#Dear Leader Jim Pickens

[crack-canon]

The Great Leader Jim Pickens on Ponytown

Spreading chaos and poisoned fruits

[whowouldwininafite]

[evilmus]

Jim and Turg

Sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

First comes love

Then comes crime

Then comes the knitting basement making many a dime

[hotmonkeelove]

This is Concerning...

I keep seeing this ad on my dash:

All I can think is that apparently my guardian angel is Jim Pickens:

I am so screwed!

[twitwir]

one of my favourite old white men

[best-chaotic-neutral]

Hey fellow Call Me Kevin fans I’m hoping you can help a fellow cultist out here, what was the Phasmaphobia video where it was Kevin and a whole bunch of other people who were (I think) throwing a party at the haunted house. I remember there being a conga line involved

And it was part of the CMK rewind for 2020

[simtive]

the dear leader sure loves his milk

[isopodaknees]

Every time Kevin says it’s Dear Leader Day the next day in a video, I have half a second where I forget he made every day Dear Leader Day

[bigjimbopickens]

It is August 14. Y’know what that means? Dear Leader Day.

He is 13 now, he can use most social media websites /j

I am keeping this going. If Jim Pickens has 0 fans then it means I have died. I am self proclaimed number 4 Jim Pickens fan. This is my gift to my fellow Jim Pickens enjoyers.

Anyways this is actually an older piece from February but I only just finished it tonight. Sorry I have been so inactive, I been busy irl. My iPad also crashed 3 times trying to comprehend this drawing 💀

[cxdemusings]

BWAHA. HOW COULD I FORGET I HAD A CC PORTRAIT OF OUR DEAR LEADER, JIM PICKENS???

Well, he's now in one of the world's museums. XD

[dbotillustrates-blog]

hello all I hope you enjoy this digital panting of our dear leader Jim Pickens form callmekevin1811 sims YouTube videos

[the-dear-leader-trapped]

It is I the great dear leader Jim pickens. Come forth my children with your offerings and wishes

[boom-fanfic-a-latta]

Hey remember when we decided that teiden kyou would react to artificial lighting the way that vampires react to the sun?

Our dear leader Jim Pickens has provided us a solution to him-

(uh callmekevin good-)

ASDFGHJKL

[evilmus]

Successful evil man X evil manfailure

[helpforhardcorepets]

I don’t see that many people talk about RT’s and Kevin’s so I figured I might as well share some tidbits about em

RTGame

Insists he is the drift king. I dunno where he got the title from but just go along with it. He’ll get pissy if you don’t

Mostly responsible unless he’s playing board games. Then he can shit talk like the rest of em

HATES SPIDERS. Seriously this is one of the most important things about him, do not even imply a spider may exist in his general vicinity. One time a spider fell on his enclosure in the middle of the night and he screamed so loud I thought someone died

Likes sheep and penguins. I gave him a stuffed sheep big enough to use as a bed

Likes to use Legos to build cities with people in them with the most fucked up roads known to man. Then he’ll dump water on the city and laugh at houses getting destroyed

Likes a pint of beer every once in a while

Don’t let him gamble he tends to get addicted :(

If you ask him to clean his area he’ll either optimize it to hell and back or do it in the most inefficient way possible to mess with you

CallMeKevin

Very nice guy, can and will try to annoy you

Good for making a friend with a new MCYT. Has been trying to make small talk with my Hardcore Technoblade but it hasn’t worked yet

A source of mischief and mayhem so make sure to consistently check on him. One time I left for five minutes and came back to find he was trying to start a cult

RT is a great look out for him and can rein him in. They’re a good duo, get along splendidly if difficult to understand at times

Talks about his dear leader Jim Pickens a lot. Idk who that is

Goes through weird phases like only walking in a straight line. Don’t worry there’s nothing wrong with him he’s just like that for a couple days

A Kevin is smarter than he acts. Don’t underestimate his intelligence or you’ll regret it

Overall, a very underrated starter duo in my opinion. While keeping just one can overwhelm someone new with their mischief I’ve found the duo balance each other out quite well. Plus, this duo can get along with damn near everyone provided Kevin doesn’t act too annoying. I’d put them up there with ClingyDuo and Phistin in terms of how well they get along

[justanotherboringwriter]

||TWO undead lovers :3||

Summary; after a few years and a whole lotta mur–Er, deaths that coincidentally followed Jim like an annoying mosquito (Totally not his fault)–Jim Pickens meets an old flame and introduces him to his new husband and they’re all happy. And in love. And weird.

A/N; I’ve been watching CallMeKevin vids for like 2 days and I honestly adore the Jim Pickens storyline, especially the romance between Jim and Agner and Jim and Grim so why not just make them polyamorous? Yet another win for our dear leader Jim Pickens!

Wordcount; 1,021

Jim finished settling a grave down, standing back and admiring the few graves beside his stand. He looked to the small oven and walked over, sliding the tray out and settling the pizza in a box beside two other pizza’s, waiting for more customers as he adjusted the four plates of Pufferfish Nigiri. He sang ‘Country Roads’ to himself, thinking of checking on his farm soon.

He hoped Kevin wasn’t busy doing something dumb again. Or that Santa had been pecked to death by that evil chicken but what’s the point of having an evil chicken other than having it randomly kill people? He heard a drawn out groan and looked over, a bright, psychotic smile overcoming his face as he was greeted with the sight of one of his many lovers. “Agner!” He said enthusiastically. Agner let out another long groan, looking tired and slightly annoyed.

Jim rushed around the stand, jumping into Agner’s arms, wrapping his arms around the zombie’s neck. “I missed you sooo much, honey!” He said, kissing his cold cheek as Agner held him up, leaning into the kiss. “You’ve missed out on so much–Being dead must take up a lot of time, hm? But that doesn’t matter anymore because now, we’re finally together again!” He added as he was settled on his feet. “C’mon, I have someone I want you to meet!”

After a while, they arrived at a bunker. “I hope you don’t mind the mess..I live with a few people and it’s pretty hard to keep up good looks when there’s four adults, a teen, a child, and a dog in your bunker. You can stay in my room!” Jim chuckled awkwardly, pushing open the door to the bunker and shutting it behind Agner. “You first.” He said flirtatiously and watched as the zombie slowly made his way down into the bunker, followed quickly by Jim. Jim took his hand again, “You wouldn’t mind a polyamorous relationship, right?–It’s when there’s more than two people in a committed relationship. Things got a bit..intimate while you were gone. And I have a teenage alien son.” He sighed, leading Agner through the bunker and to his own bedroom.

“Stop barking!” Jim yelled angrily at Scobay Du who was barking while running in a circle, chasing his tail. Agner raised a brow but didn't speak, continuing to be led along. Jim pushed open the door to his bedroom, “This is the best place in the bunker! Only for you, me, and Grim!” He said proudly. “Oh, you don’t know Grim, do you?–No, wait, you do. He’s the Grim Reaper. And he took you when you died. Then when you died as a zombie.” He added, sighing and looking off.

Grim, laying in bed sleeping, woke up. “What are you yelling about now, darling?” He asked groggily as he sat up, rubbing his always tired eyes, annoyed at being woken up by his insane husband’s rambling. “Hi, baby. You remember Agner, right?..” Jim replied awkwardly, motioning to Agner as Grim threw the covers off his legs, walking to Jim and taking his hands, leading him aside. “Jim, darling, listen, I love you–It’s the reason I proposed to and married you, but you really can’t keep doing this stuff. I know you’re the leader of The 15th Street gang and you’ve dealt drugs but I’m convinced you still have some of your stash and are doing it every 4 hours. Be honest with me, is it the cocaine or are you naturally like this?” He whispered.

“I still have my stash but I’m not doing it! I may have dealt it, but I never actually snorted any of the coke, okay?” Jim huffed.

“I’m just naturally like this, baby. Did you not realize I had a few screws loose? I thought this was part of my charm! People love being a little crazy, don’t they? I mean, why else would everybody always be so interested in me?” He added, pulling Grim close and wrapping an arm around his waist and giving him a brief kiss on the lips. “It was but also, you’re a damn mermaid. People can’t really resist the allure of an ethereal voice and otherworldly beauty. Plus Southern charm..” Grim muttered. “But that’s not the point; you have to discuss things such as polyamory with me before you drag home your undead boyfriend. It’s just something that makes me uncomfortable, alright? I have no issue with it but talk to me about it first, okay?” Grim held Jim’s free hand, pressing featherlight kisses to the skin of his calloused knuckles.

“Good to know. I assume that’s a yes?” Jim responded, enjoying the affection. “Yes, it is.” Grim replied. “And next time you come into our room, don’t immediately start with the schizophrenic rambling, alright? Pretty rude way to wake me up, darling.” Grim gave Jim a kiss which the mermaid leaned into, kissing him back and smiling against his lips. “Alright! So, Agner.” Jim looked to the zombie as he was inspecting a picture on a nightstand.

It was of Jim and Grim’s wedding with Grim in a white suit and Jim in a wedding dress, Grim holding the man up bridal style as rice was thrown on them from cheering bystanders while Jim was smiling brightly and Grim had a slight, calm smile on his lips. Agner lifted up the framed picture, looking at it even closer, stoic. “Don’t worry about that, Agner. You’re our boyfriend now. How about we go to bed?” Jim tilted his head, taking Grim’s hands and leading him into bed, kicking off his shoes. Agner settled the picture down and nodded, getting under the covers with the two other men and cuddling against Jim. Grim sighed and also cuddled against Jim.

“And when you wake up, don’t be loud.” Grim muttered to Jim. “I won’t! I promise. Pinky promise.” His husband replied. Grim gave Jim a kiss on the cheek, “Good. And, I know you won’t be loud either.” Grim reached over and gave Agner a kiss before laying back down, closing his eyes and relaxing.