#Down bhad??!?!?! Nope

[smizzy]

Dating Cher Horowitz includes...

[Gay!mommy4lyfe that's all I have to say]

You both knew each other from middle school to high school

Well, you knew her she didn't know you (*^_^*)

(You just weren't in her social pyramid level is all sweetie<3)

That was until when you both reached high school. You were still not as relevant as Cher

But you had caught her eye sophomore year

She didn't know why she didn't just ask up if you wanted to go on a date just like when she did it with other boys

Boys

that was her answer, you weren't a boy "a dog" as she would say, you were a girl she never felt a way for other genders except male (ew m*n)

So she took it step by step and tried to keep it a secret until she was actually ready

Too bad (LMFAOOOO) Tai and Dionne had found out after they saw her writing down how she felt about you <3

Homophobia sadly was a thing but we all know Dionne and tai didn't think different of her. But it was what others thought of her

Yeah, yeah sad she can't get you then got you, learned not to have anyone get to her head blah blah

LET'S GET THE JUICY STUFF BRO-SKIS AND THEY-BRO-SKIS

Just like Murray and Di she has you around but like it's so worrying for everyone else because she wants you everywhere with her ::>_<::

Even though people think she doesn't have any emotions for others or sympathy, you know it's all cap

SHE'S SO NICE AND A BABY AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE GO LOOK AT THAT GIF AGAIN AND EAT TOENAILS BRUH FR FR🙄👩‍❤️‍👩

She always wants to go shopping and people think she just needs a bag holder but really she wants to buy you things (more like everything in the store) (📸caught in 4k yo...)

You have this bet with her that if she does her homework when you guys have a study date and doesn't try to argue her way to getting a better grade with the teacher, you'll give her a kiss

She always wants to go on a date with you and ofc you'll accept it until she takes you the a luxury diner starts spending more than you thought

You never knew but she always take time out of her day to be grateful for you and knows she didn't deserve you and yet you chose to be with her <3

Her dad doesn't Technically like you due to changing her from arguing with the school and not caring to actually listening and caring about the world and making sense when talking about Haitians and not R.S.V.P

and Josh, when he did realize his feelings for her she did have feelings for him but her feelings for you were more stronger and bigger. Bitch neva backed off from her🙄👊

She has these moments where she'll stare at you and just want to drape you in a blanket and hide you from the world since you just mean so much to her (MY HEART <///3)

Fuck your basic school lunch you had before, now she always gets food from places you've never been too nor ever want to spend money on, and gives it to you with a kiss on the cheek and everyone just...stares (′▽`〃)

She don't gaf about everyone else and just makes the loudest "MUWAH" on your lips sometimes :D

Since you weren't ALWAYS the greatest person people ever set their eyes on, you found yourself getting picked on by people you've never even met😃-

Mom!Cher comes walking in and just whispers in their ear and the just stare and her realizes it's THE Cher Horowitz and just drop you, apologizes to you and her and just runs away

Not all heroes wear capes guys😩🤞

She could drive you anywhere you wanna go, geez she would drive you to San Francisco if it made you happy

She'd also drop everything she had to do that day just to see you even if you live farther from Beverly Hills

Even though you don't want her spending so much money on you she doesn't have another way to thank you for everything from support to love <333

[kartiavelino]

Tekashi 69 Is NOT Dead: Twitter Reacts to False 6ix9ine Shooting Claim

Is Tekashi 69 lifeless? Nope, simply one other movie star demise hoax! Tekashi 6ix9ine was the topic of a star demise hoax Friday night time (Sep. 14) after a tweet from DJ Akademiks went viral saying that the rapper had been “shot a number of instances” and was “at present in crucial life threatening situation.” The tweet led to a lot of extraordinarily upset and confused followers to imagine that the learn was both lifeless or clinging to his life after virtually being shot to demise. Nonetheless, 6ix9ine continues to be alive. The capturing report is 100% false. Here’s a screenshot of the tweet that sparked the social media frenzy: Reactions to the tweet had been combined, with some celebrating information of the rapper being shot and others expressing confusion over whether or not or not the studies had been true. wow. it’s unhappy that I used to be joyful that Tekashi 69 received shot BUT it was pretend information. im lowkey mad .. I would like to go pray ? — Brandi ? … (@x_ObeyThisClit) September 15, 2018 They saying tekashi 69 received shot a number of instances..is that this true??? — BL Shirelle (@blshirelle8) September 15, 2018 Please don’t die @6ix9ine — Crackingopenacoldone (@Thatoddnigga3) September 15, 2018 Nearly thought 6ix9ine died smh pic.twitter.com/MfoB4IciQJ — ???? ®? (@RealHagi) September 15, 2018 6ix9ine received shot?! — Jon ? (@jonjones1738) September 15, 2018 Cease saying @6ix9ine received shot if he did not its not humorous — God Is Every part (@Ann_DBSL) September 15, 2018 6ix9ine information actual? — huss # (@CallMeHuss) September 15, 2018 6IX9INE IS PULLING AN XXX???? — khalilah from Paramore (@klhsmn) September 15, 2018 Eva began crying when she came upon 6ix9ine was shot ;/ — rice ? (@reecespiecesinc) September 15, 2018 so if 6ix9ine dies we’re not gonna act like his music is nice proper? — vinny knox (@VinnyNYK) September 15, 2018 Wishing @6ix9ine the most effective. Whether or not you want him or not doesn’t matter. That is occurring an excessive amount of and the actual fact persons are anxiously ready to right here if he’s lifeless or not is disgusting. — Frank Aviles (@Faviles17) September 15, 2018 In any case….taking a Twit Break….if 6ix9ine dies I’ll slowly creep again on to see the tweets…but when not….I’ll will return to watching documentaries and scrolling via reddit threads. pic.twitter.com/ot2LssIUdJ — Kiara (@flakeypecan) September 15, 2018 Others had been relieved that Tekashi 6ix9ine being shot was pretend information: Omg I received scared about 6ix9ine lmg — we readyy (@NORMANlxFENTY) September 15, 2018 @6ix9ine proper now pic.twitter.com/KurGy7Ltm1 — NotRad (@HandingOutAids) September 15, 2018 good factor akademiks received hacked and that 6ix9ine shot tweet was pretend bro i woulda flipped out — migi? (@MigiTheJit) September 15, 2018 FALSE ALARM 6IX9INE SAFE AND SOUND TR3YWAY — T R O Y ????? (@OnlyHoesCurveMe) September 15, 2018 Y’all actually thought 6ix9ine was lifeless? The person already mentioned he untouchable! — nicole (@nbrxdrigues) September 15, 2018 Y’all shoulda recognized DAMN WELL that 6ix9ine information was pretend, HE UNTOUCHABLE pic.twitter.com/6xmF97pGQy — Saiyan Prince (@Dsossaa) September 15, 2018 Akademiks later took to Twitter to guarantee followers that Tekashi 69 was OK and had not been shot. The well-known web persona mentioned his Twitter account had been compromised by hackers. “Lol, I’m hacked,” he tweeted. “Yeah… I imagine a app that had approved entry to Tweet on my account received hacked and so they tweeted via that to get to my acct. Dont suppose these hackers even received my password.. Reminder to everybody… revoke entry in ur twitter settings to all apps that aren’t official.” lol I’m hacked — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) September 15, 2018 Yeah… I imagine a app that had approved entry to Tweet on my account received hacked and so they tweeted via that to get to my acct. Dont suppose these hackers even received my password.. Reminder to everybody… revoke entry in ur twitter settings to all apps that are not official. — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) September 15, 2018 Sorry for the confusion… I spend loads of time tryna ensure that does not occur. Forgive me. — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) September 15, 2018 Prior to the “6ix9ine has been shot a number of instances” tweet, the hackers had some enjoyable utilizing DJ Akademiks’ Twitter account. One sequence of tweets learn: “6ix9ine is a bitch … A F***ING BITCH … LIL PUMP SH**S ON 6ix9ine.” One other tweet from his compromised Twitter account mentioned: “DRAKE’S A**HOLE IS TASTY AF.” Whoever hacked the YouTube star’s Twitter account additionally shared a tweet saying: “Bhad Babbie received mad titties for a 15 12 months outdated,” referring to rapper Bhad Bhabie (aka the “Money Me Ousside Woman”), whose actual title is Danielle Bregoli. DJ Akademiks warned his followers that his account “may be nonetheless hacked” and to “ignore something from my accts until the morning.” truly lol.. i may be nonetheless hacked. gimme a sec. ignore something from any of my accts until the morning. — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) September 15, 2018 He additionally threw some shade at rappers who had been DM’ing his hacked account asking the hacker to promote their music on his Twitter. “I assumed that degree of desperation was reserved for soundcloud rappers on the comeup,” he mentioned. Lol… its unhappy that I’ve actual rappers who’re millionaires DM’ing me whereas im Hacked asking the hacker to tweet out and promote their music… I assumed that degree of desperation was reserved for soundcloud rappers on the comeup. — DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) September 15, 2018 This isn’t the primary time that Tekashi 6ix9ine has been the topic of a demise hoax. In reality, in 2017, he sparked rumors himself when he jokingly posted a video on Instagram the place he’s seen being pushed ina hospital mattress along with his whole physique coated by a white sheet. The voice within the video says: “Relaxation in peace my man 6ix9ine. Relaxation in peace 6ix9ine, you a legend.” On the finish of the clip, you possibly can see Tekashi choose his head up and begin smiling. [embedded content] Tekashi was additionally shut buddies with rapper XXXTentacion, who was shot and killed again in June. After X’s capturing demise, 6ix9ine posted a video on Instagram saying that he would cease trolling (or a minimum of tone it down) as a result of tomorrow isn’t promised to anybody. [embedded content] “I do know I troll lots however this makes me suppose twice about sh**… Nothing however constructive vibes you had. I really like you man,” he mentioned. “Generally I really feel like I do an excessive amount of trolling, generally I really feel like I simply do an excessive amount of … Tomorrow’s not promised I really feel like generally somebody may get the fallacious picture of me. You possibly can be right here as we speak and gone tomorrow.” http://feeds.gossiponthis.com/~r/gossiponthis/~3/98yw-_ZcQCA/ The post Tekashi 69 Is NOT Dead: Twitter Reacts to False 6ix9ine Shooting Claim appeared first on My style by Kartia. https://www.kartiavelino.com/2018/09/tekashi-69-is-not-dead-twitter-reacts-to-false-6ix9ine-shooting-claim.html

[theworstbob]

yellin’ at songs, week thirty-seven

Complaining about songs I didn’t have to listen to, specifically the songs which debuted on the Billboard charts the week of 20 September 1997, 22 September 2007, and 23 September 2007

9.20.1997

50) "On My Own," by Peach Union

The whole song, I was thinking, "You know, this is pretty Eurotrashy, but it's not as awful as most of what I've had to endure. There's a lot of awful elements, don't get me wrong, but on the whole, I don't mind it!" And then it turned out that this group is British! That makes sense. I, an American, would of course find the music of Britain more accessible than the music from other European countries. British dance music is basically Sarah McLachlan with record scratches.

60) "Me and My Crazy World," by Lost Boyz

I was promised a fun "day in the life" song, something in the vein of "It Was a Good Day." What I got was some dude or group of dudes saying they somehow brought two dates to the same dance -- oh no! Their attempts to make it our of the night with neither girl wise to his schemes will surely make for some grand comedy! "She thought that I'm some clown nigga she can scream on and talk to/I had to run her down the line this ain't no walk through/Now who the fuck you think you talkin to chick/Your complaining's makin' me sick." YOU CHEATED ON HER, YOU AWFUL AWFUL MAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. THIS IS NO WAY TO THINK. Shit. I mean, shit! Just a light-hearted song, and suddenly you're tryna yell at her because you want a side piece. Absolute fuck is wrong with you.

68) "Avenues," by Refugee Camp All-Stars ft./Pras (w/Ky-mani)

Enh. I like the sample, but it's hard to imagine anything about this song sticking with me longerthan it takes to finish this sentence. Something about avenues? Yeah this is kinda nothing.

90) "The Way That You Talk," by Jagged Edge ft./Da Brat & JD

'90s R&B where the group of dudes wanna fuck me >>>>>>>>>>>> '90s R&B where dudes pledge their devotion and vow to protect me so that they can fuck me later.

9.22.2007

71) "No One," Alicia Keys

I remember being a little put off by this song, just because I had watched "You Don't Know My Name" and "If I Ain't Got You" hella times on vh1 (I used to throw vh1 and MTV on in the morning before school because that's when they played music videos) and this was so different from those songs, but listening to this song now, I'm very angry that young Bob! robbed me of at least a few months of enjoying this song. This is amazing. It's still a weird song, I have no actual musicwords to back this I just always associate Alicia Keys with "intricate piano balladry" and it's my fault for never letting that bias go, but just the way the chorus escalates each time, the way she's proclaiming every single time that her love is undying is SO GOOD. Alicia Keys, man, she's a phenomenal songwriter. I can't think of anything she's made which I find disagreeable. I even stand with "Another Way to Die."

79) "Don't Blink," Kenny Chesney

"it is sad when old so young before you're old!" ~kennald chsenald

85) "Gimme More," Britney Spears

...You're right. When I thought this week was a clinch to win, I forgot that mid-aughts Britney was the least interesting Britney. I don't have a lot of love for dance-pop Britney. Or, if I'm being real, non-"Hit Me Baby (One More Time)" Britney. I don't know why I was excited for this song. It's not good! It's as bad, if not worse, than the average '90s Eurotrash song, it just has that brand name attached that made me forget for a second it was grating and repetitive and needlessly dark and Timbalandly over-the-top. What even is that interlude with all the dude voices just going "oh" for ten seconds. The track ends with the producer saying, "The unstoppable Danja. You gon' have to remove me 'cuz I ain't goin' nowhere." Danja hasn't had a major hit since 2009 and was last heard producing a universally panned DJ Khaled song. Congratulations, Danja, you played yourself? Is that, am I saying that right? Eh, fuck it, I'm about to admit I enjoyed a Good Charlotte song again.

88) "I Don't Wanna Be in Love (Dance Floor Anthem)," Good Charlotte

My headcanon is that Panic! At the Disco heard this song, considered what ill they had wrought, and decided to drop the ! and pretend they were the Beatles until they could be sure they couldn't influence something like this. I mean, you isolate it from the brand name, this is a solid dance-punk jam. It's over-the-top in all the right ways, I was shouting along with the chorus even in the peak "GOOD CHARLOTTE AREN'T REAL PUNKERS" days, and it's a sad song without trying to be profound about it. "You feel like shit, so dance it out!" this song says, and that's an agreeable message! But also Good Charlotte yelps the line "He was dedicated/By most suckas hated/That girl was fine but she didn't appreciate him" and if you're not embarrassed by that you need to think about the person you are in this moment. “By most suckas hated.” I’m being charitable by transcribing the line as if Joel Madden didn’t say ‘sucker.’ Criminy.

93) "Shawty Is a 10," The-Dream ft./Fabolous

this song is a 6 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...Is what I was GOING to say before I heard this song, which is refreshing! I found the way he pronounced "ten" unacceptable until I saw that the song was originally called "Shawty is Da Shit!" and now I only find it irksome, the lyrics are kinda enh, but that is a breezy summer day of a beat if I've ever heard one, Fabolous drops his best verse of 2007 so far, and The-Dream isn't nearly as nothing as I remember him being. Just a nice song about hot girls. Nothing to complain about, no sir.

94) "Fall," Clay Walker

"Doin' this and doin' that/Always puttin' yourself last/A whole lotta give and not enough take" ...I know there's no way for this song to be about what I just wanted it to be about and I'm angry that I let myself hope for better. "Fall/Go on and fall apart/Fall into these arms of mine/I'll catch you every time you/Fall" I'm so angry I thought this would be the song about a country dude agreeing to be an unselfish lover and eat out his girlfriend. Nope. He just wants her to cry in his arms so he can have her at his lowest moment and help build her back up so she'll continue associating "feeling better" with "being with him" and continue to blow him. I DARE one of these country dudes to make a song bragging about how good they are at eating pussy. I will buy a Brantley Gilbert record if he makes that song.

97) "How 'Bout Them Cowgirls," George Strait

et tu, possum?

9.23.2017

4) "...Ready for It?" by Tay Tay

There is entirely too much punctuation in this song title, this song begins with Tay Tay clearing her throat, and she is rapping. No. Absolutely not. How are people defending this? How come Tay Tay fired the person in charge of telling her "no?" This song is excessive and I hated listening to this and don't think it's gonna come around. This is bad and I hate it.

77) "These Heaux," by Bhad Bhabie

1) No 2) Fuck anyone expressing an actual opinion about this song 3) This country is broken 4) How dare they 5) No 6) No 7) No 8) Please don't 9) At least it wasn't a third Jake Paul song! 10) But legit life's too short to waste on things you know you're gonna hate. Maybe next time a meme drops a track, don't listen? This song only exists because it wants you to hate it. Listen to something you like next time. 11) #77. Fuck's sake.

81) "Bad at Love," by Halsey

This song could use a sense of humor. The phrase "bad at love" is inherently comical; how can you be bad at a noun, silly, what a playful use of language! But to call Halsey extra is to imply that this isn't standard Halsey. This could be a playful song about a girl who's been fucking around (in more ways than one! /slaps knee) too long and wishes she could settle down, but instead it's a song about a girl who needs to be fixed, and what it actually is doesn't captivate me at all. Halsey: Almost being something I'm into since 2015!

86) "Greatest Love Story," by LANCO

A three-act play: "Hey! I haven't heard of this band/artist before! Yippee, new music!" /sees country videos in the 'up next' sidebar "At this point, I’m refusing to learn." "They said I was nothing but a troublemaker never up to no good/You were the perfect all-American girl, wouldn't touch me even if you could." Oh wow, apparently the greatest love story is the story literally every other country artist has told, well no wonder so many of them have told story! Because it's the greatest! MYSTERY UNLOCKED.

97) "Sky Walker," by Miguel ft./Travis Scott

That falsetto Miguel does when he sings "but don't wait to jump in too long" that only like maybe five people on earth can do is unreal. I brought up Miguel when I complained about having to listen to Bryson Tiller, but LEGIT why are we bothering with Bryson Tiller when Miguel can do that thing with his voice. This song isn't really that great, it goes about the same places as the average Bryson Tiller song did, but just knowing I would hear Miguel sing that line in that way kept me engaged enough with the song.

99) "Reminder (Remix)," by The Weeknd ft./A$AP Rocky & Young Thug

"Ain't no more Hanes on my balls, these are Kenneth Cole" is a fucking outsanding boast from Young Thug and why I think he's one of the greatest artists of his generation. The Weeknd's verse is hilarious, as well -- "I just won a new award for a kids show/Talkin' 'bout a face numbing off a bag of blow." It takes a special track to render A$AP Rocky the bronze medalist, but man, this song is just a good time and a half. 2017 isn't all bad! It's had more downs than ups in recent days, but this is some quality 2017 music right here.

100) "No Fear," be DeJ Loaf

I thought #AndSeeThatsTheThing was dope, and I was looking forward to hearing more from DeJ Loaf, and then I forgot she existed for /checks watch/ nearly two years!, and now here's this song which is kinda basic but also so good, just an uncomplicated, nice song about being a love, which, y'know, if you're gonna give me something uncomplicated, I'd rather hear something simple about love than any of the thousands of simple songs about darkness and evil. Also, apparently DeJ and that Jacuqees fellow from a couple weeks back released a joint album called Fuck a Friend Zone. Fuck a Friend Zone is, as you likely expected, a bunch of songs about fuckin'. I'll repeat a point I've made: '90s R&B never died, it just lost all subtlety.

Who won the week?

In a lot of ways, I feel “No One” is the only Actually Good song I listened to this week. “Reminder” puts up one hell of a fight, but “No One” is pretty much all 2007 needed.

Current standings: 1997: 13 2007: 12 2017: 12 Next week, 1997 throws us Boyz II Men and Mary J. Blige, 2007 throws us a heck of a lot of random junk (Kanye! Khaled! Feist! Backstreet Boys?), and maybe Kelly Clarkson for 2017? Maybe? Or will it be a thousand country artists, each more broey than the last? please just give me a good week, please, just, please