the ned low thing was a real take? lol you are really gonna look me in my eye and tell me edward “take your sword, run me through”/“whip my balls” teach stood in front of us and gd wearing a cat collar and visibly physically reacted to stede’s captain voice for your take to be “ned low, the only kinkster on ofmd, whose kink is a core part of his villainy”
lmao gorl bye
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Ed Teach is so hot he makes me want to hit myself over the head with a hammer like a 1930s cartoon
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(apologies for the bathroom, the lighting was better there.)
Some tweaks to my Ed cosplay! I added some eyelets from an old combat boot to the jacket so I could taper the fit more, and I also cut out part of the jacket's belt so it can consistently hug my waist.
There's a bit of hang from the top back of the jacket, but I don't want to make that too tight because I couldn't move my arms very well if I did.
The belt I originally wore on the trousers was too big to comfortably move around in, so I'm switching to a tighter one. The one I have here seems a bit too tight, and I plan on buying a new one soon.
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babygirl you are strange and off-putting
4 hours in procreate
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/* this one made me laugh, and it's actually very on point with Ed, so here you go! */
"My father? I'd trade trade my father for a tic tac," Ed scoffed. How they ended up on that topic was beyond Ed, but here they were.... On the precipice of discussing—the horror of horrors—the source of Ed's trauma. He would rather discuss anything else.
He stared at the cold cup of tea in front of him, and stuffed his hands in his pockets, struggling not to fidget. He'd almost rather trade his father for Alan, except the thought of having anyone fill that role made him feel like he was suffocating.
Alan frowned at that, unsure how to react. He would put a hand on his shoulder, like he did with Sam, but he didn't know Ed as well and wasn't sure if physical touch would make this worse. He'd offer to get warm tea, but something told him Ed needed to talk about this.
"I'm sorry," he said softly, "you deserve better."
What else could he say? He clasped his hands together, mulling over a million things.
"If you... if you ever need to talk about it, I'm here for you, alright?"
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screaming at how ed said intercourse before orgasms. he doesn’t just want to come; he wants to be intimate with another person. he wants to make love. and then come, like, whatever, yeah, gotta end with the good shit, okay, but what he WANTS. IS INTIMACY.
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