#Daniel Kruger

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I drew this based on a text post from @weaver-z I saw over a year ago

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Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

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Film stills from the 2005 war drama, Joyeux Noël.

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Hi I'm not sure if you take requests but it's fine if you don't you can just ignore this but if you do can you please do slashers with a child reader they adopted and how they found them?

Sorry if this was not what you were expecting.

Slashers included are: Michael myers, Jason Voorhees, freddy krueger, candyman / Daniel robitaille , Thomas hewitt.

Slashers with adoptive child! Reader + how thye found them

Michael

You were probably just a little kid who was wondering around Halloween because your parents are quite neglectful. You of course didn't know about "the boogey man" Or such things as kidnapping and murders, let's say you are about 5.

You saw a tall man with a mechanical overall and a knife, he looked quite dirty and there was red liquid all over him. The man intrigued you so you decided to fall him. You tripped while stalking him since he walked so goddamn fast and it startled him.

Michael looks over his shoulder his grip tightening on his knife but all he sees is a little child on the floor looking at him with big eyes.

Oh, it's just a kid

Michael continued on his journey paying no mind to the little child who secretly admired him.

The stalking and tripping and sudden words of "ow" Went on and Michael was getting fed up.

Just what does this child want?

He was coming towards you, ready to scare the life out of you but then... You disappeared. Just like that Michael was confused asf. Then he brushed it off and he saw you again and starting walking towards you only for you to outrun him and disappear again. Now Michael was getting frustrated. A child of all people keeps outrunning him.

So he was deciding to take that anger out on some nearby neighbors he saw, and right when he was about to enter he heard a high pitched voice.

"Don't go inside, Mrs Jones's has many big angry dogs. And i saw a police man go inside her house!"

Just then did he notice a cop car parked outside of her house, not like that was going to stop him but the dogs may cause him some trouble.

And then you suddenly pointed at a house quite far away but also near.

"Mr and Mrs Lee. they don't have much pets or people around."

He went inside their home and heard quiet muffled screaming and shouting but then a few minutes later he came back with even more red liquid on him.

He expected you to run away in fear and scream but you just stood there, even smiling.

You suddenly pulled out a small bucket of candy from behind you. And walked towards him and offered him some.

Michael, extremely confused and not knowing what to do just took some and then you started following him again. You even found out where he lived and then he decided to take you as his own. Yay 🎉

Jason

You're 6 and you were probably dragged by your older sister to camp crystal blood so that she and her boyfriend can "make love" There.

And everything was soo boring, you didn't want to be near your sister at all since she kept making weird noises which freaked you out.

You decided to take a nap somewhere in the empty cabins and then suddenly you were woken up by loud screaming and crying, you were really started, what was happening? You decided to peep outside the door since you were too scared to fully go outside and you saw a big bloodied man chasing your sister and her friends!

Your heart was starting to beat so fast and it seemed he was getting closer to the cabin you were in! You quickly close the door too afraid to lock it in case he heard you and hid under a bed.

You got so scared when you saw your sister and her friend get butchered right in front of your eyes and fall on the bed you let out a loud yelp and of course Jason heard it and caught your leg and dragged you out, he was raising his machete at you until he realised it was a kid. He lowered his weapon and stared at your shaken crying form.

"Take them in Jason." "Make them your child. You've been so lonely for such a long time didn't you? You would like a little one to take care of, wouldn't you Jason?" Pamela said to Jason.

Jason nodded and carried you somewhere, you were really scared and didn't know what to do.

A day later, you found yourself in the woods following Jason everywhere he went even if he told you to stay put. You called him dad one time and he was sure he was gonna die a second time.

Freddy

You are 7 and you were sleeping when you awoke in a boiler room.

"Hello child." You turn back to see a burnt man with a raspy voice.

"Oh hello sir! Do you know where I am?"

Freddy was a bit confused by your reaction, why aren't you scared?

Instead of answering your question he tried scaring you by showing distorted faces or mutilated bodies or bad memories but none of them seemed to work.

"The hell are you smiling for."

"Nothing, you kinda remind me of my dad!"

The hell? Your dad?

Then you started giggling a bit.

"Let's go :D" You said as you tugged at his sweater and you were in a playground somewhere.

He was so confused. How the hell did you fucking do that???

He kept thinking about what you said to him earlier.

"Mister. Can you be my dad?"

Tf.

"Do i have to actually take care of you?"

"No, just be addressed as my dad."

He was thinking. He didn't have anything else to do anyways.

"I could use some company I guess."

"Yay!"

And then you two were in a mall somewhere.

Okay you've seriously got to stop doing that.

Candyman / Daniel

You were shoved into a room by your brother.

"Say it!"

"Say what??" You asked half sobbing

"Say candyman five times, or I won't let you out."

"Why!? Do you want me to die?" You asked fully sobbing

You were only 9 you didn't deserve this.

You heard multiple laughing outside the door.

"You finally caught on. Now do it."

You had to. You know he meant every word he said, and your parents aren't even gonna be here until next Friday so you had to.

"C-candyman.."

He has been summoned again. He sighed knowing what was to be done again.

Your brother yelled at you to hurry up.

"Candyman..!"

Daniel was quite surprised to see a child instead of a bunch of dumb teenagers or two couples making out. It wasn't anything new since he did see children doing it from time to time but what he did notice was that you were crying. And you were blindfolded and your hands seemed to be tired together.

"Candyman.."

Now he could hear around you. There was visible laughter and heard a chant of "say it, say it, say it" He was getting angry. Not at you but at those people behind the door.

"Candy man."

"Candyman!" You breath heavily, waiting for a sudden impact on you

But nothing. You heard the door knob aggressively shaking and some yelling behind the door and then you heard a soothing deep voice.

"Child.. Tell me, why are you here?"

You didn't know what to feel, happy that a mysterious man was not killing you or scared that a mysterious man was talking to you.

"T-they locked me inside.." Your lips were quivering and you sniffled a bit.

"I see..."

Then you heard the door swing open and multiple footsteps stomp inside.

"You brat, how the hell did you lock the door?"

"What..? I didn-"

You didn't even get to finish your sentence before you heard screeching and you felt warm liquid splatter on you.

"Guys..? What happened?"

"Come here child." You heard the voice again.

"No one will hurt you now." Your hands were untied and so did your blind fold, and you saw a tall elegant man in a brown coat with a hook for his right hand. He reached out his left hand and you took it. And just like that, you were his child now 👍.

Thomas

You were 1 and on a trip with your family to Texas. You were being carried by your sister and took a nap but then few moments later you were dropped carefully near a tree and she cried out, you were confused but then she ran away.

now you were scared you heard a very loud buzzing sound and a scream that sounded similar to your sisters and you were now crying.

You ran into the direction of the noise and you may have broken a twig or two and now a big man and that loud buzzing sound is coming towards you, panicking you were full on crying and screaming and the man seemed to stop on his tracks and look at you warily.

Why is there a baby here?

He put down his chainsaw and slowly and carefully picked you up and cradled you.

You stopped your crying a bit seeing that the man wasn't hurting you but you got hungry from all that napping earlier so you started crying again.

Thomas started panicking and quickly ran to his house and showed you to his mom, she knew exactly what to do and fed you some of the left over milk from the baby bottle

"Aren't they such a cute baby?"

"Well.. It doesn't hurt to have more children."

Thomas was supposed to be your big brother Or uncle but you instead called him dad and he couldn't be happier.

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Help i have no idea what I'm doing, HELP I JUST CAME BACK AND FREDDY ONE IS ABSOLUTE TRASH AND I MADE SO MANY GRAMMAR AND SPELLING MISTAKES.

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Inglorious Basterds (2009) Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Alternative movie poster by Laurent Carbonelle.

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**Shots of the Movie**

Joyeux Noël (2005)

Director: Christian Carion Cinematographer: Walther Vanden Ende

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Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds will either unleash a deluge of questions about morals and ethics (probably intentionally) or allow you to revel in trashy revenge fantasies while sitting through a story that’s full of finely-written dialogue, unpredictable turns and excellent performances. I strongly suspect the film isn't supposed to be scrutinized, that its only purpose is to be a “leave your brain at the door and enjoy the carnage” kind of film but the skill involved in its creation compels you to look deeper. There are many great scenes and some spectacular performances within the picture, which makes it a surprise that ultimately, the final product is less than the sum of its parts.

In 1944, Lieutenant Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) assembles a paramilitary unit designed to spread terror among Nazi troops. The Basterds are to murder, disfigure and torture any enemy soldiers they find but must also let some live to grow their reputation. A year later, the Basterds are recruited to infiltrate a film premiere in Nazi-occupied France where several high-ranking German officers will be attending. The theater is owned by Shosanna Dreyfus (Mélanie Laurent), a Jewish woman living in Paris under a fake name. She seeks revenge against the same Nazis the Basterds are targeting, particularly SS-Standartenführer Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz).

Inglourious Basterds is two movies that briefly converge but are otherwise independent of each other. The problem is that these two stories are nearly opposites tonally. The Basterds’ story is a violent, comedic cartoon. Shosanna’s story contains real drama. Both are revenge fantasies but of a completely different kind.

It’s hard to tell what message we’re supposed to draw from the film. An opening speech by Raine reminds us that despite the way they act and look, every German soldier is not a person. They are simply pieces of Hitler’s grand machine. The more violent, and brutal their death the better. We never see concentration camps. They are never even mentioned. The Third Reich’s armies are shown killing Jews but only via machine guns. The murders they commit are no more brutal than those committed by the Basterds but we’re not supposed to see the Jewish-American soldiers as bad - even though they torture and mutilate people who beg for their lives - because the people they are killing are “not people”. It’s difficult to wrap your head around the idea because the performances are so good, and the violence so impactful.

This is the kind of film that could’ve used a couple of baddies with eyepatches and mechanical legs rather than the excellent lookalikes of Sylvester Groth (Joseph Goebbels), Adolf Hitler (Martin Wuttke) and Emil Jannings (Hilmar Eichhorn). The message seems to be that compassion and mercy have no place in the world and that they’re likely to get you killed. Should the excuse of “I was just following orders” exempt you from punishment? Tarantino says “Maybe - unless you're a Nazi". At the very least, you must admire him for committing fully to his message.

Whether or not you're turned off by the story’s brutality, there’s no denying what Inglourious Basterds does well. There are so many good scenes the package is worth seeing even if it will offend and appall you. Tarantino holds the tension and then slowly stretches it until you can practically smell the perspiration dominating the room. The dialogue is so good you can’t wait to hear what’s next and you wouldn’t miss a word for all the stolen Nazi gold in the world. The plot’s completely unpredictable and the performances are incredible. Christoph Waltz, in particular, blows you away. You should hate his character. He’s a terrible human being but he’s so smooth the atrocities he commits seem to evaporate from your memory the second he opens his mouth.

Inglourious Basterds is not a classy story but it’s made with such expertise that the mud it’s wading through looks like it came from the spa. It’s deeply knowledgeable about film history and if you are as well, you should see it. Every glimpse we get of Stolz der Nation (Nation's Pride) is perfect to a tee. Would it have been a better film if it had been separated into two? Unfortunately, I believe so. With the conclusion the way it is, the more interesting story - that of Shoshanna - is made redundant, even pointless by the actions of the Basterds. The upside is that you have no clue where it's headed until you get there.

Although I think Inglourious Basterds is a one-and-done for me, I'd be curious to see how a second viewing might go. It really is one of those movies that forces you to react strongly toward it. (May 1, 2020)

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inglourious basterds (2009) dir. quentin tarantino

watched: 15/03/2023

my rating: 7/10

#30 movie watched in 2023

"In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same." via. IMDb

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Sinopsis Inglourious Basterds (2009) Lengkap

Di Prancis yang diduduki Nazi selama Perang Dunia II, sekelompok tentara Yahudi-Amerika yang dikenal sebagai “The Basterds” dipilih secara khusus untuk menyebarkan ketakutan ke seluruh Reich Ketiga dengan menguliti dan membunuh Nazi secara brutal. The Basterds, dipimpin oleh Lt. Aldo Raine segera bertemu dengan seorang gadis remaja Prancis-Yahudi yang menjalankan sebuah bioskop di Paris yang…

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2023 Oscars — Nominees

Best Picture “All Quiet on the Western Front” “Avatar: The Way of Water” “The Banshees of Inisherin” “Elvis” “Everything Everywhere All at Once” “The Fabelmans” “TÁR” “Top Gun: Maverick” “Triangle of Sadness” “Women Talking”

Best Director Martin McDonagh (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) Steven Spielberg (“The Fabelmans”) Todd Field (“TÁR”) Ruben Östlund (“Triangle of Sadness”)

Best Actress Cate Blanchett (“TÁR”) Ana de Armas (“Blonde”) Andrea Riseborough (“To Leslie”) Michelle Williams (“The Fabelmans”) Michelle Yeoh (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

Best Actor Austin Butler (“Elvis”) Colin Farrell (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) Brendan Fraser (“The Whale”) Paul Mescal (“Aftersun”) Bill Nighy (“Living”)

Best Supporting Actress Angela Bassett (“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever”) Hong Chau (“The Whale”) Kerry Condon (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) Stephanie Hsu (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) Jamie Lee Curtis (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

Best Supporting Actor Brendan Gleeson (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) Brian Tyree Henry (“Causeway”) Judd Hirsch (“The Fabelmans”) Barry Keoghan (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) Ke Huy Quan (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

Best International Feature Film “All Quiet on the Western Front” (Edward Berger, Germany) “Argentina, 1985” (Santiago Mitre, Argentina) “Close” (Lukas Dhont, Belgium) “EO” (Poland) “The Quiet Girl” (Ireland)

Best Adapted Screenplay Edward Berger, Ian Stokell, and Lesley Paterson (“All Quiet on the Western Front”) Rian Johnson (“Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery”) Kazuo Ishiguro (“Living”) Ehren Kruger, Christopher McQuarrie, and Eric Warren Singer (“Top Gun: Maverick”) Sarah Polley (“Women Talking”)

Best Original Screenplay Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”) Todd Field (“TÁR”) Tony Kushner and Steven Spielberg (“The Fabelmans”) Martin McDonagh (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) Ruben Östlund (“Triangle of Sadness”)

Best Animated Feature “Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio” (ShadowMachine/Netflix) “Marcel the Shell with Shoes On” (A24) “Turning Red” (Pixar/Disney) “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish” (DreamWorks/Universal) “The Sea Beast” (Netflix)

Best Cinematography James Friend (“All Quiet on the Western Front”) Darius Khondji (“Bardo, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths”) Mandy Walker (“Elvis”) Roger Deakins (“Empire of Light”) Florian Hoffmeister (“Tár”)

Best Visual Effects “Avatar: The Way of Water” (20th Century/Disney) “All Quiet on the Western Front” (Netflix) “The Batman” (Warner Bros.) “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” (Disney/Marvel) “Top Gun: Maverick” (Paramount)

Best Editing “Elvis” (Warner Bros.) “Everything Everywhere All at Once” (A24) “Top Gun: Maverick” (Paramount) “TÁR” (Focus Features) “The Banshees of Inisherin” (Searchlight Pictures)

Best Production Design “Avatar: The Way of Water” (20th Century Studios/Disney) “All Quiet on the Western Front” (Netflix) “Babylon” (Paramount) “Elvis” (Warner Bros.) “The Fabelmans” (Universal)

Best Makeup and Hairstyling “Elvis” (Warner Bros.) “The Batman” (Warner Bros.) “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” (Marvel/Disney) “All Quiet on the Western Front” (Netflix) “The Whale” (A24)

Best Costume Design “Elvis” (Warner Bros.) “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” (Marvel/Disney) “Everything Everywhere All at Once” (A24) “Babylon” (Paramount) “Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris” (Focus Features)

Best Sound “Top Gun: Maverick” (Paramount) “Elvis” (Warner Bros.) “Avatar: The Way of Water” (20th Century/Disney) “All Quiet on the Western Front” (Netflix) “The Batman” (Warner Bros.)

Best Original Song “Hold My Hand” — Lady Gaga (“Top Gun: Maverick”) “Lift Me Up”— Rihanna (“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever”) “Naatu Naatu”— Kaala Bhairava, M.M. Keeravani, and Rahul Sipligunj (“RRR”) “Applause”— Diane Warren (“Tell It Like a Woman”) “This Is a Life”— David Byrne, Ryan Lott, and Mitski (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

Best Original Score Justin Hurwitz (“Babylon”) John Williams (“The Fabelmans”) Volker Bertelmann (“All Quiet on the Western Front”) Carter Burwell (“The Banshees of Inisherin”) Son Lux (“Everything Everywhere All at Once”)

Best Documentary Feature “All That Breathes” “All the Beauty and the Bloodshed” “Fire of Love” “A House Made of Splinters” “Navalny”

Best Documentary Short Subject “The Elephant Whisperers” “Haulout” “How Do You Measure a Year?” “The Martha Mitchell Effect” “Stranger at the Gate”

Best Live Action Short “An Irish Goodbye” “Ivalu” “Le Pupille” “Night Ride” “The Red Suitcase”

Best Animated Short “The Flying Sailor” “The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse” “Ice Merchants” “My Year of Dicks” “An Ostrich Told Me the World Is Fake and I Think I Believe It”

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necklace by daniel kruger, c. 1987-8 in jewelry of our time: art, ornament + obsession - helen w. drutt english + peter dormer (1995)

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Quentin Tarantino with the cast of Inglorious Basterds.

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My Attack on Titan Live Action Dream Cast

Levi - Dane DeHaan

Erwin - Chris Evans

Hange - Anne Hathaway

Mike - Chris Hemsworth

Moblit - Andrew Garfield

Nanaba - Blake Lively

Pixis - Patrick Stewart

Shadis - Ben Kingsley

Petra - Holland Roden

Eld - Jake Manley

Oluo - Sean Depner

Gunther - Adam DiMarco

Farlan - Lucas Till

Isabel - Emma Stone

Kenny - Keanu Reeves

Uri - Daniel Craig

Frieda - Megan Fox

Rod - Michael Stulhbarg

Zeke - Charlie Hunnam

Yelena - Elizabeth Debicki

Onyankopon - Anthony Mackie

Kiyomi - Ming-Na Wen

Magath - Jean Reno

Willy - Lee Pace

There are some characters I don’t include such as Zackly, Hannes, Grisha, Eren Kruger, and Lara Tybur, because I have no idea who should play them. As for the 104th cadets and the Warriors, I prefer them to be played by entirely new actors and actresses.

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Masterlist: A slasher a day keeps the anxiety away~!

Trying to do an update a day ^^.

Many of these will be dealing with mental illness, triggers, blood, violence, and more. If you don’t like it, then please don’t read. NOT for people under 16. 18+ ones will be on my AO3 account.

Halloween

Micheal Myers

Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees

G (fear of water) 2

Candyman

Daniel Robitaille

Scream

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Stu x Billy: No Touching 1

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Freddy Kruger

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Bubba Sawyer

Thomas Hewitt

Child’s Play

Chucky/Charles Lee Ray

Tiffany Valentines

House of Wax

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

The Collector

Asa Emory

ChromeSkull

Jesse Cromeans

Predator

Jungle

City

Feral

Wolf

Scar

Bad Bloods

Celtic

Chopper

Lost Tribe

House of 1000 Corpses

Baby Firefly

Otis

My Bloody Valentine

Harry Warden

Alex

Silence of the Lamb/ Hannibal/ TV

Hannibal Lecter

Will Graham

Will x Hannibal x Reader: Numb

Pinhead

Saw

The Lost Boys

Silent Hill

Pyramid Head

~ Letters~

S.S- Aromantic: One night stand