#Dr garrison

[nobodysdaydreams]

I know it's late for this, but here's how I think characters in the Mysterious Benedict Society would have reacted to the solar eclipse.

Nicholas- obviously he'd be so excited for this. The world goes dark, he passes out with joy.

Rhonda- buys everyone eclipse glasses and makes sure they understand the dangers of looking at the sun

Number Two- complains about the traffic because tons of tourists are coming for the eclipse and her mom has a ton of weird conspiracies about what the eclipse means, but once the eclipse is happening, she very much enjoys it.

Milligan- happy that he's able to experience such a unique and special moment with his daughter that he will treasure forever

Miss. Perumal- educates the children on how solar eclipses happen and bakes cookies for the watch party

Kate- climbs a tree so she can be closer to the sun and get a better view

Martina- was planning on forcing the tetherball team to practice through the eclipse, but begrudgingly cancels practice to join Kate in the tree

Reynie- is excited about the eclipse in a very average, but endearing way.

Sticky- is fascinated by and excited for the eclipse, but then he saw a video about what happened to that one person that stared at the sun and even though he knows that won't happen to him because he has the right glasses, he still can't get the thought out of his head. His friends help him calm down, and he ends up enjoying the eclipse.

Constance- pretends she doesn't care about it that much, but she actually does and writes an incredibly beautiful poem about it afterwards which she shows to no one.

Nathaniel/Curtain- cancels classes at the Institute to view the eclipse and somehow turns it into a metaphor about himself. I don't know exactly how he would do this, something about the moon being the darkness of Nicholas that blocks out the brilliance of the sun (himself), but the sun is all powerful and shall surely rise again, I don't know, something like that. However, if this happened during season 2, he would 100% incorporate it into his cult's doctrine just because he can. He'd make that the day and hour of his evil plans just for the symbolism.

Jackson and Jillson- they also saw the video about the people who stared at the sun and they have made it their personal mission to warn everyone about proper eye protection

SQ- he's happy to be able to spend the day with his dad watching the sky. He later draws a really beautiful picture of the eclipse.

Jeffers- stares directly at the sun and suffers permanent eye damage despite being warned multiple times

Dr. Garrison- fascinated by the eclipse for scientific reasons, but takes advantage of the distraction to escape and begin hatching an evil plot

Marlon- does not care at all that the eclipse is happening but goes along with whatever Curtain wants

Captain Noland- views the eclipse as a sign of coming doom

Cannonball- is 100% on board with whatever conspiracy Noland believes

Number Two's mom- views the eclipse as a sign of coming doom

Number Two's brother- is 100% on board with whatever conspiracy his mom believes

Number Two's sister- doesn't care at all that the eclipse is happening, but goes along with whatever her mom wants

And I know I've been doing mostly show characters, but...

Crawlings- stares directly at the sun and suffers permanent eye damage. But he only stared at it with one eye because he kept the other one closed thinking that would somehow save him from being burned, so now he wears an eyepatch over his bad eye, but that's not the same one as the one where he lost his eyebrow, so it doesn't cover that damage either, he just looks like a mess.

The Rest of the Ten Men- think Crawlings is an idiot for looking at the sun and claim they don't care at all that the eclipse is happening (Sharpe lowkey does, would never admit it).

Seymour, the orphanage cat- continues being a cat. Is very confused when it is suddenly nighttime. Then when its daytime again, he shrugs it off and goes about his business.

[calix-amini]

they act like a divorced couple that are forced to be in a room together for their childs birthday party im giggling

[kneeslapworthy]

i love how constance’s “happiness” wavered for a moment when she said “how depressing” at Dr Garrison’s notes Like even when brainwashed she simply CANNOT RESIST bullying Dr Garrison SKDJKDSHD

[amysterywrappedinanenigma]

Alright. MBS Institute Thanksgiving, because if there’s one thing I need, it’s a LIVE workplace comedy.

Curtain: Insists on bringing the turkey, which he’ll say he made, but everyone knows he had his personal chef make it in secret.

Dr. Garrison: Shows up with cranberry sauce (that may or may not be from a can. Leave her alone, she’s a very busy lady and her interests lie in science.) She spends a lot of the night pouring out the champagne Curtain keeps trying to give her and replacing it with Mr. Oshiro’s sparkling cider.

Mr. Oshiro: He arrived early and brought a really nice bottle of wine for anyone who drinks (Curtain drinks the whole bottle), and bottles of sparkling cider for those who don’t. He also brings a really interesting type of salad that no one has tried before but most people end up loving.

Martina: Martina is quietly seething at the fact that she didn’t get to bring the turkey. She settles for stuffing that’s very protein-heavy and honestly pretty delicious, but anyone who eats it hears her speech about its optimal protein value. She also snuck into the building at 5 AM to decorate every inch of the place, because no one else would have done it right.

SQ: SQ hand-painted name cards for everyone! And he brought a gorgeous pie with a lot of intricate crust work that people are worried about cutting into because they don’t want to mess with his design.

Jackson & Jillson: Mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes, but they each show up carrying a bowl of each, ending in 4 bowls of potatoes in total. (What people didn’t see was the way they nearly killed each other in an argument over cooking not 30 minutes earlier.) They also each brought identical electric carving knives for the turkey. No one is brave enough to ask where they got the knives. Everyone is just watching out of the corner of their eye and being extra polite to the two of them.

Jeffers: Jeffers spent hours making homemade rolls, and came in with all of them arranged on a tray to spell out his name. He thought it was cute and a form of self expression. They all get knocked onto the floor and it’s super obvious he spends 20 minutes trying not to cry when it happens. He’s ‘accidentally’ locked out of the room halfway through the night for multiple hours.

Bonus:

Isaac. No one is 100% sure who invited him, including Isaac himself. (It was Dr. Garrison.) but he brings miniature versions of every type of pie he can think of because he wasn’t sure what types people would like (I’m looking at you, scone scene <3)

This night will somehow end in violence.

[fruitytulip]

If anyone is sad that mysterious Benedict society is canceled after season 3 I have the perfect fic for you

It’s Called S.O.S. It’s made by the wonderful @nobodysdaydreams (amazing work btw) they just finished season 2 and now doing season 3 I love this fic the details are amazing and the angst is wonderful I love this fox and I can’t wait for more

[thedrgarrison]

Does anyone have any recommendations for toys or dolls known to soothe and comfort children, particularly in ways that make them agreeable and compliant?

[tr-a-mp]

small tmbs executives fic: (mostly just be blabbering about what roles they would have)

Dr. Garrison had helped the executives arrange a small party for Dr. Curtain's achievement of stealing back the whisperer. of which he obviously knew of, and obviously disapproved of, but SQ seemed so excited.. so he'd let it slide and pretend he knew nothing of the sort..

this time.

Martina was in charge of the set up. in which she only agreed to because it allowed her to boss the ten-men around and tell them where to put the props (which only contained of a few stringed lights, pastries, 2 speakers for playing specifically "Always the Same Eyes (Andres Luque Remix)" which everyone else hated but Ledropthia never got tired of. a very long table for all the students and some staff who would attend, and sour apples, his favorite.

SQ was in charge of making the invitations, the name tags for the seats at the long table and finnaly, (his favorite) a portrait of Ledropthia. in which Ledropthia actually knew nothing of

big shock there.

Jillson was the only one who could reach the ceiling to hang the lights up, so she was very helpful. However she was mostly in charge of being in charge of everyone. except Martina.

(she's a wild child) ..(don't mind the jojo siwa reference-)

Jackson helped the Ten-men with watching the doors and making sure the society doesn't crash their party.

what jerks.

As always, Ledropthia offered Dr. Garrison alcohol and as always Dr. Garrison declined... politely.

(okay that's all :3)

[heyitsthatonesmolgay]

It is vital I pass this onto you guys:

You know that tweet about relationship dynamics with a fail girlboss with two hypemen who somehow are worse at what she does than her???

Yeah that's Garrison, Curtain, and Jeffers.

[irlwakko]

mbs fandom how do we feel about this with like. season 1 curtain and garrison

[nobodysdaydreams]

I’m disappointed TMBS (the show) got cancelled for many reasons, but one underrated reason is that we never got to see Nathaniel and Garrison confront each other. I wish we could have seen this, because they are both such losers.

When they were working together they got beat by a team of children. When they parted ways and declared they didn’t need each other, Garrison ended up broke and living underground while Nathaniel ended up in tears breaking down backstage at his own live tv show because he wasn’t smart enough to figure out the technique he stole.

I just know they would have been so bitter trying to convince each other they were better off now as if they’re not both the cause of their own suffering.

[bi-demon-ium]

ld curtain + being on the phone and also on the verge of McFuckingLosingIt, and then immediately hanging up, for the sake of everyone's mental health

↳ bonus:

[kneeslapworthy]

MBS characters ranked from most to least likely to say Fuck 

Kate 

Constance

Dr Garrison (my unhinged queen)

Rhonda

Curtain

Number Two

SQ

Jeepers

Mr Benedict

Milligan

Reynie

Sticky

Ms Perumal

[amysterywrappedinanenigma]

The Mysterious Benedict Society as Troubled Birds | (Part 2) (Part 1 here)  

[fruitytulip]

I just thought of something When Constance was kidnapped by garrison and she said she was going to brain sweep her and stuff well what if Martina Kate sticky and reynie were to late when they found Constance and she was brain swept I was thinking about this all night