The DirkJohn community keeps sleeping on Dirk being obsessed with philosophy and John being a jerk. I just want to see Dirk start to ramble about the concept of retrocausality and John stopping him to say, “Don’t you like my little pony? Why are you trying to sound smart?”
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I think about these two too much help me.
What!!! If they!!! Ended up grouping tgthr!!! Because literally everyone has their couples at literally any meeting together!!! As an obligation!!! Kinda?
And a lot of unresolved issues too!!!! Please!!!
"Nggh, too loud."
"John, I'll probably be leaving fi-"
"we'll leave together."
That's Dirk's crush revelation too ueuueuuu. Dirk is not Dirk without his "I will fix him", except he wants to make him worse and accidentally fixes both of em. I think.
And John having his crisis over not being able to decide if he'd want to deepen their relation, plus quite a bit (a lot) of gay thoughts
"i'm not even sure what he likes"
"well. besides horses, that is."
"..."
"what if he's only topping?"
"i'm not sure i'm ready to get smth in the butt."
"..."
"..."
"fuck, what if he has a horse d- EWWWWWWW"
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the grind never stops i digitized one of the paper sketches bc i thought itd look cute :)
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squishes him like a squeaky toy
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FINALLY ANOTHER DSTRIDERPOST i’ve been so bombarded with school, i wanted to come from the depths to show this
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hes saying some nic cage fun factz
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tumblr pls dont shit on my art quality
gang do u fw this!!!!😎🙏
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i spent 50k on this drawing
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this is how i imagine they hang out btw
what movie do you think they're watching?
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Dirk: I fucked your Poppop Jane-
Jane: fuck you Dirk, you fucked everyone I've known
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two emotionally repressed nerds walk into a bar etc etc
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this is for my dirkjohn audience who are sick of seeing me simp after a spider
dirk definitely slammed their teeth together painfully
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