#Do something vaugely flirtarous to Lorgar and

[green-square-anon]

@lemon-russ @ms--lobotomy @beckyninja

As if it wasn't obvious that this blog has a thing for invoulentary erections already. Porn logic but hot:

Lorgar Aurelian DOES wear a chastity cage like some have suggested, but it's not because of any religious reasons/obligation. It's because of being pent up for addmittedly religious reasons and has to hide his erections. He spends a lot of time in loose robes and I agree with the headcanon that he's the "biggest" primarch. And that was BEFORE the reader came along. The reader even looks in his direction and he has a raging erection. And yes, in true porn logic tm that cage will eventually snap from him witnessing something particulaly arousing while alone with the reader (like them bathing or coming on to him, or sittting in his lap...) or it will break in some inconvinient way (I looked it up and you're not supposed to remove chastity cages while erect lol) leaving him humilated and having to ask for the readers help...

Rogal Dorn on the other hand does not wear a chastity cage but he also spends a lot of time in full armor. This man gets hard from some interaction or another with his beloved. Having to sit through a meeting rock hard under his armor. You can't see it on his facial expression, if anything he might be scowling more than normal, but his men might wonder why his face is so red. (Oh poor unable-to-lie Rogal if they ask lmfao) (and oh invountary reactions like blushing).