ready and they make their way to the ring.

Footage is shown from earlier today of Kevin Owens arriving to the arena and looking around paranoid of Braun Strowman. A valet guy says he can’t park there and asks for his keys but Owens says not a chance.

Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns vs. Dolph Ziggler and Drew McIntyre

Seth and Dolph start off. Both men lock up and chain wrestle. Dolph roll ups Seth after a back and forth encounter but Seth kicks out and drop kicks Dolph. Drew gets tagged in and gets a head lock on Seth. Drew knocks down Seth as he bounces off the ropes. Seth dodges a lot of Drew’s strikes. Roman gets tagged in. Both men lock up and Drew gets him in the corner and pummels him. Roman turns it around and lands right hands to Drew. Drew counters a Samoan Drop but gets rocked with a right hand. Roman gets distracted by Dolph and runs into a head butt by Drew. Dolph comes in and beats down Roman. Drew gets tagged in and Drew lands a neck breaker. Drew covers but Roman kicks out at 2. Drew tags Dolph and beats down Roman in the corner. Dolph charges at Roman but gets clocked with a right hand by Roman. Seth gets tagged in and spring board clotheslines onto Dolph. Seth knocks down Drew and lands Sling Blade on Dolph. Seth suicide dives onto Drew outside. Dolph gets hit with the Drive By from Roman and Seth hits the Frog Splash on Dolph, covers but Drew breaks up the count. Roman takes Drew to the outside along with Dolph. Seth heads to the top rope and hits a cross body onto Dolph and Drew outside. Back from commercial, Dolph has a sleeper hold on Seth. Seth backs Dolph into the corner to break out of it. Seth tries a tag but gets hit with the Famouser. Dolph covers but gets a 2. Drew comes in and continues the beat down. Seth lands chops to Drew and tosses him outside. Seth tries to make a tag but Drew pulls Roman off the apron. Drew and Dolph double team on Seth. Dolph throws Seth in the ring. Drew tries to stop him from making a tag but gets super kicked by Seth. Dolph tries to stop Seth but gets buckle bombed into the corner. Seth tries to make a tag but then the Revival hop over the barricade and beat down Roman. Referee calls for the bell. Seth tries to stop them but Drew and Dolph beat Seth down. The Revival send Roman to the steel steps and Drew and Dolph hit the Claymore and Zig Zag to Seth. The Revival continue to beat down Roman in the ring and hit Shattered Machine on Roman. Roman and Seth are left laying in the ring.

Winners: Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins by DQ.

A recap of last week with Kevin Owens and Braun Strowman is shown.

Kurt Angle is confronted by Kevin Owens and says Kurt has to do something about Braun. Angle says we settle our problems in the ring. Owens says no he wants Braun suspended and fired. Angle says Owens is facing Braun tonight.

Baron Corbin makes his way to the ring.

Back from commercial, Corbin tells the announcer to get the introduction right as Stephanie McMahon’s Constable. Corbin talks about Finn Balor attacking him last week. Corbin says Finn’s behavior was unprofessional and demands an apology from Finn. Finn makes his way to the ring. Corbin says he’ll apologize first and he’s sorry that he attacked Finn last week he just wanted to talk to him. Finn says he’s sorry that he got fired from TGI Fridays from wearing that vest he has on. Finn says he deserves an apology for whoever gave Corbin that haircut. Corbin says he is trying to help him and he wants Finn to suck it up and apologize. Finn says he’s sorry that he lost all his respect for Corbin for becoming Stephanie’s stooge. Corbin attacks Finn but Finn fights back with Sling Blade. Corbin retreats as Finn heads to the top rope. 

Elias is backstage playing his guitar. Liv Morgan and Sarah Logan approach him and ask them for some music. Elias plays them something and they throw things backstage.

Ember Moon vs. Liv Morgan

Both women lock up and Moon tries to take her down from behind. Liv gets out but gets tripped by Moon. Liv breaks out of a head lock and fights back. Liv gets a head lock on Moon but Moon gets out and lands a spring board cross body on Liv. Liv rolls out of the ring to recover. Back from commercial, Liv has a arm lock applied on Moon. Moon struggles to get out. Moon is able to get an ankle lock on liv but Liv throws Moon face first into the ropes. Liv gets a full nelson on Moon. Moon gets out and starts to throw right hands as does Liv. Liv smacks and taunts Moon but Moon throws Liv into the turnbuckle and hits the Eclipse on Liv for the win.

Winner: Ember Moon.

Banks and Bayley are at the counseling session and Banks says she wants to go. Shelby says he wants to play game for their honesty. Banks impersonates Bayley as part of the game and Bayley impersonates Banks. They both start arguing. Shelby tries to break them up but they both tell him to shut up. They argue again but then Shelby yells “Enough!” 

The Revival make their way to the ring.

Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashley vs. The Revival

Roman and Dawson start off. They lock up and Roman pushes him to the corner. Scott tries to chain wrestle Roman but Roman gets a head lock on Scott. Scott gets out and starts to beat down Roman. Roman fights back with a right hand knocking Scott out of the ring. Roman gets distracted by Wilder and Dawson attacks Roman taking advantage. Roman fights them off but Wilder knocks Roman from behind and beats him down. Dawson comes in and continues the beat down. Dawson is in control until Roman fights back. Dawson clotheslines Roman down and they double team Roman with a leg drop. Roman fights back on Dawson but Roman gets kicked in the ribs. Dawson whips Roman but Roman reverses and whips Dawson in the corner. Roman fights both guys off. Dawson fights back on Roman. Lashley comes in and spine busters both men. Roman goes for the Spear instead of making the tag to Lashley but then Roman gets beat down by the Revival. Referee calls for the bell and they continue the beat down. Lashley leaves as Roman gets hit with Shattered Machine and Dawson throws Wilder off the top rope onto Roman.

Winners: Roman Reigns and Bobby Lashley by DQ.

Kurt Angle is watching this and Owens explains that Raw is chaos. Owens wants out of the match with Braun, Kurt says it’s still on. Owens says he’ll babysit his kids while he and his wife go to a concert but Kurt says no. Owens walks away angry.

Kurt is confronted by Roman and wants Bobby Lashley and Kurt says Bobby came in here for the same thing and he made the match already. Roman says he’ll lay his punk ass out at Extreme Rules.

Mojo cuts a promo with No Way Jose in the ring, saying Jose dances with his opportunity and says No Way Jose to a rematch with him. Mojo knocks Jose down and attacks members of his conga line. Jose attacks Mojo from behind. Mojo rams Jose into the apron and slams him on it.

A highlight package of the Alexa Bliss and Ronda Rousey segment form 2 weeks ago is shown. 

An interview with Renee Young and Ronda Rousey is shown and Ronda says she’ll be at ringside at Extreme Rules watching Alexa’s match.

Alexa Bliss and Mickie James make their way to the ring.

Nia Jax comes out and says she thought she was done with Alexa after Wrestlemania and Backlash but she was wrong. Nia says this needs to end and it will at Extreme Rules. Nia says their match at Extreme Rules will be an Extreme Rules match. Nia says she brought back up of her own. Natalya comes out and walks with Nia to the ring.

Nia Jax vs. Mickie James

Mickie attacks Nia from behind but Nia pushes her down. Mickie lands right hands but Nia takes her down again. Nia throws Mickie around but Mickie fights back. Nia collides into Mickie knocking her down. Mickie tries to avoid Nia but Nia has her. Alexa helps Mickie escape Nia. Back from commercial, Mickie base ball slides Nia out of the ring. Nia gets back in the ring and kicks Nia over and over. Nia tries to fight back but Mickie keeps kicking her down and kicking her knee. Mickie continues to work on Nia’s knee. Mickie has a leg hold applied but then Nia turns it around with leg scissors. Nia clotheslines Mickie down over and over. Nia sends Mickie to the corner but gets caught with a boot from Mickie. Mickie gets out of a powerbomb from Nia. Mickie tries to fight Nia but gets caught in a sit out powerbomb from Nia. Bliss tries to distract Nia but Natalya pulls her off the apron. Nia slams Mickie with the Samoan Drop for the victory.

Winner: Nia Jax.

Owens is asking someone that it’s not working. It’s Jinder Mahal. Jinder teaches Owens to breathe in and out but Owens is still anxious. Owens is approached by an interviewer and says he can’t calm down. Owens then says he’s okay with facing Braun because he’s been in the ring with him before and knows his every move. Owens says he will take down the monster tonight.

Bobby Lashley is interviewed backstage and says it was enjoyable to watch Roman get beat down like that tonight. Bobby says if he was still here 10 years ago Roman would’ve never been the guy. 

Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman

Both men lock up and Braun throws Owens across the ring. Owens leaves the ring and runs away. The referee counts to 10 and rings the bell.

Winner: Braun Strowman by count out.

Owens goes to his car but can’t open the door. Owens looks around trying to find a place to hide. Owens hides in a porta potty. Braun goes around outside looking for Owens. Braun knocks on the porta potty. Braun tapes the porta potty to lock Owens in there. Braun pulls the potty into the arena with Owens still in it. Braun tells backstage people to move out of his way and brings the potty all the way to the stage. Braun brings it to the entrance stage. Braun is about to push it off the stage but then stops. Braun walks away from it but then charges towards it and knocks it off the stage with Owens in it. Officials get Owens out with blue goo all over him. Braun celebrates as the show ends.

End Of Show.

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