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Madoka’s 100 Questions and Answers but I do it

Hahahaha wow this is a bad idea for a post.

Please tell us your name.

Josh.

When is your birthday?

18th of November 2000.

Your blood type?

Idk lol.

Please tell us your three sizes?

No fucking clue.

Tell us about your family composition?

I live with my mum, stepdad and little brother, occasionally he and I visit our dad, stepmum and stepbrother, I also have 2 older brothers.

What's your occupation?

Uni student.

Your favorite food?

Idk, ice cream maybe.

Favorite animal?

Uhhhhh dogs, or cats.

Favorite subject?

English was pretty good.

Dislike subject?

God I miss school enough to where I can only really vaguely remember disliking like, French or history, or geography or something. I don’t really know.

Is there a boy you've been thinking about?

I think in the context of the quiz Madoka’s being asked this as like a romantic thing, but ends up missing that and thinking about her dad or something cute. Anyway I’ve not been thinking of any boys romantically, but most of my friends these days are males so, them I guess.

Do you enjoy school?

Remember 2 questions ago when I said I miss it? Yeah.

Are you in any school clubs?

Nope, don’t go to school, haven’t joined any uni societies.

What's your motto?

Plussy ultra tbh.

Your special skills?

My fingers are double jointed I guess?

Tell us about your treasure?

Idk, Fate Testarossa Nendoroid maybe.

Describe yourself in a single Kanji?

I think ai, as in love, is the only kanji I can even recognise, meaning it’s my only option, so that.

Your forte?

Is it too sad if I say there’s nothing I’m especially good at? Let’s say writing because then I get to boost my confidence, haha.

Your shortcomings?

I’m just, not as good at being considerate as I’d like to be, that’s a good answer.

Places in your memories?

Miss my granny’s house. She’s alive, she’s doing great actually, but like, being young and going there all the time hit different.

What is your favorite drink?

1901 Irn Bru.

How good can you swim?

Not very good at all.

Your timing in 50-meter race?

I haven’t ran in months, let alone for that long, no idea what it’d be.

Your hobby or obsession?

Watching anime baby!!!!

Disliked food?

Most of them.

Anything you want to own most currently?

Just money, really. Just give me more money.

Afraid of heights?

Not really. I can get iffy if I’m standing on like a fuckin cliff edge or something but generally I’m good.

Dislike thunder?

Thunder is fucking sick as hell, I love it.

Rainy or sunny?

Sunny probably, I’ve been appreciating some of the rain we’ve had recently but sun always wins.

Do you use pencil or a mechanical pencil in school?

I used a pen.

What do you eat for breakfast?

Whenever I do eat breakfast I usually just have toast.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Nope.

Can you play any musical instruments?

Barely, I’m like entry level guitar, before you even do chords and you’re just stuck doing opens and single strings and all that weak shit.

Are you the outdoor or indoor type?

I’m both honestly except I’m rarely motivated to go outside.

Ever in quarrel your brother?

Used to be all the time since that’s how kids are with their brothers, but recently, not at all.

Do you have a cellphone?

I think this Q&A is originally from 2010 where the idea of a 14 year old Japanese girl having a cellphone was a worthwhile question. It’s 2020 and I’m a 19 year old Scottish man so having a cellphone is like, I mean yeah duh. Or I suppose it’s a smartphone.

How long is your commute to school?

Don’t go to school, uni was either 15 minutes or 40 depending on if I cycled or walked.

Do you have more friends than most?

Nope.

Your favorite sports?

Basketball’s pretty fun, I don’t really do sports at all though.

How good can you cook?

There are like 3 things I can “cook” and do a perfectly adequate job with and that’s it.

Favorite colors?

Blue, green, purple, red, in that order, and then who knows.

Anything that you can never forgive?

I want to preach forgiveness so no, not really.

How tall are you?

I think I’m 167-168 cm? One of the two. Assuming I’ve not grown which uh, is a fair assumption.

Shoe size?

I think I’m like a UK 7?

Your dreams?

I am extremely lacking in ambition.

Do you have any marriage desires?

I don’t want to get married.

Do you dislike hot drinks?

Nah, hot chocolate’s banging.

Do you like bitter coffee?

I’ve never had coffee.

Bed time?

Whenever the fuck I feel like, it’s generally never before 11pm though.

Wake up time?

Recently it’s been between like 10am and 12pm, whereas before it was like 8am, so thanks lockdown.

When you sleep, are you a bed person or a futon person?

Futons are unusual to sleep on in Scotland – I’m a bed person.

Are you confident in your ability to concentrate?

Not at all! Sometimes I’ll get into sort of a zone when I’m writing but generally, nah.

Do you have any tips on losing weight?

You’re asking the wrong person lol.

Between warm soba and chilled soba, which do you like?

I’ve never had soba in my life.

Tell us which arm is your dominant arm.

My right arm ;)

Tell us about something lucky that's happened lately.

I think I pulled an Ayumu UR like 2 days ago and that made me happy.

Tell us about something unlucky that's happened lately.

I bought that beginner pack thing that gives you an LP candy and a scouting ticket every day and I keep getting Rs.

What's the name of your school anthem?

We didn’t even have one of those.

What's your favorite flower?

Rose is generally my go-to answer.

What's your favorite saying?

“If someone tells me that it’s wrong to have hope, I’ll tell them they’re wrong every time.” – Madoka Kaname

What's your favorite four-kanji phrase?

I don’t have one, shockingly.

What comes to mind when you think about spring?

Literally all I thought about there was a nondescript field of yellow flowers.

And summer?

The word “natsu” since I just did my duolingo for the day.

What about fall?

The Fall season of anime because that’s the only context where I’d say Fall in place of Autumn.

And then the winter?

Yuru Camp, because winter is fuyu, thus Fuyu Biyori. Once again, just did duolingo so.

If you had a time machine, where would you go?

I might just go to a me like, 10 years in the future, and decide whether or not I need to take action according to where he’s at in life. Alternatively, beginning of the universe.

Do you like reading manga or short stories more?

Short stories I tend to have more fun reading in the moment but full manga stick with me longer, mind you the only short stories I read are doujins but like, yeah. Probably manga.

What's your allowance?

£200/month from uni bursary, unemployed, no allowance from parents.

Tell us something a lot of people say about you.

I get called a weeb a lot by my friends.

What are your hobbies?

Anime and video games!!! And writing shit like this is a hobby honestly. YouTube also. I’m really unique you see.

Tell us your weight.

60.8kg apparently.

What are you capable of? [Can be interpreted as 'qualifications' or 'specialties']

I speak some Spanish, I came out of school with like every business qualification high school could give me, uhhh, maths and some physics I suppose, and then I suppose I’m practiced in writing? I don’t really know how I feel about my own writing nor how most other people think but, I guess I can call it a qualification anyway?

What do you wear when you go to bed?

Boxers and space invaders pyjama pants.

Has anyone ever asked you out?

I think I’ve only been sincerely asked out like, two or three times maybe, though the primary school mood is saying it as a joke sometimes so I’ve been asked more obviously.

If I told you the world would end tomorrow, what would you do?

Whoever the mysterious “I” asking this question is, if what they say is true, I’d probably just lay down, cry, contemplate, stuff like that.

Tell us about your daily routine.

I wake up at the times I said I’d do, look at notifications, do SIF and SIFAS, Magia Record also, I’ve been showering every other day but I’d do this around these times, and then I just spend the rest of the day doing whatever combination of watching YouTube, using Tumblr or Reddit, thinking about playing video games or watching anime, sometimes even doing those 2, bust a nut a bit maybe, don’t wanna be crude but who’s reading this so, and also at like 5 or 6, sometimes 7pm, I make myself some food, and then I’m in bed at whatever time.

What is something you always carry with you?

Phone.

Western food? Japanese food?

Western but I’ve never had Japanese food.

How do you commute to school?

I always walked, though to uni I cycle sometimes.

What's the last thing you do before you go to bed at night?

Exhaust my SIFAS stamina.

What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Check the phone.

Where are you living right now?

With my mum and stepdad in a flat.

What kind of place is it?

It used to be a Victorian orphanage. Cool.

What's the most interesting thing that's happened to you so far?

How am I even supposed to answer this? Most interesting is so subjective that I have no idea if anything in my life could even be remotely interesting to someone else, also “interesting” specifically is a weird one to want to know about cause why not learn about the happiest thing or something? I’ve got no fucking idea what the most interesting thing that’s happened to me is. I spent my entire life doing really well in school without paying attention, developing no ambition, then I got into a uni course I wasn’t interested in, wasn’t prepared for, and now my life is spiralling towards god knows what. Is that interesting?

What's the saddest thing that's happened to you?

Dog death and some friendships going down the drain.

Do you like roller coasters?

Adore them.

How's your eyesight?

I’ve never had it tested but I feel like it’s 20/20.

What's your favorite holiday?

Easter’s solid because it’s not a big enough deal to where if it goes poorly you’re sad, but it’s still an excuse for 2 week’s holiday which is banging.

What job do you have in school?

In my 6th year I was in the yearbook committee and I got baby photo duty, since we had baby photos beside our current photos, so I was responsible for getting people to send in baby photos and shit and then they all got shoved in the yearbook.

What do you do in your free time?

Some of these questions are implied with the daily routine one. Just read my answer to that again.

How long do you study every day?

I don’t lol.

Who of your friends can you rely on to give you advice?

I can sort of ask any of them, really.

What do you do on the weekends?

Same thing I do on weekdays.

If you could be reincarnated, what would you want to be?

Can I be reincarnated as a magical girl?

Are the school rules really strict?

They’ve apparently gotten more strict over the past few years but I’m long gone so who cares.

What do you have for lunch at school? A bento? The school lunch?

I’d usually have the school lunch, mainly just their cheese paninis which were perfectly average. Plus a drink and a snack which would usually be a single pancake.

How many friends do you have?

The number’s dwindled enough to be in the single digits.

Do you take any detours when you go home?

No.

Are you interested in any actors?

Western actors? Nah. Seiyuu? Hell yeah! Aoi Yuuki’s a favourite, Tomoyo Kurosawa and Nao Touyama also, anything the Madoka seiyuu find themselves in really, same with the Love Live seiyuu, etc etc.

What are your thoughts on this Q&A session?

I thought this would take ages but I managed it pretty quickly, maybe I was in my flow state? Idk, it was fun.