#Elizabet Moffatt is the true hero of this podcast

[ashes-in-a-jar]

Jonny: Hey Alex, so you know that sound tape reels make when you walk on them like they are one big tangled web but echoing over an endless abyss?

Alex:....No?

Jonny: Good. Do you know the sound tapes make when they record their own sound, but distorted and echoey and then reverberate with a buzzing twang when someone suddenly pulls a strand like a squeaky violin?

Alex, shriller: No?

Jonny: Excellent. Do you know that sound where there is a chatter of all of our past episodes playing their recording at once, and it sounds like a chitter of spiders once again echoing over an endless abyss, which change in cadence whenever one of the characters shifts position?

Alex, now panicking: No??

Jonny: Perfect. Do you know that sound when a perfectly normal looking human suddenly transforms into a giant spider, limbs and all, crackling and distorting everything because they are rubbing against the tapes which are creating recursive distortion, oh, and also their voice becoming deep and monstrous but still as intelligible as possible?

Alex:....... ELIZABEEEEETH?

Elizabeth: *sigh* On it.