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no1deepspacehater · 1 month
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The DeepSpace Boys Getting High
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A/N: I don't even like smoking, most of the time I have panic attacks but I've had like 1 or 2 good highs. anyway WHERE MY LADS 420 BLAZERS AT??? this ones for you guys <3
☆ Zayne
Has used CBD oil once or twice for body pain from his evol, has never really gotten high though. Other than that, not much experience.
Would prefer eating edibles over anything. Put an infused macaron in his face and he is folding immediately.
Is the type to go non-verbal once it hits.
And he gets really slow. Not like dumb slow but physically slow. He starts buffering like a youtube vid on bad wifi.
Both of you got high once and though you had called him numerous times, he only looked up from his work email after you touched his shoulder, he’d only typed “As per my last email,” within the 10 minutes he was staring at the screen.
☆ Xavier
His body is already on low power mode 24/7, weed is sending him fast asleep immediately.
Good luck waking him up within the next 24 hours.
Has some experience, but it’s not something he does often.
Doesn’t like the smell from smoking it, so you both drink it as tea or sweets as well.
Did give Jeremiah some seeds to plant once and told him it was tomato seeds as a ‘joke’.
Gets the worst munchies afterwords, so you both always have lots of snacks prepared.
☆ Rafayel
Experimented with it before so he could see how his art would turn out while high.
Needless to say, he would do anything but paint.
House? Cleaned. Paperwork? Take a hike Thomas. All four seasons of that new comedy you both started? Watched.
Speaking of comedy, when high, everything is instantly 5x funnier with him.
Thomas was scolding you both for something, and you both nearly pissed yourself laughing because Rafayel whispered. “He looks like a barracuda when mad.”
Thomas was not impressed and banned you both from smoking ever again.
☆ Sylus
Not interested, sorry.
Even if he does to humour you, he’s not doing enough to get baked, more like a light buzz.
Prefers alcoholism, like a true alcoholic.
He’s a bit more loose in personality when he does get buzzed though, his softer smiles showing up more, and he laughs at your antics more.
On a side note, the twins are hilarious when they’re high as well.
I have a small headcanon that Sylus can’t actually get truly drunk or high, since his body heals itself, kind of like a Deadpool situation, except he can get slightly buzzed or close to 'kind of' drunk, he’d have to focus on not triggering his evol though, and that’s just too much work.
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freak-accident419 · 23 days
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Double Derek
Derek Danforth x GN!Reader
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Summary: You spend time with your boyfriend, Derek, before he would leave for a week-long business trip away from home. As a joke, you propose that you should purchase a ‘Clone a Willy’ kit, in case you miss him during his absence. But Derek wasn’t truly against the idea.
Word Count: 4.3k
Content: 18+ smut, MDNI, gender-neutral reader, mentions of sex toys (they’re literally making one), raunchiness, slightly OOC Derek, too many damn time skips, more plot than porn, the silliness is more prominent in the beginning but not so much the smut, penetration (unspecified genitals for reader)
(A/n: thankyou thankyou so much to @g0ry0re0 for proofreading, you are literally a lifesaver ilysm. thank you for everyone’s support and anticipation for this fic, you all keep me going ❤️ enjoy!!)
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“Uhh… ‘CBD-infused intimate oil,’” Derek reads off the box in a curious mutter, turning it around to examine the product and its written features. Then he looked at you with a knowing grin. “Yeah?”
“Yeah,” you nodded in agreement, chuckling under your breath as you watched the imminent purchase remain inside of your boyfriend’s grasp.
You and Derek, since being in a relationship of nearly three years, had always found several ways to spice things up in your sex life. The two of you experimented with almost everything in the book, be it edging, near exhibitionism, toys, food play, etc. And of course, while romantic relationships overall meant way more than just the sex, your sex life with him was just too incredible to ignore. Jesus, you could go on and on for days about how amazing the sex was.
Therefore, it wasn’t unusual at all to find the two of you inside of an adult store. Sure, you mostly bought your things online, but since you two were already out and the shop was nearby, you figured it wouldn’t hurt to go in. Plus, the other times you went to the in-person stores were quite beneficial; you were able to see certain sizings of different products and got the necessary and helpful advice from the clerks there.
You and Derek had continued to browse through the raunchy products as you walked down each aisle together. And while the two of you were almost in your thirties, absolutely nothing could deter you two from giggling at some of the ridiculous things sold there. This time, however, you suddenly stopped in your tracks and opened your mouth in complete awe once your eyes had laid upon it.
“Holy fucking shit!” You blurted as you instantly grabbed the tube-shaped box from the shelf in front of you:
‘(GLOW IN THE DARK) CLONE-A-WILLY: THE IN-HOME PENIS MOLDING KIT
MAKE A VIBRATING SILICONE REPLICA OF ANY PENIS (EASY TO MAKE)’
“Is this actually—?” Derek nearly snatches it from you with a fascinated scoff, reading over the description on the packaging. “What the fuck? Do—do people actually do this?”
“Of course they do, I see them, like, everywhere!” You cackled, trying to steal back the box from his grasp. It wasn’t the first time you’ve ever seen it, but it does surprise you every damn time that you do.
“Okay, okay, so… So if I’m getting this right, you could basically make an entire fuckin’ dildo at home… by molding somebody else’s or your own dick?” He raises an eyebrow incredulously.
“Yeah, pretty much,” you wheeze, nodding at him until your smile grew wider in sudden realization. “Shit, baby, you’d take ‘go fuck yourself’s to a whole new level!”
“What the hell, Y/n?” He chuckled, trying not to burst out into any more insufferable laughter, “okay, first of all, who would—Why the fuck would I want to use a replica of my own fucking dick on myself? Like, if anything, it’s you who should be taking it.”
“Hey, you can’t just say that!” You hissed playfully, still smiling from the entire situation you found yourselves in. Suddenly, however, your eyes widened insightfully from an absurd epiphany you just had.
“Wait,” you began. “I mean… You do have a point, considering that your trip is coming up already… Holy shit, imagine that! While you’re going to be gone for a whole fuckin’ week, I could always use this weird clone shit on myself whenever I’m horny! Hell, it’s perfect since you’ve been going to so many business trips lately!” You joked exuberantly before letting out a delighted sigh. “Jesus, baby, this is so ridiculous…”
Chuckling to yourself, you placed the box back on the shelf, prompting a perplexed gaze from Derek—or rather, as he stared at it, a gaze of deep contemplation. You recognized this damn shit-faced look of his. After all, you’ve known him for years.
“Derek—” you began skeptically.
“Hold on, I’m thinking,” he interjects with a thoughtful finger to his chin before a sudden and mischievous smirk appears at his lips. “You know, that actually isn’t a bad idea.”
Completely dumbfounded and taken aback, you raised a suspecting eyebrow. “Wait. You’re not actually considering… I mean, I was just joking around earlier, I wasn’t actually being serious—”
“I know, but think about it, babe! I mean, hell, you even said it yourself! Every time you feel… needy while I’m out, especially on my long business trips, you could always, well… you know,” he grinned darkly, glancing toward the ridiculous sex toy, “and if you want, I could even call you while you—”
“Shush!” You hissed with a slight laugh. “Holy fuck, you’re actually turned on by this freaky shit, aren’t you?!” It was actually quite hypocritical of you to call him out like that, as you tried to push your own feelings of arousal to the side. “I mean, I’d be down, but… Are you actually being for real right now?”
He scoffs at your remarks, crossing his arms. “Yeah, I mean… I’d be lying if I said that the thought of you being that desperate for my cock wouldn’t turn me on.”
“Really? You’re kidding.” You gasp in utter disbelief. Frankly, you never would’ve expected Derek to be into this kind of stuff, even knowing firsthand that he could be pretty extreme. It was most likely the fact that it was a ‘penis molding kit’ that caught you off guard when your boyfriend genuinely considered it. “You’re actually—Because like, while I was joking, you know, I actually still wanted to get it, but I didn’t know if you were down, or—”
“Babe, this might be the weirdest yet sexiest fuckin’ thing I’ve ever thought of us doing. Of course I’m down.”
***
After bringing home the very ‘unique’ product the two of you purchased from the adult store, you and Derek had set up in the spacious kitchen of his (which was technically yours too, since you practically lived with him now). With all of your necessary supplies laid out on the counter as well as the kit’s included materials, you made it to the fifth step together. The counter’s surface was crowded with measuring cups, bowls, and the other required items as Derek’s lower half had been completely naked to prepare for the molding process. He was actually already jerking off vacantly, a cock ring against the base of his dick to keep him as hard as he could be for the mold.
“Oh my god, I can’t stop thinking about that,” you chuckle as you began to stir the mix of water with the kit’s included molding powder. “That was so fucking hilarious!”
“You’d think that—” Derek scoffs in amusement, practically interrupting himself. “When the cashier said I looked familiar, you’d think that she would’ve mentioned Danforth Enterprises or, hell, even my mom, right? But she thought—she fucking said—”
“Robby Apples!” You nearly cackle, continuing to mix the bowl’s contents after setting a timer for a minute, “She thought you were a fuckin’ porn star!”
“I—” he scoffs with a wide, amused grin on his lips, “Personally? I don’t see it. I don’t think we look alike, like, at all.”
“Right, right,” you chuckle softly, “but it’s the hair. It’s the hair, baby! The curls and stupid frosted tips, I bet that’s why she assumed that!”
“I mean, yeah, but Y/n… I’m way more famous than him. Like, I’m literally CEO of my company—hell, my mother is the President of the United fucking States! Like, how the hell do you mistake me for someone else?! Let alone a fucking porn star!” Derek huffs playfully, surprisingly not too offended by the mix-up. Usually his ego would be heavily bruised whenever someone didn’t recognize him immediately, but he was having way too much fun with you to even be serious about it. And you loved it.
“But, like…” you began with a slight smile, “to be fair, babe, she works at that sex shop. Her mind must be porn over politics.”
“Hey, just because she works at a sex shop doesn’t mean she’s a porn addict.” Derek then raises an eyebrow as he attempts to call you out, “Now that’s just assuming, isn’t it?”
You scowled, yet a small smirk still creeped upon your lips. “You’re talking to me about assuming? You’re—You say that as if you’re not the most judgmental asshole in the fucking world.”
“Ugh, fair point,” Derek shrugged in acceptance and self-awareness, not even bothering to argue because he knew you were right. Then, he paused thoughtfully. “That is a great slogan, though.”
“What, about assumptions?”
“No, ‘porn over politics.’”
“Oh, yes,” you nod with a hint of sarcasm, “The epitome of Derek Danforth.”
“Uh, no,” he scoffs quickly, “money and superiority is the epitome of Derek Danforth.”
You paused with a grimace on your face. “You did not just refer to yourself in the third person.”
“Wh—You do it all the time!” He exclaims.
“Uh, yeah,” you scoff, “ironically!”
Somehow, you didn’t notice until now that Derek was holding his phone in his hand, looking at the screen as he continued to stroke himself to sustain his erection. “Hey, what are you looking at, by the way?”
His eyes went up to you with an innocent, neutral expression. “Uhhh, your nudes.”
“You’re fucking kidding,” you chuckle.
“Uh, no,” he says, turning his phone around in an attempt to show you. “I’m literally going through them right now—”
“No, ew, don’t show me!” You laugh from embarrassment as you looked down at the mixing bowl you stirred, covering the peripheral view with your hand. As sexy as they were to Derek and to you during the time you were taking them, you really couldn’t take them seriously afterwards.
“Oh, don’t tell me you’re embarrassed, babe,” he teases knowingly, making you roll your eyes. “You look so hot in them.”
“Dude—Of course I’m fucking embarrassed!” You reasoned, “I thought it was hot until the post-nut fuckin’ clarity kicked in!”
Suddenly, the timer went off as the two of you laughed softly at your last comment. You were then prompted to instantly focus as you turned off the blaring alarm and grabbed the tube closer to yourself on the counter.
“You fully hard, baby?” You ask casually, beginning to pour the white mixture inside of the tube.
“Yup,” he nodded simply, watching you prepare for the molding process.
After you finished pouring in all of the thick molding substance, you grabbed the tube and walked closer to your boyfriend. “Okay, so we’re just molding your dick now, for like, two… two minutes, I think? And you’re just gonna have to stay hard like that and don’t move too much,” you giggle, “I have to act fast, though, because there’s a reason why the water had to be ninety degrees, alright?”
“Alright,” Derek chuckles, “go ahead, babe.”
After setting up a two minute timer on your phone, you slowly placed the tube full of the ‘molding gel’ over his dick, making some of the white, thick substance drip out onto the floor. The two of you already began to cackle, Derek groaning in slight disgust from the weird feeling that the texture of the paste gave him around his cock.
“This is really fuckin’ messy,” he raises an eyebrow as he watches the leftover mixture spill onto the smooth, quartz tiles of the kitchen floor. “And it feels really… really weird around my dick,” Derek laughs softly.
“Well, we were warned about the mess but… damn, I didn’t know it’d be this crazy,” you chuckle, holding the tube in place, allowing you to stand close to Derek’s naked body. “Also, I know what you’re thinking—You’re not allowed to make a joke about how the molding gel resembles your fucking jizz.” Derek frowns immediately as you giggle at his reaction.
Rolling your eyes, you lean in closer to your lover, placing some soft kisses on his bare shoulder and collarbone. You always believed that Derek’s body was so beautiful, and you couldn’t help but show him how much you loved it all the time. “I’m gonna miss you, you know that?” You mumble with your lips pressed against the warm skin of his shoulder.
“Me too, baby,” he sighs softly, “but I’ll be back before you know it, alright?”
“I’m gonna fuck myself so fucking hard with this weird ass thing when you’re gone.”
“Sorry,” you mumble afterwards, realizing what you had blurted caused Derek to become speechless.
Your filthy words had been delivered so bluntly and casually, gaining a low groan from Derek’s throat. “Fuck. You can’t just—Baby, please tell me you’ll get me off after we do this because, fuck, I’ve been so hard for so fucking long and you’re already making things worse with that kind of talk,” he complains, nearly pleading.
“Jeez, I said I was sorry...” Chuckling, you bury your face in his neck affectionately. “Don’t worry, babe, we have so much time after this. You can fuck me as hard as you want.”
“Fuck…” he moaned at the visual you gave him with your words.
Resting your lips contently in the crook of his neck, you let out a small snicker afterwards. “Dude, I can’t get that stupid fucking meme out of my head…”
“What meme?” Derek asked curiously, no longer focusing solely on his arousal he had for you.
“The fuckin’—Your mom, the Jessica Danforth one that they would—”
“Oh, my god,” he scoffs lightly with a smile, amused by recollection of a popular, new internet meme they made of the US President. “But that one is so fucking stupid.”
“Nuh-uh, it’s iconic because your mom is iconic,” you retort playfully, “and those ‘stupid’ memes ended up being genuine, effective marketing strategies towards her campaign.”
Honestly, it was kind of adorable to Derek that you thought that lousy, new generation memes of her was what mainly helped his mother’s campaign. It was less adorable, however, that it wasn’t really the case. If only you knew…
You leaned in, briefly connecting your soft lips with his, appreciating the intimacy of your closeness that this position bestowed upon the two of you. Your kiss had pushed his underlying guilt aside for now, melting in the short moment of sweetness.
“Hey, when can I get this thing off of me?” He asks suddenly once your lips had parted from each other.
You pursed your lips curiously. “Uhh, well, is it hard yet?”
“Baby, my dick has been hard the entire time for this, you know that.”
“No, I meant—” you giggled breathlessly, “I meant the molding gel, has it hardened yet?”
“Well, it feels like it, sort of,” he remarked with a shrug.
“Eh, we can just wait for the full two minutes,” you suggested, prompting that you both should wait until the timer ends.
Soon enough, the two of you had gone through the entire procedure. You removed the tube from Derek’s cock, placing it on the counter as you mixed the silicone packets together to pour that mixture into the mold. Then, you placed the included vibrator inside the tube through the hole of a cardboard cover that rested on the top of the rim to keep it from sinking completely down into the mold.
“We are… done,” you laugh softly, the two of you looking at the tube filled with liquid silicone, most certainly taking the form of Derek’s dick. “I don’t know what I was expecting, but we are going to have to wait, like, twenty-four hours until we can take it out of the mold.”
“Well, shit. I am actually both fucking terrified and excited to see how it’ll end up looking like,” he shrugs with a slight scoff.
“Your dick, but in a glow-in-the-dark green,” you reply with a simple nod. “So… What now?”
A thoughtful yet mischievous grin appears on Derek’s lips as his eyes trail hungrily over your body.
After eagerly stripping your pants and underwear down, Derek lifted you up on the edge of the kitchen table, lips never leaving yours as he kissed you deeply and passionately. He grabbed onto your thigh, lightly gasping at the rough grip as his other hand slipped under your shirt to feel the soft skin of your back. Derek actually used the hemp oil that you two purchased earlier (alongside the Clone-A-Willy), rubbing it over your sensitive groin, then pleasurably lubricating your entrance. “God, I need you so bad, baby,” he mumbles lustfully, pulling your hips closer to the edge of the counter to line himself up with you.
A soft, yet vocal moan escaped your lips as you feel his rock hard, throbbing cock stretching and pushing through your tight, needy hole. “Fuck, you feel so fucking good,” Derek grunts, eyes half-lidded as he looked at you with lust and admiration. And from this heavenly sensation, you had been reminded that he still had that cock ring on.
You giggled immaturely, “you know, I forgot you even had that o—” He moved both his hands to spread open your thighs, trailing back up to grip your hips as he began to slowly thrust inside of you, making you whine as you placed your hands on his shoulders. “D-Derek—” You choke out a moan as he gradually increases his pace, firmly pushing his hips against yours to get as deep inside of you as he could. His cock was so fucking hard, indisputably caused by the pressure of the ring, but also from how much your sole body turned him on.
The two of your moans echoed in the atmosphere of the kitchen, especially as you wrapped your legs tightly around his back, pushing him in even deeper. “Fuck,” you whined softly, feeling one of his hands trail under the back of your shirt again during each heavy thrust until he finally lifts it off of you, throwing the piece of fabric onto the floor.
Your insides had deliciously gripped Derek’s firm cock so tight, withdrawing a low, prolonged groan from his throat as he then picked up the pace. He pounded deeply into you, head hanging low as he focused on his hard thrusts.
“Shit!” You nearly cry, wrapping your arms around his neck as you started to feel more sensitive. “You’re so fucking hard, hell…”
“Am I usually not?” He teases with a smirk, not ceasing his movements anytime soon.
“Ugh, you know what I mean,” you panted breathlessly. “The fucking cock ring’s, like, making you even harder than you ever been. I can’t believe this only, like, the second time we’ve ever used it.”
“Are you implying that we should use it more?” He raises an eyebrow.
“Hell, yeah,” you replied with a satisfied moan.
“Fuck, baby,” Derek groans, hiding his face in your neck, briefly nipping at your flesh. “Fucking love how tight you feel around my fucking cock.”
You moaned at his sultry words, your arms leaving his neck and holding yourself up with your palms flat on the counter behind you, attempting to grind against his movements. “Fuuuck,” you mumble as your palms shifted behind you, nudging and almost knocking down the Clone-A-Willy tube that was still filled with un-solidified silicone. “Oh, shit!” Gasping in a short panic, you held it steady before it could fall and moved it away to the side.
“Jesus, babe, you almost spilled over my dick,” he scoffs with a chuckle, his thrusts slightly sloppy from this distraction.
“Oh, I’ll spill something over your dick, babe,” you joked swiftly with a playful smirk.
“Oh my god, you’re fucking terrible,” he groaned as a mere, amused smile formed at his lips.
“Shut up, I’m not the one who got mistaken for a porn star,” you retorted, flashing a teasing grin.
“God, never fucking bring that up again,” Derek huffs, rolling his eyes.
“Oh, I will, baby, I will so use it against you,” you claim humorously.
Suddenly, he lifts you up by your ass, away from the counter as he was still pressed deeply inside of you. Holding you up against him in the center of the kitchen floor, he thrusted up inside of you, creating a strong wave of pleasure throughout your entire being.
“Fuck!” You cried as his fingernails dig into the skin of your ass, pushing his cock in and out of your sensitive hole. “Jesus fuckin’ Christ, babe, you might not be a porn star, but you sure as hell fuck like one, shit…” The harsh sounds of flesh slapping against flesh echoed lewdly in the kitchen as he continued holding you up, and even guiding and pushing your hips skillfully against his.
Finally, he brought the two of you over on a chair, sitting down against it as you were positioned on top, his dick completely inside of you. “Ride me, baby,” he mutters, cupping your face gently, yet pulling you in urgently for a deep, wet kiss, shoving his tongue through your lips.
Breaking the kiss, Derek’s hands explored and caressed the warm, smooth skin of your body, muttering lustful praises to you. This prompted you to begin moving, placing your hands on his shoulders as your hips would gently grind against his. “Mmm,” you hum softly in pleasure before your head is thrown back the moment you increase your pace.
You let your knees assist you in bouncing on his thick cock, feeling his arms being wrapped around your back tightly to bring you in closely and intimately. “Fuck, baby…” Derek huffs, attempting to move his hips up with yours.
This position was short-lived, however, because of Derek’s urgency to fuck you fast and properly, lifting you back up once again. He made out with you as he held you, kissing your lips roughly and hotly while we stumbled towards the living room to finally throw you down on the couch.
He immediately grabbed your legs, lifting them up to place your ankles over his shoulders, nipping softly at your legs in admiration before thrusting back in.
“Fuck!” He groans, moving his hips at a much rougher and faster rate, practically pounding into you with both lust and love.
“Shit, Derek!” You whimper, feeling his cock slide in and out of you so fluidly, stretching and caressing your sensitive walls. From all the buildup of the previous positions, you felt so close already. “Fuck, baby. I—I’m gonna cum—”
“Just—fuck—hold on a little longer, baby,” he mutters, ramming his dick inside of you without faltering, focusing on driving the both of you to the very edge.
“Baby…” You whined desperately, looking up at him as you felt yourself begin to clench around him. And that really did it for him.
“Fuuuck,” Derek moaned, his movements against you beginning to stagger, “Cum for me, baby, c’mon.”
A loud, whiny moan escaped your lips as your back arched up against him, tensing up as you finally released. Your tight, fleshy walls around Derek prompted him to come right after, spilling his warm, white semen deep inside of you, muttering a few curse words before collapsing on top of you.
The both of you panted heavily, struggling to catch your breaths as you felt each other’s sweaty, naked body against one another’s. You chuckle breathlessly, feeling so content from the overwhelming ecstasy that your orgasm bestowed upon yourself.
“So good,” Derek whispered, kissing your lips in a sloppy, lazy manner, “you did so good for me, sweetheart.”
***
“What in… the actual fuck.”
The next day, after it had been exactly 24 hours since you’ve poured in the silicone inside of the mold, you and Derek took it out, revealing his glow-in-the-dark, cloned dick.
The two of you looked down at the new dildo, then looked at each other before cackling loudly and heartily, your laughs echoing in the kitchen where you had done the reveal.
“Oh, my god, it looks—it looks exactly fucking like it, babe!” You exclaim in disbelief, nearly wheezing as you hold the light green, phallic object in your grasp.
“That is,” he began, trying to recover from his previous, hearty laughter, “fucking insane. It’s so uncanny, like… it looks so real.”
“Dude, look at all the detail!” You urged, small snickers escaping your throat, “like even the veins and the fucking—what—frenulum, like… What the hell?!”
“And it’s such a bright ass neon green, holy shit,” Derek chuckled, continuing to examine the silicone.
“Hey, it matches your entire vibe, at least. You know. Green. Money. Ehh?”
The two of you giggled childishly, enjoying the absolute absurdity of this entire situation. “God, only you, Y/n, could get me to do the stupidest fucking things that I would never be willing to do for, like, anybody else,” Derek remarked with a slight smile.
”Hey, you were up for it too,” you scoffed, rolling your eyes, “I was joking about it first, but you were the one who took it seriously!”
“Uh, you were the one who grabbed it first,” retorted Derek.
“And you were the one who took it seriously when I was joking,” you repeated, chuckling softly in amusement.
“I—” But before he could say anything, he realized that you were right. “God fucking dammit.”
***
Tomorrow, Derek would have left for the business trip, the two of you saying your goodbyes before he would disappear into his private jet. And the day after, as your lover stayed at a luxurious hotel, lounging comfortably on the bed, he received a few texts from you during the night:
Y/n: hey
Y/n: it actually does glow in the dark btw
Y/n: [sent an attachment]
Derek’s eyes widened instantly, jaw dropping at the sight of the diabolically lewd image you had just sent him. Including the familiar, bright green item in the frame, of course.
“Holy fu—”
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nutravibes · 1 year
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Love seeing that Sydney McElroy thing where she’s chewing out an employee for talking about how CBD alleviates symptoms of autism.
Which is literally what I’ve been taking it for for a decade.
The only justification for her doing that is if say the shop were saying CBD cures autism, which it doesn’t- it DOES, HOWEVER, ALLEVIATE CERTAIN SYMPTOMS.
SUCH AS OVER-STIMMING.
WHICH IS WHY I TAKE IT (among a myriad of other reasons).
Fucking hell man... hemp-derived cbd doesn’t do anything for anyone tbh but marijuana derived cbd does help with things, like. I’m literally autistic and have been smoking and researching pot for a decade, this shit is so exhausting ‘omg it’s snake oil’ no there is actual science to this.
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Does CBD Help Athletic Execution?
What Precisely is CBD?
The Sativa marijuana plant creates various mixtures known as cannabinoids, truth be told, it produces north of 100 distinct cannabinoids. Every last one of these cannabinoids has its own motivation and they all have their own communications with the human body. Two of the most notable cannabinoids are THC and CBD. Of the two, THC is the most notable however CBD is likewise a piece of the marijuana plant and has numerous valuable qualities.
CBD oil, then again, for the most part contains no THC and is legitimate around the US, not at all like items that contain THC, since it comes up short on psychoactive impacts. To be lawful in the US, CBD items should contain .3% THC or less and a ton of makers have heard the sob for CBD items with no THC, because of individuals being stressed over drug tests and THC overall.
How does CBD function with the body? Generally speaking, CBD works by communicating with the endocannabinoid framework in the body, this framework is answerable for controlling the body and psyche. Our body ordinarily connects with cannabinoids normally so by bringing CBD into the framework, all we are doing is working with part of the body's current framework. We aren't misleadingly controlling the body or psyche as a few different medications or arrangements do.
Because of the ubiquity of CBD it is springing up around the world at drug stores, on the web, and, surprisingly, in supermarkets, yet you need to ensure that you get a quality CBD item as the need might arise to be unadulterated to be successful. Also, counterfeit CBD is referred to not be just about as powerful as regular CBD and could be perilous, bringing about death in some who use it.
For what reason Do Competitors Utilize CBD Oil?
There are a wide range of reasons that competitors have credited to utilizing CBD oil lately, we will investigate every one of them to assist you with getting a comprehension of how CBD can have an effect in your life.
CBD is an All-Regular Choice
A main explanation that competitors decide to utilize CBD oil and other CBD products is the way that it is an all-normal choice. Numerous competitors and individuals from dynamic ways of life care about their bodies and don't have any desire to bring anything unnatural into the body. The extraction interaction of CBD from Sativa includes no unnatural synthetic compounds, further keeping it something OK to add to your body.
Manufactured CBD ought to be kept away from consequently alone yet in addition for the explanation that it can bring down the exhibition of a competitor, while perhaps not just by the way that it harms your wellbeing.
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One of the primary things that was found about Cannabidiol is that it very well may be an extraordinary pain killer. It does this by connecting with a piece of the body known as the endocannabinoid framework. This framework is liable for managing the body, and a piece of that guideline incorporates torment receptors. At the point when CBD enters the body, it scales back how much torment felt and can likewise function as a limited pain killer by assisting with diminishing irritation and lessen the impacts of nearby agony receptors.
Decrease Post Exercise Aggravation
After an exercise you are in many cases left with a development in irritation in your joints, this development brings about touchiness and can make it hard to utilize your body. CBD assists with scaling back irritation of the joints and muscles by working with the body in various ways, remembering for the endocannabinoid framework. With these advantages you can extraordinarily diminish your exercise recuperation. CBD additionally brings about the decrease of exercise related pressure, something that can enormously begin to affect your body assuming you are more dynamic than your body likes.
Similarly, it is critical to take note of that the people who are actually dynamic as a feature of their work, like stockroom laborers, can utilize CBD to scale back a similar irritation and aggravation.
Decrease of Tension
Whether you are turning out for a contest, an expert competitor, or participate in demanding movement at work, a significant number of us feel uneasiness before we participate in a major actual work, particularly in the event that others are watching. A few competitors are endorsed drug like enemy of tension medicine and SSRIs, these can make serious side impacts and are frequently not required.
Rather than utilizing a drug, CBD might be utilized to assist with decreasing nervousness and many individuals as of now do. CBD is a famous enemy of tension instrument and it works by decidedly influencing the endocannabinoid framework to direct uneasiness.
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Cannabidiol oil has been found to upgrade your actual presentation indirectly. It assists with decreasing pulse, lessen torment in the body, and by and large can assist you with capitalizing on your body. A significant number of the issues that can prompt a high BMI and an absence of activity resolve around pulse, heart issues, and comparative issues. Utilizing CBD to help battle these can accordingly work on your actual execution.
CBD for a Functioning Way of life
With regards to having a functioning way of life there are numerous things you can do to assist yourself with helping your presentation and take advantage of each and every exercise. A significant number of those choices you can take are not beneficial for you. CBD is an extraordinary, regular choice that can be joined with other exercise arrangements and cooldowns unafraid of obstructing one another.
To the extent that involving CBD for a functioning way of life, you can use quite a few CBD choices for aiding your exercise. For torment the board and controlling irritation, you will need to utilize a CBD relief from discomfort rub that will assist you with continuing onward and to recuperate speedier. Botanima Organics has an illustration of a top notch CBD relief from discomfort rub, the fixings are all boosted to assist your body with succeeding.
For different advantages, for example, uneasiness decrease and heart benefits, you will need to utilize an eatable or inside type of CBD, for example, CBD oil. Botanima Organics offers quality CBD oil with no THC and we energetically suggest consolidating both of Botanima Natural's items to get the greatest advantage.
Those with dynamic ways of life need to give their best for safeguard their ways of life and bodies, CBD is one of the choices you have for doing that. Through utilizing CBD to upgrade your body, you can do a ton for your presentation. You can likewise attempt to safeguard your body in the future by assisting it with getting the recuperation time you want for your body to mend.
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Is CBD Isolate Right For Me?
Cannabidiol, commonly referred to as CBD, is just one of the fastest expanding products and markets growing today. Yet just what is CBD and is its cleansed isolate form something you should be thinking about? Initially, let's look at why people take CBD.
Derived from Hemp or Marijuana, CBD includes no THC definition that it does not get you "high" or "hummed" in any way like Cannabis does. This implies that you can get every one of the benefits of medical marijuana without in fact having to take in a substance that has psychedelic residential properties. This is one of the factors it is growing so swiftly in popularity worldwide, it does not obtain you high however you get the advantages nevertheless.
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Why is CBD taken in? There is still much study recurring concerning its efficacy for a variety of different persistent illnesses and also ailments but the current judgment is appealing. CBD is taken frequently by patients suffering from: chronic pain, anxiety/depression, trouble sleeping or sleeping disorders, as an appetite stimulator, to name a few. It is expanding in popularity, specifically in the USA, where the opiate epidemic has actually been mainly brought on by effective prescription narcotics people take to handle discomfort. CBD enables you to handle discomfort without danger of dependency or fatality because of overdose. It works since CBD additionally lowers swelling a significant source of join discomfort as well as other types of chronic pain.
CBD can be found in different types. Edible gummies, lollipops, tablets, casts, oils, lotions, as well as isolate powder. Which brings us to our inquiries, "is CBD isolate right for you?". CBD iso as it is frequently referred to is about 99.9% potent with CBD. Meaning there are no fillers, additives, or various other compounds which you may not wish to ingest. Its purity likewise makes it really easy to dosage properly as you understand precisely just how much you are getting per decline or micro-gram.
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Its strength makes it practical. You can dose conveniently and also the charm of CBD isolate powder is that it can be contributed to nearly anything you eat. Being unappetizing, iso is typically contributed to teas, healthy smoothies, yogurts, gelato, oatmeal, power bowls, and many others. It depends on you to establish exactly how you intend to take it, however that is additionally why CBD isolate makes such a great suitable for a lot of customers. You have lots of choice when it pertains to just how you'll take it due to the fact that it is so flexible.
So if you're in the marketplace for CBD isolate, there are a couple of things you can do. One of the most typical is to buy it online and have it delivered right to your front door. This is fantastic since many locations that market CBD items might not have isolate and that is why you should probably search online for the best quality as well as finest selection to match your demands.
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Altogether, CBD is expanding ever much more in appeal daily and that market is positioned to hit over 20 billion dollars by 2020. See what all the buzz is about and also be sure you start with a low dosage to see exactly how you independently respond to it. Get into a CBD routine as well as you may find you are no longer grabbing advil or pain killers (or something more powerful) to handle your sign up with discomfort or other chronic pain.
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Is CBD Separate Right For Me?
Cannabidiol, commonly called CBD, is one of the fastest expanding products and industries expanding today. Yet exactly what is CBD and also is its cleansed isolate form something you should be thinking about? First, allow's look at why people take CBD.
Originated from Hemp or Marijuana, CBD has no THC meaning that it does not get you "high" or "hummed" by any means like Marijuana does. This suggests that you can obtain all of the advantages of clinical marijuana without actually needing to eat a compound that has psychedelic residential or commercial properties. This is just one of the factors it is expanding so rapidly in popularity worldwide, it does not obtain you high but you get the advantages however.
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Why is CBD taken in? There is still much research study continuous concerning its effectiveness for a selection of different chronic ailments and also disorders yet the present decision is appealing. CBD is taken consistently by clients dealing with: chronic discomfort, anxiety/depression, trouble sleeping or insomnia, as a cravings stimulant, to name a few. It is growing in popularity, specifically in the USA, where the opiate epidemic has actually been largely triggered by effective prescription narcotics individuals require to manage discomfort. CBD allows you to handle discomfort without danger of addiction or fatality due to overdose. It works because CBD also minimizes swelling a significant source of join discomfort as well as various other forms of chronic pain.
CBD is available in various types. Edible gummies, lollipops, tablets, tinctures, oils, lotions, and isolate powder. Which brings us to our questions, "is CBD isolate right for you?". CBD iso as it is generally described is about 99.9% powerful with CBD. Meaning there are no fillers, additives, or other substances which you might not intend to ingest. Its purity additionally makes it extremely simple to dose correctly as you understand specifically how much you are obtaining per drop or micro-gram.
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Its strength makes it hassle-free. You can dosage conveniently and the charm of CBD isolate powder is that it can be included in just about anything you take in. Being unappetizing, iso is frequently added to teas, healthy smoothies, yogurts, gelato, oatmeal, power bowls, and numerous others. It depends on you to establish just how you want to take it, but that is also why CBD isolate makes such an excellent suitable for the majority of individuals. You have tons of option when it concerns just how you'll take it since it is so flexible.
So if you're in the market for CBD isolate, there are a few things you can do. One of the most common is to get it online as well as have it shipped right to your doorstep. This is wonderful due to the fact that several areas that offer CBD products might not have isolate which is why you need to possibly browse online for the best quality and also finest choice to fit your needs.
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Altogether, CBD is growing ever before much more in popularity each day and that market is positioned to strike over 20 billion bucks by 2020. See what all the hype is about and make sure you begin with a reduced dose to see how you independently respond to it. Enter into a CBD regular and you might find you are no more grabbing ibuprofen or pain killers (or something more powerful) to handle your join discomfort or various other chronic pain.
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CBD Gummies For Kids - What Are The Perks
Gummy bear items have been the star product lines for some time now, as well as for good factor. People enjoy the sweet preference of these little wonders, as well as they're great for kids with a craving for sweets.
They are not only nourishing but additionally reasonably affordable contrasted to most other supplements.
Kids can take advantage of having a supply of CBD Gummies for youngsters handy, given that they have a restricted amount of appetite. Nevertheless, they should not be relied upon as the single resource of nutrition.
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These little bellies are in fact an active ingredient in numerous various other natural food products. Actually, there are numerous various brands that it's simple to get bewildered. Simply choose one which contains the CBD it advertises which your child likes.
There are several advantages to making use of these gummies for kids. They contain a very high degree of CBD, up to 45 milligrams per serving. That is an effective quantity, but it's additionally not really a problem.
If you want to obtain high dosages of CBD in a consistent way, you will certainly need to consume them without supervision. Nevertheless, if you provide in a proper dosage kind and also do it properly, it will not cause anything harmful.
The CBD may not entirely mask the taste of the sugary candy, yet it also does not add any kind of extra calories.
The reason why it functions so well is due to the fact that it is ruled out a drug. Even though it has a very high CBD level, it is not like an energizer or something that will certainly make your youngster do something crazy.
It is entirely risk-free as well as natural, and has no unfavorable side effects. Gummies for children likewise have actually some included health and wellness advantages.
For one, they are considerably much less unpleasant than normal candy. If you're anything like me, when you consume gummies you wind up with an unpleasant stomach.
These little buggers are likewise easy for youngsters to absorb. When you put them in their mouths, they do not have to function as hard to release the candy from their stomachs.
They are likewise a wonderful source of fiber. Not just is fiber an excellent for your kid's diet plan, but it likewise helps to maintain their intestinal tracts clean.
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It can likewise aid to prevent irregularity. This can be specifically vital for children who tend to have more gas than various other youngsters.
If you're wondering exactly how to tell if a product is in fact made from CBD gummies for children, consider the label. It needs to claim "CBD" instead of "Sweet".
If it does not claim "CBD" on the tag, it's simply sugar. Make sure to review the active ingredients list to see to it that you're making a healthy and balanced choice.
Finally, I would be remiss if I did not consist of the most essential aspect - rate! These are currently selling online for around 20% off of what you would generally pay at a shop. That's a pretty good bargain! If you're looking for something fairly valued, try trying to find them on trusted cbd sites.
Periodontals are easy to absorb for children. That is a significant plus. By obtaining them in gum tissue kind, they won't experience the very same problems as other foods do when they're stuck within a crispy item of food.
They will certainly likewise have the ability to take them with them as well as enjoy them while outdoors or while doing exercises. If you have actually ever before tried to chew periodontal while wearing a set of sunglasses, you know specifically what I mean.
Children likewise take pleasure in the reality that these individuals are "cocoa butter" based. Cacao butter has long been utilized in various nations to minimize the impacts of get in touch with dermatitis. It is very similar to the skin's very own sebum (oats).
In fact, a lot of experts agree that consuming foods high in cacao butter can have health and wellness benefits for your body, mind and also skin. So this most definitely makes them an exceptional option.
There are a few other favorable aspects of these guys for youngsters. Among them is that they aren't addictive. This means that your youngster can consume them without any concern of having a "complete blown" meltdown.
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Likewise, they are extremely tasty, so there's no need to worry that your kid will certainly end up being as well hungry. This snack is likewise really cost-effective, which is good for moms and dads on a budget.
The only disadvantage to buying CBD gummies for youngsters is that they do not last long. You will certainly notice that after a number of hours your child has actually disliked them.
In order to maintain his hunger up, you'll require to consume them every couple of hrs. But since you give them a bit of time in between bites, you should not have any type of problems maintaining their mouths occupied for long periods of time.
As long as you pick quality brand names, you should have not a problem making them a long-term component of your youngster's normal diet plan.
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Natural Cure For Reducing Acne
Acne is a common skin condition that causes pimples on the back, face and chest. It's caused by too much oil secretion and further blockage of pores due to modifications in the pilosebaceous unit. Acne is a medical condition that results from blockages in the follicles during hyperkeratinization. The sebaceous glands, which are the basic structure of skin formation, become enlarged and clogged with sebum and naturally occurring oil as well as dead skin cells. We know that Acne lesions can appear all over the body due to excessive Sebum secretion, such as spots, pimples and zits.
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Acne can be Does CBD Oil Actually Do Anything caused by many factors. Lack of hygiene is one of the main reasons that Acne can spread. Acne sufferers tend to pick up acne with their fingers and then touch it again. This can spread bacteria and infection to other areas of the skin, leading to more acne. This should not be done. Any oozing acne should be removed with a clean piece of tissue.
Drinking more water is the best way to keep your body clean, both from the outside and inside. This will help you avoid Acne as well as unnecessary toxic waste. Hydration improves metabolism and helps eliminate toxic waste from the body. It does this by decreasing the rate of oil production and unblocking pores.
It is proven that water can be used to wash the face and reduce acne. One thing to avoid is over-washing the face with water. This can cause skin irritation and increase oil secretion. Stress is another reason for acne problems. Experts advise against excessive stress because it can lead to severe acne problems. A good night's sleep should be between 6-8 hours per day.
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10 Quick And Easy Methods You Can Use For Stress Relief And Management
You can manage your anxiety easily if you recognize what jobs as well as what does not. For instance, researches have shown that stuff like watching television, drinking, or cigarette smoking decrease psychological sharpness and also increase anxiety. So seeing TV or getting a beverage is not an option for anxiety alleviation. Yet many people do specifically this as well as end up in an even worse state than in the past as their stress and anxiety builds up over the months and also years.
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Complying with the 10 simple stress relief techniques listed below, in some type of mix, will certainly satisfy lots of people's needs for stress management. Some cost cash and some do not, yet all are very efficient and worth trying.
1. Workout:
Opt for a jog and even a brisk walk around the block. Doing sufficient workout to break a sweat releases endorphins and also helps you loosen up naturally. It is an excellent counter to tension and re-energizes you as well.
2. Take a warm shower or bathroom.
Cozy to hot water unwinds your muscular tissues. If you require to be sharp after your bath or shower, finish off with a cold-water rinse. This need to wake you up.
3. Go to a local massage therapist.
Look in the Telephone directory for shiatsu or Swedish massage, which will certainly launch a lot of stress stored in your body.
4. Hatha yoga exercise
This is a system of body language and stretches from old India that have become popular in modern society. You can locate yoga classes provided in the Telephone directory, at your neighborhood YMCA, or on video clip at your neighborhood bookstore such as Barnes & Nobles. A good yoga exercise workout launches tension and helps you loosen up deeply. It can likewise launch endorphins.
5. Acupuncture
This is a technique from Chinese medication that can do marvels for tension relief. The ideology behind it entails putting needles at points in the body to motivate the natural circulation of energy with your body. The idea is that your body's power can be obstructed by the daily anxieties of life and by using acupuncture you can remove it up. Acupuncture has been heavily recorded by Western medication as being extremely reliable for discomfort and also stress and anxiety relief. You can locate neighborhood practitioners in your Telephone directory.
6. Acupressure:
If you feel upset about needles, after that you can experiment with the massage kind of acupuncture calledacupressure. You can discover local experts who use acupressure as well as shiatsu massage therapy for as low as 10 bucks for 10 dollars throughout lots of malls throughout the United States. Many acupuncturists are likewise knowledgeable about this technique.
7. Reflexology
This is one more approach from the exact same system of Chinese medical techniques detailed above. The only distinction is that all the massage is concentrated Does CBD Oil Actually Do Anything on the hands and feet. The concept is that you have nerve endings in your hands as well as feet that are linked to every significant organ in your body. By massaging your hands and also feet in a particular means you can boost your entire body to relax. Seek out reflexology on Google for the strategies, publications and video clips.
8. Deep breathing
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Pyramid Schemes of the 2021 Grid
Lewis: Pampered Chef. Sure it’s an MLM but it’s a classic, an og, and they make great spatulas to cook Roscoe’s food with. 
Valtteri: My Club 8 CBD. Honestly, this tracks. He has a lot to deal with. We’ll leave him be. 
Sergio: Melaleuca. He has a hot young teammate to keep up with and he’ll take all the help he can get. 
Max: Mary Kay, no questions asked. He wants the pink Cadillac, just to prove he can boss two careers. 
Daniel: Tupperware. He does it for Michael, so he’ll have meal prep containers. We won’t speak of Thorne today but know that post is coming.
Lando: Beach Body. No doubt. Anything involving Shaun T. and gainz is a win for him and for you. 
Sebastian: Literally the only man on the grid who knows better. He’s heard it all and he’s not buying any of it. 
Lance: Young Living. Essential oils, bb! It’s stressful having a rich dad :/ Just a rosemary rollerball on his feet every night takes that stress away. He also has a great recipe for your fussy baby if only you’ll let him share it. 
Fernando: Scentsy. Home has to smell nice for when you want to bring the ladies out of the DMs and into the abode. 
Esteban: Why do I feel like Esteban would un-ironically sell Lularoe? Like, after living in logos and sponsor patches all day he just likes to go home, put on some palm tree leggings, and vibe. 
Charles: Norwex. He thought he was buying Clorox online. He was not. It’s been three years. He doesn’t know how to stop the emails. 
Carlos: This is obviously Monat. Have you seen his hair? Man heard “we are modern nature” and it was all over. Bestie, he has an opportunity for you if you have time to pop over to his for a night of girl talk! 
Pierre: Pure Romance. Would you like a sex swing demo, bestie? He’s on his way. Only $25 for each of your friends to participate in the prize drawing!
Yuki: Thirty-One. Has no idea it’s an entire line of bags based on a bible verse, just thinks they’re cute and good quality. 
Kimi: Riway. This is a deer placenta product company. I don’t feel I need to elaborate.
Antonio: Another one lost to Monat. Again, it’s the hair. Carlos actually persuaded him into it. No one on the grid is safe (except for Seb). 
Nikita: Hayward’s Gourmet Popcorn. Honestly, he doesn’t even realize he’s supposed to be selling it for a solid two years, just likes the discount and the snacks. 
Mick: Rainbow Vacuum Cleaners. Tbh, I would let him come give me a demo, they clean a room for you. 
Nicholas: Tealightful. He gets the brewing process wrong at every paddock demo he does. George buys a box to be kind.
George: Another one for Beach Body. What better way to enjoy white boy summer than with some Shakeology and a killer home workout?
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candy kisses - yoongi
don’t judge me. stream butter. stay safe out there
summary: yoongi is y/n’s weed dealer, and he needs help expanding his business portfolio. weed brownies, anyone?
warnings: weed. trifling friends. a small couch. don’t read if you’re a narc or if you’re gonna point out the two grammar mistakes i found that i will not fix
word count: 3.3k
“when was the last time we smoked together?”
you don’t hear yoongi because you’re currently very focused on rolling this blunt correctly. your work in the past has been sloppy, rushed, and you’re worried about disappointing yoongi while also disrespecting his high-quality product, so you’re mega focused on the little pieces of herb in your hands that are trying to run away. you’re half aware of his gaze on you as you work, and you’re also barely aware that your tongue is just slightly sticking out, a sign of your steady concentration which yoongi is about to break.
“you look cute when you’re focused like that,” yoongi says nonchalantly, almost making you drop the blunt just as you’re about to bring it to your lips to wet the paper. 
“thank you?” you reply, noticing how relaxed yoongi is on your couch. just black sweats and a white t shirt on, and yet it’s hard for you not to stare at him. actually, you’re staring right now, so get back to work. you finish up the blunt and lean forward, searching your coffee table for your lighter. 
“looking for this?” yoongi asks, picking it up from underneath a stack of take out napkins that you’ve carefully curated. is that a fire hazard, a lighter underneath cheap napkins? probably. 
“yeah, thanks,” you answer, reaching over to grab it from him. “how’d you know it was there?”
“you always keep it on that little plate thing with the other tiny stuff you lose all the time,” he explains, and you glance at the napkins and see the minuscule design element you barely remembered peeking out from underneath. 
“ok, how’d you know that was there?” you ask, holding the blunt up before you start to slowly light the end of it.
“i go nuts for interior design,” he explains with a shrug. “the colors on the plate match your couch pillows. it’s a nice touch.”
“thank you,” you respond quietly. who notices stuff like that?
“you’re welcome.”
it’s quiet as you take your first puff of the blunt, one quick one just to test it and another, longer pull after for good luck. the acidic smoke hits your tastebuds before you breathe it in. you hold it for just a second, and then exhale, watching the cloud that forms in front of you. you turn to yoongi and intend to pass the blunt to him, but you realize you don’t have an ashtray ready so you pull that little plate from its paper prison and ash the blunt before yoongi takes it from you. your fingers brush as he takes it, and you notice how soft his hands are, so you tell him.
“thanks, it’s your lotion,” he replies, and you laugh at how comfortable he gets every time he comes over. 
“i thought i smelled peaches,” you joke, trying to rearrange the mess on your coffee table now. you push an empty vape pen out of the way as you search for any other trash to throw away, and still yoongi is watching you as he exhales from his first pull. he looks like that caterpillar from alice in wonderland.
“you shouldn’t smoke those little vape things, it’s getting metal in your lungs,” he tells you with a little bit of authority in his voice. you watch him as he pouts his pretty lips and closes them around the blunt, their slight downward slope mesmerizing as he breathes in. 
“well if you didn’t take so damn long to refill our stash i wouldn’t need these little vape things to get a buzz,” you bite back, graciously taking the blunt as he passes it back to you. you watch him hold the smoke just a second longer before pursing his lips to slowly let it all out. you’re still thinking about his lips when he speaks again. 
“do you like edibles?”
“um, it depends,” you reply. “what kind?”
“how many are there?” he asks, curious. 
“why, are you trying to expand your business portfolio?” you joke. “but really anything that you can use butter in, or infuse cbd oil somehow can be an edible i think. but i like brownies the best.”
“so, hypothetically, if i made weed brownies, could i make them here? and could you maybe help me with the recipe?”
“sure, but why do you need to make them here?”
“to hang out with you,” he says with a shrug. “is that ok?”
“that’s ok,” you reply, wondering if your heart is beating fast because of the blunt or the idea that yoongi wants to spend more time with you. “when?”
“are you free friday?”
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you know how everyone uses phone alarms to wake up now? and sometimes if you hear that ringtone out in your everyday life it brings you war flashbacks? 
well, the timer on yoongi’s phone is going off, playing your typical morning alarm, and he won’t turn it off, so you’re about two seconds away from committing murder. 
“yoongi!” you shout to the man missing in action. “your brownies are done!”
you hear the bathroom sink running followed by yoongi’s shuffling footsteps, and you watch as he dashes to the kitchen while he dries his hands off on his sweatpants. 
“shit, sorry,” he apologizes, grabbing his phone off the counter before ending your misery. 
“thank you,” you sigh as you relax back into the couch. you hear his movements echoing in the kitchen, the oven opening, the pan clattering on top of the oven, and the impressed whistle yoongi lets out as he checks his masterpiece. “how do they look?”
“incredible,” he replies, popping his head out of the kitchen with an excited look on his face. “do you wanna be my first customer?”
“i’m letting you use my kitchen, so you better not charge me for trying one of your edibles,” you warn as you get up. your kitchen is a mess, by the way. yoongi might be a great chef when it comes to meals, but he didn’t know shit about desserts before today. so actually, he’s using your kitchen AND your baking expertise, you should get the entire batch for free. 
“i’m not gonna charge you,” he agrees with a roll of his eyes. “this time.”
“how much are you gonna take?” you ask, peering over his shoulder as he slices the pan of sweets into bite size portions. you get the urge to lean your head on his shoulder as he does, but you’re not sure if that would be weird, so you’ll settle with standing close enough to feel his warmth along with the warmth of the brownies. “just one to start?”
“i’m not sure i did this right, so one could be too much or not enough. it’s better to be safe and start small,” he explains.
“god, look at the delinquent who brought drugs into my home being responsible,” you tease. “it’s cute.”
“i don’t think you’re supposed to call your dealer cute,” he counters.
“good thing you’re not just my dealer, then,” you quip back as you snatch a piece from the corner, the best piece of any brownie, illegal or not. 
“wait,” he semi-shouts, grabbing your hand before you pop the piece into your mouth. “should we have a plan before we take them?”
“what do you mean, a plan?”
“like if something happens,” he explains, a nervous look in his eyes. “maybe i won’t try one, so i can keep an eye on you in case i made them wrong.”
“yoongi, we’ll be fine,” you assure him, picking up another piece and holding it out to him. “i won’t take it without you.”
“is this the peer pressure to do drugs that adults are always talking about?” he asks as he carefully takes the brownie from your hand. again, your hands brush, but this time yoongi just stays there, sort of cupping your hands in his even though you’ve already passed the contraband to him. you whisper his name, snapping him out of whatever thoughts were clouding his head, and he pulls his gaze up to your eyes, which have an excited glint in them that yoongi wants to see over and over again. he especially wants to be the reason for it, but he’ll settle for the simple pleasure of enjoying how it highlights the flecks of light that dance over your eyes. and now you’re noticing the way he’s staring at you, and it’s making your hands clam up, so you try to clear the air. 
“so, do we cheers with these before we take them or what?” you joke, and you’re rewarded with a silent chuckle and the shaking of yoongi’s broad shoulders. 
“i’m not sure, you’re the edible expert,” he replies. “we should just take them.”
“whatever you say, boss man.”
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taking the edible was easy enough. waiting for it to kick in was another story. 
first of all, you and yoongi both have had butterfly fueled jitters around each other since the longing gaze you shared in the kitchen. that awkwardness was paired with the anxious jabbering of yoongi as he questioned every feeling, sight and sound, questioning if “this is what it feels like.” 
second of all, jimin and taehyung somehow found out you had a whole pan of weed brownies and quickly made their way over, and they might have mentioned this to hoseok too. he’s bringing pizza though, so you’re not mad about that. you had planned on watching your favorite movie with yoongi tonight, so the more the merrier? and also pizza. you were looking forward to that more than having your home invaded by three extra boys.
on top of your house being invaded by boys, you’re starting to wonder what’s going on between you and yoongi all while your mind starts to slowly drift away with your ability to focus. right now you can only think about how yoongi is starting to lean into you more and more and also did he look that good when he first got here? he’s never wearing much more than pajamas of some sort, but today he looks a little more put together than usual. it’s not a drastic difference, he’s wearing adidas track pants paired with a baggy, black button up, so anyone else wouldn’t think much of this outfit choice. but...did he dress up for this? is he trying to impress you? meanwhile, you’re wearing pajama shorts and a t shirt that’s so old it’s basically a family heirloom. 
having jimin and taehyung here keeps you distracted from the way yoongi keeps nervously running his hands over his thighs, and you definitely need a distraction from that. you started the movie a few minutes ago, but you swear you could just sit here watching yoongi and be just as entertained. 
“you know that wasn’t in the original script?” yoongi asks, snapping you out of your thoughts with his little fun fact.
“yeah, i knew that,” you reply, noticing how close he is to you now. taehyung took up the other side of the couch with his big ass self, so you’re slightly squished up next to yoongi in the corner and his eyes keep flitting around, like he’s equally excited and nervous about your proximity. “i thought you said you hadn’t watched this before though.”
“i haven’t,” he responds with a shrug. 
“then how did you know that?”
“...i read the imdb page before i got here.”
“nerd,” you tease, smiling at the thought that yoongi takes an interest in what you like. you’re about to share your own bit of trivia about the movie (because you could talk about it for hours) but hoseok banging on your door stops you.
“special delivery! yummy pizza!! give me weed!!!” hobi shouts from the other side of your door. you rush to your feet to answer it, hopefully to put a stop to his yelling before neighbors complain, but the edible is starting to hit and your knees suddenly feel like they’re made out of jello. you sway slightly and you feel yoongi’s hand on your back steadying you before you step around jimin on the floor to let hoseok in.
“you’re gonna get me evicted,” you warn hobi as you open the door, and he responds by kissing the top of your head. he makes his way to the kitchen and taehyung follows, leaving a loopy jimin and a pink-cheeked yoongi with you in the living room.
“hyung, are you good?” jimin asks yoongi, and he simply nods. “y/n, can you get me some pizza please?”
“go get it yourself, jimin.”
“you’re a terrible host,” he quips back, sitting up too quick. you can tell he’s feeling what you felt when you stood up, and jimin smiles. “hyung, the brownies were really good. can i have another?”
you and yoongi both say no at the same time, and jimin thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world. his giggle attracts tae’s attention as he comes out of the kitchen, several pieces of pizza stacked on one plate.
“what’s so funny?” he asks, handing you each a slice as he makes his way back to his spot on the couch. you take yours and sit back down, even closer to yoongi now because hobi has taken your spot on the couch. you’re practically in yoongi’s lap now, but you don’t mind. 
“yeah, was it actually funny chim or are you just high?” hobi asks, a fleck of brownie on one side of his face and a piece of cheese on the other. why are boys so gross?
“i don’t know, but when yoongi and y/n answered together it just sounded like they’re an old married couple that spends so much time together they start to sound the same,” jimin explains.
“aren’t we all like that though?” you ask. 
“eh, the two of you are getting worse,” taehyung replies. “you have been hanging out a lot lately.”
“that’s because y/n is my business partner now,” yoongi says calmly. business partners? is that all he thinks of you?
“do business partners talk about how kissable their partners lips are?” jimin asks, back to laying completely on the floor. there’s an awkward pause before he speaks again. “are you sure i can’t have another piece of brownie?”
“wait, who said the kissable thing?” hobi asks.
“yoongi hyung. he thinks y/n has nice lips.”
“and a nice ass,” taehyung adds.
“i hate you all,” yoongi grumbles from semi-underneath you. 
“you know you can kiss me if you want,” you tell yoongi before thinking about it. yoongi looks at you with something in his eyes that you can’t read, and your heart skips a beat. you look away from him quickly, turning the sound on the tv up a little louder. “actually, forget i said that.”
“i will if i can have more brownies.”
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letting jimin have another piece was a mistake. 
nothing bad happened, he just ended up falling asleep on your floor and now he’s asleep in your bed after a nice group effort of carrying him to your room. hoseok left after that, saying he needed to get home for mickey’s vet appointment in the morning. he took some of the brownies with him and he’s going to try to get namjoon to eat one to see if he’ll do a dramatic performance of a poem or something for a dumb bet between him and jin. 
that leaves you, yoongi and taehyung. somehow there’s one less person on the couch now and yet you’re still smushed up next to yoongi, but you’re not complaining. it’s keeping you grounded, feeling him breathing next to you. otherwise you’d go back to thinking about his thighs in those track pants, and that isn’t good for anybody. it’s bothering yoongi though, if only because he’d rather be like this just the two of you, minus the nine foot giant next to him that found one of your newer vapes. it’s banana flavored, and yoongi finds himself wondering if your lips would taste like candy after smoking it.
“taehyung, can you stop blowing your smoke at me?” yoongi finally asks.
“sorry hyung, not many other places i can blow it,” he responds. “it’s a small apartment.”
“sorry about that,” you say, reaching for the vape in taehyung’s hand. 
“not your fault, y/n,” he replies. “you could invest in a bigger couch though.”
“or you could sit on the floor,” yoongi offers.
“why hyung? i thought you’d like sitting so close to y/n,” taehyung smiles. “beside, you can just buy y/n a new couch when your very successful brownie business kicks off.”
“yeah, since i am just a business partner to you,” you mumble, exhaling the sweet smoke. it wisps around yoongi and he tries not to look annoyed, but you like messing with him. he looks cute when he’s flustered.
“or you could buy a bigger apartment when you move in together,” taehyung suggests before getting off the couch. “but i’ll solve the couch problem for you, for now. jimin is awake and he found some of y/n’s school pictures, so if you’ll excuse me.”
“i’m never inviting you over ever again!” you shout, loud enough for jimin to hear you in your room.
“y/n, you were really cute in high school!” jimin shouts back. taehyung shouts “i wanna see!” before he’s gone, leaving you alone with yoongi at last.
“i was really awkward in high school,” you say more to yourself than yoongi. “but whatever.”
“i’m sure you’ve always been cute,” yoongi responds after a beat of silence.
“i don’t think you’re supposed to call your ‘business partner’ cute.”
“oh come on, you know i didn’t mean it like that,” yoongi says with a smirk, silent confidence starting to creep out.
“i would like a new couch, though,” you tell him. you smile at each other and it’s quiet again for a beat before yoongi speaks.
“you haven’t moved away.”
“what?”
“taehyung got off the couch, there’s plenty of space now, but you haven’t moved,” he explains quietly.
“yeah because the space is on your side, you should be the one to move.”
“what if i don’t want to?” yoongi asks, a slight challenge in his voice. you stare at each other for a moment before you lean in. your lips barely meet before you pull away, but yoongi’s cupping your chin and pulling you back in for a real kiss before you can crack a joke. it’s slow at first, but then you get more comfortable with it and move your lips slightly, yoongi following your lead. you part your lips and he deepens it, the hand on your chin falling down to the back of your neck to keep you in place. 
he was right, your lips do taste like candy. he could stay here like this forever, but eventually you have to breathe so you pull back and let your head fall down to the crook of his neck. you stay like that, catching your breath, and yoongi’s arms pull you closer to him to you’re fully seated on those damn thighs and he’s taking the discarded vape so he can have a taste, and he lets the smoke curl around you before he leans back in. now you get a chance to taste the sweetness on his lips, and you can’t believe you didn’t do this sooner. your arms are draped lazily over his shoulders, and you tap his back to signal that you’re pulling away again.
“for what it’s worth, i’ve always thought you had kissable lips,” you tell him. “but i have a better ass.”
“i’m not arguing with that,” yoongi replies with a smirk, cupping his hands around you as he moves so that you’re underneath him on the couch, lips tangled and the world forgotten. 
damn, you really should’ve done this sooner.
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Generation hbo ep. 8 liveblog; midseason finale
Let's get into this episode before I loose my train of thought:
He dressed like an entire funeral. Of course he's listening to Bad Religion by Frank Ocean. I do love that the song is in the catalog.
As Sam should. Accept the consequences Chester you were in the wrong and you're lucky no one knows besides administration what you did.
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Wow no need to be rude Chester, Riley is just trying to be nice. This isn't about him setting boundaries, this is about how he brushed her concern off.
Oh he really disregarded this entire kid and has now found himself a new talking buddy. Of course now that he doesn't have his head in the improbable clouds, he can sees around himelf. He still should talk to his friends though and his new counselor. The person you date isn't the solution to your self fabricated drama.
So he did get suspended, good.
Ay Legends of Zelda and DND. Whoever did that chaotic good chart placed Chester pretty correctly haha.
Get his number. Yo Chester you need to get his number or his IG.
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These kids are kind of dicks but I'm glad everyone including his teammates are like we love you something is wrong and we can tell. It just feels a little heres our token gay entertainment moment.
This is so stupid but they did make him smile and laugh again because he can't stay in this rutt forever. Kind of wild how when you are the loudest person in the room just being yourself and you are off people notice.
The joy was good for some time but it doesn't last because he needs to face the root of his loneliness. Alone in a room full of people.
That doesn't mean he likes you so you need to slow down. But, also he needs to get the rejection so he's not stuck on the crush.
This message is awful and awkward start, but its become long and awkward.
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I guess there was no pregnancy intro because we are going to the mall. This mall day seems so fun minus the pregnancy.
Some solid people and the fire station is the best location to go to.
Its been 4/5 days and you haven't talked to her, come on now the two of you. Euphoria and this show remind me of how much I hate teenage communication issues. The number 1 reason you could not pay me to go back and redo my teen years.
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Tiktok dances to make the baby go yo sleep lmfao how gen z.
Why is Chester being kind of an asshole to Nathan all of a sudden?
Oh fuck that kiss was uploaded oh fuck. No Chester now is not the time.
I would of hung tf up if that woman was my mother, because you're not gonna be a homophobe to me and then ask me to come home. It's coded but she's really just upset her son does actually like women AND men, and probably anyone under the realm of nonbinary that he deems attractive.
Just say thankyou. Sisters ? When did y'all get that close?
Girl its not funny to tell your adoptive parents, who treat you like gold, that you'd rather they didn't adopt you. It is fucking cruel especially to two gay parents who likely had to fight to get her. They just let her get away with it in the name of teenage angst.
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Delilah is setting this baby up to be so conscious. Aw his beanie.
They are really all gifting the baby charms and tokens. A proper sending off. Maybe not so much the cbd oil lmfao but everything else is so sweet. Those things will stay in the babies possessions too.
I really don't like Ariana, that was not the time to talk about the hot firefighter. She is used as the inappropriate comic relief character and it grinds me up for multiple reasons.
What us Riley? 🤨 There was no "us" established, yall didn't even share a kiss kiss. How the heck is a quick couple of pecks turning into saxophone time, but also how do those quick peck without talking about anything constitute a relationship or even situationship. Mutual feelings exist but they aren't even in a relationship. Also, Greta needs to apologize to Riley for how she spoke to her. Theres a correct way to say, "I'm not comfortable instead of you sleep around I'm not like you." Greta barely spoke in this episode and didn't even look at Riley or utter an apology. That's real strange.
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Chester is gonna find someone his own age, awesome, and break Nathan's heart in the process. Oh the drama.
Mid season thoughts: This show isnt bad it just needs some refinement and work. The issues I had throughout the season did not get cleared up in this episode at all. I really like some of these characters and others are not for me at all. Some of the other characters could use more solidification of their interactions. These characters just felt very different in this episode specifically that we've seen them previously. Ariana was still consistent as were Riley and Nathan in comparison to the others. This is only the mid season there are 8/9 episodes coming soon, the cast is currently still in production. Sigh if only we could get a Euphoria cross over in one of the eps they are filming right now. I say this since Euphoria starts filming this upcoming week. How cool would it be to see Chester, Riley, and Greta coming out of a corner store and Chester holds open the door for Jules and Rue. Then in the foreground Riley and Greta awkwardly talk and in the background Chester says I like your hair or outfit before running up behind his friends like "Stop bring weird let's go."
Anyways I'll be here to watch when the series does come back.
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