#Eddie does go talk to Dan and that talk consisted of him dialing Erica’s number and putting her on speaker | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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Eddie is filming a reminder to his fans about Corroded Coffin’s limited edition merch but gets interrupted when Steve storms into their bedroom and starts digging through the closet.

Eddie, mid-promo: What are you doing?

Steve, pulling the nail bat out of the closet: I’m going to kill our neighbor

Eddie: Diane?!

Steve: Wha- No, Dan.

Eddie: Oh… why?

Steve: I know that fucker popped Ozzy’s swimming pool

Eddie: Steve-

Steve: No, that asshole has complained every time I’ve blown that pool up for Oz. I go inside for ten minutes and suddenly it has a hole in it? It’s the middle of fucking summer, Eddie, and a hundred degrees outside. If I want my dog to be able to cool down in some water while I do yard work then he should be able to!

Steve: I know he popped it so I’m going to *twirls bat* pop his head off his goddamn shoulders

Eddie, reluctantly because Steve’s kinda hot when he’s seething with rage: …why don’t you cool down and let me talk to Dan.

#Dan doesn’t think the Ozzy’s rainbow kiddie pool matches the ‘aesthetic’ of the neighborhood and Steve thinks Dan can go fuck himself #Eddie does go talk to Dan and that talk consisted of him dialing Erica’s number and putting her on speaker #while she reamed him for thirty-five minutes and threatened him with legal action if she hears of this happening again #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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