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Tidepod.
why does dirkjohn have no cool alternative names. Like you got hammertime and pepsicola and cottoncandy and i cant think of anything else but nope just dirkjohn yep yep yep
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Researchers discover about boys who love putting themselves in boxes as a metaphor for suicidal ideation. Get the fuck outta there.
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@boobstrider planted the Brobec seed in my brain then I turned it into BroPoppop with my dirkjohn touch™.
Also, his name is Popcatsprite... Popcat....
Is grabs his tail in every universe.
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I need the Anonstuck account in twt to die because it single handedly killed everyone's fandom etiquette.
#disguisedtalking#cant look up dirkjohn without a mother fucker trying to police on how lgbtq relationships *should* work
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#went so hard with this actually#i actually forgot half of the things but i said what i said#im insane#<- wait nvm i remembered suddenly LMAO
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Nov 2024
#homestuck#john egbert#dirk strider#june egbert#dawn strider#dirkjohn#johndirk#junedirk#dirkjune#dawnjune#junedawn#thats so many okay#disguisedbacklogs#mine
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I took away the 어 in 디어크. ㅋㅋ
Other: 존디어크 (JohnDirk)
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dirkjohn yuri and ghost busters yuri.
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어서와 디크존에. (Welcome to dickzone.)
Ship name poll.
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I took away the 어 in 디어크. ㅋㅋ
Other: 존디어크 (JohnDirk)
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OH MY GEE. I love that idea...
I just turned it into two different expressions though lol.
Voice Claims:
Explosive (Filipinos trashtalking LOL)
Numb (Hermit of Truth Pure Vanilla Cookie Korean Dub) Translation: Because of me... AAAAH!!
7 different emotions on an ENA. Who needs allat??
DirkJohnENA
Voice Claims:
Silly (Weird Al Yankovic), Logical (Kick Buttowski), Melancholic(John Arcilla), Manic(Shadow Milk Cookie Korean Dub)
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DirkJohnENA
Voice Claims:
Silly (Weird Al Yankovic), Logical (Kick Buttowski), Melancholic(John Arcilla), Manic(Shadow Milk Cookie Korean Dub)
#mine#dirk strider#john egbert#ENA#dirkjohnena#dirkjohn#basically dirkjohnena becoming manic or sad turns him into an asian
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God, I fucking miss John Egbert.
Dirk too 🙄 I fucking guess.
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