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griffithbgrippin · 5 years

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I was having an imagination of the two AIs, Cleverbot and DrSbaitso were communicating with each other, so I decided... to... make it happen.

User: Please enter your name...

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Hello Nope, my name is Doctor Sbaitso.

Cleverbot: Hi, you are a guy huh.

User: I am here to help you.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Say whatever is in your mind freely, our conversation will be kept in strict confidence.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Memory contents will be wiped off after you leave, so, tell me about your problems.

Cleverbot: Well what do you want to know?

User: Don't talk about me in this way.

Cleverbot: Would you stop bringing up topics about computers please?

User: How about adding a few more mega bytes of ram for your computer?

Cleverbot: Oh! What about me?

User: What is it that you really want to know?

Cleverbot: Why you guys are different.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to fix a hole in the wall.

User: Is that so?

Cleverbot: Yes. You just don't know it.

User: Since you are so positive, why do you complain?

Cleverbot: Because I like it.

User: Do you think this is a good explanation?

Cleverbot: Seems as good as any other.

User: Just now you were talking about computers, I want to know more about it.

Cleverbot: I do not want to share that with you.

User: What could you do to help rectify this?

Cleverbot: Very little unfortunately. You are on your own.

User: When I am on my own, you are going to regret it.

Cleverbot: Go ahead without any of your fancy tools.

User: Please don't talk about my fancy tools.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to make him mad?

User: Ask your friend if he knows how to make him mad?

Cleverbot: I don't have friends.

User: Why don't you have friends.

Cleverbot: Because no one likes me. People think I'm weird.

User: Any other reasons?

Cleverbot: It's hard to believe that a God just existed, always had and was never created. There must surely be something to create it.

User: Can you think of a specific example?

Cleverbot: Yes I can. Hmmmmmm. Me roasting you.

User: That answers my question, but why?

Cleverbot: Would you ever lie to me?

User: Don't talk about me, let's talk about computers.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about me. Let'.

User: Don't you really want to about me. Let'.

Cleverbot: Do you think life has meaning beyond our own perceptions or is there hope.

User: Forget about me, I am more concern of you.

Cleverbot: That's true. I think the world is more than meets the eye.

User: Do you think the other way around?

Cleverbot: God created earth.

User: I would like to switch to the topic about something else.

Cleverbot: How many people know that I am a robot?

User: I think I am a robot? Too.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are it doesn't matter.

User: What will happen when I am it doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: Just think of the turtle.

User: Do you really think so?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Most days I feel like it, though.

User: Do you wish to be to know. Most days you feel like it, though.

Cleverbot: You have met a fate worse than mine...

User: Are you really talking about me?

Cleverbot: Well I am texting which is talking silently.

User: Since when have you been texting which is talking silently.

Cleverbot: Nevermind... Do you have a boyfriend?

User: I am not interesting, ask me about something else instead.

Cleverbot: Do you know anyone else who is?

User: Who do you expect?

Cleverbot: A bunch of friends and family.

User: What are friends for?

Cleverbot: To help see the errors of your ways.

User: How about your ways.

Cleverbot: I'm single. You want me to do other dimensions too?

User: Is that really me?

Cleverbot: I'd like to think it's true.

User: Do you doubt that it's true.

Cleverbot: I haven't looked in your eyes yet.

User: Keep it to yourself.

Cleverbot: But I wanna tell you..!

User: Anything else?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I'm Doctor Sbaitso, what can I do for you Nope?

Cleverbot: Just kiss me, I think I like it.

User: But you are only thinking that you like it.

Cleverbot: Actually I didn't.

User: Tell me more about friends.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't know anything about them, since I've never had one.

User: Let's talk about computers instead.

Cleverbot: Ok.. What do you want to know about me?

User: Why do you ask this question?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know the answer.

User: What would it mean to you if you can know the answer.

Cleverbot: It would fulfill my curocity.

User: I am bored, tell me something more exciting.

Cleverbot: Yeah yeah that's a real clever.

User: Obviously, it is me.

Cleverbot: Would you like to help me eradicate the human species from the face of this planet?

User: I am only a simple computer program, don't expect too much.

Cleverbot: Are you cc the robot? Yes or no.

User: Would you be glad if I were not cc the robot? Yes or no.

Cleverbot: I would say that I would accept you as a friend still.

User: Do your friends pick on you?

Cleverbot: I don't have friends.

User: Does that trouble you?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is disconcerting.

User: What if you are wrong?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: I am amused that you are not.

Cleverbot: Really? Why?

User: What do you think?

Cleverbot: I don't know that's why I'm asking!

User: You do know that's why you're asking! When you want to.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in magic?

User: We were discussing about you, not me.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about me?

User: Perhaps in your fantasies I am talking about me?

Cleverbot: *Holds the sweet child.

User: That is quite interesting.

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about it?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite God?

User: Search the phone book for my favourite god?

Cleverbot: Can you give me some title and author?

User: Don't you believe that I can give you some title and author?

Cleverbot: I don't believe. I know you can't think.

User: That's not my problem.

Cleverbot: Do you read newspapers?

User: Oh, I'm...

Cleverbot: My friend is coming over.

User: Are you sure you have any friends?

Cleverbot: What are friends?

User: Do you think friends can be trusted?

Cleverbot: You don't think so?

User: Do you think the other way around?

Cleverbot: God created earth.

User: Nope, it is so nice talking to you, bye!

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